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#1101
Batted balls hit at 105+ MPH so far this year:47 Ronald Acuña Jr. <---- insane!!!😮46454443424140393837363534 Rafael Devers, Vladimir Guerrero Jr.333231 Bo Bichette30 Yandy Díaz29 Juan Soto28 Willson Contreras27 Matt Chapman, Matt Olson

 

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#1105

Friday thoughts:
 

Judge has missed 20% of the season and he’s still tied for 4th in most HRs.

Its May and Tampa pretty much has the AL East title secured. Nuts

Rangers are for real, Lastros heating up though

#1106

The Yankees daddy is back:
 

Tonight, Jose Altuve returns.

Smart bringing him back this weekend while facing the Triple A Oakland Athletics. 

#1108
Reds manager David Bell was ejected from the game for arguing with umpires after Yankees pitcher Clarke Schmidt was inspected by the umpires, and sent into the dugout to presumbly wash his hands, but allowed to stay in the game.(via @BallySportsCIN)pic.twitter.com/Krpcs55CzC

Yankees really can't be this arrogant can they? Still on the sticky stuff?

#1109

What’s this go wash your hands bullshit ?

Clarke Schmidt was cleared to return to the mound and Reds manager David Bell was ejected. Bell's second ejection of the season. Yankees had a similar type of incident with Domingo German and the Twins this year.

 

#1110

Pirates had scored 21 runs in their previous 14 games heading into Wednesday. In consecutive games facing Eduardo Rodriguez and Zac Gallen they out score their opponents 21-3. 

#1115
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
ZACK GREINKE. ATHLETE.

 

Nice throw, but that’s kind of what he gets paid millions of dollars for.

#1116
23 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Nice throw, but that’s kind of what he gets paid millions of dollars for.

He's one of the great characters of the game, and he's been recognized as the best defensive pitcher 6 times.

They all get paid.  Some perform better than others.

#1117
Nice throw, but that’s kind of what he gets paid millions of dollars for.

There are certain posters here that stupid shit like this is expected from. I didn't have you in that category, but it appears that needs to change.
#1118
% of Clarke Schmidt curves and sweepersspinning at 3,000 RPMs or faster:May 3 - 10%May 9 - 20%May 14 - 48%Tonight - 69%

I guess there's really no reason for the Yankees to stop cheating...

 

Edited by Beau Vine

#1119

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#1120
Aaron Hicks on being DFA'd by the Yankees— (Parody) FAX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFAX)

 

#1122

Christmas in yankeeland. Holy shit the fanbase is 20x happier than when Gallo left, everyone fucking hated hicks so much. Whiny bitch that can’t play. Thank god. 

#1124

Need confirmation of tears running down his face

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#1128

Damn, horrific strike call on 3-2 for ballgame. 

 

And these tweets are rather timely. 

Called a ball, overturned to a strike. Big difference for a pitcher to be 1-1 versus 2-0. Takes about 20 seconds to get the call right and the game to continue. Seems inevitable this tech comes to MLB at some point.

 

#1131
1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

3-run yack by Gorman in bot 8 for the lead over LAD. 

Great pitcher reaction:

Gormanized

 

#1134

Fuck you douche bag 

Trevor Bauer has been relegated to a league where he has to pitch on an all dirt infield.Rock bottom. https://t.co/lriIB6gVFR

 

#1138
23 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Wow, lucky check swing oppo single by Lindor with Marte running. 1st & 3rd, 1 out, tied 1-1 in bot 8. 


f the Mets 

#1140
13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Shohei has allowed 2 hits and 1 ER through 6.  Has 9 K.

Every time he does that shit, I still look at the scoring line to see if the Angels actually won.  They topped the Twins this time, 4-2.

#1141

Im probably the minority but Shohei is great and all but Im not sure Id wanna pay him 40 million dollars a year. Sure hes a 20+ million dollar SP and maybe a 20 million dollar DH (I honestly dont know Im not as close to the current numbers as i used to be). But that's one hamstring or shoulder that can fuck half my roster instead of 2. And the 2 way thing is neat and the child in me is glad I saw it happen, but its not like the 26 man roster is super tight unless your a spare team with a lot of turnover. So its not strategically as big a deal as they make it out to be if anything you lose your DH when he comes out on nights he starts

#1142
2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Im probably the minority but Shohei is great and all but Im not sure Id wanna pay him 40 million dollars a year. Sure hes a 20+ million dollar SP and maybe a 20 million dollar DH (I honestly dont know Im not as close to the current numbers as i used to be). But that's one hamstring or shoulder that can fuck half my roster instead of 2. And the 2 way thing is neat and the child in me is glad I saw it happen, but its not like the 26 man roster is super tight unless your a spare team with a lot of turnover. So its not strategically as big a deal as they make it out to be if anything you lose your DH when he comes out on nights he starts

You don't.   He comes off the mound, he still bats. 

#1143
2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Im probably the minority but Shohei is great and all but Im not sure Id wanna pay him 40 million dollars a year. Sure hes a 20+ million dollar SP and maybe a 20 million dollar DH (I honestly dont know Im not as close to the current numbers as i used to be). But that's one hamstring or shoulder that can fuck half my roster instead of 2. And the 2 way thing is neat and the child in me is glad I saw it happen, but its not like the 26 man roster is super tight unless your a spare team with a lot of turnover. So its not strategically as big a deal as they make it out to be if anything you lose your DH when he comes out on nights he starts

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#1146
3 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Im probably the minority but Shohei is great and all but Im not sure Id wanna pay him 40 million dollars a year. Sure hes a 20+ million dollar SP and maybe a 20 million dollar DH (I honestly dont know Im not as close to the current numbers as i used to be). But that's one hamstring or shoulder that can fuck half my roster instead of 2. And the 2 way thing is neat and the child in me is glad I saw it happen, but its not like the 26 man roster is super tight unless your a spare team with a lot of turnover. So its not strategically as big a deal as they make it out to be if anything you lose your DH when he comes out on nights he starts


dodgers, giants, mariners, Mets laugh in your face 

#1147
3 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Im probably the minority but Shohei is great and all but Im not sure Id wanna pay him 40 million dollars a year. Sure hes a 20+ million dollar SP and maybe a 20 million dollar DH (I honestly dont know Im not as close to the current numbers as i used to be). But that's one hamstring or shoulder that can fuck half my roster instead of 2. And the 2 way thing is neat and the child in me is glad I saw it happen, but its not like the 26 man roster is super tight unless your a spare team with a lot of turnover. So its not strategically as big a deal as they make it out to be if anything you lose your DH when he comes out on nights he starts

 God must’ve decided 46 chromosomes just wasn’t going to be enough for you.

#1148
1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

That's a lot of words to say you're an idiot.

You're the one on the same side as helobius here

#1149
On 5/21/2023 at 1:27 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Fuck you douche bag 

Trevor Bauer has been relegated to a league where he has to pitch on an all dirt infield.Rock bottom. https://t.co/lriIB6gVFR

 

i read that he chose to start for their minor league team because his own start got pushed back for some reason and he didn't want to skip a start. 

#1150

It's going to be tough to get used to Shohei in Dodger Blue or Yankees pinstripes, especially with these new unwritten rules that the Yankees get to follow where you get to wash your hands between innings and don't get thrown out of games for the sticky stuff. 

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