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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

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5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

 

For real this time.

 

Cracking Up Lol GIF

What a reptile looking ass bastard.

39 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am 6'3" and 213 as of last week. For me to look like Trump I'd have to fill a dufflebag full of horse shit and strap it on in front in "GET PREGNANT" mode.

IYKYK. Half-right FACE.

I’m a few inches shorter and 5 pounds heavier, and yeah Trump makes me look good.  I have gotten up to 230, and even being a few inches shorter, didn’t really look fat, and would have had to strap on a fake gut/waist to look as fat as Trump.

His makeup artiste stirred in some extra carpet fibers upstairs knowing how the lighting would be.  Or maybe took some thinsulate out of an old vest.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Notice they got the exposure right on his mugshot. 

34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

And the measurements Lamar Jackson as well. Serious business.

 

 

I guess I'm back down to my chemo weight of 125 lbs...

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19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

How long did he rehearse that grimacing face?


 

 

 

Jesus, I didn't realize Cedric Tillman and Lamar Jackson were such gigantic fat pieces of shit.  Maybe Trump should wear shoulder pads for a slimming look?

I'm either 6'7 245 or 5'4 320, I haven't decided which yet.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I mean......

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Can you guys spot the difference?

Throwing out 215 was smart.  When he catches a bunch of shit he can just say that he said 250 and they must have misunderstood it.

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

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MTG is in the bail racket now? 

33 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Notice they got the exposure right on his mugshot. 

Jail time for the Blacks for Trump guy might merit its own documentary. Subscribed.

13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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Sorry, deleted the trump image I posted here. Fuck that guy. No need to feature his mug 

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carry on 

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I have to ask.  If he's as wealthy as he brags about, why is he using a bail bondsman?

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:


#1 on Trump’s Rules — always use other people’s money when at all possible

$180k today is more valuable to the Trump PAC than $200k after the trial (and likely after the election).

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Isn’t lying in court a felony ?

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 


He’s risking spending a weekend in jail 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Fuckface posted on Twitter

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not strong enough. 

Boom!

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11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

But.... He did surrender. Hence the mug shot.

33 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Jail time for the Blacks for Trump guy might merit its own documentary. Subscribed.

Read he was recently charged with assault of FBI agents. These biscuit bakers never learn.

1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

But.... He did surrender. Hence the mug shot.

Yeah, curious choice of words for the Donald.  Even the headline on Foxnews was "Trump Surrenders to Fulton County Officials."  

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Read he was recently charged with assault of FBI agents. These biscuit bakers never learn.

For a minute I was thinking in my Wes Mantooth voice, "Oh c'mon, even the crazy mayor guy with the hair shit got posted bail!"  But yeah, he'll get a raw deal compared to the white people, but pro tip---you're up for a RICO trial, stay 500' away from anybody in the FBI.  

21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

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21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

funny that he would post that regarding a photo taken when he did surrender to authorities, because of his election interference

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, is that mugshot airbrushed??

No, his face is. 

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51 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

Should say Like a Dog below his mugshot.

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I’m looking at YOU, Nattering Nabobs of Negativity...   Your mojo, once strong, has now failed me!!

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He is declassifying the camera …

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Camera. Man. Orange. Cunt. 

Somebody's Wheaties were pissed in

Meanwhile, this is what MAGA thinks of him, complete with Qanon imagery

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Meanwhile, this is what MAGA thinks of him, complete with Qanon imagery

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So... what's happening here?

In my head, that's Marty McFly behind the wheel of Delorean heading straight for shitheel.

Here’s the rest of the story. Trump was allowed to self record his measurements in advance and provide them to Fulton County. He shaved off 30-40 pounds because he can’t be honest about anything.

So... what's happening here?
In my head, that's Marty McFly behind the wheel of Delorean heading straight for shitheel.

Did…did he take dozens of mega shits all over the street?
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