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#11551

So, I have to ask.  If he's as wealthy as he brags about, why is he using a bail bondsman?

 

 

The former President of the United States is now is custody of Fulton County law enforcement.He’s gone through the booking process and has posted his bond (via his bail bondsman).He will be released shortly, per the terms of his conditional agreement.

 

 

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#11557

 

Noah Karim Mikhail is 6’3”, 215 lbs.Same height/weight Trump just self-reported to the Fulton Jail.

 

 

#11559

not a chance hes 215 none nada zero

but wtf would they lie for him about this

#11561

Since he's had such a weight loss program going, I wonder if he will stop on the way back to the airport at McDonalds, get a McFlurry or some nuggets.  I mean, you have to treat yourself every now and again.  

#11563

 

6’3 215 pounds (self reported)If lying about your weight during an arrest was a crime…you’d see a superseding indictment tomorrow.

 

 

#11566

 

we using kilograms now? Had no idea the libs switched us to metric. https://t.co/Q8NqK7ztWs

 

 

#11567
6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Is there a way I can neg this just to get the finger emoji, but not actually neg you?  Asking for everyone.

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#11568
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

we using kilograms now? Had no idea the libs switched us to metric. https://t.co/Q8NqK7ztWs

 

 

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lots of money down the drain.  Bookies are happy

#11571
9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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#11572

 

And a “hand timed” 4.3 40 https://t.co/z4m5Z5AcYH

 

#11574
Just now, Neonmoon said:

Apparently it’s fake. Nevermind 

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#11575
10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Look at that tiny oh so grumpy hand ! 

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#11578

I am 6'3" and 213 as of last week. For me to look like Trump I'd have to fill a dufflebag full of horse shit and strap it on in front in "GET PREGNANT" mode.

IYKYK. Half-right FACE.

#11580
So, I have to ask.  If he's as wealthy as he brags about, why is he using a bail bondsman?
 
 
 
 

#1 on Trump’s Rules — always use other people’s money when at all possible
#11583
8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am 6'3" and 213 as of last week. For me to look like Trump I'd have to fill a dufflebag full of horse shit and strap it on in front in "GET PREGNANT" mode.

IYKYK. Half-right FACE.

5'10 and 220 and working my way down lately.  Hypothetically, I'd beat the wrankles out that old muthafucka, and look good doing it by physical comparison.  He's neither that height nor that weight.

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#11584

 

President William Howard Taft wants you to know that he weights 120 pounds.

 

 

#11585

Watching MSNBC.  Trump started speaking at the airport and they didn't bother cutting the audio over to him.  Good for them for waiting to watch it, and not giving him a live platform.

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#11586
Donald Trump weighs 215 and I’m a natural blonde virgin who doesn’t drink and never Fucking swears. https://t.co/cB8qB4KFZI

 

#11589
1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

and maybe his merkin...

Can you imagine that swirly comb-over?

#11590

215 is a little heavy for a 6-3 combo guard, but he makes up for it with those great ball-handling fingers.  

Also, to be DeSantis or Vivek right now.  More people are watching a plane sit idle on a tarmac than not only watched them debate, but will vote for either of them combined.

#11591
1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Can you imagine that swirly comb-over?

Do I have to?

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#11593
Just now, TexArcher said:

I mean, you could cut both of Trump's arms off and he'd still weigh more than 215.

Go on 

#11594

I've been practicing criminal law for over a decade and never once I have I seen someone weighed during booking. I have no idea why the entire world including the myriad internet experts just assumed they weigh during bookings. Did the county indicate they were going to?

#11595
38 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Since he's had such a weight loss program going, I wonder if he will stop on the way back to the airport at McDonalds, get a McFlurry or some nuggets.  I mean, you have to treat yourself every now and again.  

Mcflurry machine would be broken.

#11596
56 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Finally, those white dude long beards are out. This isn’t 2013 anymore. 

He's just getting ready to defend Little Round Top.

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