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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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#4752
30 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

TweetStorm 06132023 is gonna be AWESOME!

28 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

YYYYMMDD, please

I deal with too much data with dates, YYYYMMDD as well. Although in documents I write it "13 Jun 2023"

24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

And Team Double Space.

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When I write stuff for other people, fuck me I have to search for the double spaces. All thanks to my junior high typing class, which used real fucking typewriters.

#4753
13 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Trump has now been arraigned in the Manhattan and Miami without any major violence erupting. You know why? Because people are now scared of being prosecuted for it after January 6.Enforcing the law maintains order. Don’t pardon the J6 convicts. They are an important deterrent.

 

Heath Mayo?  Frankly, it sounds made up. 

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#4754
18 minutes ago, G650 said:

WTF is a parking garage lawyer

Take up two spaces again, and find out.

#4755
28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh, HELL no.  Team Oxford Comma, too.  And Team Double Space.

Date format opinion confuses me. He was correct because then files and folders are automatically sorted correctly. 

Agreed on the latter two even though the double space is dying.

#4756
14 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Trump has now been arraigned in the Manhattan and Miami without any major violence erupting. You know why? Because people are now scared of being prosecuted for it after January 6.Enforcing the law maintains order. Don’t pardon the J6 convicts. They are an important deterrent.

 

Sounds like a very Germanic approach. My Celtic ancestry inclines me to say "Don't pardon the J6 convicts, because fuck em."

#4757
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Heath Mayo?  Frankly, it sounds made up. 

or a C-list porn actor

Also, this thread needs more Margo Martin

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#4758
1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

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republicans are so goddamned stupid

I'm not that well versed in many things. Does that mean 18% think Trump is shitting his pants or 18% of those polled wear the same undergarments as Trump? Do 61% think he won't change his depends if he shits his pants over the indictment?

#4760
22 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Date format opinion confuses me. He was correct because then files and folders are automatically sorted correctly. 

Agreed on the latter two even though the double space is dying.

Previous employment required DDmmmYY with the month being an alphabetized abbreviation.  Never liked it. 

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#4761
19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

When I write stuff for other people, fuck me I have to search for the double spaces. All thanks to my junior high typing class, which used real fucking typewriters.

when i rewrite emails for the wife, she has to go through and find the double spaces.  when she tells me about this horror, she looks at me like she wants to hit me with a closed fist.

#4764
4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Previous employment required DDmmmYY with the month being an alohabetized abbreviation.  Never liked it. 

What a bunch of Haoles. 

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#4765

Tough day…

A judge will let E. Jean Carroll amend her defamation lawsuit to seek more damages against former President Donald Trump for comments he made at a CNN town hall https://t.co/4g6EiXeVKA

 

#4767
1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Sounds like a very Germanic approach. My Celtic ancestry inclines me to say "Don't pardon the J6 convicts, because fuck em."

According to DNA studies, the Angles Saxons, Frisians and Jutes eliminated your Celtic ancestry before you had a chance to be Celtic. 

#4768
1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

According to DNA studies, the Angles Saxons, Frisians and Jutes eliminated your Celtic ancestry before you had a chance to be Celtic. 

Maybe he's Irish

#4775
36 minutes ago, Blotto said:

or a C-list porn actor

Also, this thread needs more Margo Martin

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#4776

 

Donald Trump pleads NOT GUILTY to the bullshit charges at the court in Miami. If the Democrat deep state establishment thinks that wracking up silly indictments against Trump is going to de-rail him, they are deluded 🇺🇸 #MAGA #Trump #TrumpArraignmentDay

 

#4777
16 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

According to DNA studies, the Angles Saxons, Frisians and Jutes eliminated your Celtic ancestry before you had a chance to be Celtic. 

 

14 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Maybe he's Irish

 

#4778

Maybe the thumb thing is his get ready for butt-play sign…

 

 

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#4782
50 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Agreed on the latter two even though the double space is dying.

Anyone who chooses one as the end-all be-all answer is wrong.

The Oxford comma clarifies meaning in certain cases, and messes it up in others; you should use whichever one results in the clearest meaning. In cases where the meaning is clear regardless, just be consistent; nobody gives a shit.

Two spaces should be used for fixed-with type, one space should be used for proportional-width type.

#4783
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's pretty embarrassing for anybody that has ever voted Republican in the past.

You fuckers should be ashamed of yourselves.

#4784

so cnn keeps playing this clip from an earlier interview with ken buck.  buck isn't a big trump guy, but he's a republican, so he's saying the same ole shit.  then he says that he wouldn't be comfortable with a convicted felon in the white house.  so apparently, that's where we are.  semantics. 

he's basically saying he acknowledges what he did, maybe he's even ok with it, but if he gets convicted, that's a bridge too far.  ok.

if you think what he did shouldn't be a crime, fine.

if you think what he did should be a crime, but he shouldn't be prosecuted because he's a former potus, fine.

if you think other people committed those crimes too, fine.

if you think hillary clinton and joe biden and mike pence should be in prison already, fine.

if you think there's no way that 12/12 jurors in florida agree to convict him, fine.

but don't sit here and act like we're not sure if he did it.  he did it.  we know he did it.  we have him on tape doing it.  everyone close to him offered evidence that he did it.  we have audio tape and photographical evidence that he did it. 

if you need mental gymnastics to figure out what to say to a journalist, then you should stop giving interviews.  i have not heard one republican say he didn't do it.   

