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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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#9802
10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ain't nobody got the patience to deal with surly's shitty search function.

See page 144 of this thread.

It was the top result for googling 'RICO Gatorubet site:surlyhorns.com'. That site: part is very useful for searching message board that have bad built-in search.

#9803

So what happens if he (or the others) refuse to report?  Can anyone go get him?   Is this a nuclear potato being dropped into meatball Ron’s chocolate stained hands?

#9804
4 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Friday, 8/25/23.  Not this Friday.

Good.  Because I have something at 11

#9805
1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

I’m curious to hear from those of you with experience in criminal law including prosecutions. What are the chances Trump never sees the inside of a prison with all these indictments on the table. To a layperson like myself it just seems unreal that he will ever be sent to prison. Rich and powerful people usually find a way out. Yet at the same time I can’t imagine he skates on ALL of this. Just unreal when you sit back and think about the totality of the situation.

edit: there is at least one person who thinks he will get locked up…

Right now ⁦@MSNBC⁩

Well, what you say is true, but not entirely true.  Plenty of rich white criminals behind bars even as we speak.  Not enough, and possibly not for long enough.  But there are plenty of convicted and incarcerated powerful whiteys.

The number of cases and the number of charges and that 40 someodd of them are federal, which has a 90% plus conviction rate, means the odds are really good that he's convicted on at least some of this.  Indications are that Smith's cases are legally pretty airtight.

The federal system has almost no availability of non-incarceral sentences for felony convictions.  This is the main reason the Hunter Biden plea fell apart. The only real out there is home confinement due to age and the hazards of imprisoning a former POTUS.  Even a sympathetic federal judge can't avoid a prison sentence on a felony conviction  Don't know about Georgia.

The idea that the Supreme Court, even as corrupt as it is, will automatically overturn Trump convictions is just complete and utter bullshit.  I'm not aware that any of Smith's legal theories are precarious like "honest services fraud," which has gotten a number of white-collar types off in the past, including those convicted by Smith.  There is some possibility of that with the obstruction of an official proceeding, but if that precedent comes out unfavorably, it will be on a J6 riot defendant rather than Trump, in all likelihood.

The only real way he skates is by winning the election.

#9806

Also, she's not trying all 19 of these people together. 

#9807
3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

RIP. One of my all time faves, if not THE all time.

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#9808
3 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

There were only five hits jimmy!

Do you think I care?  Have a cookie.

#9809

Fani Willis seems like a prosecutor I’d not like to face. Since I’m not a RICO target

GOOD

#9811
19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep, sounds like Graham probably flipped.  May explain why he went so hard in the paint for Trump over the past few days - as soon as this leaks out, Trump will probably start thinking about releasing whatever blackmale material he has on Lindsey.

Hey @AWeissmann_ and @JoyceWhiteVance, do you read this as Georgia has gotten unindicted coconspirator individual 20 to flip?

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Damn, she charged everybody but Barron.

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#9812

 

Sheriff in Fulton co says he will post Trump's mugshot, height and weightMan that is just gonna kill him 😂

 

#9816
10 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

See page 144 of this thread.

It was the top result for googling 'RICO Gatorubet site:surlyhorns.com'. That site: part is very useful for searching message board that have bad built-in search.

Apparently, you are being offered a bakery product. 

#9818
20 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I’m getting hard

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This is a pretty good start to the week, especially since my kids had their first day of school today, and had a good start.

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#9819
4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Sheriff in Fulton co says he will post Trump's mugshot, height and weightMan that is just gonna kill him 😂

 

Fuck yes. Would love to get that on a shirt as Christmas gifts to the maga in-laws 

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#9820
27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Per Kaitlin Jenner - they’re coming after the people watching us on tv next !

Donald Glover Reaction GIF

#9821
Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Fuck yes. Would love to get that on a shirt as Christmas gifts to the maga in-laws 

Sir, we should setup an Etsy shop together.

#9823
29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Per Kaitlin Jenner - they’re coming after the people watching us on tv next !

I don’t even know what this means. 

#9824
15 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Lin Wood probably.

I was just thinking about him -- smartest of the whole bunch.  Grifted a shitload of money, but went quiet once all the treasonous shit ramped up.

#9825
1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Unindicted co-conspirators 1-30.  Are those people that could still be indicted later?  Or are they people that cut deals (like Ladybug) and are now sucking up to the Orange One?

Could be a mix of the two.  Some may have received immunity, some may just not have been as closely connected.

