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4 hours ago, Constant said:

Has anyone ever pled the 5th during a Presidential primary election?

 

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

No, but there's gotta be a Key & Peele/Chapelle meme in here somewhere.  

 

Ask and ye shall receive.

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7 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I'm not sure how this will all play out, but what I can tell you is that in Georgia if you revoke the terms of your bail you get hauled in pretty quickly.  There is a pretty good reason that once someone is arraigned here you don't here them say much beyond referring to their attorney or no comment.  There also aren't a series of steps for this sort of stuff, once you violate it the judge will just revoke it, they arrest you, you wait in jail, and then you have to wait for another pretrial hearing/bail.  You don't want to go down said path.  I had a friend that did something wrong (not overly serious), got arrested, arraigned, etc.  The county made a paperwork mistake, the judge subsequently revoked his bail, and he got to spend 8 days in Fulton County for it to get cleared up/see the judge.  

Now big mouth having to keep it shut for months on end seems fairly unrealistic to me.  

 

16 hours ago, YGIFS said:

BUT WHAT ABOUT FREE SPEECH! 

Yeah, we have an amendment just down the page from that one that sorta addresses this all...

Holy shit, if I am going to relapse hard if I have to listen to another person start a conversation with, "As a student of the Constitution..." 

You know the 1st, 2nd, and 5th amendments.  And not even that well.  Plus, oh yeah...before they wrote out the Bill of Rights...they actually wrote out the actual fucking Constitution.  Seven Articles.  Same number of indictments for Commander Dipshit (when the last 3 fall later this year).  The whole thing would have been longer but they didn't fathom half the shit Trump would do.  

I musta missed the Federalist Paper that dealt with, "What if a sitting or recently removed President shares U.S. military plans with adversaries for personal gain or fame?"  There's no specific law for half his shit because nobody, even Nixon, ever thought somebody in charge of the Republic would pull this kinda shit.  Yeah, sorry Article II didn't do a deep dive into perfect phone calls.  I think they were busy with a fucking war or something.  

They’re certainly not graduate students

45 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Translation: Trump wants to flee. He’s asking Russia how to do it. He will tweet non stop from Russia. 

Starts out the workweek by proposing he share a “gold domed suite” with another older dude.  With no other context?  

and then literally puts only the word “understated” in quotes?  As if the punctuation makes it even more understated?  
 

he’s simultaneously going insane, to jail, and to the convention.  This will do wonders for his pledge to make our country more respected around the world.  
 

also, pro tip for work this morning.  Do not search on pornhub for “gold domed suite”
 

 

I like his implied contempt of flying commercial as a populist politician. 

43 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Starts out the workweek by proposing he share a “gold domed suite” with another older dude.  With no other context?  

and then literally puts only the word “understated” in quotes?  As if the punctuation makes it even more understated?  
 

he’s simultaneously going insane, to jail, and to the convention.  This will do wonders for his pledge to make our country more respected around the world.  
 

also, pro tip for work this morning.  Do not search on pornhub for “gold domed suite”
 

 

I'm not sure what "gold domed suite" is sexually, but it sounds acrobatic.  

15 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

 

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I don't want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola

18 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Holy shit, if I am going to relapse hard if I have to listen to another person start a conversation with, "As a student of the Constitution..." 

You know the 1st, 2nd, and 5th amendments.

I've asked multiple "students of the Constitution" if the 1st Amendment started out "Private social media platforms shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech" because in their world, that's apparently what it means.

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Russia, are you listening?

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

He’s absolutely terrified. Talking like the treasonous snake we all know he is. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've asked multiple "students of the Constitution" if the 1st Amendment started out "Private social media platforms shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech" because in their world, that's apparently what it means.

It still makes me laugh how none of them can grasp that freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences.  The complete disconnect in their brains is quite hilarious to me.

C'mon dummy!  Talk some shit so you can swim in it.

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42 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

*flicks toothpick*

 

I assume he'll make bail.

 

 

40 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Russia, are you listening?

 

Are you there, Vlad?  It's me, Donald.

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16 minutes ago, Constant said:

He’s absolutely terrified. Talking like the treasonous snake we all know he is. 

There are people who, when you bring up that he's scared, do the "oh, you keep saying that!"

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Trump lets everybody know exactly what he's feeling and thinking on social media. 

3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I assume he'll make bail.

Are you there, Vlad?  It's me, Donald.

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3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I assume the talk about sauna time is private. 

