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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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#11602
6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
CNN CONFIRMED #trumpmugshot

 

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#11603
5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
CNN CONFIRMED #trumpmugshot

 

 

For real this time.

 

Cracking Up Lol GIF

#11606
39 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am 6'3" and 213 as of last week. For me to look like Trump I'd have to fill a dufflebag full of horse shit and strap it on in front in "GET PREGNANT" mode.

IYKYK. Half-right FACE.

I’m a few inches shorter and 5 pounds heavier, and yeah Trump makes me look good.  I have gotten up to 230, and even being a few inches shorter, didn’t really look fat, and would have had to strap on a fake gut/waist to look as fat as Trump.

#11607

His makeup artiste stirred in some extra carpet fibers upstairs knowing how the lighting would be.  Or maybe took some thinsulate out of an old vest.

#11608
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
The booking photo for Harrison Floyd, the leader of Black Voices for Trump. He is the only defendant without a bond agreement, so he is still in custody

 

 

Notice they got the exposure right on his mugshot. 

#11609
34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

And the measurements Lamar Jackson as well. Serious business.

 

 

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#11611
19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
CNN CONFIRMED #trumpmugshot

How long did he rehearse that grimacing face?


 

 

 

#11612

Jesus, I didn't realize Cedric Tillman and Lamar Jackson were such gigantic fat pieces of shit.  Maybe Trump should wear shoulder pads for a slimming look?

#11614
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
The booking photo for Harrison Floyd, the leader of Black Voices for Trump. He is the only defendant without a bond agreement, so he is still in custody

 

 

 

I mean......

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Can you guys spot the difference?

#11616

 

Trump lost 25 pounds and grew one inch since his arraignment in April https://t.co/rOY47YnOY3 https://t.co/xmV3eGPQH8

 

 

#11618

Throwing out 215 was smart.  When he catches a bunch of shit he can just say that he said 250 and they must have misunderstood it.

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#11619
1 hour ago, F250 said:

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MTG is in the bail racket now? 

#11621
13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Trump lost 25 pounds and grew one inch since his arraignment in April https://t.co/rOY47YnOY3 https://t.co/xmV3eGPQH8

 

 

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#11622

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Sorry, deleted the trump image I posted here. Fuck that guy. No need to feature his mug 

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carry on 

 

Edited by NAVY

#11623
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I have to ask.  If he's as wealthy as he brags about, why is he using a bail bondsman?

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:


#1 on Trump’s Rules — always use other people’s money when at all possible

$180k today is more valuable to the Trump PAC than $200k after the trial (and likely after the election).

#11624
19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Noah Karim Mikhail is 6’3”, 215 lbs.Same height/weight Trump just self-reported to the Fulton Jail.

 

Isn’t lying in court a felony ?

#11626
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
The booking photo for Harrison Floyd, the leader of Black Voices for Trump. He is the only defendant without a bond agreement, so he is still in custody

 

 


He’s risking spending a weekend in jail 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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#11627

Fuckface posted on Twitter

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT
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#11629
11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT

But.... He did surrender. Hence the mug shot.

#11630
33 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Jail time for the Blacks for Trump guy might merit its own documentary. Subscribed.

Read he was recently charged with assault of FBI agents. These biscuit bakers never learn.

#11631
1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

But.... He did surrender. Hence the mug shot.

Yeah, curious choice of words for the Donald.  Even the headline on Foxnews was "Trump Surrenders to Fulton County Officials."  

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Read he was recently charged with assault of FBI agents. These biscuit bakers never learn.

For a minute I was thinking in my Wes Mantooth voice, "Oh c'mon, even the crazy mayor guy with the hair shit got posted bail!"  But yeah, he'll get a raw deal compared to the white people, but pro tip---you're up for a RICO trial, stay 500' away from anybody in the FBI.  

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#11632
CNN CONFIRMED #trumpmugshot

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#11633
21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT

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#11634
21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT

funny that he would post that regarding a photo taken when he did surrender to authorities, because of his election interference

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#11635
pic.twitter.com/9dfkCckOii

 

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#11638

#TrumpMugshot

 

#11639
51 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT

Should say Like a Dog below his mugshot.

#11640
5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

#TrumpMugshot

 

#TrumpMugshot

 

#11641

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I’m looking at YOU, Nattering Nabobs of Negativity...   Your mojo, once strong, has now failed me!!

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#11642
President Trump's mugshot is a true work of art which will be on every stain glass window to inspire the next generation of apostles. #TrumpMugShot

 

#11646
Both Blacks for Trump & Niggas for Trump showed up to Fulton County, Georgia to support President Donald TrumpThe whole gang out here reppin yellin FREE TRUMP!DA Fani Willis IS NOT happy Trump supporters are outside EVERYWHERE showing their respect#TrumpArrest#TrumpMugShot

 

#11647

Somebody's Wheaties were pissed in

He's back. And his pissed off face expresses the intense anger millions of Americans feel over these absurd, hypocritical, and politicized charges.We're pissed off, too. We still support #Trump.We will win.#TrumpMugShot #Trump2024NowMorethanEver

Meanwhile, this is what MAGA thinks of him, complete with Qanon imagery

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#11648
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Meanwhile, this is what MAGA thinks of him, complete with Qanon imagery

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So... what's happening here?

In my head, that's Marty McFly behind the wheel of Delorean heading straight for shitheel.

#11649

Here’s the rest of the story. Trump was allowed to self record his measurements in advance and provide them to Fulton County. He shaved off 30-40 pounds because he can’t be honest about anything.

#11650
So... what's happening here?
In my head, that's Marty McFly behind the wheel of Delorean heading straight for shitheel.

Did…did he take dozens of mega shits all over the street?
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