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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why is WADE in all caps?

When you gaze into the abyss that is Trump's grammar, the abyss gazes back into you.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why is WADE in all caps?

He's an EDGE rusher.

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Powell seems like the sort of dumbass to NOT take the deal.

1.  She takes the plea, she walks free, but trailed by MAGAts 24-7 screaming threats at her.

2. She goes to trial and goes to jail.

 

 

It's really a question of "which prison do you prefer, Miss Powell?"

 

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And away we go:

 

 

 

 

 

 

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terms of the plea deal:

 

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The next Georgia conspirator to guilty up shoulds get jail and 1.5 x the list ‘o penalties above. Ad nauseam 

Lets get the rush to cop a plea going 

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16 minutes ago, Goredho said:

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Trump has probably met him numerous times, but likely doesn't remember his name, and is also way too much of a dim bulb to fire off a line such as "Scott HALL is The Bad Guy" in his daily 3am ragetweet from the shitter.

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

The next Georgia conspirator to guilty up shoulds get jail and 1.5 x the list ‘o penalties above. Ad nauseam 

Lets the the rush to cop a plea going 

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3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Powell seems like the sort of dumbass to NOT take the deal.

My money on not taking a plea is Chesboro, and he's the guy to get the max sentencing across the board.  

My other pick would be Ellis, because she was too stupid to work in traffic court as a lawyer.  

29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

And away we go:

 

 

 

 

 

 

As a condition of the plea he will have to face Goldberg in a ladder/taser match.

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Trump has probably met him numerous times, but likely doesn't remember his name, and is also way too much of a dim bulb to fire off a line such as "Scott HALL is The Bad Guy" in his daily 3am ragetweet from the shitter.

But seriously, Scott Hall had a pretty bad death last year. He fell and broke his hip at home in 2022 and then lay there in agony for days unable to call for help until DDP found him, but it was too late

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To serve as a reminder, Scott Hall is in the bottom left corner.

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Put it on a shirt
sell under a tent in the Southeast
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Hell you could even put "Hey Joe", instead of "Hey Yo" on the front

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So Hall is alleged to be a conspirator in the Coffee County voting machine deal.  The prime target there is one Sidney Powell.

59 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So Hall is alleged to be a conspirator in the Coffee County voting machine deal.  The prime target there is one Sidney Powell.

 

He's no longer alleged if he pled guilty, correct?  

 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/scott-hall-becomes-first-co-defendant-to-take-a-deal-in-trumps-fulton-county-case?ref=home?ref=home

 

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Scott Hall, the former Fulton County Republican poll watcher and bail bondsman, has become the first of Donald Trump’s 18 co-defendants to take a plea agreement with Fulton County prosecutors in their sprawling racketeering case. 

Hall was initially charged with seven felonies for his connection to a breach of voting systems in Coffee County. In a Friday court appearance before Fulton County Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee, he pleaded guilty to five misdemeanor counts of “conspiracy to commit intentional interference with performance of election duties.”

 

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“Ultimately I do agree and find that there is a sufficient factual basis for the charges, and I find this guilty plea to be knowingly, voluntarily and intelligently entered,” McAfee said. The surprise proceedings were streamed live on McAfee’s YouTube channel.

The plea agreement puts Hall on probation for five years in exchange for a guilty plea on the five misdemeanors. He will also pay a $5,000 fine, issue a letter of apology to Georgia voters, serve 200 hours of community service, and agree to avoid activities related to polling or administering elections.

Perhaps most crucially for his 19 co-defendants, he also agreed to testify truthfully in all other proceedings related to the case.

 

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The plea deal is “a good sign for the prosecution,” according to former federal prosecutor Neama Rahmani.

“[Fulton County DA Fani] Willis doesn’t want to try 19 defendants,” Rahmani told The Daily Beast. “She wants 18 guilty pleas and one trial against Donald Trump.”

Hall’s deal marked the culmination of his own “prisoner’s dilemma-type situation,” said Rahmani.

 

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“It’s better for all the defendants if they hold the line and refuse to cooperate,” he went on. “But it’s better for each individual defendant to plead guilty and get little or no jail time. In fact, the defendants who plead earliest usually get the best deals. That’s why Hall got a no-time misdemeanor. Because he pleaded first and agreed to testify against the others.”

Hall may now have to contend with Trump calling him a “rat” on social media, but as a trial dates gets closer, there will be a lot of pressure on each defendant to take a deal and avoid prison. 

“Will they remain loyal to the former president?” Rahmani said. “Or flip to save themselves?”

Hall and others coordinated with local GOP officials in Coffee County to improperly access an election computer system to scour for evidence of supposed voter fraud, according to text messages first reported by The Daily Beast.

