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#13451
7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I look forward to meeting you all in our expat community in Somalia.

That will be my winter home. The Rojo’s will summer in Siberia. 

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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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#13452
52 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I know there isn’t much doubt on this board, but I’d just like to point out that Trump is calling for the GOP to eliminate the ability for anyone to run against him in GOP primaries.   Gee, I wonder what he’ll do if he regains the Presidency and turns his attention to those pesky term limits and 2028 elections?

Susan Collins is going to need Botox to keep up with all of the brow furrowing 

#13453
33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

@Beau Vine living in Canada.  Now I know it's a simulation.

I looooooooove hockey.  My wife living in Canada would be the simulation.  

#13454
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

I looooooooove hockey.  My wife living in Canada would be the simulation.  

I'm pretty sure the coldest environs you've ever lived in is Dallas.  Canada is a whole 'nother world.

#13455
Fuck that.  I'm not living anywhere where soccer is the main sport.  
They also enjoy surfing and Ticos love riding horses. You could bring your boots.

Counterpoint it's getting hotter.
#13456
14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure the coldest environs you've ever lived in is Dallas.  Canada is a whole 'nother world.

Sure, but it's not like anybody there needs a shit stick.

#13458
57 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck that.  I'm not living anywhere where soccer is the main sport.  

With the Internet, streaming, and VPNs you can watch all the American sports you want anywhere in the world you can get a high speed connection. 

#13460
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If he’s sworn in in January of 25, 2028 won’t even matter. We will have been remade in his image, and countries all over the world will be accepting us as political refugees. 

I'd like to thank my in-laws for me being on the path to Canadian citizenship.  I suppose I could thank myself for marrying into that family as well.

I wasn't doing it for the slight chance of Trump winning again, more for in the future when some in-laws kick the bucket and/or we want to travel or spend our summers up there or something.

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#13461
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Well, that's comforting.  I did a lot of research in 11/2020 and basically figured out that there was no way I would be allowed to move to Canada if I were already retired, so this gives me something to look forward to.  

Un-retire yourself (as far as the Canucks are concerned) and find a course that only you can teach at the new college you set up (on the internet.) "Teach" bots online as your "job" while augmenting your hidden retirement money with proceeds from the monster-truck chop-shop you run in an old barn.

I feel like I went over all this already.

#13462
1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Un-retire yourself (as far as the Canucks are concerned) and find a course that only you can teach at the new college you set up (on the internet.) "Teach" bots online as your "job" while augmenting your hidden retirement money with proceeds from the monster-truck chop-shop you run in an old barn.

I feel like I went over all this already.

In the near term, how tough is it to illegally cross into Canada eh?  Need to plan and execute before they harden their border. 

#13463
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In the near term, how tough is it to illegally cross into Canada eh?  Need to plan and execute before they harden their border. 

The only person I know who did it hopped a freight train. But there have got to be 987 different ways. Big ol' empty country with long borders and extensive coastlines...

#13464
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure the coldest environs you've ever lived in is Dallas.  Canada is a whole 'nother world.

I lived in Seattle.  We had one El Nino winter there where it was cold, clear, and snowed a bunch and it kicked ass.

And I'm moving to Colorado soon.   FUCKYES.

#13465
14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In the near term, how tough is it to illegally cross into Canada eh?  Need to plan and execute before they harden their border. 

Trudeau gonna build a wall and make Trump pay for it?  Is that in the script?

#13466
Just now, Beau Vine said:

Trudeau gonna build a wall and make Trump pay for it?  Is that in the script?

Trump would probably do it if Trudeau casually says how great it is down there with him in charge, and that Canadians might want to avail themselves en masse of all the new greatness.  And hey, what’s stopping them?  
 

Trump would demand a wall be built. 

#13467
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Trump would probably do it if Trudeau casually says how great it is down there with him in charge, and that Canadians might want to avail themselves en masse of all the new greatness.  And hey, what’s stopping them?  

Trump would demand a wall be built. 

Now if he thought he could scam some Canucks in some real estate scheme.

#13470
14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I lived in Seattle.  We had one El Nino winter there where it was cold, clear, and snowed a bunch and it kicked ass.

I'm pretty sure the annual winter nastiness in Dallas is worse than the annual winter nastiness in Seattle.

#13472
13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure the annual winter nastiness in Dallas is worse than the annual winter nastiness in Seattle.

Did I mention that I'm moving to Colorado?

#13473
30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Did I mention that I'm moving to Colorado?

The flat, ugly part?

#13475
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In the near term, how tough is it to illegally cross into Canada eh?  Need to plan and execute before they harden their border. 

