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#11801
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Don Jr has a part as well:

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
(Say it again)
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

Show business kids making movies of themselves
You know they don't give a fuck about anybody else

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#11802
11 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I have no idea.

Here's his response

pic.twitter.com/meB8IyNkMp

A number 228. Ok then

I'm no less grossed out than I was by the previous suggestions

#11803
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
NEW: Three of Donald Trump's codefendants say they became false/"contingent" electors as Trump's "direction." They say they should be viewed as carrying out a federal function, in part because of Trump and his attorneys' blessing.https://t.co/XTq7Y5fo2d

 

 

 

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#11804
6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

This isn't legal, is it?  I got sued once and the first thing my attorney told me was "don't try to park or hide any assets".

When Trump gets sued or indicted, the first thing his attorneys do is lawyer up.  They aren’t thinking about him at all.

#11807
1 hour ago, The Dog said:
OMG.Stormy Daniel went there 🤣

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#11808
47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Forgive my inexperience with high falutin cocktails, but what the fuck is that thing?

Hot Dog Water with lemon peel garnish

#11809
4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Hot Dog Water with lemon peel garnish

Mmmmm, that sounds good.  We'll take two.  /lloydChristmas

Rhubarb, Hot tea, and gin?  I think that''s what you cobble together with about 19 sleeping pills when you;'ve given up on Democracy.  

#11810
5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Hot Dog Water with lemon peel garnish

No, that's the #4 with the sloe gin.  

You seriously couldn't pay me to have anything with sloe gin in it.  

#11811

Tom Cat gin is fun stuff. It's barrel aged, so a bit like a floral / herbal whiskey. Not an every day drink but I like it a change of pace to sip straight up. That drink does look like ass but it's not just a gin and juice.

#11812
36 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I have no idea.

Here's his response

pic.twitter.com/meB8IyNkMp

A number 228. Ok then

228, 207, whatever it takes

#11813

That drink reminds me of when I was a Cub Scout and they let us loose in an Air Force base cafeteria, including letting us play with the machines.

Prolly has more alcohol though.

#11815
2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I've got a sneaking suspicion this guy might be guilty of other....things.  

#11817

So, it hasn't appeared on the courtlistener docket and I'm too lazy to update my PACER credentials.

But apparently Stanley Woodward, Nauta and other Trump lawyer extraordinaire, is whining in Florida that he received threats after being revealed to be the liar's lawyer.

He's bitching that Smith didn't file that under seal, for which he can thank Cannon, and claims there's not a conflict.

Reports are that he's not a Trumpkin or anything like that, but he is a whiny motherfucker.

ETA https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67490071/134/united-states-v-trump/

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#11818
Trump’s mug shot

 

#11819
5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm no less grossed out than I was by the previous suggestions

If I want something with that many ingredients it better start out with Rum.

#11820
1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I have no idea.

Here's his response

pic.twitter.com/meB8IyNkMp

A number 228. Ok then

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#11822
Mmmkay! And I'm 110lbs and a virgin 😂! I'm not a scale or a doctor but I have spent some time beneath 215lb men and Tiny was not one of them.

 

 

#11823
4 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The mere fact there is a place called the "spin room" at this debate and no one bats an eye at that is insane to me. Was "bullshit arena" too direct?

 

Shades of Jon Stewart calling out Tucker on Cross Fire.

#11826

 

DESPICABLE - As sweat poured down his face outside the Fulton County Jail, Georgia Senator Colton Moore compared Trump's indictment to the Holocaust and blasted Governor Kemp's silence against it. https://t.co/a0wdu5YZ2Q

 

#11828
1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:
7 hours ago, Macanudo said:
That mugshot is quite the legacy.  

I think we just found the best way that Biden can honor Trump. Make that mugshot Trump's presidential painting to hang in the White House.

Biden should use the mugshot of Trump as the avatar on his social media accounts. 

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#11829

apologies if this has been posted before....


He's lost it with Independents (and likely moderates/middle of the road) voters.  The rabid GQP will nominate him, and HOPEFULLY, the middle ground, independents and a strong Democratic turnout will cost him the general election).

Politico/IPSOS poll released today 25 August 2023Three in five Americans say Trump should stand trial before the Republican primaries or 2024 general election | Ipsos

61% of Americans think trial for election subversion should happen before November '24 election  (33% GOP, 89% Democrats, 63% Independents)
62% feel Trump should stand trial for documents case before November '24 election

 



because methodology matters:

This Ipsos poll was conducted August 18-21, 2023 on behalf of Politico Magazine, using the probability based KnowledgePanel®. This poll is based on a representative sample of 1,032 U.S. residents, age 18 or older, including 272 Republican respondents, 321 Democratic respondents, and 319 independent respondents.