Hall’s admission that he “aided, abetted and encouraged” others “in willfully tampering with electronic ballot markers and tabulating machines,” could spell trouble, in particular, for Sidney Powell and Kenneth Chesebro, both Trump’s former election lawyers who have been charged with similar crimes.

The plea deal between prosecutors and Hall “is significant because he’s the first one to go,” Richard Serafini, a former senior prosecutor at the Department of Justice, told The Daily Beast. “The first domino has to fall before the others do. No one wants to be the first, and you sure don’t want to be the last.”

The question is, how much knowledge does Hall have about Trump that will be useful to prosecutors? Whatever the answer, Hall’s deal could potentially prompt a cascade, according to Serafini, who said, “Once the dam breaks, the dam is going.” 

“Assuming that the state has sufficient evidence, and it becomes obvious to the defendants that they’re likely to be convicted, we may see things start to open up even more,” he noted.

Chesebro and Powell have both maintained their innocence and are set to go to trial late next month however prosecutors indicated Friday that they’d likely be offered plea deals, too.

 

 

Who's next to flip?  My money is on Clark.

That dude is in over his head and I think he's finally about to realize it.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Who's next to flip?  My money is on Clark.

That dude is in over his head and I think he's finally about to realize it.

 

Right on cue:

 

 

 

 

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And the hits keep coming:

 

 

 

 

The train is a-coming, you treasonous fucksticks.  And it's gonna run right up your fucking assholes if you don't get right with the lord, and right quick.  Tick.  Tock.  Motherfuckers.

Maybe attempting to overthrow my fucking government by committing a stack of crimes a mile deep isn't a good idea, you fucking pieces of shit.

Cop: “you have the right to remain silent.”

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This seems kind of surprising:

 

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Oooops!

 

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First: How DARE you.

Second: If you really want to piss off Mark Mothersbaugh, tell him how much you love his song "Dare to be Stupid."

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Oh the Hunter gun felony cheerleaders about to be tied into knots.  

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

He's no longer alleged if he pled guilty, correct?  

 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/scott-hall-becomes-first-co-defendant-to-take-a-deal-in-trumps-fulton-county-case?ref=home?ref=home

 

 

 

 

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“It’s better for all the defendants if they hold the line and refuse to cooperate,” he went on. “But it’s better for each individual defendant to plead guilty and get little or no jail time. In fact, the defendants who plead earliest usually get the best deals. That’s why Hall got a no-time misdemeanor. Because he pleaded first and agreed to testify against the others.”

Hall may now have to contend with Trump calling him a “rat” on social media, but as a trial dates gets closer, there will be a lot of pressure on each defendant to take a deal and avoid prison. 

“Will they remain loyal to the former president?” Rahmani said. “Or flip to save themselves?”

Hall and others coordinated with local GOP officials in Coffee County to improperly access an election computer system to scour for evidence of supposed voter fraud, according to text messages first reported by The Daily Beast.

Hall’s admission that he “aided, abetted and encouraged” others “in willfully tampering with electronic ballot markers and tabulating machines,” could spell trouble, in particular, for Sidney Powell and Kenneth Chesebro, both Trump’s former election lawyers who have been charged with similar crimes.

The plea deal between prosecutors and Hall “is significant because he’s the first one to go,” Richard Serafini, a former senior prosecutor at the Department of Justice, told The Daily Beast. “The first domino has to fall before the others do. No one wants to be the first, and you sure don’t want to be the last.”

The question is, how much knowledge does Hall have about Trump that will be useful to prosecutors? Whatever the answer, Hall’s deal could potentially prompt a cascade, according to Serafini, who said, “Once the dam breaks, the dam is going.” 

“Assuming that the state has sufficient evidence, and it becomes obvious to the defendants that they’re likely to be convicted, we may see things start to open up even more,” he noted.

Chesebro and Powell have both maintained their innocence and are set to go to trial late next month however prosecutors indicated Friday that they’d likely be offered plea deals, too.

 

 

Well, yes, no longer alleged.  But the point of my post is that his cooperation will seem to be geared to exposing that whole deal.  Ol' Sid may get disbarred another way.

I'm going to guess a major factor in Hall's decision to plead is that I doubt he can continue a bail bond business as a felon.  Anything that would get him some misdemeanors was a big boost for him.

Same could be true for Clark.  Although I think his law license is already endangered.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Cop: “you have the right to remain silent.”

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Like I keep saying, not treason and not a death-penalty offense.  See how that works? 😬😬

20 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Oooops!

 

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Who's next to flip?  My money is on Clark.

That dude is in over his head and I think he's finally about to realize it.

That's a good guess because he seems like a pussy. I still can't believe he drafted that letter. Simply unbelievable.

26 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Oh the Hunter gun felony cheerleaders about to be tied into knots.  