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#4785
7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Two spaces should be used for fixed-with type, one space should be used for proportional-width type.

You should feel very ashamed.

#4786
Conservatives crying about safety of justices after Dobbs are sure quiet about the explicit threats and calls for violence to the lead prosecutor and his family 

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#4788
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I deal with too much data with dates, YYYYMMDD as well. Although in documents I write it "13 Jun 2023"

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When I write stuff for other people, fuck me I have to search for the double spaces. All thanks to my junior high typing class, which used real fucking typewriters.

Once, a loooong time ago, I had a piece of prior art, a British or other European patent document dated 05.12.19XX.  I and the client were shitting ourselves because in 'merican, that was prior to our filing date, making it relevant prior art.

Took us all a while to remember that was 5 December 19xx, making it about six months after our filing date and thus immaterial.

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#4789
Vivek Ramaswamy demands that other GOP presidential candidates sign his pledge to pardon Donald Trump: "This is my commitment...if I'm elected the next U.S. President, to pardon Donald J. Trump for these offenses in this federal case."

 

#4790
32 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Donald Trump pleads NOT GUILTY to the bullshit charges at the court in Miami. If the Democrat deep state establishment thinks that wracking up silly indictments against Trump is going to de-rail him, they are deluded 🇺🇸 #MAGA #Trump #TrumpArraignmentDay

 

*racking.

#4791

So the restaurant full of Trump supporters that Trump stopped by and visited after he left the courthouse, I note that none of them felt compelled to stick their necks out for him and start shit at the courthouse. Or even bothered to show up, even though they were nearby.

This is why I disagree with YGIFS. Many people may like Trump, but the vast majority won't risk their livelihood or freedom for him. The ones who did are wearing ankle monitors, or doing time in prison, or finished doing time for him, or sweating it out that they might be identified as having been at the Capitol on Jan 6, and he didn't do shit to help any of them.

They all know he's damaged goods. They like what they think he gives them or how he  makes them feel, but at the end of the day, he's replaceable in their eyes, and not worth fighting for. Not even Mike Lindell or MTG are willing to truly stick their necks out for him.

#4792
4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Once, a loooong time ago, I had a piece of prior art, a British or other European patent document dated 05.12.19XX.  I and the client were shitting ourselves because in 'merican, that was more than one year prior to our filing date, making it relevant prior art.

Took us all a while to remember that was 5 December 19xx, making it about six months after our filing date and thus immaterial.

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#4793
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

They like what they think he gives them or how he  makes them feel, but at the end of the day, he's replaceable in their eyes, and not worth fighting for.

I think it's that they never actually believed it enough to do anything regardless.  Yes, they like the way it makes them feel.  That's as far as it goes for 99%.  The problem with that thought is it's a dangerous game that we can't afford to play.

#4794
9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
Vivek Ramaswamy demands that other GOP presidential candidates sign his pledge to pardon Donald Trump: "This is my commitment...if I'm elected the next U.S. President, to pardon Donald J. Trump for these offenses in this federal case."

 

And the subtitle is about holding government accountable.

The irony hurts.

#4795
8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
Vivek Ramaswamy demands that other GOP presidential candidates sign his pledge to pardon Donald Trump: "This is my commitment...if I'm elected the next U.S. President, to pardon Donald J. Trump for these offenses in this federal case."

 

lol, does that dude really think he has a shot? most of his potential constituents won't even know how to pronounce his name and rather than trying will come up with some slur based on it and not vote for him. like, not a snowball's chance in hell trump's base is going to give that dude even a second glance.

#4796
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

The irony hurts.

I don't think I can take much more. 2 + 2 = 5, Orwellian stuff from half of our elected "leaders". 

#4797
15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
Vivek Ramaswamy demands that other GOP presidential candidates sign his pledge to pardon Donald Trump: "This is my commitment...if I'm elected the next U.S. President, to pardon Donald J. Trump for these offenses in this federal case."

 

Two million dollars

#4798
7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

And the subtitle is about holding government accountable.

The irony hurts.

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, does that dude really think he has a shot? most of his potential constituents won't even know how to pronounce his name and rather than trying will come up with some slur based on it and not vote for him. like, not a snowball's chance in hell trump's base is going to give that dude even a second glance.

You know what I like about it though? The guy is constantly reminding everybody that Trump could be convicted of one or more felonies. It seems like his platform is him going around saying "hey, if Trump is convicted of some crimes, I'll pardon him."

It's damn near performance art. If I had George Soros money, hell I'd pay some Republican to run for the White House on a platform of reminding everybody that Trump has legal problems.

#4799
17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
Vivek Ramaswamy demands that other GOP presidential candidates sign his pledge to pardon Donald Trump: "This is my commitment...if I'm elected the next U.S. President, to pardon Donald J. Trump for these offenses in this federal case."

 

DeSantis should make the pledge to pardon Trump and then execute him on inauguration day to show everyone he's taking his constitutional responsibilities seriously.

#4800

Dotard is very unpopular. Last I heard his approval rating was 31% (which, even being that high.... I need a drink). It's just amazing watching all of these people bend over backwards to defend him when he is caught dead to rights, and some of those people are running against him for President. 

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