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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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#17202

To be fair to Trump, that’s a pretty good character witness. It's not like they can actually interview a pile of shit 

#17203

Anyone who thought our Justice system was up to the task of protecting our Constitution from tfg was wrong. I point to the timing of the upcoming trials and the 14th Amendment as justification for my claim. The orange despot will not be precluded from the ballot.

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#17204
53 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Anyone who thought our Justice system was up to the task of protecting our Constitution from tfg was wrong. I point to the timing of the upcoming trials and the 14th Amendment as justification for my claim. The orange despot will not be precluded from the ballot.

NYT: Legal Professionals Have No Duty to Uphold the Constitution. Here’s Why We Should Feel Good About That.

by @TwiceHorn

#17205

 

The former president who tried to end our democracy has a message for justices Roberts, Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Barrett.

 

 

#17210
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Please just die. For the love of god, just die.

(not you @Francisco 2.0)

Hate fuels this POS.  This has to be a SIM, in any world that makes any sense at all he'd be dead 100x over.  I've given up at this point.  He needs to be beaten at the ballot box because the fat fuck will not die. 

#17211
On 1/12/2024 at 4:03 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

Genuinely remarkable what going full-MAGA does to a person.

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She's becoming Sarah Huckabee. I guess it's the result of surrendering your soul and integrity to align with the plague. Sad. She looks like a nice person in the before shot. In the second, she has the hollow eyes of a person with just a shred of dignity and soul who knows it will soon be gone.

She look like this in the end. The grim toady to a shit monster.

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#17212
On 1/12/2024 at 4:03 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

Genuinely remarkable what going full-MAGA does to a person.

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Her looks transferred over to Habba....

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#17215

 

There’s really nothing like telling a federal judge that you have to travel for your mother-in-law’s funeral and therefore need a postponement, only to announce a campaign event in New Hampshire less than 24 hours later.

 

 

 

#17216
4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

The former president who tried to end our democracy has a message for justices Roberts, Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Barrett.

 

 

Hey DUMBASS,  maybe you should have nominated some Democrats for better results.

#17217
55 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

There’s really nothing like telling a federal judge that you have to travel for your mother-in-law’s funeral and therefore need a postponement, only to announce a campaign event in New Hampshire less than 24 hours later.

 

 

 

Played like the piece of ass she is. 

#17218
12 hours ago, Captainant said:

the big lebowski dude GIF

Trumps ability to indefinitely delay justice does make me question the how realistic it is that he will face any meaning consequence. 

JUDGE CANNONTrump has threatened 4 out of 5 Judges who are hearing cases where he is the defendant.The one and only Judge who has not been threatened is Aileen Cannon.Why isn’t he going after her too?

 

 

#17219

Interesting …

Trump palled around with Colombo buddies John Rosatti & John Staluppi in the 1980s - Staluppi went into business with Trump in 1988. Cannon's husband worked for Rosatti later, 2011-14; could be legit. She's not required to recuse - but she should have. 2/https://t.co/argkb9IRA1

 

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#17220
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Interesting …

Trump palled around with Colombo buddies John Rosatti & John Staluppi in the 1980s - Staluppi went into business with Trump in 1988. Cannon's husband worked for Rosatti later, 2011-14; could be legit. She's not required to recuse - but she should have. 2/https://t.co/argkb9IRA1

 

Fuck that bitch. Sweating an oath to orange limp dick instead of country. Fuck everyone in that cult 

#17221
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Interesting …

Trump palled around with Colombo buddies John Rosatti & John Staluppi in the 1980s - Staluppi went into business with Trump in 1988. Cannon's husband worked for Rosatti later, 2011-14; could be legit. She's not required to recuse - but she should have. 2/https://t.co/argkb9IRA1

 

This is the shit that the Qanon dumbfucks should be foaming at the mouth over - not imaginary basements in pizza parlors or Oprah Winfrey drinking the fluids of children to stay young.

#17222
It’s weird that the only judge Trump doesn’t insult, disparage, threaten, harass, and defame is Aileen Cannon.

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#17223

Very good summary ….

This BBC report thoroughly, outlines Trump’s far-right agenda if re-elected.Delivered without comedic editorials and in all seriousness, unlike our own news networks. More of this please!pic.twitter.com/L3kkDi6cB7

 

#17224
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Very good summary ….

This BBC report thoroughly, outlines Trump’s far-right agenda if re-elected.Delivered without comedic editorials and in all seriousness, unlike our own news networks. More of this please!pic.twitter.com/L3kkDi6cB7

 

Why is that guy talkin’ all faggy?

/maga

Edited by Dnaguy

#17225
15 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Why is that guy talkin’ all faggy?

/maga

Electrolytes 

#17226

Keep talking dumb ass 

Donald Trump says that “unfortunately or fortunately,” powerful men have been sexually assaulting women without being held accountable: “Historically, that’s true with stars,” How can evangelicals support this man?

 

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#17228
16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Keep talking dumb ass 

Donald Trump says that “unfortunately or fortunately,” powerful men have been sexually assaulting women without being held accountable: “Historically, that’s true with stars,” How can evangelicals support this man?

