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#6401
Donald Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner testified before the grand jury investigating the aftermath of the 2020 presidential election, source says https://t.co/bc78cAB0aQ

 

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#6403
16 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Jack Smith has responded to Trump's request that the judge forego setting a trial date in the Mar-a-Lago prosecution & it's a doozy. Interestingly, he's no longer President Trump, Smith just refers to him as "Trump." Just like any other criminal defendant.

 

You want straight dope, no bullshit, she's a good follow.  Also here https://joycevance.substack.com/

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#6404

As for the impact of the Presidential Records Act on this prosecution, any argument that it mandates dismissal of the Indictment or forms a defense to the charges here borders on frivolous. The PRA is not a criminal statute, and in no way purports to address the retention of national security information. The Defendants are, of course, free to make whatever arguments they like for dismissal of the Indictment, and the Government will respond promptly. But they should not be permitted to gesture at a baseless legal argument, call it “novel,” and then claim that the Court will require an indefinite continuance in order to resolve it.

Moreover, even if the Court were to conclude that these legal issues were novel, the Ac trequires more: the issues must be novel such that “it is unreasonable to expect adequate preparation for pretrial proceedings or for the trial itself within the time limits established by this section.” 18 U.S.C. § 3161(h)(7)(B)(ii). Defendants make no showing whatsoever on this score. No extensive review of discovery or classified information would be required to prepare briefs on these subjects. As with any pretrial dispositive motion, all that is necessary is the Indictment—which the Defendants have had for over a month. And in fact, Trump (including his current counsel) has already briefed in this Court a variation of this argument. See, e.g., No. 22-CV-81294-CANNON, ECF No. 171 (filed Nov. 8, 2022). The legal issues Defendants raise do not justify deviation from a speedy trial date, much less open-ended deferral of considering one.

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That last is basically "what that guy just said is bullshit [and remember what happened the last time you bought his bullshit?]."

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#6405

Yeah, he basically took the two they were banking on the hardest II & IV, and eviscerated them in less than a page each.  My favorite was V where Smith states to their insisting on the Speedy Trial Act:  "The Defendants cite no case for their proposition, which is unsurprising because again, they have it backward."  

This is what happens when your attorneys, Trump, are not versed in federal or even civil procedure but rather construction and real estate law.  You have that constitutional right and the ensuing case law totally upside down.  But as with most legal and political topics with you, once you're dug in 180 degrees backwards (like with tariffs or ingesting bleach), questioning you on it only makes you dig in deeper.  

And as for Kushner appearing before the Grand Jury...Mr. Trump.  Not only has he done anal with your daughter, but like the Joker...I know a squealer when I see one.  Can we photoshop Jared's face onto the dude on the TV?:

 

#6406
Special counsel court filing: "There is no basis in law or fact for proceeding in such an indeterminate and open-ended fashion, and the defendants provide none"Here's the 11-page filing:https://t.co/hXxjDq5TuE

 

#6407

“Put me down for an Eagle” https://t.co/0SqYjMu4oq
#6408
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Special counsel court filing: "There is no basis in law or fact for proceeding in such an indeterminate and open-ended fashion, and the defendants provide none"Here's the 11-page filing:https://t.co/hXxjDq5TuE

 

"I'd like to delay this trial for a couple of years please, on the grounds that I might be elected President in November of 2024 and I can then pardon myself." 

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#6409
35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

“Put me down for an Eagle” https://t.co/0SqYjMu4oq

Far right 

#6410

I like everyone else standing cautiously behind their carts as he hits. 

Also they shouldn't be driving the carts that close to the greens. 

#6411
13 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I like everyone else standing cautiously behind their carts as he hits. 

Also they shouldn't be driving the carts that close to the greens. 

 

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#6413
2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

7 holes in one, my ass

This is a prime example of the importance of the Oxford comma.

#6414

I just want to call attention to the lunacy of the argument, "I'm too busy to go to trial".  

THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS YOU DUMB FUCKS.

#6415

No one is making you run for president and no one made you commit a bunch of felonies. 

Imagine trying this. "Sorry, I've got something really big coming up. Delay this trial indefinitely."

"When is this big thing?"

"About a year and a half from now. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a tee time."

#6416
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

No one is making you run for president and no one made you commit a bunch of felonies. 

what she said yes GIF by TipsyElves.com

#6418
4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

7 holes in one, my ass

He's counting gopher holes. 

