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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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#11054
3 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

fat man? or little hands?

Both. It’s the only way to be sure 

#11055
1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Putin would wack his ass the minute he landed because he would no longer be of value. Putin has to be pissed that Trump failed to get reelected. It really fucked up his Special Operation.

No he wouldn't.  Trump makes Russia's greatest adversary fight itself.  He will forever be useful to Russia.  If Trump ever flees the U.S., he will be set up as a President in exile, with Russia amplifying his messages to the MAGAs in the U.S.

#11056
2 hours ago, Pancho said:
Breaking on @MSNBC: Ex-Trump lawyer John Eastman has surrendered to authorities and been booked into Fulton County Jail.

 

That traitor deserves the gallows. He’ll be getting off easy if he spends the rest of his life behind bars. 

#11057
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I should, but I can’t believe he actually put out there the thought of him escaping to Russia. A former President. What a simulation.

for fucking real. it wasn't just a flppant throwaway line either. he's thought about what sort of gold domed suite vlad might offer him, without realizing that vlad might go full khal drogo dothraki on his ass and give him the gold dome:

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vlad is not a nice person. surely trump knows this, but for some reason he thinks that he'll be treated "in kind" by evil dictators around the globe.

#11058
1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Putin would wack his ass the minute he landed because he would no longer be of value. Putin has to be pissed that Trump failed to get reelected. It really fucked up his Special Operation.

Putin would treat him like Valerian, except for having lost in a struggle against his enemy, tfg willingly offers himself up to our enemy.  He'd be a pet curiosity for Putin.  I could see Putin putting tfg on a leash and parading him around the Kremlin. 

#11059
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lulz, does this same person say Covid 19 was no big deal since we already had Covids 1-18?

He thinks the coronavirus was given gain of function on its ability to mutate, when confronted with the flu and its natural mutation ability he stated a contradictory word salad. The flu is natural you see but the coronavirus was engineered. Also Rand Paul is a doctor (ps just an eye surgeon) so he is the only one that knows about the virus 

Dude is brainwashed, 100% repeats what Trump says, I just point and laugh at him. If you guys think you hate me I turn it to 11 on him.

#11060
1 hour ago, linux said:

He thinks the coronavirus was given gain of function on its ability to mutate, when confronted with the flu and its natural mutation ability he stated a contradictory word salad. The flu is natural you see but the coronavirus was engineered. Also Rand Paul is a doctor (ps just an eye surgeon) so he is the only one that knows about the virus 

Dude is brainwashed, 100% repeats what Trump says, I just point and laugh at him. If you guys think you hate me I turn it to 11 on him.

As the son of an eye surgeon who now has anti-vaxx tendencies...dammit.

#11061
No he wouldn't.  Trump makes Russia's greatest adversary fight itself.  He will forever be useful to Russia.  If Trump ever flees the U.S., he will be set up as a President in exile, with Russia amplifying his messages to the MAGAs in the U.S.
Understood, but once he lands in Russia, Putin can take complete control of the narrative and have his minions post for Donald alive or secretly dead. Can't have fat boy whining about his life in Russia.

That any of this is even plausible enough to warranty a discussion is insane.
#11062
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

As the son of an eye surgeon who now has anti-vaxx tendencies...dammit.

Dad is a never trumper up to date on his covid vaccines, lucked out on that one.

#11063
1 hour ago, The Dog said:
NEW: Fulton County DA has advised several of Trump’s co-defendants that they should surrender at the jail around 3am ET if they want a quick turnaround on their booking because it could take hours during the day, per ppl familiar. Potentially some surrenders in early hours.

 

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#11064
1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Donny fleeing to Russia would be the absolute funniest thing that could possibly happen. 

 Not as funny as him getting convicted and sent to prison, then being seen in prison garb without makeup or hair dye. 

#11065
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Only if we encourage them to defect with him. Let them truly see what living under an authoritarian oligarchy looks like. They’d last a week, if that, before they beg to come back. 

We're already in a form of oligarchy where corporations are running the government. Not too far away from authoritarian rule either. Most of us may know what it's like to live in that in America in our lifetime. 

#11066
47 minutes ago, Goredho said:

No he wouldn't.  Trump makes Russia's greatest adversary fight itself.  He will forever be useful to Russia.  If Trump ever flees the U.S., he will be set up as a President in exile, with Russia amplifying his message to the MAGAs in the U.S.