11 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They also introduced that new legislation that lets them punish or remove a prosecutor for purely political reasons and they’re going to make use of it as we all knew they would.

But it doesn't allow them to throw out the  investigation/case, and her replacement could just keep on chugging along. Republicans also don't have the 2/3 majority in the Georgia Senate to impeach her, and they aren't in session again until next January.

I saw an interview with a law professor a few days ago talking about it, and she mentioned that to make the actual investigation/indictment go away, the Georgia legislature would have to change the laws next year (she made it seem like it would be an extensive overhaul of the laws in order to make it go away), and then try and apply them retroactively, and that it would then cross into constitutional issues (I guess with separation of powers, she didn't say). She also said Kemp would probably veto it though, since it's opening a huge can of worms that he and others don't want.

She also said if the Georgia legislature tried to interfere, it could easily be folded into a federal case and end up in federal courts, and that it might in fact be folded into a larger federal case anyways. She questioned whether the Georgia legislature would want do something to cause the feds to take it all over and start digging around in Georgia. As she put it, and I'm paraphrasing, "do Georgia politicians want Jack Smith digging into their communications with the Trump campaign in late 2020 and early 2021?"

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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

But it doesn't allow them to throw out the  investigation/case, and her replacement could just keep on chugging along. Republicans also don't have the 2/3 majority in the Georgia Senate to impeach her, and they aren't in session again until next January.

I saw an interview with a law professor a few days ago talking about it, and she mentioned that to make the actual investigation/indictment go away, the Georgia legislature would have to change the laws next year (she made it seem like it would be an extensive overhaul of the laws in order to make it go away), and then try and apply them retroactively, and that it would then cross into constitutional issues (I guess with separation of powers, she didn't say). She also said Kemp would probably veto it though, since it's opening a huge can of worms that he and others don't want.

She also said if the Georgia legislature tried to interfere, it could easily be folded into a federal case and end up in federal courts, and that it might in fact be folded into a larger federal case anyways. She questioned whether the Georgia legislature would want do something to cause the feds to take it all over and start digging around in Georgia. As she put it, and I'm paraphrasing, "do Georgia politicians want Jack Smith digging into their communications with the Trump campaign in late 2020 and early 2021?"

Just to add to this, GA Senate bill 92, which was signed into law doesn't read the way it's being twisted.  Essentially speaking, a prosecutor would have to be at least indicted of a crime for the Governor to step in.  The origins of this bill at least to begin with had some level of bipartisanship to it, with good reason.  In Georgia we've had a problem of elected prosecutors running afoul of the law, refusing to resign, and either having the wheels of justice grind to a halt waiting for the either the criminal process to play out, an election, or worse a prosecutor continuing business as usual, and then having everything done under their watch undone because of their criminality on appeal.  This issue has occurred across both sides of the aisle.  For example, in the Amhaud Arbery case, in south Georgia, where the white racists vigilantes shot and killed a black guy for jogging in his neighborhood, the DA attempted to interfere in the investigation.  She was charged and is awaiting trial, but in theory she could have continued her normal duties even after being indicted, to the point of even choosing to prosecute or not prosecute that case (she resigned, but in theory this was possible).  The intent of the law is to prevent this sort of conflict and in such situations allow the Governor to appoint a replacement until the next election.  

In order for Kemp to interfere in Fulton County he can't just do it on a whim.  First, he'd have to show a willingness to do so, and thus far he's shown none of that.  Second, if he did attempt something like that with unsubstantiated claims or anything of the like, he'd faced legal challenges to it, including injunctions and the like.  Bottom line, on the right this sort of thinking is purely magical nonsense.  To the media, it's a ratings grab, and disingenuous, because they all know its not a realistic thing.  

Lastly, in order to change Georgia law, the session opens in January of next year and closes at the end of March.  Almost all bills, even bipartisan ones don't get passed until the last day of session, right at the end of March.  Further, they don't usually come into effect until Jan 1 of the following year (2025 in this instance).  Now special sessions can be called, but this is extremely unlikely.  Also, I am unaware of any law being retroactively put into effect.  

You know the 1st, 2nd, and 5th amendments.  And not even that well.  Plus, oh yeah...before they wrote out the Bill of Rights...they actually wrote out the actual fucking Constitution.  Seven Articles.  Same number of indictments for Commander Dipshit (when the last 3 fall later this year).  The whole thing would have been longer but they didn't fathom half the shit Trump would do.  

One of these so called students of the constitution once told me since 2 is a smaller number it outranks all other ammendments, I shit you not.

