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or because Elon has been slowly breaking twitter for the last 6 months

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  • HillCountryBevo
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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why do some of those links not embed?

If you're doing copy link from your iphone or ipad, it comes up as "x" in the link which can't be embedded here; however, copying the link from the same tweet on safari or your pc shows the link as "twitter" which you can embed here. 

Blame the snowflake elon

How about "And also, because he's running for President, and anyone found guilty of these charges has no business ever holding elected office ever again. So we might want to, you know, clear this little matter up." 

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Because you touch yourself.

I should have known

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

He could take his dick out and piss on Tucker on live TV and his lead would widen.

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10 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

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I don't know about your fancy pictures and all, but if you think I'm getting the Fauci Ouchy, you need to reset your expectations.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

I don't know about your fancy pictures and all, but if you think I'm getting the Fauci Ouchy, you need to reset your expectations.

I hear some counties in Florida can replace the vaccine with disinfectant or ivermectin.

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

The same people who put that shit stain in office also voted in the current Oklahoma governor and state superintendent who are trying to take over or shut down my kids' school system because the local superintendent refuses to disavow the words diversity, equity, and inclusion. Fuck anyone who says it doesn't matter. Seriously, eat shit and die.

Of course it matters--it matters so much to them that they can't see past it, especially since it's an affront on their views.  They're saying they don't want to be diverse, fair and inclusive to people. Surprised they're not looking to remove equality from everything since it too is an attack on their views.   Anybody that is looking to remove those lines want's to operate without it.  

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

I don't know about your fancy pictures and all, but if you think I'm getting the Fauci Ouchy, you need to reset your expectations.

I hear some counties in Florida can replace the vaccine with disinfectant or ivermectin.

And another 5-minutes-apart double-post.   No longer rare!

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

How about a self-incrimination fest?  Because you know it will be that, if nothing else.

This isn’t going to happen and appears to be purely speculative. But it raises an interesting possibility. What if Trump turned himself in to the authorities in Georgia while the debate is going on? That would attract a lot of viewers.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-arrest-debate-rcna100090

4 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Where do you think all of this money comes from?  Thin air?

Texas is LAST in the nation in rate of people with health insurance. 50th, worst, not even trying.

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Would it matter? He could take his dick out and piss on Tucker on live TV and his lead would widen.

Fuck, I'd probably vote for him.  He's gonna lose IL anyway, but that deserves my vote.  

4 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Where do you think all of this money comes from?  Thin air?

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's a fucking moron. 

4 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

It came from Democrats 

That $142 billion or whatever won't be for things that actually improve transportation in the long run (such as better rail and better mass transit) because those might help people in the larger cities where it's needed the most - it's just going to be a shitload of improved or new roads to the middle of Fucking Nowhere, Texas.

And it'll be built by the same companies that have been working on I-35 between Austin and Dallas for the past several decades.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also note, "fund hundreds of private hospitals."  I wonder if the word "private" is there to fend off accusations of sOcIAliSm? Or if it needs to be there for some legal reason?  Or just to let Texas Health know Abbott's got its back?

Donors.

2 hours ago, safe sex said:

Is this going to be on Twitter with Tucker?

Twitter Spaces.  At least until it crashes.

24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This isn’t going to happen and appears to be purely speculative. But it raises an interesting possibility. What if Trump turned himself in to the authorities in Georgia while the debate is going on? That would attract a lot of viewers.

It would 100% drown out the debate and be a great "fuck you" to Fox News for hosting the debate.  It would dominate the news cycle long enough, and combined with Fox News restricting other networks from showing more than 30 seconds of the debate (or 30 second clips), that the debate would never make it into the mainstream news cycle.

In fact, it's so smart, that I don't see Trump doing it.

 

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

If you've ever bought a house without cash, you benefited from tax dollars. 

 

If you have enough cash to buy a house or cash, you have definitely benefited from tax dollars

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6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Mennonites drive cars. They’re not Amish.

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the (Pennsylvania) Dutch

6 hours ago, 'stache said:

The same people who put that shit stain in office also voted in the current Oklahoma governor and state superintendent who are trying to take over or shut down my kids' school system because the local superintendent refuses to disavow the words diversity, equity, and inclusion. Fuck anyone who says it doesn't matter. Seriously, eat shit and die.

You HISD?  Just heard about this from my BIL yesterday.

43 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

So is Biden a decrepit, old, senile fool, or a genius criminal mastermind?  Dumbass Diaper Donald can't make up his mind.

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i really hope this doesn't lead to an epidemic of presidents doing this to other presidents.  that's a real risk here.

Red October "This business will get out of control..." - YouTube

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17 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

no tax dollars come to me and won't until i hit Medicare / SS . 

It is always facinating when people turn on thier computer (developed in large part by tax payer funded research) using power (provided by power plants largely paid for and subsidized by tax payers) to  use the internet (developed and subsidized by tax payers) to log onto a web site devoted to alumni of The University of Texas (an institution founded, developed, and sustained largely through tax payers) to claim that they don’t in any way benefit from taxes.

