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So, I have to ask.  If he's as wealthy as he brags about, why is he using a bail bondsman?

 

 

 

 

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Lol right at 7:30

LMFAOOO 215?????


LMFAOOOOOO


FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT TWO TIERED BULLSHIT ASS SYSTEM

Self reported shit. Why give this fucker any breaks, grow some balls DAs office

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Big mad 

Fake 

 

Edited by Neonmoon

not a chance hes 215 none nada zero

but wtf would they lie for him about this

Since he's had such a weight loss program going, I wonder if he will stop on the way back to the airport at McDonalds, get a McFlurry or some nuggets.  I mean, you have to treat yourself every now and again.  

had to mistype, switched the 3 for a 2

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Big mad 

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6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Is there a way I can neg this just to get the finger emoji, but not actually neg you?  Asking for everyone.

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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lots of money down the drain.  Bookies are happy

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Apparently it’s fake. Nevermind 

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Just now, Neonmoon said:

Apparently it’s fake. Nevermind 

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10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Look at that tiny oh so grumpy hand ! 

Yeah just realized that’s fake.

He had a red tie on while deplaning.

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I am 6'3" and 213 as of last week. For me to look like Trump I'd have to fill a dufflebag full of horse shit and strap it on in front in "GET PREGNANT" mode.

IYKYK. Half-right FACE.

So, I have to ask.  If he's as wealthy as he brags about, why is he using a bail bondsman?
 
 
 
 

#1 on Trump’s Rules — always use other people’s money when at all possible

Weight, 215?

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Dumbass just put a big spotlight on his weight that no one believes.

8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am 6'3" and 213 as of last week. For me to look like Trump I'd have to fill a dufflebag full of horse shit and strap it on in front in "GET PREGNANT" mode.

IYKYK. Half-right FACE.

5'10 and 220 and working my way down lately.  Hypothetically, I'd beat the wrankles out that old muthafucka, and look good doing it by physical comparison.  He's neither that height nor that weight.

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Watching MSNBC.  Trump started speaking at the airport and they didn't bother cutting the audio over to him.  Good for them for waiting to watch it, and not giving him a live platform.

I am 6' 3" and about 210.

I once got up to 245.

I have never, ever been anywhere near as fat as Donald Trump.

1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

and maybe his merkin...

Can you imagine that swirly comb-over?

215 is a little heavy for a 6-3 combo guard, but he makes up for it with those great ball-handling fingers.  

Also, to be DeSantis or Vivek right now.  More people are watching a plane sit idle on a tarmac than not only watched them debate, but will vote for either of them combined.

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Can you imagine that swirly comb-over?

Do I have to?

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I mean, you could cut both of Trump's arms off and he'd still weigh more than 215.

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Just now, TexArcher said:

I mean, you could cut both of Trump's arms off and he'd still weigh more than 215.

Go on 

I've been practicing criminal law for over a decade and never once I have I seen someone weighed during booking. I have no idea why the entire world including the myriad internet experts just assumed they weigh during bookings. Did the county indicate they were going to?

38 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Since he's had such a weight loss program going, I wonder if he will stop on the way back to the airport at McDonalds, get a McFlurry or some nuggets.  I mean, you have to treat yourself every now and again.  

Mcflurry machine would be broken.

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Finally, those white dude long beards are out. This isn’t 2013 anymore. 

He's just getting ready to defend Little Round Top.

8 hours ago, F250 said:

Strong Heaven's Gate vibe.

Not strong enough. 

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Holy shit, is that mugshot airbrushed??

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