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4 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Jenna looks way too happy for someone who is about to go to prison

That first prison door-slam slams heavy.

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21 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's clear who realizes they are fucked and those who are still living in la-la land.

 

 

 

 

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Yep that’s why.

"DAMN THOSE RIGGERS!!!!"

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I like what I know of Jack Smith.  I'm rooting for Jack Smith.  I hope Jack Smith and his minions do everything above-board and by-the-book and kick Trump's teeth in in the process.

The US government has a distressing habit of not always doing that in criminal cases.  The above-board and by-the-book part I mean.  They're pretty good at kicking people's teeth in.

Yup.  There is a reason that Bill Ayers was left free to roam around Chicago instead of being convicted as a bombing terrorist Weatherman.    And that reason was the DOJ and the FBI absolutely shitting all over the constitution and its amendments in the handling of the case.   They lied to judges, and illegally wire-tapped all kinds of things. It was so bad that the prosecution was totally suspended due to the misbehavior and malfeasance.

Prosecutors everywhere routinely violate the law. They are normally convicting fish in a barrel, three or four time losers with overworked indigent counsel to represent them.   It is in big cases like this one, with capable, expensive, private representation that problems usually are found.

Jack Smith does not seem stupid. Or at least not arrogant enough to do something stupid when the eyes of the entire world are on your prosecution.   That scrutiny is the main thing that makes me think DOJ will play above board on this one. There are too many eyes and too many people dedicated to finding fault watching Smith for him to play fast and loose.

Yeah these fucking assholes smiling think they’re invincible (and using this to further troll, see the idiot using his mugshot as the profile pic).

Make these bastards ROT in jail!!!

6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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Don't any of you all give the clicks to these two jackasses, you already have heard all the bullshit over and over and over again.  Don't wade into it again.  

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

His lawyers are gonna be watching that like Nic Cage in 8 MM.

True story, without knowing the plot, took a first date to that movie.  Not great.  

1 hour ago, G650 said:

 

I ain't been booked in a right good while, but i don't ever recall getting weighed

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11 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Don't any of you all give the clicks to these two jackasses, you already have heard all the bullshit over and over and over again.  Don't wade into it again.  

What's amazing is don't even know where you would find Carlson anymore.  Deplatforming works

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Kutti is a publicist based in Chicago who worked with R. Kelly and Kanye West and recently was an Illinois pot lobbyist.

Okay, kids, listen up. It’s very important to choose your clients carefully in this business. Now, a little multiple choice test. Which client is most likely to get you sent to prison:

A. Pedophile musician who’ll piss on kids

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42 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Jack Smith does not seem stupid. Or at least not arrogant enough to do something stupid when the eyes of the entire world are on your prosecution.   That scrutiny is the main thing that makes me think DOJ will play above board on this one. There are too many eyes and too many people dedicated to finding fault watching Smith for him to play fast and loose.

Plus Trump and Co. seem dumb as fuck and are just handing them these cases and the evidence on a platter.  Just lobbing it over home plate for Jack Smith.

 

Theoretically, the Tucker Trumpfest will air at 7:55 CDT at this link:

 

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C. Weed cartel
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I remember the first day of Law School running through various scenarios in a flow chart fashion. What do we want to do: "Sue em"
Can we sue them? " yes"

Do they have money? " A, B, C Yes!!!" "D hell fucking no; run away"
10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It still astounds me how so many southern rednecks worship this rich, loudmouth jackass from New York City.

Enemy of my enemy and whatnot. 

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3 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

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You are one sick dude.  I wouldn't fuck Sydney Powell with Rex Kramer's dick.

1 hour ago, grazinhorn said:

ho lee fuk I always thought the Elevation people around where I live were a little creepy.  I get it now - thanks for the list.

Those numbers are way low for the preachers listed in the 3-5 million dollar category. They’ve grifted much more than that.

5 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Those numbers are way low for the preachers listed in the 3-5 million dollar category. They’ve grifted much more than that.

That’s ‘reported’ money

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22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You are one sick dude.  I wouldn't fuck Sydney Powell with Rex Kramer's dick.

. . . or Rex Kramer with Sidney Powell's dick?

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hollywood Squares has really gone downhill these days 

Goddammit. I had a shitty Insurrection Squares joke all lined up.

19 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Those numbers are way low for the preachers listed in the 3-5 million dollar category. They’ve grifted much more than that.

