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The government's response will be most interdasting.  As will be Cannon's ruling.  
Interdasting? Yes.  Surprising? No. 
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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I also think they never really knew what they were voting for in the first place.  They were just angry about SOMETHING and the dotard gave them an outlet.  If they don't have that outlet (or the perception of one), why vote?

The well-to-do ones voted with their wallets for tax breaks etc.  The poor, white Trump supporters voted for him because, despite their station in life, Trump's not-so-subtle racism made them feel like, at the very least, they were better than those other people.

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25 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The man is an island,

A simple farmer.  A person of the new land.  The common clay of the New West.

How do I turn off Reddit links ? My phone opens all Reddit links.

 

if dumbass had any game, he’d do his perp walk right as the debate was about to start 

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36 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the choice of POTUS has very little effect on the average citizen ,

You want to look at the numbers dead from Covid because the POTUS called it a hoax? 

That shit alone is enough to shoot this idea like a Russian tank getting a pop top.

The choice of President absolutely impacts the life and liberty of the average dude. It had a direct influence on what happened to average dudes in other places too. Ukraine would like a word about the difference between Biden and Trump. It's a fucking binary choice that sometimes goes right to the very core of your existence.

It might not make a shit for you, but for a whole lotta people it makes a very real difference. Like life and death man. Count the fucking bodies.

9 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I don't think Trump told anybody not to testifiy, did he?  It's splitting hairs, but I believe Trump said that "He shouldn't [testify]."

Trump talks like a mob boss. He makes his intentions known without ever issuing direct orders. 

He shouldn't be commenting publicly at all about witnesses in his trial, right? Isn't that what he was expressly told not to do?

In my 20s and even early 30s I had the (naive) view of ‘who the president is has minimal impact on me’… then trumps handling of covid changed that view entirely. 

12 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

He offers no proof of or support for his HIGH INTELLIGENCE other than poll numbers.

That about sums this fucker up.  Poll numbers, ratings, money, all equate to HIGH INTELLIGENCE and all other desirable human traits and qualities.

To be fair, he didn't say he's the one with high intelligence. He's right that we've been clamoring for such a person. Either way, that fact has nothing to do with the rest of his post. 

10 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I don't think Trump told anybody not to testifiy, did he?  It's splitting hairs, but I believe Trump said that "He shouldn't [testify]."

Is a mobster telling a restaurant owner to do something when he says "it'd be a good idea to do this thing for me. It'd be terrible if something happened to this place"?

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10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He shouldn't be commenting publicly at all about witnesses in his trial, right? Isn't that what he was expressly told not to do?

Beyond that, it seems to me he has so much more reach than the average "shut up pre-trial" defendant.  I mean, Trump could literally reach half the potential jury pool, if not more.  It feels like his standard for contempt or whatever should be even tighter.

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"the president doesn't matter and you should just turn off the news" is a breathtakingly stupid take even when considering that it's entirely about justifying head in the sand behavior caused by an inability to reconcile the cognitive dissonance caused by being indefensibly wrong

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16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He shouldn't be commenting publicly at all about witnesses in his trial, right? Isn't that what he was expressly told not to do?

Laws don't apply to rich whites

9 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

no tax dollars come to me and won't until i hit Medicare / SS . 


you don’t drive on public roads / hiways ?

If you've ever bought a house without cash, you benefited from tax dollars. 

 

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

lol wut?  This is straight 1984 propaganda.  

1 hour ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Do you not fucking drive on the interstate?  Didn’t know we had Mennonites on Surly. 

Mennonites drive cars. They’re not Amish.

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9 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

"the president doesn't matter and you should just turn off the news" is a breathtakingly stupid take even when considering that it's entirely about justifying head in the sand behavior caused by an inability to reconcile the cognitive dissonance caused by being indefensibly wrong

Those with privilege can ignore who the president is and not pay attention. It’s not their rights related to bodily autonomy, ability to marry, etc. on the line 

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Normally, yes, maybe.  Branson is kind of odd (have family that live in that area, have visited it a bunch).

But Oklahoma is building a $2 billion 1,000-acre theme park just a few hours away.

The American Heartland Theme Park.

https://www.americanheartlandthemepark.com/

Don't tell me Trump wouldn't want a piece of this entrance:

501fdd_c94ece381d0b4886b70ad52a02b9dd66~

 

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This is amazing. It's going to suck so much. It's only going to be filled with Magats, and they are going to hate it because it's filled with horrible people being assholes. 

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It's only going to be filled with Magats, and they are going to hate it because it's filled with horrible people being assholes. 

Feature, not bug for those shitheads.

no tax dollars come to me and won't until i hit Medicare / SS . 
I didn't realize you were either a troll or a complete idiot. I'm putting you on ignore.
6 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

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This is amazing. It's going to suck so much. It's only going to be filled with Magats, and they are going to hate it because it's filled with horrible people being assholes. 


how many mobile scooters can it handle at one time ?

