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indict him 4 times or 10 or 45 times, he ALWAYS wiggles out of it.  Can't find 12-0 anywhere, sympathizer will exist anywhere.  Let's face reality -- Covid KO'd Trump in 2020 and the Inflation monster will KO Biden , not to mention the absolute idiocy of liberals to rarely defend him - in the manner they always defended Obama.  America survived 2017-20 and will survive 2025-2028. 

I think the jury's still out on how well we survived 2017-2020
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6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They aren't bothering to show up at any of his indictments, so yeah, they may literally mail it in, but it won't matter in the states that flipped from (R) to (D) in 2020 - those states aren't coming back for Trump, and these indictments/indications aren't helping him at all amongst the moderate/independents that went to Biden. In fact, all of these indictments are reinforcing the decisions made by the people who voted against Trump in 2020 (who didn't vote in 2016 or were luke warm about Hillary) as well as the people who switched to Biden.

It'll be more for the debate gameday thread next week, but if the indictments come up in a big way during the debate (as in questions from the moderator(s)), that will be very telling.

I kind of wonder if the Georgia indications/indictments this week will make Trump show up at the debates next week in order to push his bullshit on a bigger stage than his 4 million bots and 1 million human followers on truth.social.

I am definitely bullish on 2024 for the Democratic nominee. Trump has a ceiling, around 46%, all that matters is democratic turnout, which is why we have to act and persuade people as if it were 50/50 and the most important election on earth, 2020 part 2.

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


I think the jury's still out on how well we survived 2017-2020

Life's too short to respond to that fucking idiot

11 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I'm not sure I've ever installed anything other than elongated bowl. Super common. Old school round bowls are tiny. Commercial project are all elongated and typically ADA hieght (called comfort hieght in Residential)

To bring toilet talk full circle, if a toilet drain hits a floor truss, you have to get an engineer to sign of on modifying the truss, and that's sucks more than round toilets. Or have the toilet absurdly far from the wall. Engineers man.

What's the problem?

 

29 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I'm not sure I've ever installed anything other than elongated bowl. Super common. Old school round bowls are tiny. Commercial project are all elongated and typically ADA hieght (called comfort hieght in Residential)

I had a fart toilet installed in my house:

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Did you get invited to be on the Turbo Team or do you still have to walk everywhere?

The first guy at the debate  (probably Christie since Hurd and Hutchison probably don’t make it) that does the “Yeah, Trump deserves to die, and I hope he burns in hell!” take at the debate will get a 5-10 point bump.  That person still won’t come with 20 points of Trump.  But I think someone that comes out aggressive and shames the others tip toeing around the indictments consolidates some of the polling.  
 

I just hope it happens for the entertainment value. 

9 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Did you get invited to be on the Turbo Team or do you still have to walk everywhere?

I was told, "NO RUNNING!"

For reference - W’s groundbreaking was 2010, Obama’s was 2021 (thanks COVID), Clinton 2001, HW Bush 1994
Guessing he’s still extorting potential locations for how much of a cut he will get from the library 

The library is still way far out on the product roadmap. I’m thinking MAGA Inc. has that pencilled in as a posthumous grift.

First off, can you take the plumbing talk to the toilet thread?

Second, let's go back to the discussion of his presidential library.  Let's be real.. how big would it really have to be anyway? There's only so many Highlights magazines and.dot-to-dot books out there.

9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

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Tried to get me indicted and probably did

Crooked Joe Biden....DRINK

Deranged Jack Smith....DRINK

The Unselects.....DRINK

 

Jesus Christ man, not even Dickie V has this much schtick.

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4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

i hope overwhelming evidence comes out that the election actually was rigged and stolen from him and he dies like 45 minutes later.

I imagine they already have some sort crowdsourcing grift cooked up.

"For a one-time* Donation of $3000, you'll receive an Official, Individually Numbered, Donald Trump Presidential Library Collector's Plate and Certificate proudly Recognizing your Home as an Official Wing of the Donald Trump Presidential Library."