So, this part would not change.

#11067
47 minutes ago, Goredho said:

No he wouldn't.  Trump makes Russia's greatest adversary fight itself.  He will forever be useful to Russia.  If Trump ever flees the U.S., he will be set up as a President in exile, with Russia amplifying his messages to the MAGAs in the U.S.

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#11068
2 hours ago, The Dog said:
NEW: Fulton County DA has advised several of Trump’s co-defendants that they should surrender at the jail around 3am ET if they want a quick turnaround on their booking because it could take hours during the day, per ppl familiar. Potentially some surrenders in early hours.

 

I'm sure his Assistant In Charge of Druggage will adjust the Adderall and coke supply accordingly.

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#11069
Attorneys for Jenna Ellis, who played a prominent role in Trump’s attempts to overturn the 2020 election in Georgia but has since lamented that he isn't covering their legal bills, have just arrived at Fani Willis's office.

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#11070
2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Only if we encourage them to defect with him. Let them truly see what living under an authoritarian oligarchy looks like. They’d last a week, if that, before they beg to come back. 

Then they'd get a first hand education on what it means to be a conscript.

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#11071
46 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Fun fact (for those who missed it).  That's Gustavo Fring on the left

 

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#11072
4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

*flicks toothpick*

Scott Hall, one of former Trump’s 18 co-defendants who works as a bail bondsman in Atlanta, has turned himself in to the Fulton County jail, according to the jail’s online database. This is the first known defendant in Trump case to surrender.

 

This guy?

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#11074
35 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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i had never seen a person actually shrink in real time before until this happened. it was surreal.

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#11075
1 minute ago, Longhorn94 said:

i had never seen a person actually shrink in real time before until this happened. it was surreal.

Like a DOG!

#11076
3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Trump wouldn't have the balls to murder someone.  Have someone murdered?  Yeah.  Do the deed himself?  Nah.

You mean like when at all his rallies he promotes physical violence as a way to handle protestors?

He's doing this to set up a defense later once he uses SocMed in a way they revoke his bail.  He can say he thought the bail was just for flight.   

 

 

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Looks like Greg Abbott BBQ ("most important thing about BBQ is the sauce") or John Cornyn brisket to me.

#11077
2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Donny fleeing to Russia would be the absolute funniest thing that could possibly happen. 

I mean... y'all all do realize that literally everything he said in that tweet was sarcasm, right? He was saying it to poke fun at the people who think he'd do it.

I'd have thought the "fly coach nobody would recognize me" bit in there would make that obvious, but...

#11078
34 minutes ago, dcbc said:

 

Fun fact (for those who missed it).  That's Gustavo Fring on the left

 

a.k.a. "the only guy in this picture who still has a career"

#11079
4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I mean... y'all all do realize that literally everything he said in that tweet was sarcasm, right? He was saying it to poke fun at the people who think he'd do it.

I'd have thought the "fly coach nobody would recognize me" bit in there would make that obvious, but...

Rimbo, I promise nobody needs you to bring the sarcasm detector.

#11080
3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Rimbo, I promise nobody needs you to bring the sarcasm detector.

Sure about that? Because it really looks to me like most of the past couple of pages be filled with people who need to recalibrate theirs.

"omg he actually said it"

"if he did Putin would kill him"

etc etc etc

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#11082

I realize he was being sarcastic, but Donald Trump isn't smart enough to not let his real thoughts and fears ooze out through sarcasm. 

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#11083
5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Sure about that? Because it really looks to me like most of the past couple of pages be filled with people who need to recalibrate theirs.

"omg he actually said it"

"if he did Putin would kill him"

etc etc etc

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#11085
10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Sure about that? Because it really looks to me like most of the past couple of pages be filled with people who need to recalibrate theirs.

"omg he actually said it"

"if he did Putin would kill him"

etc etc etc

Dude...

#11087

seriously, have you not been paying attention? of course it was sarcasm. and also of course thats how he starts everything - sarcastically testing the waters, talking about everything out in the open, no one believes anyone would be dumb enough to do that but then holy shit, it actually works for this guy to do it that way and then finally, i cant believe he did exactly what he told us he was going to do when he said it in that sarcastic tweet X number of months ago. 

 

i mean people, and this guys even more so, tell you what they are thinking if you pay attention and believe them.