#6419
15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

“Put me down for an Eagle” https://t.co/0SqYjMu4oq

I declare Mulligan!

#6420

Like, it's a choice. He wants to run for president. It's something he's choosing to do, because he wants to. It would be like "I've got the NYC marathon coming up in a year and a half, so you'll need to delay this trial indefinitely while I train for that. Now I'm going to play golf."

#6422
4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Like, it's a choice. He wants to run for president. It's something he's choosing to do, because he wants to. It would be like "I've got the NYC marathon coming up in a year and a half, so you'll need to delay this trial indefinitely while I train for that. Now I'm going to play golf."

... which he's only choosing to do because it would help him get away with everything.

#6423
9 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

7 holes in one, my ass

It's the same process as declassifying things with your mind.

#6425
1 hour ago, texas08 said:

Is there a bigger fraud in the history of the animal kingdom than this dog?

He's more of a chimp really.

#6426

maybe he should send her some flowers and a box of chocolates ?

Former President Trump’s motion for a continuance of the trial, filed last Monday, awaits a decision by Judge Aileen Cannon, an appointee of the former president who presided over his initial challenge to the FBI search of his Florida home. https://t.co/41pUSvg3S0

 

#6427
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

maybe he should send her some flowers and a box of chocolates ?

Former President Trump’s motion for a continuance of the trial, filed last Monday, awaits a decision by Judge Aileen Cannon, an appointee of the former president who presided over his initial challenge to the FBI search of his Florida home. https://t.co/41pUSvg3S0

 

Is he now using RA Gabriele as representation?

eta: guess not as that guy died 10 years ago. Wonder if his clients sent flowers. 

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#6428
On 7/14/2023 at 9:26 AM, Red Five said:

No one is making you run for president and no one made you commit a bunch of felonies. 

Imagine trying this. "Sorry, I've got something really big coming up. Delay this trial indefinitely."

"When is this big thing?"

"About a year and a half from now. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a tee time."

He’s partners with Dr Beeper, I knew it!

 

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#6429
BREAKING: the Georgia Supreme Court has unanimously DISMISSED Donald’s motion to remove Fani Willis and scrap the Special Purpose Grand Jury Report.

 

#6431

That awkward moment when you finally stop screaming "Politically charged liberal D.A. who is soft on real criminals and should be removed from office" just long enough to hear a very right-leaning court say, "D.A. Willis, soft?  Sir, she had a date to fuck you in November...now she gonna fuck you up in September, too.  Woooooo!"

-Jesus Christ...

"Ju said it man!" 

#6432
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
BREAKING: the Georgia Supreme Court has unanimously DISMISSED Donald’s motion to remove Fani Willis and scrap the Special Purpose Grand Jury Report.

 

is anyone keeping track? how many court losses is this now, post-presidency? like 1-72 or some shit, right?

#6433
3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is anyone keeping track? how many court losses is this now, post-presidency? like 1-72 or some shit, right?


hold my beer and watch this …..

 

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#6434
28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


hold my beer and watch this …..

 

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I hope she learned from the last trick she tried to pull that didn’t go well and had her hand slapped. 

#6435
6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

That awkward moment when you finally stop screaming "Politically charged liberal D.A. who is soft on real criminals and should be removed from office" just long enough to hear a very right-leaning court say, "D.A. Willis, soft?  Sir, she had a date to fuck you in November...now she gonna fuck you up in September, too.  Woooooo!"

-Jesus Christ...

"Ju said it man!" 

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#6436
Israel lent the White House ancient artifacts in 2019... now they're at Mar-a-Lago and authorities have been unable to get them backhttps://t.co/TCndJsHCg7

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#6439
24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Israel lent the White House ancient artifacts in 2019... now they're at Mar-a-Lago and authorities have been unable to get them backhttps://t.co/TCndJsHCg7

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I wonder what else he looted from the White House

#6440
5 minutes ago, locodos said:

I wonder what else he looted from the White House

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Time to tally the silvergoldware.

 

 

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#6444
BREAKING: Donald trump has received a TARGET LETTER from Jack Smith for 1/6.

 

#6447
1 hour ago, locodos said:

I wonder what else he looted from the White House

He took something from the US Embassy in Paris, IIRC.  Took a lot of stuff on his way out of the White House.  

Brings to mind the Putin/Super Bowl ring story . . .

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