I get that, but I had this impression of Elevation being this sorta regional NC thing and not in a bunch of places where there was a lot of $$$.  It was surprising to see that dude on the list of top money preachers, regardless of the number.  I guess I'm still not well calibrated on the idea that the grift can be even more effective on those folks without the $.

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Maybe he's trying to popularize the spelling.

 

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YAY!  So glad he's back to "stollen".  

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7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, the real place to bring up grand jury misconduct is a motion to quash/dismiss the indictment, where the burden will be on Trump/Nauta.  I'm not sure there's really anything she can do at this stage, legitimately, at least.

But, you gotta admit, when the government shows you grand jury testimony from another district right after filing a superseding indictment in your district, that' does raise some questions.  Questions really only the government can answer.

Explains the 12(b)(6) footnote.  Doesn't make the FN right, but . . . .

 

I'm not going to pretend this was something I remotely am familiar with.  My experience with all things criminal is appellate, and in over twenty years of doing it, I've never seen any sort of grand-jury-related issue show up.  And sometimes, burdens of proof are weird, especially when they go hand-in-hand with presumptions.  So while the Government is in the best position to answer the court's question, and a Federal judge is going to ask away without regard to that kind of thing, it made me feel better about the Gov't's position to see those two things working in its favor.

I don't like this high-angle they're using for the camera. It's the selfie pose that makes everyone look better. We need a low-angle shot to really show all the neck fat on these bastards.

54 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You are one sick dude.  I wouldn't fuck Sydney Powell with Rex Kramer's dick.

I've got her #2.

The cat lady thousand yard stare implies a level of crazy that can be a real asset in the sack.

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12 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I don't like this high-angle they're using for the camera. It's the selfie pose that makes everyone look better. We need a low-angle shot to really show all the neck fat on these bastards.

I figure that the camera angle is designed to make it easy to identify people, that seems like the point of a mug shot. Lots of these are super overexposed which seems odd.

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1 minute ago, pantone159 said:

I figure that the camera angle is designed to make it easy to identify people, that seems like the point of a mug shot. Lots of these are super overexposed which seems odd.

Have you seen the flash on those cameras?

 

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3 hours ago, speed817 said:

Jenna looks way too happy for someone who is about to go to prison

Maybe she just likes to eat pussy

4 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Have you seen the flash on those cameras?

Fortunately, no.

5 hours ago, NAVY said:

Ass to ass 

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Jenna the only one of the whole bunch who knew that the antidote to high flash is 10x normal application of makeup.  Is there some Getting Booked for Dummies book?

11 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

Fortunately, no.

Let's just say that they shouldn't be using a flash, because most of them clearly don't know how to use it.

Of course, them fucking up the usage of a powerful flash also gives us crazy-eyed mugshots that show us every little flaw in their faces.

But yeah, try giving a police photographer a few recommendations on how to use a flash and watch them ask if the boys need to come in and restrain you.

21 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

I figure that the camera angle is designed to make it easy to identify people, that seems like the point of a mug shot. Lots of these are super overexposed which seems odd.

OK, sure. But that doesn't help me in mocking these fucking traitors. 

I think those guys sponsored my little league team until one dude got lupus.  

57 minutes ago, Genco said:

I've got her #2.

The cat lady thousand yard stare implies a level of crazy that can be a real asset in the sack.

If I'm not mistaken, she is also from Coffee County, and there isn't much to do there beyond meth, election interference, and sex.  Not sure if I have that in the correct order or not, but meth is probably #1.  And this isn't Walter White type stuff, it's trailer park bath tub meth, made with swamp well water.  

20 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think those guys sponsored my little league team until one dude got lupus.  

i was led to understand that its never lupus

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Explains the 12(b)(6) footnote.  Doesn't make the FN right, but . . . .

 

I'm not going to pretend this was something I remotely am familiar with.  My experience with all things criminal is appellate, and in over twenty years of doing it, I've never seen any sort of grand-jury-related issue show up.  And sometimes, burdens of proof are weird, especially when they go hand-in-hand with presumptions.  So while the Government is in the best position to answer the court's question, and a Federal judge is going to ask away without regard to that kind of thing, it made me feel better about the Gov't's position to see those two things working in its favor.

Yeah, me either, it's weird stuff and I guess a lot more geographic "spread" to districts, crimes, venues, and grand juries.  Judging from the briefing, though, there's a pretty fair amount of case law on it.

Yeah, and what we really want to avoid here is anything that leads to a credible argument that the indictment should be dismissed.  Now that the gubmint has explained, seems all good.  Cannon may kiss the donkey on it.

7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i was led to understand that its never lupus

In this case, it's lupus.

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