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Man, I sure spent a shit-ton of energy trying to avoid breaking the law in my life.  How depressing.

As an executive board member of a halfway house and a member of the recovery community, there’s nothing that makes me cringe like hearing someone say “well, I caught a case. . .”

No, motherfucker. Cases aren’t like fly balls, or stray bullets. You EARNED a case.

trump EARNED a case.
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I am utterly certain Maddow, Hayes, Reid and O’Donnell post in this forum.

The fart sniffing giggles on the wall to wall MSNBC coverage are the exact tone of the CR.

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Shut up, fuck headed retard 

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I am utterly certain Maddow, Hayes, Reid and O’Donnell post in this forum.

The fart sniffing giggles on the wall to wall MSNBC coverage are the exact tone of the CR.

While that's probably true, I think you gravely underestimate how many former Republicans also post in this forum, are gravely cheering for Trump's demise, and will once again rise to significant prominence in Texas GOP politics once that piece of human shit is dead and gone.  Did you really think we were gonna let the shortbus folks take over the party once the trumps and patricks of the world were gone away?  

 

Having said that, I appreciate your sense of humor.  

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Shut up, fuck headed retard 

which one...Trump or Incredulity? 

LoL hunter Biden laptop cost him 17 points at the polls 😂

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9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Maddow sock found

if it's filled with cum, that's fair.  'Cause I do think she has a dick. 

Bwhaahahahahahahhahah

his disclaimer clause - Don’t trust our math 

 

😂😂😂😂😂

Fuck this stupid puto. 

I listened to PBS about this and it was about the criminality of his catch and kill of stories and the way they paid for them and accounted for them in their business records.  The thing I wonder is if he will get to move the trial out of Manhattan. New Yorkers from there hate his fucking ass and consider him an embarrassment to the city, state and nation. They are sick that he represents them as an example of a "New York" businessman.

3 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

The thing I wonder is if he will get to move the trial out of Manhattan.

Not Gonna Happen No Way GIF by CBC

"We don't need banks"

I am honestly intrigued, bullshit aside, on how he's going to continue his real estate empire based on a capital stack comprised solely of 100% GP equity.  It hasn't been done in several hundred years of western civilization.  But if anybody can do it, it's this Godly Man!  We are living the days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

47 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

CNN/MSNBC, etc covering dip shit's "speech" live makes me ragey as fuck.  

I swear they want him to get elected POTUS.  Tape it, show his really shitty sections, and move along.  Giving him live, primetime coverage is fucking criminal.  Fuck all of them. 

And they’ll be on Morning Joe complaining about it tomorrow just like they were today. They complain about giving Trump all this free air time while go they right along giving him fucking free air time. It’s maddening. I tuned into Anderson Cooper 360 an hour ago, saw they were covering Trump’s mini-rally, and tuned out. Fuck that.

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

There’s no way he can survive 8+ more months of this.  

He probably can, but it is going to be most unpleasant for him.  Unpleasant like no one has ever seen.

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

There’s no way he can survive 8+ more months of this.  

8 months?  It's 19 months until the general.  In several posts, under a different handle, I said that Trump would become gravely ill between the RNC and the General and he did.  Shoulda died from Covid.  He will never take his own life.  But between his age, health, stress from non-stop fundraising, non-stop campaigning, and non-stop legal trouble...he will absolutely collapse dead in the Summer/Autumn of 2024.  Every single living former President still has plain clothes secret service do their grocery shopping for them and they never announce if they're gonna eat at a hotel/resort...they just show up so nobody can pre-plan anything shady.  

That would be true of a normal person.  Most people are drained of energy when they are engaged in conflict.  Trump strangely gains energy from it.

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

he will absolutely collapse dead in the Summer/Autumn of 2024

I’ll take the don’t

no way we all get off that easy

34 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I listened to PBS about this and it was about the criminality of his catch and kill of stories and the way they paid for them and accounted for them in their business records.  The thing I wonder is if he will get to move the trial out of Manhattan. New Yorkers from there hate his fucking ass and consider him an embarrassment to the city, state and nation. They are sick that he represents them as an example of a "New York" businessman.

