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Are we all just going to ignore the fact that the Rays are 9-0? If they aren’t the odds on WS favorite right now they should be.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that the Rays are 9-0? If they aren’t the odds on WS favorite right now they should be.

It's really nice to win 9 in row, but they've played Detroit, Washington, and Oakland.  If you're looking for the easiest way to pull off 9 in a row, TB found it.

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9 > 8. QED.

The last team to start 9-0 was the 2003 Royals and we all know how that turned out. Slow your roll a bit.

6 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

The last team to start 9-0 was the 2003 Royals and we all know how that turned out. Slow your roll a bit.

10-0 now. Guess you’ll need to find a new comparison that has no bearing on how good this team is.

Mets with a bunt base hit that hugged the 3B line all the way and a tapper that was almost exactly the same a couple of batters later. 

47 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Mets with a bunt base hit that hugged the 3B line all the way and a tapper that was almost exactly the same a couple of batters later. 

 

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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The card shop in Victoria got busted selling Chinese knock offs of that Griffey card lol 

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

10-0 now. Guess you’ll need to find a new comparison that has no bearing on how good this team is.

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If you want to crown them, then crown their ass.

RIP

29 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

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If you want to crown them, then crown their ass.

RIP

Astros are ass my dude. Really thought we were inferior to them coming into the year but that clearly isn’t the case now. Rays have me worried bigly, which I wasn’t expecting. I hope they collapse but they look like a machine so far. 

35 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Astros are ass my dude. 

Keeping hoping this every season and they will keep showing up in the Astros League Championship Series again 

Pretty sure you said the same dumb shit last season when the Angels were leading the AL West towards the end of April.  

 

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Keeping hoping this every season and they will keep showing up in the Astros League Championship Series again 

Pretty sure you said the same dumb shit last season when the Angels were leading the AL West towards the end of April.  

 

Ha. You know this years team is different and you guys fucked yourselves in the off-season. It’s not the hate thread so I’ll just leave it at that I guess.

Yeah that hippie shit is pretty unacceptable. We have a standard of appearance and that isn’t it.

Actually the home team provides clubhouse staff, so he’s probably just your typical Ohio trash and doesn’t work for the Yankees.

26 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Yeah that hippie shit is pretty unacceptable. We have a standard of appearance and that isn’t it.

Season 3 Baseball GIF by The Simpsons

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Astros are ass my dude

Speaking of ass. How’s that next Yankee superstar doing?  The shortstop who you claimed to be a combination of Derek Jeter and Ricky Henderson with the current slash of .129/.250/.194

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9 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Speaking of ass. How’s that next Yankee superstar doing?  The shortstop who you claimed to be a combination of Derek Jeter and Ricky Henderson with the current slash of .129/.250/.194

21 year old rookie is adjusting to big league pitching, earth shattering news. He also has 3 steals but yeah let’s just ignore that. And you better get real familiar with who Jasson Dominguez and Spencer Jones are. They got next.

28 minutes ago, Helobious said:

21 year old rookie is adjusting to big league pitching, earth shattering news. He also has 3 steals but yeah let’s just ignore that. And you better get real familiar with who Jasson Dominguez and Spencer Jones are. They got next.

Tell that to 20 year old Jordan Walker. And do you know who leads the league with 6 steals?  Your good buddy, Myles Straw

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11 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Tell that to 20 year old Jordan Walker. And do you know who leads the league with 6 steals?  Your good buddy, Myles Straw

Walker is a freak of nature, unfair comparison. And yeah I’m glad Straw is fast. Now I know he’d run away if I ever stepped to him. 

Does Boston have a pulse? They might end up as bad as the other 3 Rays opponents.

Still. 11-0 is 11-0 and next to impossible to do.

On 4/10/2023 at 11:44 AM, Helobious said:

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that the Rays are 9-0? If they aren’t the odds on WS favorite right now they should be.

This is not the typical TB team, scratching out wins with pitching. They are absolutely mashing. 28 HR in the first 11 games. 

They could t even cover the alternate -3.5 run line last night.

Sad!

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Mountcastle with 2 HRs and 9 rbis today. That’s pretty good. 

… and the A’s (what seemed to be) rightfully gave Rutschman a free pass in front of him to load the bases with two outs.  Ooops …

Shohei doesn't look his best but he's only given up 1 hit through 5. 

Shohei through 7, allowed 1 hit.  Isn't blowing anybody away the way we've seen him do, but he's getting it done.

Angels up 2-0.

12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Shohei through 7, allowed 1 hit.  Isn't blowing anybody away the way we've seen him do, but he's getting it done.

Angels up 2-0.

Just came to post this….and that I can’t wait to see how the angels fuck this up 

10 hours ago, Helobious said:

21 year old rookie is adjusting to big league pitching, earth shattering news. He also has 3 steals but yeah let’s just ignore that. And you better get real familiar with who Jasson Dominguez and Spencer Jones are. They got next.

Three whole steals? Wow.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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they’ll hit .460 when they play the Astros 

 
How was he not getting down towards the ground? Geez. But so many of these baseball umps are out of shape and old so I'm sure he couldn't even do that if he wanted to.

Head on a swivel, son. That was dope, allowed an extra run to score.

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