 

How can they support him? Well, you see, it turns out that they are completely full of shit. 

#17229

how can that have been going on a million years if the Earth is 6,000 years old?

#17230
15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

How can they support him? Well, you see, it turns out that they are completely full of shit. 

And because evangelical men want to, or already, do it.

#17231
And because evangelical men want to, or already, do it.

In fairness, a lot of those men say “whew….he wasn’t taking about me…because I prefer sexually assaulting young boys.”
#17232
58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


In fairness, a lot of those men say “whew….he wasn’t taking about me…because I prefer sexually assaulting young boys.”

 

all this, grabbing a pussy is a foreign concept to them. they want and crave molesting kids

#17233

Yeah, why is the most disturbing thing about that he clearly pauses to collect his thoughts and declares that we’ve had television stars on our planet for one million years?   

#17234
Yeah, why is the most disturbing thing about that he clearly pauses to collect his thoughts and declares that we’ve had television stars on our planet for one million years?   

It’s like you never even watched the famous documentary “The Flintstones.”
#17235

I remember at like 5 or 6yo watching an episode where Fred was changing channels.  And I was fascinated that he had a remote control which was a rock with a button he’d push and a little bird would fly out and go change the channel on the TV set.  I just accepted they had TV in their prehistoric world but the remote control didn’t make any sense because how do you get the bird back into the little cage device?  
 

I probably would have made a good Trumper but for after that show, I turned it off and went to crack a book.  

#17236
33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


It’s like you never even watched the famous documentary “The Flintstones.”

I'll tell you, Barney Rubble never grabbed a strange woman by the pussy. He knew he outkicked his coverage when he landed Betty and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that.

#17237
51 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll tell you, Barney Rubble never grabbed a strange woman by the pussy. He knew he outkicked his coverage when he landed Betty and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that.

The story of the average Surlyite's life.

#17238
12 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll tell you, Barney Rubble never grabbed a strange woman by the pussy. He knew he outkicked his coverage when he landed Betty and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that.

Barney Rubble. What an actor. 

#17240
1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Another ill-fated attempt to delay or a simple case of lawyer's shocked that the guy who notoriously doesn't pay people who work for him failed to pay them?

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-loses-three-lawyers-one-day-1860847

Sounds like it’s mostly about the Carroll case, but they also don’t want to represent him anywhere else.  Either he didn’t pay, or they are pissed that he’s not been taking their advice about speaking outside of court.

#17241
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Sounds like it’s mostly about the Carroll case, but they also don’t want to represent him anywhere else.  Either he didn’t pay, or they are pissed that he’s not been taking their advice about speaking outside of court.


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#17242
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Sounds like it’s mostly about the Carroll case, but they also don’t want to represent him anywhere else.  Either he didn’t pay, or they are pissed that he’s not been taking their advice about speaking outside of court.


he didn’t pay <<< we all know it’s this one 

 

also, why is dumbass sitting there for jury selection 

#17244
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

also, why is dumbass sitting there for jury selection 

Heard a talking head this morning say that he now really wants to lean into his legal issues, as he sees that as a positive for his campaign.

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

#17245
Just now, Red Five said:

Heard a talking head this morning say that he now really wants to lean into his legal issues, as he sees that as a positive for his campaign.

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

his two largest fundraising days in 2023 by a fairly wide margin were the day he was arrested and indicted in new york and the day he was arrested and mugshot in atlanta.

#17246
8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Heard a talking head this morning say that he now really wants to lean into his legal issues, as he sees that as a positive for his campaign.

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

They are for the GOP primary, but he should be coasting in that and focusing on Biden already, and leaning into his legal issues and whining that he's being unfairly targeted by the deep state won't help him in the general. That shit only appeals to his cultists, nobody else is interested in listening to him whine about how mean everybody is to him.   

#17247
8 minutes ago, sidis said:

his two largest fundraising days in 2023 by a fairly wide margin were the day he was arrested and indicted in new york and the day he was arrested and mugshot in atlanta.

If Biden got a jaywalking ticket tomorrow, Rs would hammer him for it every day until November. Unapologetically, and without irony. Just two different universes. 

 

#17248
4 hours ago, dcbc said:

Another ill-fated attempt to delay or a simple case of lawyer's shocked that the guy who notoriously doesn't pay people who work for him failed to pay them?

 

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-loses-three-lawyers-one-day-1860847

In the Carroll cases and Bragg indictment, I know Trump has other lawyers in habba dabba do and Susan Necheles, among others.

As you know, but the gallery does not, probably, presence of other lawyers makes withdrawal easier.  

It seems that over the last couple of years, particularly with respect to the criminal cases, Trump has been paying his lawyers.  So, I am going to guess that it's a combination of Trump not following his advice (and being undermined by habba dabba do), as well as losing every time he turns around in the Carroll case.

#17249
20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If Biden got a jaywalking ticket tomorrow, Rs would hammer him for it every day until November. Unapologetically, and without irony. Just two different universes. 

 

Now imagine Biden had flown on Epstein's "Lolita Express" seven times like Trump. Holy shit, that would be all you heard about.

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#17250
47 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

You're supposed to plug it in, dumbass.

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