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2023 St. Louis Cardinals thread -- fuckin' fire him already

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I expect them to sign a FA, trade for another guy, and get another dude from the minors.  I expect all three of them to be about as effective as Dakota Hudson.

That sounds about right.

When do pitchers and catchers report?

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1 hour ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

good question.  I'll watch the playoffs because I love fall ball, but no Cards pisses me off.

I'm sick of watching them.  I haven't watched more than a couple of innings all month.

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm sick of watching them.  I haven't watched more than a couple of innings all month.

I'm just so fucking out on oli. He comes across as so smug and above criticism. This team sucks!

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8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, did pitchers and catchers report this year?

Pitchers didn't.  Catcher reported and we told everyone that he sucks and said he was only going to play outfield and then we changed our minds.

Great memories!

No baseball in October fucking sucks

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And we thought we were done with this shitshow?  Nope...

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BOCA CHICA, Dominican Republic -- Armed robbers broke into the St. Louis Cardinals complex in the Dominican Republic on Friday.

A statement from the Cardinals said no one was injured, but the burglars stole money, cellphones, jewelry and baseball equipment in the break-in, which took place in the early-morning hours.

Players and staff at the complex were shaken, Cardinals president of baseball operations John Mozeliak said.

"This was scary on many fronts," Mozeliak said in the statement, adding that the team will reassess its security at the complex immediately.

Local authorities came to the complex to investigate, the Cardinals said.

 

Can't believe we let Monty go for a bag of fruit and some best buy coupons. Fuck mo. 

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7 hours ago, Capn81 said:

Lance Lynn. Unreal.

Eat a fucking dick, Moze.

That fat fucking turd is going to make Waino look like Greg Maddux.

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Typical Cards off-season so far. Shopping in the bargain bin. Will be the island of misfit toys again. I highly doubt that Yadi agrees to be on this staff.

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Honestly, I'd rather have Dakota Hudson than Lance Lynn.

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FUCK YOU, MOZE!!!   $12M for Kyle Gibson!

 

Moze is such a fucking cunt. And DeWitt doesn't care. Another 3.2MM in gate or whatever it was,  his cut of mlb advanced media.... he's printing money,  win or lose. I feel a late 80s through most of the 90s stretch coming on. 

He is 100% shitting his pants with these signings. These are panic signings due to what happened last year. Still need two quality starters…

Gray is a quality pickup. I still think we need one more top end guy to be truly competitive.

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3 hours ago, Capn81 said:

Gray is a quality pickup. I still think we need one more top end guy to be truly competitive.

And that's one so far.

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JoePos:

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I mean this sincerely: The Cardinals should beat the Christmas rush and do what they’re so clearly going to do: Fire manager Oliver Marmol and replace him with their brand-new special assistant Yadier Molina.

To be honest, I have no idea how Marmol survived last season. It wasn’t just that the Cardinals went 71-91, their worst record since, I don’t know, Vern Rapp? Solly Hemus? Rogers Hornsby himself? It was that Marmol pretty often seemed entirely overmatched, and he kept making the strangest moves and pronouncements, and it just didn’t seem to be working. To be perfectly honest, I kind of thought the Cardinals DID fire Marmol; I wasn’t paying that close of attention.

Anyway, on Wednesday, the Cardinals announced that they had hired Molina as special assistant. My guess is that the only reason that they didn’t hire him as manager was Molina has said that he doesn’t want to dedicate himself to a full-time job with all that traveling and spend that much time away from his family. So this job is less involved, I guess; the role feels very fluid. Yadi will sometimes be in uniform and on the bench. Sometimes he will work with catchers. Sometimes he will work with pitchers.

“A little Yadi is still better than no Yadi,” Cardinals president John Mozeliak said.

And while I do not doubt Molina’s commitment to his family, we’ve seen this story before, right? The calls for Molina as Cardinals manager will begin the first time an opponent has a big inning … even if that big inning is in spring training.

 

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A little Yadi is still better than no Yadi,” Cardinals president John Mozeliak said.

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O'Neill to the Sawx for a bucket of balls.  

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I hate that I love this team. 

Well fuck.... taking my kids and my dad (he's a dodger fan)  to Chavez for opening weekend. I think ticket prices just went up. 

Well fuck.... taking my kids and my dad (he's a dodger fan)  to Chavez for opening weekend. I think ticket prices just went up. 

Big time. Hopefully you get first game tickets. Gray might be our only chance at a W.
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Saw this on a Facebook group -- Bob Gibson and Bob Uecker holding hands in a 1964 team photo:

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Mo playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers.... bringing Carp back on a 1-year deal. 

Those intangibles though

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