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52 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i really hope this doesn't lead to an epidemic of presidents doing this to other presidents.  that's a real risk here.

Red October "This business will get out of control..." - YouTube

I have to admit, I’m confused. Did Biden fill in all the tunnels from the Walmarts that led to the Obama  concentration camps?  I have not been keeping up.

16 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have to admit, I’m confused. Did Biden fill in all the tunnels from the Walmarts that led to the Obama  concentration camps?  I have not been keeping up.

You've done enough talking already, Jack.

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

It is always facinating when people turn on thier computer (developed in large part by tax payer funded research) using power (provided by power plants largely paid for and subsidized by tax payers) to  use the internet (developed and subsidized by tax payers) to log onto a web site devoted to alumni of The University of Texas (an institution founded, developed, and sustained largely through tax payers) to claim that they don’t in any way benefit from taxes.

And largely subsidized by our overlords and the tree fiddy subscribers 

Gotdamn this Nikki McCann Ramirez girl is a cutie. Pix online don't do her justice.

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Crooked Joe Biden…DRINK!

100% he reuses this in 2024. His cult would eat it up. 

14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Gotdamn this Nikki McCann Ramirez girl is a cutie. Pix online don't do her justice.

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you do you

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43 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have to admit, I’m confused. Did Biden fill in all the tunnels from the Walmarts that led to the Obama  concentration camps?  I have not been keeping up.

No friend he did not. Everyone assumes Rush Limbaugh died. I’m here to tell you that Senile Joe has him in one of those camps this very moment with JFK Jr and he has Rush making pain medication 7 days a week that he cannot ever use. The man is just sadistic. I heard all this from Q and I have no reason to doubt them.

23 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Gotdamn this Nikki McCann Ramirez girl is a cutie. Pix online don't do her justice.

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Lady Gaga?

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

You've done enough talking already, Jack.

I am a victim of tequila and surprise divorced neighbor sex.  I cannot be responsible for double posting stuff about RD.   RD is a Surly national treasure.   I would trade him for me and 248 draft picks. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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2K more than me my Droogie

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No friend he did not. Everyone assumes Rush Limbaugh died. I’m here to tell you that Senile Joe has him in one of those camps this very moment with JFK Jr and he has Rush making pain medication 7 days a week that he cannot ever use. The man is just sadistic. I heard all this from Q and I have no reason to doubt them.
Dark Brandon just earned my vote again. I'll sleep well knowing that Rush got what he deserved in the end.


Mount Rushmore of Graves to piss on:

Bud Adams, Rush (he broke my old man), Trump, Newt, Nixon?
11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Just checked: I don't have either Aguirre: Wrath of God OR Philip Johnson's Darien, CT Glass House on my bingo card.

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41 minutes ago, tx ind said:

you do you

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I said the photos online didn't do her justice.  

 

 

I also find Kristy Greenberg to be quite a comely lass

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

You've done enough talking already, Jack.

Goddamnit. You said we were using code names. 

23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I am a victim of tequila and surprise divorced neighbor sex

Braggart

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26 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I am a victim of tequila and surprise divorced neighbor sex. 

That's awful.  What was his name?

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Holy shit, it's called makeup

26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Braggart

And again, Exhibit A for the irrefutably true proposition that a good attitude is better than a covergirl model appearance. 

2 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

So is Biden a decrepit, old, senile fool, or a genius criminal mastermind?  Dumbass Diaper Donald can't make up his mind.

40 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Dark Brandon just earned my vote again. I'll sleep well knowing that Rush got what he deserved in the end.

Yep, telling everybody that George Soros and Dark Brandon are Getting Shit Done, and that they'll know what I'm talking about when the 5th round of indictments drop.

40 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Mount Rushmore of Graves to piss on:

Bud Adams, Rush (he broke my old man), Trump, Newt, Nixon?

Just watching a TV show that dropped this week and that mentioned Nancy Reagan's blowjobs, and you might want to throw Reagan in the mix. He kind of set things up for all of this, although he'd be embarrassed by Trump plus Nick Fuentes, Charlie Kirk, and all of the other Republican guys that hate women and think sex is bad.

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Braggart

I do not think you get it. When you hit your late 60s single, getting laid is more like:

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lady Gaga?

She ain't that talented

14 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I do not think you get it. When you hit your late 60s single, getting laid is more like:

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Declaratively oral?

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3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

It is always facinating when people turn on thier computer (developed in large part by tax payer funded research) using power (provided by power plants largely paid for and subsidized by tax payers) to  use the internet (developed and subsidized by tax payers) to log onto a web site devoted to alumni of The University of Texas (an institution founded, developed, and sustained largely through tax payers) to claim that they don’t in any way benefit from taxes.

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