15 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

In order for Kemp to interfere in Fulton County he can't just do it on a whim.  First, he'd have to show a willingness to do so, and thus far he's shown none of that.  Second, if he did attempt something like that with unsubstantiated claims or anything of the like, he'd faced legal challenges to it, including injunctions and the like.  Bottom line, on the right this sort of thinking is purely magical nonsense.  To the media, it's a ratings grab, and disingenuous, because they all know its not a realistic thing.  

 

Plus, isn't he a fact witness in this case who publicly has said there was no election interference?  Doesn't seem likely he'd try to throw himself under the bus for Trump.  But at this point, little would shock me.

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We already knew this, I think

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Former Rep. David Jolly (R-Fla.) said there’s one name Donald Trump needs to fear as the criminal cases against him move forward: Mark Meadows.

“I served with Mark Meadows. I know Mark Meadows,” Jolly told MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace on Monday. “And I believe today that Mark Meadows has sung like a canary already.”

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Jolly said Meadows isn’t “somebody who wants to go to prison for Donald Trump.”

Meadows has been largely silent in public for months, was barely mentioned in the Jan. 6 indictment against Trump, and has reportedly delivered damaging information when questioned.

 

I should, but I can’t believe he actually put out there the thought of him escaping to Russia. A former President. What a simulation.

26 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

When has anything bad happened to anyone servicing Trump?

Besides leaving unsatisfied?

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

also, pro tip for work this morning.  Do not search on pornhub for “gold domed suite”

you go to pornhub at work?

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

you go to pornhub at work?

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2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

*flicks toothpick*

 

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13 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Did Trump just admit that he has "murdered" someone?

Trump wouldn't have the balls to murder someone.  Have someone murdered?  Yeah.  Do the deed himself?  Nah.

13 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, there's a few different ways that syntax could go.  And I know his people are used to his rants on social media.  But I mean, in what world would you ever, ever under any kind of legal investigation from parking ticket to a coup to genocide would you possibly consider the use of the word "murder" in a written statement that the judge and jury could see?  

I mean look, ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury...I may have double parked.  But that is nothing compared to the violent murder spree the other side's lawyer is about to discuss with you.  

I get what Commander Dipshit is trying to say but that is just a really weird way to bring up something that should never be uttered, ever.  Especially if some of your crimes led to people...you know...dying.  From...you know...violence

You mean like when at all his rallies he promotes physical violence as a way to handle protestors?

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

He's doing this to set up a defense later once he uses SocMed in a way they revoke his bail.  He can say he thought the bail was just for flight.   

 

 

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58 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Essentially speaking, a prosecutor would have to be at least indicated of a crime for the Governor to step in.

Fify

37 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I should, but I can’t believe he actually put out there the thought of him escaping to Russia. A former President. What a simulation.

 

Here's the future talking points, for reference.

 

[MAGA]BUT THE DEEP STATE AND BIDEN IS MAKING HIM DO THIS!!! HE'S TOTALLY INNOCENT!!! IT WAS A PERFECT PHONE CALL!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE FORCING HIM TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY!!![/MAGA]

 

 

Putin would wack his ass the minute he landed because he would no longer be of value. Putin has to be pissed that Trump failed to get reelected. It really fucked up his Special Operation.

1 hour ago, linux said:

 

 

One of these so called students of the constitution once told me since 2 is a smaller number it outranks all other ammendments, I shit you not.

Lulz, does this same person say Covid 19 was no big deal since we already had Covids 1-18?

No way he’d go to Russia. McDonalds pulled out of there in 2022 

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Donny fleeing to Russia would be the absolute funniest thing that could possibly happen. 

Donny fleeing to Russia would be the absolute funniest thing that could possibly happen. 

Honestly the best outcome other than him dying in prison is him absconding in the middle of the night to some foreign country with all of his mouth-breathing supporters’ “donations.” Then we can point at their dumbasses and …

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:


Honestly the best outcome other than him dying in prison is him absconding in the middle of the night to some foreign country with all of his mouth-breathing supporters’ “donations.” Then we can point at their dumbasses and …

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Only if we encourage them to defect with him. Let them truly see what living under an authoritarian oligarchy looks like. They’d last a week, if that, before they beg to come back. 

12 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

...and then Ukraine dropping a bomb on him.

What air defense doing? 

57 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Why are they so busy?  Fox News has told me that criminals are allowed to roam freely in these non policed liberal hotbeds. 

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