The study was conducted online in English. The data for the total sample were weighted to adjust for gender by age, race/ethnicity, education, Census region, metropolitan status, household income, and political party affiliation. The demographic benchmarks came from the 2022 March Supplement of the Current Population Survey (CPS). Party ID benchmarks are from recent ABC News/Washington Post telephone polls. The weighting categories were as follows:

Gender (Male, Female) by Age (18–29, 30–44, 45-59 and 60+)
Race/Hispanic Ethnicity (White Non-Hispanic, Black Non-Hispanic, Other, Non-Hispanic, Hispanic, 2+ Races, Non-Hispanic)
Education (Less than High School, High School, Some College, Bachelor or higher)
Census Region (Northeast, Midwest, South, West)
Metropolitan status (Metro, non-Metro)
Household Income (Under $25,000, $25,000-$49,999, $50,000-$74,999, $75,000-$99,999, $100,000-$149,999, $150,000+)
Party ID (Democrat, Republican, Independent, Something else)
The margin of sampling error is plus or minus 3.2 percentage points at the 95% confidence level, for results based on the entire sample of adults. The margin of error takes into account the design effect, which was 1.08 for all adults. The margin of sampling error is plus or minus 6.2 percentage points at the 95% confidence level, for results based on the sample of Republicans. The margin of error takes into account the design effect, which was 1.08 for Republicans. The margin of sampling error is plus or minus 5.8 percentage points at the 95% confidence level, for results based on the sample of Democrats. The margin of error takes into account the design effect, which was 1.11 for Democrats. The margin of sampling error is plus or minus 5.7 percentage points at the 95% confidence level, for results based on the sample of independents. The margin of error takes into account the design effect, which was 1.09 for independents. In our reporting of the findings, percentage points are rounded off to the nearest whole number. As a result, percentages in a given table column may total slightly higher or lower than 100%. In questions that permit multiple responses, columns may total substantially more than 100%, depending on the number of different responses offered by each respondent.

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#11830
Watters: I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. He looks good and he looks hard.

 

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#11831
27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
Watters: I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. He looks good and he looks hard.

 

 

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#11832
1 hour ago, speed817 said:
Mmmkay! And I'm 110lbs and a virgin 😂! I'm not a scale or a doctor but I have spent some time beneath 215lb men and Tiny was not one of them.

 

 

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#11833
Finally got the whole Home Alone 2: Lost in New York set

 

#11835
56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
Watters: I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. He looks good and he looks hard.

 

Well, now you are blemished. 

#11836
17 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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the best part is the Ukraine cost is $10 more like buying a U.S. magazine in Canada.  Oh shit, I know so many people I could send this to who would actually like to genuinely buy it out of fealty to him.  

#11837
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:
Watters: I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. He looks good and he looks hard.

 

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#11838
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣

 

#11839
16 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣

 

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Even with the outfits, you can still tell the ones that know they are fucked.  Well, not Sydney, but the rest, definitely.  And you can kind of tell the ones that flipped.

#11840
23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Even with the outfits, you can still tell the ones that know they are fucked.  Well, not Sydney, but the rest, definitely.  And you can kind of tell the ones that flipped.

Meadows is channeling his inner Roger Stone.  Unfortunately, his inner Roger Stone is soaked in amyl nitrate, cocoa butter, and gooch trimmings blended with depilatory cream.

#11846

https://youtu.be/rsNVIjMJcYg

I just spent 45 minutes watching this story about the resignation of Spiro Agnew in 1973.  I was 24 years old then and never forgot it but only now do I know how crooked he was.  It may take another 50 years for all of donald JAIL trump's crooked shit to come to light, so let us just hope this country survives long enough to see it happen.

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#11848

 

Yes MAGA, black voters are going to flock to Trump because his mug shot looks “gangsta,” when part of the reason he got that mug shot was that he viciously attacked and smeared a black woman poll worker then sent lunatics to her house a half dozen times to intimate & harass her.

 

 

#11850
27 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Yes MAGA, black voters are going to flock to Trump because his mug shot looks “gangsta,” when part of the reason he got that mug shot was that he viciously attacked and smeared a black woman poll worker then sent lunatics to her house a half dozen times to intimate & harass her.

 

 

Wonder how many black voters remember his full page ad about the Central Park 5? 

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