He’s every negative stereotype rolled up into one. It amazes me how people from other parts of the country where they ostensibly hate New Yorkers can even stand him let alone identify with him. 

fair point, but physiology is physiology.  He cannot possibly sustain the negative fueling process 18 months from now that he did in the 84 months prior.  He does seem more relaxed, slimmer, and perhaps more at ease.  But his new legal woes are just starting to hit him, plus his usual circle of adorers has grown quite smaller.  His ego will fill the void, but biology will play a role.  He does eat negativity and shit it out like roughage, I'll give him that.  But back him into a corner legally, and see what he's capable of I say.  I think he dies naturally and rather soon.  Our new problem begins after that, 35% of the country refusing to believe he's actually dead.  Start your screenplays folks...

That would be true of a normal person.  Most people are drained of energy when they are engaged in conflict.  Trump strangely gains energy from it.

So that certainly was true pre-2020, but if you watched him tonight (and really since he announced his candidacy) it’s obvious that he’s lost his fastball. That man is going through it.

The thing about Trump is that he gets away with a lot more than we all would.  Frustrates the shit out of me.
As a lawyer, if I tried to pull the delay stunts he does, some hair trigger judge would be sure to teach me a lesson.  If I walked off with classified documents I’d be busting rocks in the penitentiary.   Any of us here would have already gone to jail if we pulled a third of the business crap that he has done. If I had unprotected sex with a porn star there is no doubt in my mind at minimum I would have at minimum gotten a severe case of the crabs. 

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

I am utterly certain Maddow, Hayes, Reid and O’Donnell post in this forum.

The fart sniffing giggles on the wall to wall MSNBC coverage are the exact tone of the CR.

They're laughing it up over on MSNBC right now.  

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

They're laughing it up over on MSNBC right now.  

I swear to God, you are legitimately retarded.

17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I’ll take the don’t

no way we all get off that easy

Don't worry, he'll stay alive long enough for you to vote for him for a third time.

7 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

You do know he's giving some televised thing tonight from Mar-A-Lago.

 

 

How much is he charging for PPV?

12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


So that certainly was true pre-2020, but if you watched him tonight (and really since he announced his candidacy) it’s obvious that he’s lost his fastball. That man is going through it.

Yeah, he is usually the catalyst of conflict.  During his presidency, he often was not but enjoyed near-complete immunity from consequences.

Now, the conflict is coming to him and he cant control it, his usual tactics are failing, and the specter of consequences looms.  

The guy has gotten kicked in the balls repeatedly and often since leaving office.  And the pipe-hitters haven't even started yet.

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I never really thought about it until now, and not judging during Holy Week...that's Jesus' job...

But there will be at least 1000+ Americans who have, on their tombstone:

Their name, date of birth, date of death.  And that they voted for Donald Trump 3 times.  I promise you, it'll number in the thousands before all is said and done.  Think about how fucking pathetic that is, but there it'll be in stone...for all eternity.  Jesus Fucking Christ, you fucking pathetic children.  To be so proud of such stupidity.  And literally thousands of you will commit it to masonry.  Millions of you will commit it to stickers at least.  And for most of you, Easter will come and go and you'll remember this week was the persecution of your shitbag hero and then have a ham and say something about that dead Jewish guy that did that thing a few years back.  Wow, what your grandparents must think of you in their graves.  If they ever think of you at all.  

Lindsey Graham totally fundraising off this lol...

apparently if you donate at lindseygrahamdotcom it doesn't go to Lindsey, it goes to Trump.

 

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4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

I always love when the polite troll pretends he was just born this morning.

He’s so coming back as Honkey Vape next week after he gets run off again. 

12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Don't worry, he'll stay alive long enough for you to vote for him for a third time.

He'll just vote for the dead guy.  Problem solved!  All hail President Melania!

Yes, but is it eligible for a 1500% match?

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2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Republicans: The DA is stretching the law to lock up a man they don’t like 

Black Americans:

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46 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

If I had unprotected sex with a porn star there is no doubt in my mind at minimum I would have at minimum gotten a severe case of the crabs. 

I prefer the '80s ladies as well.

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, but is it eligible for a 1500% match?

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Swear to god my aunts pushing 80 are involved in his PR, because the font colors and changes and underlines and bolds look like their forwarded emails. 

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10 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He would make more money selling guilty shirts, a la Brian Bozworth.

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

That seems like the least likely outcome.  

This thing is 11 separate payments, all illegal under the same questionable interpretation.

The verdicts will be all or nothing.

When I said handful, I meant my sized hands.  Not his.

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