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#9401
9 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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In certain shots, she bears some resemblance to Felicia Pearson, a/k/a Snoop from The Wire.

 

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#9402
8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I’m not seeing this anywhere. Plus Didn’t other news outlets confirm some witnesses will testify tomorrow? Other than Trump complaining of course. 
 

Im guessing Wednesday or Thursday might be more realistic 

This is probably what the Reuters thing is:

https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-state-georgia-appears-set-file-charges-against-donald-trump-court-document-2023-08-14/

#9403

Interesting\

 

A complete and total moron. Trump posts quote from Judge Chutkan of what she said when sentencing one of the Jan 6 insurrectionists, that he thinks exonerates him. It does the complete opposite, and makes the case for putting him behind bars.

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#9404
3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Interesting\

 

A complete and total moron. Trump posts quote from Judge Chutkan of what she said when sentencing one of the Jan 6 insurrectionists, that he thinks exonerates him. It does the complete opposite, and makes the case for putting him behind bars.

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If he keeps attacking the judge she absolutely will put him behind bars for contempt 

#9405
3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Interesting\

 

A complete and total moron. Trump posts quote from Judge Chutkan of what she said when sentencing one of the Jan 6 insurrectionists, that he thinks exonerates him. It does the complete opposite, and makes the case for putting him behind bars.

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Goddamn, that guy is squealing like a pig under a gate. 

#9406
18 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I’m not seeing this anywhere. Plus Didn’t other news outlets confirm some witnesses will testify tomorrow? Other than Trump complaining of course. 
 

Im guessing Wednesday or Thursday might be more realistic 

Reuters dude fucked up:

Keep in mind that it is not the State of Georgia that is going to indict him but rather Fulton County. 

#9408
3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Reuters dude fucked up:

Keep in mind that it is not the State of Georgia that is going to indict him but rather Fulton County. 

The State is going to indict him in Fulton County.

https://pacga.org/about-pacga/

"The District Attorney is the chief prosecuting officer for the State of Georgia within each of the State’s 50 judicial circuits. Judicial circuits consist of one to eight counties and are generally named for a geographical feature within the Circuit."

#9409
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I saw them with Bratmobile and 7 Year Bitch at Emos in '96

If the lead singer hadn’t died in that tragic Tide Pod accident, I think they would’ve made a commercial breakthrough. 

#9410
17 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Reuters dude fucked up:

Keep in mind that it is not the State of Georgia that is going to indict him but rather Fulton County. 

Well, it will be the Fulton County District Attorney, which is, despite the name, an arm of the state government, not Fulton County. And the case will be styled State of Georgia v. Donald J. Trump et al. 

The key word in the title is District not County. District Attorneys represent the state in districts that often but not always correspond to counties.  This is the difference between district amd county attorneys.

 

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#9411

appears that a document with his indictment WAS posted but then deleted. someone messed up:

 

#9412
3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

appears that a document with his indictment WAS posted but then deleted. someone messed up:

 

Is that bad? That sounds bad. 

#9414
1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Just start a new thread to break out all the lawyer shit talking.

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“You will get the attorney shit talking and like it!”

#9415
13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

appears that a document with his indictment WAS posted but then deleted. someone messed up:

 

Honestly, I'm more interested in who else gets indicted in this one.  I mean, it's not a big deal that the 45th President is getting indicted.  Again.  How absurd is that?

#9416
45 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Interesting\

 

A complete and total moron. Trump posts quote from Judge Chutkan of what she said when sentencing one of the Jan 6 insurrectionists, that he thinks exonerates him. It does the complete opposite, and makes the case for putting him behind bars.

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She basically told him Friday to shut the fuck up and he barely made it 48 hours

#9417
4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Honestly, I'm more interested in who else gets indicted in this one.  I mean, it's not a big deal that the 45th President is getting indicted.  Again.  How absurd is that?

It's now like seeing another John Wick movie is coming out. "Huh. Again? I feel like we just did this a month or so ago." 

#9418

 

Here is the document that Reuters saw posted on the court docket that lists a slew of charges against former President Trump. The document has now been deleted. https://t.co/WSQ4idicAP

 

#9419
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's now like seeing another John Wick movie is coming out. "Huh. Again? I feel like we just did this a month or so ago." 

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#9421
8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's now like seeing another John Wick movie is coming out. "Huh. Again? I feel like we just did this a month or so ago." 

Or a new TaylorMade driver.

#9422
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

So what's this one about?

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Wouldn’t the first one be about trying to get the Georgia Secretary of State to commit election fraud?

#9423
16 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yet we find laypeople find new and ingenious ways to fuck up even fairly simple things.  And then they need lawyers to unfuck them.  And the work unfucking exceeds the work that would have been required to do it correctly in the first place.

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Legal Eagle had a great video on the AI-generated brief.

I'll tell you this much. Most of the people who think AI will replace people... don't know how AI works. Dangerously ignorant. As good as it is at simulating intelligence, there really is no intelligence behind it; it's just very good (to some extent) of reassembling and spitting back out what others have said.

 

... come to think of it, Ketch might be out of a job. BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS SAFE

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#9424
16 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, it will be the Fulton County District Attorney, which is, despite the name, an arm of the state government, not Fulton County. And the case will be styled State of Georgia v. Donald J. Trump et al. 

It's essentially the same thing as the criminal case he's dealing with in Florida. Yeah the description of the  court says "Southern District of Florida," but it's still a federal case.

16 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The key word in the title is District not County. District Attorneys represent the state in districts that often but not always correspond to counties.  This is the difference between district amd county attorneys.

