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#14551

Bet the Secret Service never thought they'd have to come up with a protocol for a president to be in a jail cell.

I guess they'd be posted just outside the cell. 

Let's find out!

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#14552
36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

"As the trier of fact, I find that the witness is not credible," Judge Arthur Engoron said after hearing from the former president under oath.

 

30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

lulz.  I hope every judge uses this exact line going forward whenever he is on the stand for anything.

This phrase has legs

#14553
33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why bother getting him up there to ask him, if you won’t believe him?

Perhaps a futile effort at deterrence 

#14554
26 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think the 3rd time is going to get him sent to jail.  This Judge doesn't fuck around.

Lol. He will fine him 20K

This judge is not putting Trump in jail 

#14555
5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/27-insane-things-trump-said-he-will-do-in-a-2nd-term

 

Or if you dont want to read an article, here's a video:
 

Here are 27 insane things Trump said he will do if he gets a 2nd term. This needs to be shared far and wide. Thanks to @TheJFreakinC for making this go viral on TikTok.

 

I do not confuse him saying he's going to do things with him actually doing things. Historically, he does a lot of check writing, but not a lot of check cashing.

#14556
1 minute ago, Slacks said:

I do not confuse him saying he's going to do things with him actually doing things. Historically, he does a lot of check writing, but not a lot of check cashing.

You asked what he "wanted to do." He's telling you what he WANTS to do. Whether he accomplishes it is entirely differerent. I'm sure he wanted to make money owning a Casino too, but he manged to fuck that up. 

#14557
39 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why bother getting him up there to ask him, if you won’t believe him?

Well, if he had said "I was talking about your clerk" then that would have been quite a bit different, no?  Trump is just stupid enough to do that.

#14558
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

You asked what he "wanted to do." He's telling you what he WANTS to do. Whether he accomplishes it is entirely differerent. I'm sure he wanted to make money owning a Casino too, but he manged to fuck that up. 

The Casino went broke. He made money.

#14559
4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I do not confuse him saying he's going to do things with him actually doing things. Historically, he does a lot of check writing, but not a lot of check cashing.

While you may be correct, this is a dangerous game to play.  

Even if he doesn't give a fuck about these things personally, the people he would put into positions of power absolutely would try to do these things.

#14560
1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, if he had said "I was talking about your clerk" then that would have been quite a bit different, no?  Trump is just stupid enough to do that.

And you kinda actually do have to hear what he says to evaluate his credibility. 

#14561
43 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why bother getting him up there to ask him, if you won’t believe him?

Because it's fucking hilarious 

#14562

I am not aware of his actually testifying at any trial previously. 

As noted, a key aspect of the Teflon Don strategy has been to avoid trial at all cost. 

#14563
2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

While you may be correct, this is a dangerous game to play.  

Even if he doesn't give a fuck about these things personally, the people he would put into positions of power absolutely would try to do these things.

Now this... this I can fear. Other people suck, too.

#14564
37 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Bet the Secret Service never thought they'd have to come up with a protocol for a president to be in a jail cell.

I guess they'd be posted just outside the cell. 

Let's find out!

They can leave him there, he'll be as safe as Jeffery Epstein 

#14565
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why bother getting him up there to ask him, if you won’t believe him?

JJ beat me to it

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#14567

he'll rack up strike 3 in less than 24 hours. this man has never faced any consequences for his actions. he has zero clue

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#14568
8 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

The judge got to call him a liar to his face.  That has some cathartic value, no?

It left a mark and Donnie is mad:

NBC News: A short time after Trump was fined in his civil fraud trial, he got up and stormed out of the courtroom with Secret Service agents chasing after him.The move was not expected and appeared to surprise even his attorneys. Gasps could be heard within the courtroom.

 

#14569
3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

It left a mark and Donnie is mad:

NBC News: A short time after Trump was fined in his civil fraud trial, he got up and stormed out of the courtroom with Secret Service agents chasing after him.The move was not expected and appeared to surprise even his attorneys. Gasps could be heard within the courtroom.

 

Was he through testifying?  ETA:  Ohhh, dummy.  I thought he was actually taking the stand in the case itself.

Also, I see that the ACLU has entered an apperance as amicus curiae on the DC gag order appeal.  Fascists.  https://www.npr.org/2023/10/25/1208409526/trump-gag-order-first-amendment

Trump is rarely called a liar to his face other than in the political arena, much less face immediate consequences.  Arthur Engoron is a national treasure.

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#14570
5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

It left a mark and Donnie is mad:

NBC News: A short time after Trump was fined in his civil fraud trial, he got up and stormed out of the courtroom with Secret Service agents chasing after him.The move was not expected and appeared to surprise even his attorneys. Gasps could be heard within the courtroom.

 

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#14571
5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

It left a mark and Donnie is mad:

NBC News: A short time after Trump was fined in his civil fraud trial, he got up and stormed out of the courtroom with Secret Service agents chasing after him.The move was not expected and appeared to surprise even his attorneys. Gasps could be heard within the courtroom.

 

I call bullshit.  Even if completely unexpected, I find it absolutely impossible that Trump's "stormed" occurred at a speed that required multiple agents to have to be "chasing after him."  Those guys have honed lightning fast reactions for several years.  There is no physical universe in which they'd have to catch up to Trump.  