* - one time, two times, whatever

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

what's with the shaking hands?  

His first name was Mary-Anne. 

35 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

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Nope, he’s doing just fine.  No need to call a doc.

7 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

the most concerning number there is the 74.2 million. the fuck are 11.2 million MORE people voting for trump after his disaster of a term? i get a ferw more here and there and covid was a major complicating factor that made people a little bit woowoo about shit, but that rings alarm bells for me. maybe they are the ones doing the voter fraud.

Because Joe Biden is an extremist socialist who will nationalize your business, take away our guns and make everyone get abortions! Except for all the illegals he lets across the border! 

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16 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Nope, he’s doing just fine.  No need to call a doc.

Not watching that, but it would be so good if he died

19 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Nope, he’s doing just fine.  No need to call a doc.

He sounded the exact same he's sounded for the last several years.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

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And they’ve put in very strong penalties, and their penalties are really strong. You want to talk about penalties? Those are strict. (Laughter.) And their court cases go slightly quicker than ours. (Laughter.) Like — like one day. One day. They call them “quick trials.” They go quick. (Laughter.) They go so quick, you don’t know what happened. (Laughter.) Ours take 15 years; theirs takes one day. But he was — he’s been terrific on that. And we’re seeing a tremendous — a tremendous difference in the fentanyl.

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Might just be my phone but it looks like he just blew a Smurf 

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:


I think the jury's still out on how well we survived 2017-2020

WW2, Vietnam, loads of disasters - and 'Murica goes on.  One man cannot stop the train. 

21 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He sounded the exact same he's sounded for the last several years.

Agreed. This is why I never understand the "Oh, he's scared" or "He's lost it" after he posts a deranged tweet/x/truth/whatever. It's the exact same shit he's been posting for seven years now.

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

First off, can you take the plumbing talk to the toilet thread?

Second, let's go back to the discussion of his presidential library.  Let's be real.. how big would it really have to be anyway? There's only so many Highlights magazines and.dot-to-dot books out there.

What kind of toilets do you think they will install in his presidential library?

27 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He sounded the exact same he's sounded for the last several years.

i posted because i thought the content was funny.  i didn't really agree with the author of the tweet.  he looks the same to me too.

WW2, Vietnam, loads of disasters - and 'Murica goes on.  One man cannot stop the train. 
It's not one man, this all started with that Fuck Nixon. Trump is the culmination.
10 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

WW2, Vietnam, loads of disasters - and 'Murica goes on.  One man cannot stop the train. 

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

"high intelligence" lol

It's important, because he capitalized it.

Along with other important words, such as "poll", "record", "debate" and "points".

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

First off, can you take the plumbing talk to the toilet thread?

Unless I missed the joke, that's more of a structural support issue than a plumbing issue.  Toilets are heavy, water is heavy, people are heavy, and what little remains of that joist will break pretty quick.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i hope overwhelming evidence comes out that the election actually was rigged and stolen from him and he dies like 45 minutes later.

We know it didn't, but if it did, I'd fucking laugh and tell all the MAGA types I know "yeah, it was Deep State motherfuckers, all that George Soros money, but no, you didn't get actually believe Trump because you wouldn't get off your ass and out in the street and defend Trump when he kept asking you to, when he kept saying that if he was indicated, people would stage the largest protests in the largest streets to defend him.  No, you sat at home and whined on Free Republic or TexAgs or Facebook. Trump told you that the riggers were going to steal the election, and you just sat on your fat asses and whined through your keyboard instead of standing up for Trump. You failed him, you should be ashamed, here, let me pull up all of the Facebook posts where you talked about standing with Trump, but in the end, you didn't and you and all of the other MAGAs let the riggers steal the election from Trump. Pathetic."

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Unless I missed the joke, that's more of a structural support issue than a plumbing issue.  Toilets are heavy, water is heavy, people are heavy, and what little remains of that joist will break pretty quick.