Yep. Pure local misdemeanor crap is tried, at least in Georgia, by the Solicitor General. County Attorneys really only exist for civil matters concerning the government. In fact, the Camden County Attorney's website specifically says "The county attorney manages all county leases and county litigation issues, but does not handle any criminal matters."

#9426
3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wouldn’t the first one be about trying to get the Georgia Secretary of State to commit election fraud?

In September?

#9427
27 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

A mob boss. 

Either that or someone who's very insecure as to the quality of their phone calls.

#9428
Just now, hpslugga said:

Either that or someone who's very insecure as to the quality of their phone calls.

I have everyone I speak to complete a survey and rank the quality of the call.  That way there is some hard data to back up my claims of perfect phone calls.

#9429
3 hours ago, G650 said:

 I'm clearly not talking the McDonalds fry cook though...

Oh, I guarantee you the McDonalds fry cook takes more of his work home with him than any of you lot.   I mean it takes like 2 long hot showers to get that smell off.

-signed former MickyD's employee

#9430
16 hours ago, C-Man said:


In many instances, attorneys are at worst a necessary evil and at best, absolute lifesavers. But it also seems that attorneys have also unnecessarily over-complicated the system to the point you often can’t even do the simplest of things without hiring one.

I don't think it's overcomplicated. The law is complicated because LIFE is complicated. Every nuance and exception in the law came about because of some case where the rules, as defined, didn't quite fit the scenario in question easily.

Ever actually served on jury duty? Every case I've been on, there was some question that needed to be decided that wasn't clear just from existing law and cases; otherwise, there would've been a summary judgment or a settlement.

#9431
10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wouldn’t the first one be about trying to get the Georgia Secretary of State to commit election fraud?

Literally trying to rig an election. The thing he's been screaming about since 2016. 

30% of this country not being able to see through his bullshit is so depressing. 

#9432
3 minutes ago, locodos said:

Oh, I guarantee you the McDonalds fry cook takes more of his work home with him than any of you lot.   I mean it takes like 2 long hot showers to get that smell off.

-signed former MickyD's employee

Sheeit. Most of these guys yeah but you know I'm literally a shit pipe contractor tho right

#9433
2 hours ago, The Dog said:
I hope they let Trump have a phone in prison, those posts are going to be fucking awesome

 

oh man, If I hadn't sworn off twiter... it's so so tempting...  nah

One of you assholes go lockdown the handle @prisontrump

#9434
3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Literally trying to rig an election. The thing he's been screaming about since 2016. 

30% of this country not being able to see through his bullshit is so depressing. 

Which goes back to why he really does believe it's rigged--because he rigged the system and still lost.  Remember when he said that if Hillary won, she rigged the system?  

#9435
2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Which goes back to why he really does believe it's rigged--because he rigged the system and still lost.  Remember when he said that if Hillary won, she rigged the system?  

If you really think about it, what he actually said is even more narcissistic. What he said was “I would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters and supporters and to all of the people of the United States that I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election...if I win."

#9436
27 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

It's essentially the same thing as the criminal case he's dealing with in Florida. Yeah the description of the  court says "Southern District of Florida," but it's still a federal case.

Yep. Pure local misdemeanor crap is tried, at least in Georgia, by the Solicitor General. County Attorneys really only exist for civil matters concerning the government. In fact, the Camden County Attorney's website specifically says "The county attorney manages all county leases and county litigation issues, but does not handle any criminal matters."

I guess it should be pointed out that in Texas, many County Attorneys do prosecute crimes, usually only misdemeanors, but to include DWI and DUI, and do so in the name of and on behalf of the State of Texas.  But they are county-level officials.

#9437
BREAKING: everyone’s going today. https://t.co/dMmDxCQWF5

 

#9438
15 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Surly attorneys plotting your demise…

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ChiTownDoc accusing Surly lawyer cabal of having metal studs in our micropeni.  Harsh Doc, harsh. 

#9439
There could be last minute changes but that’s the rumor on the street. And from trusted folks.

 

#9440
17 minutes ago, The Dog said:
BREAKING: everyone’s going today. https://t.co/dMmDxCQWF5

 

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#9442

That's really weird.  A clerk's office generally should not be in possession of drafts of something like an indictment.  Hell, they'd probably reject it it it wasn't signed by the Foreperson of the grand jury, just like they'd reject an unsigned motion or petition.

Maybe it was intended to be filed under seal and something glitched there.  But if it was filed, that means it was true-billed and any witnesses today would not and could not be relevant to that indictment.

Of course, today's witnesses could be for other indictments.  I can't find any references anymore, but I could have sworn it was reported that the grand jury was impaneled last month, so presumably has been working up to the present.

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#9443

I thought OJ was fucking nuts for the “if I did it” book but now we are watching the “if I stole it” campaign tour with the former POTUS playing out in real time. 

#9445
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Literally trying to rig an election. The thing he's been screaming about since 2016. 

30% of this country not being able to see through his bullshit is so depressing. 

you're missing it. they see through it. they dont care. they want their team to win no matter what.

#9446

Courthouse closes at 5pm Eastern and they are through 5 of 10 witnesses. 

So unless these go really fast it ain't happening until tomorrow.

#9447
9 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

you're missing it. they see through it. they dont care. they want their team to win no matter what.

Oh I think the vast majority of the true Dotardians most definitely don't see through it. 

#9448
11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Courthouse closes at 5pm Eastern and they are through 5 of 10 witnesses. 

So unless these go really fast it ain't happening until tomorrow.

good, make dotard sweat some more.

#9449
1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Is that bad? That sounds bad. 

If you watched Sons of Anarchy you’d know that RICO charges are white criminal kryptonite.

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