If the sketch artist got any of Donald "Orange Lightnin'!" Trump's jailbreak sprint, I'd pay museum-level money for the piece.  

#14572
14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

It left a mark and Donnie is mad:

NBC News: A short time after Trump was fined in his civil fraud trial, he got up and stormed out of the courtroom with Secret Service agents chasing after him.The move was not expected and appeared to surprise even his attorneys. Gasps could be heard within the courtroom.

 

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#14573
25 minutes ago, The Dog said:

It left a mark and Donnie is mad:

NBC News: A short time after Trump was fined in his civil fraud trial, he got up and stormed out of the courtroom with Secret Service agents chasing after him.The move was not expected and appeared to surprise even his attorneys. Gasps could be heard within the courtroom.

 

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#14574
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Lol. He will fine him 20K

This judge is not putting Trump in jail 

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#14580

Phillip the Hyper Hypo=Donald the Hyper Hippo 

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#14581

Secret Service Agent: should we go after him?

Melania from the back of the court room:

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#14582

5000 * 2^33 is 42 trillion dollars guys

We are one month away from Trump ending the  federal debt with a single check.

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#14583
Indicted Trump co-defendant Trevian Kutti is now asking Jenna Ellis, who pleaded guilty in the case, to give her the donations she's received for her legal fund. https://t.co/L687KiHYjL

 

#14584
Just now, The Dog said:
Indicted Trump co-defendant Trevian Kutti is now asking Jenna Ellis, who pleaded guilty in the case, to give her the donations she's received for her legal fund. https://t.co/L687KiHYjL

 

Put that on the list of things that will never happen.  Jenna ain't giving that money up.

#14585
39 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Indicted Trump co-defendant Trevian Kutti is now asking Jenna Ellis, who pleaded guilty in the case, to give her the donations she's received for her legal fund. https://t.co/L687KiHYjL

 

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#14586

Kutti's knowledge of our financial and tax systems is precisely what I've come to expect from MAGA "buncha freeloaders in this country, wanting handouts" Nation.  

You can't just unethically fundraise $231,000.  Not use it for the stated purpose.  Then transfer it, tax-free to another person for yet another unstated purpose.  You can gift somebody $231k for medical expense reimbursement (no, not elective breast augmentation Boebert!) or certified educational expenses (no, not Trump University you fucking morons).  But you can't just say, I need that $231k for my lawyerin' shit 'cause I tried to overturn the Republic.  But that's how these people think.  None of it's a surprise anymore.  

Donald obviously has some assets.  Watching his children and Melania fight over them after he's dead is going to be the greatest reality TV show of all time.

#14587
18 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Donald obviously has some assets.  Watching his children and Melania fight over them after he's dead is going to be the greatest reality TV show of all time.

It won't be the first time Melania says, "that's it?"

#14588
NEW: Jack Smith asks Judge Tanya Chutkan to reinstitute partial gag order on Trump “protecting certain trial participants from intimidation, harassment, and threats”And look at which Trump social media post Jack Smith includes ===>

Jack has re-entered the chat.

#14592
48 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Gonna need something more like a fleet of tugboats to drag his fat ass around

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#14593
40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he'll never sit one day in a jail cell 

This man is correct.

U. S. Isn't putting a President in jail. 

What about exile? 

#14594
3 hours ago, The Dog said:
Indicted Trump co-defendant Trevian Kutti is now asking Jenna Ellis, who pleaded guilty in the case, to give her the donations she's received for her legal fund. https://t.co/L687KiHYjL

 

Good lord, what kind of demented Batman villain is she?

#14595
43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he'll never sit one day in a jail cell 

Good bet. He’ll die after the conviction, but before the appeal is denied. 

#14596
3 minutes ago, Slacks said:

This man is correct.

U. S. Isn't putting a President in jail. 

What about exile? 

It’s so stupid too. Other democracies have done it multiple times.  Why can’t we?

#14597

Fucking Illinois does it like every three years as a state tradition.  

He may be convicted and sentenced, but the sentence will never actually start for him.  Either he dies or he's allowed to stay out on bond pending all appeal exhaustion.  As a courtesy, while DC Circuit wouldn't overturn, they'll delay it long enough for him to die.

What I am starting to come around on the idea of though is there's now over a 50% chance he may have to spend 24 hours in a holding cell in an emptied courthouse due to contempt/violation of gag order.  Even laypeople can't openly threaten and intimidate on social media.  He's laid the blueprint for a lot of violent shit in his time but in the end, his voters and political allies don't care about their staffers or the institutions they represent.  But corny as it sounds, there are still judges who take their shit seriously and the system of justice they dedicated their lives and their staff lives to.  Some of them are actually going to push back on him just basically telling the world, "Don't like being on trial?  Throw around some tacit threats and you can just get away with it!"  That won't sit with some judges like it sits with Members of Congress.  

#14598
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s so stupid too. Other democracies have done it multiple times.  Why can’t we?

Because it may alter the perception that we're better than them...for some. 

#14599
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

he'll never sit one day in a jail cell 

 

20 minutes ago, Slacks said:

This man is correct.

U. S. Isn't putting a President in jail. 

What about exile? 

 

The only way he avoids jail is suicide. Or other means of dying.

#14600
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

 

The only way he avoids jail is suicide. Or other means of dying.

And I’m fine with that. 

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