We know it didn't, but if it did, I'd fucking laugh and tell all the MAGA types I know "yeah, it was Deep State motherfuckers, all that George Soros money, but no, you didn't get actually believe Trump because you wouldn't get off your ass and out in the street and defend Trump when he kept asking you to, when he kept saying that if he was indicated, people would stage the largest protests in the largest streets to defend him.  No, you sat at home and whined on Free Republic or TexAgs or Facebook. Trump told you that the riggers were going to steal the election, and you just sat on your fat asses and whined through your keyboard instead of standing up for Trump. You failed him, you should be ashamed, here, let me pull up all of the Facebook posts where you talked about standing with Trump, but in the end, you didn't and you and all of the other MAGAs let the riggers steal the election from Trump. Pathetic."

“You should probably commit seppuku in his honor”

18 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

  One man cannot stop the train. 

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Train has been off the rails for sometime now.   We're witnessing the decline of the empire, and he and his ilk are rather significant symptoms.  Getting some gallow's humor out of him getting some comeuppance can be a joy.

Trump is still free?! …The so called deep state continues to fail this country. 

Isn’t the logical choice for the library location Trump U?

Isn’t the logical choice for the library location Trump U?

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34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Well, that settles it.  He's our man.

 

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He offers no proof of or support for his HIGH INTELLIGENCE other than poll numbers.

That about sums this fucker up.  Poll numbers, ratings, money, all equate to HIGH INTELLIGENCE and all other desirable human traits and qualities.

10 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Isn’t the logical choice for the library location Trump U?

Doesn't this just scream Branson, Missouri to you?   

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

MAGA where u at

 

Jail, more and more every day. Justice is slow, but jail.

Isn’t the logical choice for the library location Trump U?
That, like everything else Trump touches, died when he got sued to Bolivia.

So that's partly correct, as I don't think the thing ever gets built, it's a perpetual grift machine for his sons. Why build it and stop donations? But if it did, it would be in a place with no permitting, inspections, or you guessed it- a need for Engineers or ADA Commercial toilets. Following the truth that everything Trump touches dies, opening day would be a shitshow of clogged toilets flooding fecal matter (after some geriatric hieffer flushes a Depends) before the entire thing collapses under the weight of the throngs of his fat ass supporters.
He offers no proof of or support for his HIGH INTELLIGENCE other than poll numbers.
That about sums this fucker up.  Poll numbers, ratings, money, all equate to HIGH INTELLIGENCE and all other desirable human traits and qualities.
RW media has done A Lot to destroy this country, but Reality TV didn't help much.
3 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

That, like everything else Trump touches, died when he got sued to Bolivia.

So that's partly correct, as I don't think the thing ever gets built, it's a perpetual grift machine for his sons. Why build it and stop donations? But if it did, it would be in a place with no permitting, inspections, or you guessed it- a need for Engineers or ADA Commercial toilets. Following the truth that everything Trump touches dies, opening day would be a shitshow of clogged toilets flooding fecal matter (after some geriatric hieffer flushes a Depends) before the entire thing collapses under the weight of the throngs of his fat ass supporters.

Sounds eerily similar to the aggy bonfire collapse.

43 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

"high intelligence" lol

Smartest guy in the nation who won’t reveal his college transcript.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Smartest guy in the nation who won’t reveal his college transcript.

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40 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
50 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:
WW2, Vietnam, loads of disasters - and 'Murica goes on.  One man cannot stop the train. 

It's not one man, this all started with that Fuck Nixon. Trump is the culmination.

as long as you don't get drafted to kill the midget yellas, or need an abortion, few federal issues have an impact on the life of the common person.  Don't watch the news, and life is much better. 

13 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

He offers no proof of or support for his HIGH INTELLIGENCE other than poll numbers.

That about sums this fucker up.  Poll numbers, ratings, money, all equate to HIGH INTELLIGENCE and all other desirable human traits and qualities.

You want proof? Don’t forget he had a really smart uncle. Taught at MIT. 

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