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So, I posted on this thread (several times) a while back in Derka-esque fashion (after too many beers) and decided that I don't want to be that guy.

 

But here I am.  

The Angels aren't trading the greatest player in baseball history.  They very well may lose him in free agency, but they aren't trading him.   Last night's trade with CWS made that clear, and Shohei certainly responded today, with the finest day of baseball that I've ever witnessed.  His best start ever, and two knocks in the second game. 

He's super-human.  Arte should offer a 750 for 10 years.  Fuck it, he's worth it.  If Shohei's arm falls off next year, it will still be a better investment than The Angels made with that cocksucking, scumbag doper Josh Hamilton (why wasn't fentenyl around back then).

 

 

He is the most vile fucking cunt that ever put on a uniform.

After he relapsed, he was like “yeah well tough shit angels I’m a fucking doper. Fuck you”.

And since he’s out of baseball, it doesn’t look like he’s improved any.

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He is the most vile fucking cunt that ever put on a uniform.

I'll take idiot fucking drug addicts over wife-beaters any day.



He is the most vile fucking cunt that ever put on a uniform.



I tHoUgHt ThAt WaS jOsE aLtUvE

Also pretty sure most non drunk morons would put Chad Curtis slightllllly higher than Hamilton on this list

35 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Also pretty sure most non drunk morons would put Chad Curtis slightllllly higher than Hamilton on this list

Or Felipe Vasquez?  

 

Marlins are getting David Robertson...wooo

Lulz @ mets

Ohtani pitched a complete game one hitter in the first game and then had 2 jacks in the 2nd game of a doubleheader.  Freak.

No the stupid thing is when they try to compare them to Ohtani. Anyone trying to go both ways will have to deal with the standard of moros expecting them to be as good as Ohtani.

Look at Caglionne from Florida. He has Ohtani power and Ohtani velocity. But he needs refinement to even make the major leagues. If he doesnt improve swing selection he will strike out too much to make the majors. And if he doesnt improve his control on the mound he wont make the majors. He might need to pick one and stick with it.

Hes nowhere near as refined as Ohtani, who at that age was already playing professionally both ways at a high level.

3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

No the stupid thing is when they try to compare them to Ohtani. Anyone trying to go both ways will have to deal with the standard of moros expecting them to be as good as Ohtani.

Look at Caglionne from Florida. He has Ohtani power and Ohtani velocity. But he needs refinement to even make the major leagues. If he doesnt improve swing selection he will strike out too much to make the majors. And if he doesnt improve his control on the mound he wont make the majors. He might need to pick one and stick with it.

Hes nowhere near as refined as Ohtani, who at that age was already playing professionally both ways at a high level.

I wonder if Dave Winfield could’ve pulled it off.  I know our own Brooks Kieschnick was a two way stud and this kid named Micah Owings as well

Just saw this mentioned on Twitter so looked it up and it is true.  The first four years that Randy Johnson was a D-Back where he was just an absolute fucking terror and won four straight Cy Young's -- that was on a four year contract.  That has to be the best free agent signing in history.

Dodgers trading for guys who are gonna get them booted from the playoffs cause they suck lol

59 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Dodgers trading for guys who are gonna get them booted from the playoffs cause they suck lol
 


the Braves sent a player to chi too, to make sure the deal went 

Shohei just went downtown on the first pitch he saw

28 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

 

Schneider also moved Springer out of the leadoff spot for the first time since mid-2021.

chapman for player-manager 

Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, 1 run lead, and a runner on 3rd.

 

 

Edited by shnsajax

Angels Taylor Ward just took a pitch to the face.   Yikes.

Miggy just singled in the 9th to go 2 for 4 in what is expected to be his last game in Miami.  Pretty cool.

They showed a highlight of him hitting a walkoff homer in his very first game.  I'm not sure what year it changed over but it seems like there aren't many guys still playing that started in 4:3 aspect ratio.

Edited by WBT

Bobby Witt Jr has gone GS, solo shot and rbi single in his last 3 ABs. Our boy is growing up right in front of us. 
ETA: Witt is the first Royal ever to have a hit and  rbi in 5 consecutive PAs. I’m surprised Brett never did that. 

Edited by Shoxthemonkey

5 hours ago, WBT said:

Miggy just singled in the 9th to go 2 for 4 in what is expected to be his last game in Miami.  Pretty cool.

They showed a highlight of him hitting a walkoff homer in his very first game.  I'm not sure what year it changed over but it seems like there aren't many guys still playing that started in 4:3 aspect ratio.

Why did I think Miggy retired after last season?  Didn’t he get a token all-star nod last year as tribute?

Why did I think Miggy retired after last season?  Didn’t he get a token all-star nod last year as tribute?

32 million reasons

How did the Rockies draw over 45,000 against the A's?

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

How did the Rockies draw over 45,000 against the A's?

According to my junior high googling skills it is their 30th anniversary weekend and Carlos Gonzalez threw out the first pitch.

46 minutes ago, WBT said:

How did the Rockies draw over 45,000 against the A's?

Rocky Mountain Oyster Night

Angels-Jays tied 1-1 going to the 9th.  10 LOB for each side.

7 hours ago, rvm96 said:

According to my junior high googling skills it is their 30th anniversary weekend and Carlos Gonzalez threw out the first pitch.

I feel old

9 hours ago, WBT said:

How did the Rockies draw over 45,000 against the A's?

There was a huge youth baseball tournament in Denver this weekend but I don't know if that did it.  

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