This timeline is fucking bonkers. Bozo the clown, teletubby sun baby acid trip of a timeline. And it's not just this thing, which is minor and silly in it's own juxtaposition within the constellation of abject absurdity we are bombarded with. But wholly fuck, it just hit me how fucking bizarre the reality we live within has become. 

This timeline is fucking bonkers. Bozo the clown, teletubby sun baby acid trip of a timeline. And it's not just this thing, which is minor and silly in it's own juxtaposition within the constellation of abject absurdity we are bombarded with. But wholly fuck, it just hit me how fucking bizarre the reality we live within has become. 

Our alien overload writers have gotten lazy, but to be fair this show has had FAR too many seasons and I’m sure they’re bored to tears.

That or they’re laughing their asses off at their WWE steroids version of Curb your Enthusiasm…

Jail this law-flaunting malignant traitor now. NOW, goddamnit!

Put him in a cell for at least week before even considering allowing him to wear an anklet and to go home where he'd have to stay. 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Jail this law-flaunting malignant traitor now. NOW, goddamnit!

Put him in a cell for at least week before even considering allowing him to wear an anklet and to go home where he'd have to stay. 

But but but but then they'll be construed as interfering in an election 

Anyone watching the US get waxed in the Ryder Cup is also subject to a barrage of "TrumpGolf.com" commercials where they're claiming:

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But the chef's kiss is the final soundbite: "remember, Pebble only has the bay, Trump National has the entire ocean!"

 

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

(don't fucking do it, burger people)

 

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So Hall is alleged to be a conspirator in the Coffee County voting machine deal.  The prime target there is one Sidney Powell.
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I said a while ago that I thought Latham (photo on the bottom) would be the first to flip. She and Misty Hampton (first photo) both see Hall getting off with little negative impact and a misdemeanor, and have to think about going to forced-scissoring Georgia state prison.
Since Hall will explain all the details of the coffee county voting machine breach stuff, and as we know that Sydney will be pointing her finger at them to save her ass in the first trial, I would think both of these could get a similar deal. Hall and both of them could take down Sydney and Clark. 
The problem with lawyers is that we are so emotionally and financially wedded to our law licenses that it is difficult to get lawyers to flip and admit something that essentially destroys their ability to earn a living later in life.
That said, Sydney has a whole lot more to fear than losing her law license.  But I do not see her flipping. Ever.  She will get convicted and then string out a long litany of bullshit appeals.    It would be a terrible defense lawyer who does not agree to misdemeanor convictions for these two for the coffee county stuff,  and my money is on these two flipping prior to Sydney’s speedy trial.
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I said a while ago that I thought Latham (photo on the bottom) would be the first to flip. She and Misty Hampton (first photo) both see Hall getting off with little negative impact and a misdemeanor, and have to think about going to forced-scissoring Georgia state prison.
Since Hall will explain all the details of the coffee county voting machine breach stuff, and as we know that Sydney will be pointing her finger at them to save her ass in the first trial, I would think both of these could get a similar deal. Hall and both of them could take down Sydney and Clark. 
The problem with lawyers is that we are so emotionally and financially wedded to our law licenses that it is difficult to get lawyers to flip and admit something that essentially destroys their ability to earn a living later in life.
That said, Sydney has a whole lot more to fear than losing her law license.  But I do not see her flipping. Ever.  She will get convicted and then string out a long litany of bullshit appeals.    It would be a terrible defense lawyer who does not agree to misdemeanor convictions for these two for the coffee county stuff,  and my money is on these two flipping prior to Sydney’s speedy trial.

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That exact moment when your brain finally understands the “find out” part, when you realize that an entire lifetime of white woman in Georgia privilege, might not get you out of this.  

You can almost see her thinking, “…this will be just like what those awful Negroes did to Paula Deen!”

 

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

“…this will be just like what those awful Negroes did to Paula Deen!”

 

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On 9/29/2023 at 4:38 PM, The Dog said:

terms of the plea deal:

 

Sure I’m not alone here but I ❤️ Katie Phang! 

On 9/29/2023 at 3:38 PM, The Dog said:

terms of the plea deal:

 

Scottie got busted on a vote fraud rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some Trumpkins
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous
But it sure beats Macon
But the next day he got offed
By the very same Trumpkin Bacon

These are Trumpkins who DIED DIED

They weren't my friends, and they all DIED

On 9/29/2023 at 3:57 PM, BamaATL said:

My money on not taking a plea is Chesboro, and he's the guy to get the max sentencing across the board.  

My other pick would be Ellis, because she was too stupid to work in traffic court as a lawyer.  

Chesebro has a pinched self-righteous Jeff Davis face. He'll go to his prison grave demanding to be tried again so he can prove his clever tricksiness was legal.

I think Ellis is doubling up on the Prozac.

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