PCT from Hart’s Pass. 30 miles of hiking and you cross the border in the middle of nowhere and stroll into Manning Park like you know what you’re doing. 

#13476
PCT from Hart’s Pass. 30 miles of hiking and you cross the border in the middle of nowhere and stroll into Manning Park like you know what you’re doing. 
Met a guy who completed PCT this summer in Alaska. Favorite areas were the Sierras and Northern Washington. Said the Southern Oregon stretch was the only time he considered quitting. Dry terrain plus mosquitoes unlike anything else.

Looking forward to living in Cali to do JMT and hitting Washington and Nor Cal more...
#13477
1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

Met a guy who completed PCT this summer in Alaska. Favorite areas were the Sierras and Northern Washington. Said the Southern Oregon stretch was the only time he considered quitting. Dry terrain plus mosquitoes unlike anything else.

Looking forward to living in Cali to do JMT and hitting Washington and Nor Cal more...

Hit me up on the backpacking thread. I’m planning on putting together some trips in the coming years if you’re interested. 

#13478
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure the annual winter nastiness in Dallas is worse than the annual winter nastiness in Seattle.

I have no doubt this is true, but I'll see your 'quality' and raise you 'quantity' (since our late fall and winter and spring and summer until mid July are barely distinguishable by temperature, and identical in terms of dreariness) 

#13479
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure the annual winter nastiness in Dallas is worse than the annual winter nastiness in Seattle.

 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Did I mention that I'm moving to Colorado?

 

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

The flat, ugly part?

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Shhhhhhh

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

PCT from Hart’s Pass. 30 miles of hiking and you cross the border in the middle of nowhere and stroll into Manning Park like you know what you’re doing. 

 

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Met a guy who completed PCT this summer in Alaska. Favorite areas were the Sierras and Northern Washington. Said the Southern Oregon stretch was the only time he considered quitting. Dry terrain plus mosquitoes unlike anything else.

Looking forward to living in Cali to do JMT and hitting Washington and Nor Cal more...

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hit me up on the backpacking thread. I’m planning on putting together some trips in the coming years if you’re interested. 

 

27 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

I have no doubt this is true, but I'll see your 'quality' and raise you 'quantity' (since our late fall and winter and spring and summer until mid July are barely distinguishable by temperature, and identical in terms of dreariness) 

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#13482
42 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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“ I’m not sure if you carry a phone, but by any chance, would you have even one dollar??”


why does dumb ass have his weed dealer with him ?

#13483
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


why does dumb ass have his weed dealer with him ?

Dare I ask which one is which?

#13484
4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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“ I’m not sure if you carry a phone, but by any chance, would you have even one dollar??”

Is it just me or does this look like Trump just farted and has jesus rethinking his life choices

#13485

So, Trump moves to dismiss indictment in NY "hush money" case. https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/10/04/politics/trump-motion-dismiss-hush-money-charges/index.html?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQGsAEggAID#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=16964987584616&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2023%2F10%2F04%2Fpolitics%2Ftrump-motion-dismiss-hush-money-charges%2Findex.html

“The indictment was filed six years after the conduct at issue, more than four-and-a-half years after DANY began to investigate it, and more than three years after DANY started presenting evidence to a grand jury,”

Weak.  But it does highlight a small strength of this case:  because the conduct in question commenced before taking office, there's no chance of an executive immunity argument.

#13490
38 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"HELP!"

 

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You mean the defendant actually knows what a "sh.. show" is when he sees one?  GUILTY!!!  Next case

#13493
"HELP!"
 
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Isn’t this shitfuck supposed to be gagged? As long as he doesn’t mention the court administrators he can say any other garbage he wants?
#13494
31 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

1. Peekaboo? 

A master at Eddie Haskell style shit-housery except with thinly vieled racism. "Gee, what did I say that was racist?"

#13495
4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

A master at Eddie Haskell style shit-housery except with thinly vieled racism. "Gee, what did I say that was racist?"

Man. That was my first thought but damn… that’s saying the really quiet part out loud. 

#13497
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"HELP!"

 

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Donald Trump is literally saying "HELP." Holy shit.

#13498
His 6th grade level name calling is always the best indicator of what fucking child he is.

Why you gotta insult 6th graders? They lay down the smack much better than this.
#13499
7 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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“ I’m not sure if you carry a phone, but by any chance, would you have even one dollar??”

Trump with Godfrey of Bouillon at the Siege of Antioch - 1098 AD

#13500
10 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Trump with Godfrey of Bouillon at the Siege of Antioch - 1098 AD

I'm reading a great book on the history of Lotharingia, so this hits close to home.

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