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#9826
8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Sheriff in Fulton co says he will post Trump's mugshot, height and weightMan that is just gonna kill him 😂

 

Homer Simpson Mumu GIF

#9828
Also, she's not trying all 19 of these people together. 

Former US Attorney on CNN that there’s no way that happens and also that there’s no chance this takes place in the next six months. Luckily, Trump can’t be pardoned on this GA shit.
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#9829
1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Unindicted co-conspirators 1-30.  Are those people that could still be indicted later?  Or are they people that cut deals (like Ladybug) and are now sucking up to the Orange One?

Trump is going to be even more batshit insane when he finds out their identities, and he's probably trying to figure it out as we speak, just based on who wasn't indicted.

He's going to sic MAGA on them.

All these Republicans that he's been raging against, and will really rage against when more identities come out, he's going to make sure they will be destroyed in the eyes of MAGA GQP, no matter how many decades of party loyalty they have.

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We're going to get that civil war the Republicans have been promising, only it will be Republican-on-Republican fighting.

#9833
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

hmm, now I'm thinking about this - most qualified Presidential candidates of the last 31 years:
1) Gore - 2000
2) Biden - 2020
3) GHWB - 1992 (inc.)
4) B Clinton - 1992
5) Bob Dole! - 1996
6) Hillary Clinton - 2016
7) GWB - 2000
8 ) Obama - 2008
9) Trump - 2016
 

You can’t overlook the fact that Hillary played a significant role in politics throughout Bill’s career. She wasn’t a Melania. She was a partner. She was involved. An Arkansas politician once remarked, “We elected the wrong Clinton.” Don’t sell her short.

#9834
15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

6-0, 280

6-0, 295, and this needs to be a pool.  

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#9836
10 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Former US Attorney on CNN that there’s no way that happens and also that there’s no chance this takes place in the next six months. Luckily, Trump can’t be pardoned on this GA shit.

Theoretically, the GA Board of Pardons could do it.  But I'm not going to worry with that at the moment.  I'm going to enjoy the ride.

#9838
10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump is going to be even more batshit insane when he finds out their identities, and he's probably trying to figure it out as we speak, just based on who wasn't indicted.

He's going to sic MAGA on them.

All these Republicans that he's been raging against, and will really rage against when more identities come out, he's going to make sure they will be destroyed in the eyes of MAGA GQP, no matter how many decades of party loyalty they have.

Hungry Watching Tv GIF by Gogglebox Australia

We're going to get that civil war the Republicans have been promising, only it will be Republican-on-Republican fighting.

I'm going to sleep so much better than he is tonight.

#9842
21 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Fuck yes. Would love to get that on a shirt as Christmas gifts to the maga in-laws 

Trump will probably be selling it. 

#9843
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I think it will be a wide ranging indictment, as every Trump loving asshole involved in Trump's false criticism of the Georgia election - and any plans to overturn Georgia's election thru calls or fake electors, makes each person who made just one call or who sent one email to anyone across state lines to help Trump with his attempt to overturn the Georgia election can be added as a co-conspirator for that single act - and have to lawyer up and defend the RICO conspiracy claim.  

This is the final paragraph of my long cat. The one thing I wanna point out is the ungodly amount of money that will be spent by all of these Republican assholes on the defense of this thing. Trump is not going to pay for all their bills, so even with fundraising there is going to be a huge amount of money that would otherwise have gone to GOP candidates that is instead going to legal fees for these assholes. Somebody up thread mentioned that and they are exactly correct. It makes me smile. 

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I said wide ranging, but I never imagined 19 codefendants. Holy shit.

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#9844

As a former Georgia voter who voted in 2020 you can thank me in some Best Buy coupons for his upcoming mugshot.

#9845
6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump will probably be selling it. 

Still going to be Made in China!

#9846

Are we getting the Prisoner's Dilemma played out amongst 19 people?

Probably not, because they aren't separated and prevented from talking to each other.  But still, everybody is going to wonder what everybody else is willing to say.

#9847

Lol the GOP presidential debate is gonna be silly in a couple days with the leading candidate skipping the debate and getting charged with RICO violations

#9848
When I worked for him, he constantly bragged about using it. It was his pride and joy. https://t.co/PPYWb7rsEc

I can hear an echo of Craig Ferguson

"It's a great day for America!"

#9849
44 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Sheriff in Fulton co says he will post Trump's mugshot, height and weightMan that is just gonna kill him 😂

 

Hoooooly shit if this is true, please tell me there's odds some bookie website has posted already.

#9850

Meanwhile . . . 

Reason #1: Americans perceive the economy as bad. https://t.co/xY776LeT46

 

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