#11088
1 minute ago, Longhorn94 said:

seriously, have you not been paying attention? of course it was sarcasm. and also of course thats how he starts everything - sarcastically testing the waters, talking about everything out in the open, no one believes anyone would be dumb enough to do that but then holy shit, it actually works for this guy to do it that way and then finally, i cant believe he did exactly what he told us he was going to do when he said it in that sarcastic tweet X number of months ago. 

 

i mean people, and this guys even more so, tell you what they are thinking if you pay attention and believe them.

And you thought he was being sarcastic then?

the defense... somewhat smugly... rests its case

#11089

Today is the day the government is supposed to respond to the issue of witnesses testifying before the DC grand jury in the Florida case.  Must say I am interested in that, because at first blush, it sure looks like the government was violating its own policies, if not the law.  I hope they have a good explanation.  The best part of it may be under seal, though.

Also worth noting for those inclined to panic about Cannon denying the governments' motions to seal, Chutkan did it too.

MINUTE ORDER as to DONALD J. TRUMP: The government's 24 Sealed Motion for Leave to Submit Exhibit Ex Parte and Under Seal is hereby DENIED without prejudice. Signed by Judge Tanya S. Chutkan on 8/10/2023. (zjd)

 
#11091
2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Today is the day the government is supposed to respond to the issue of witnesses testifying before the DC grand jury in the Florida case.  Must say I am interested in that, because at first blush, it sure looks like the government was violating its own policies, if not the law.  I hope they have a good explanation.  The best part of it may be under seal, though.

Also worth noting for those inclined to panic about Cannon denying the governments' motions to seal, Chutkan did it too.

MINUTE ORDER as to DONALD J. TRUMP: The government's 24 Sealed Motion for Leave to Submit Exhibit Ex Parte and Under Seal is hereby DENIED without prejudice. Signed by Judge Tanya S. Chutkan on 8/10/2023. (zjd)

 

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#11092
ALERT: Mark Meadows files "emergency motion" in federal court seeking judge's order to "protect Mr. Meadows from arrest" in Fulton County casegov.uscourts.gand.319225.17.0.pdf (https://t.co/BTHgFSYHyb)

 

#11093
3 minutes ago, The Dog said:
ALERT: Mark Meadows files "emergency motion" in federal court seeking judge's order to "protect Mr. Meadows from arrest" in Fulton County casegov.uscourts.gand.319225.17.0.pdf (https://t.co/BTHgFSYHyb)

 

heh, good fucking luck with that...

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#11094
3 minutes ago, The Dog said:
ALERT: Mark Meadows files "emergency motion" in federal court seeking judge's order to "protect Mr. Meadows from arrest" in Fulton County casegov.uscourts.gand.319225.17.0.pdf (https://t.co/BTHgFSYHyb)

 

Bird Lol GIF

#11095
49 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

a.k.a. "the only guy in this picture who still has a career"

Well, Eddie Murphy has a net worth of over 200 Million dollars and still is acting.  Is his recent work up there with Trading Places?  No.  But it's work and You People isn't exactly the worst thing I've seen this year.  

#11096
3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Know there is an O/U on Trump's weight at booking.  We got an O/U on total weight of all conspirators?

Anyone have a site that is taking this bet?  i'm on betonline.ag and it's not offered there.

#11097
30 minutes ago, The Dog said:
ALERT: Mark Meadows files "emergency motion" in federal court seeking judge's order to "protect Mr. Meadows from arrest" in Fulton County casegov.uscourts.gand.319225.17.0.pdf (https://t.co/BTHgFSYHyb)

 

 

TV gif. At the top reads the text, “Congress to like 30 Republicans implicated in the Jan 6 hearings.” Oprah Winfrey stands on stage, pointing at the audience and saying enthusiastically, “You goin’ to jail, you goin’ to jail, everybody goin’ to jail.”

#11098
1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

I mean... y'all all do realize that literally everything he said in that tweet was sarcasm, right? He was saying it to poke fun at the people who think he'd do it.

I'd have thought the "fly coach nobody would recognize me" bit in there would make that obvious, but...

Yeah kinda like that time that he kept poking fun at Bill Maher because he kept saying Trump would try to stay in the White House past his term…

#11099

An "emergency motion to protect from arrest"?  SHIT!  It's legal genius!  Why has nobody considered this before?

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