26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol wut?  This is straight 1984 propaganda.  

FOX out front should've told ya.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Don't be such a dumbass. If Trump didn't win, we'd still have Dobbs. We'd at least have the mechanisms for reasonable gun control in the future. He fucked over the Supreme Court for the foreseeable future. The damage of which we're only just beginning to feel.

There would definitely be less people dead from COVID.

Oh, and maybe we wouldn't have irrecoverably lost millions of our friends and family down conspiracy theory rabbit holes.

Gun control is more of a state issue than federal.  SCOTUS is valid but again and again, the effect on the average citizen is minimal.  Not sure about COVID to the extent people blame Trump.  Lastly, the idiots would still be idiots, obviously Trump gives them a global platform and brings them out in the open, but that "base" remains (as it does currently) Trump in/out office. 

9 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Not sure about COVID to the extent people blame Trump. 

Really? You are going to double down?

Like it or not, Trump had a hand in whether or not his base got a shot, wore a mask, listened to good information, and generally took it seriously. Look at the death rates in Trumpy areas vs Biden areas. It diverged after the vaccine became widely available. Further, the more Trumpy it was the more they died. You can doubt it. Shit on the idea. Whatever you want to do. It doesn't matter. Graveyard don't lie.

I mean we have actually studied this shit. Your tax dollars paid for it. Like a lot of other parts of the social contract you benefit from. 

Sweatergawd I thought I had seen some obtuse humans but it's still stunning when you run into it.

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You're arguing with a troll and/or moron.

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10 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

no tax dollars come to me and won't until i hit Medicare / SS . 

Where do you think all of this money comes from?  Thin air?

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The same people who put that shit stain in office also voted in the current Oklahoma governor and state superintendent who are trying to take over or shut down my kids' school system because the local superintendent refuses to disavow the words diversity, equity, and inclusion. Fuck anyone who says it doesn't matter. Seriously, eat shit and die.

9 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's a fucking moron. 

He would be one valid point, for passing the most elementary-level civics course to be able to vote.

43 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Where do you think all of this money comes from?  Thin air?

It came from Democrats 

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Don't be such a dumbass. If Trump didn't win, we'd still have Dobbs. We'd at least have the mechanisms for reasonable gun control in the future. He fucked over the Supreme Court for the foreseeable future. The damage of which we're only just beginning to feel.

There would definitely be less people dead from COVID.

Oh, and maybe we wouldn't have irrecoverably lost millions of our friends and family down conspiracy theory rabbit holes.

On the matter of Dobbs and any GOP President, I think you are right.

However, I wonder if a GOP president like, say Mitt Romney, might have been politically sophisticated enough to keep the utter loons off the bench and maybe be a bit careful about "getting what we wish for" in that department.

Honestly, he shouldn't. This would be like if Texas was ranked #1 heading into the postseason, and had an optional game to play. 

22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This tweet just made me sign up for elon's community notes because oh boy....

Also note, "fund hundreds of private hospitals."  I wonder if the word "private" is there to fend off accusations of sOcIAliSm? Or if it needs to be there for some legal reason?  Or just to let Texas Health know Abbott's got its back?

Well, we wouldn't want poor people to be taken care of, sooooo..

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Honestly, he shouldn't. This would be like if Texas was ranked #1 heading into the postseason, and had an optional game to play. 

Please please please let him do something to try to one up the debate.  More NFTs, a rally at the same time that he asks Newsmax to air instead of the debate, seppuku…..  whatever.  It’s all I ask. 
 

Edited to add that DeSantis has to hate this.  He is going to be the main target of the others both because of where he sits in the polls and that he’ll be the stand in for Trump for the few that are brave enough to bitchslap Trump.  
 

I will say it would be good to see Trump at a debate to see how others “challenge” him given they’ve all (other than Christie, Hutchison and Hurd) have been so afraid to seem critical at all.  

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1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Please please please let him do something to try to one up the debate.  More NFTs, a rally at the same time that he asks Newsmax to air instead of the debate, seppuku…..  whatever.  It’s all I ask. 

How about a self-incrimination fest?  Because you know it will be that, if nothing else.

Would it matter? He could take his dick out and piss on Tucker on live TV and his lead would widen.

Is this going to be on Twitter with Tucker?

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Would it matter? He could take his dick out and piss on Tucker on live TV and his lead would widen.

This is the best possible outcome for me.

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11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Would it matter? He could take his dick out and piss on Tucker on live TV and his lead would widen.

 

I mean this would probably raise my opinion of him?

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

On the matter of Dobbs and any GOP President, I think you are right.

However, I wonder if a GOP president like, say Mitt Romney, might have been politically sophisticated enough to keep the utter loons off the bench and maybe be a bit careful about "getting what we wish for" in that department.

Pretty sure he meant we'd still have Roe, not Dobbs

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why do some of those links not embed?

Because you touch yourself.

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