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12 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Scottie got busted on a vote fraud rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some Trumpkins
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous
But it sure beats Macon
But the next day he got offed
By the very same Trumpkin Bacon

These are Trumpkins who DIED DIED

They weren't my friends, and they all DIED

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On 9/29/2023 at 8:55 PM, bolverk said:

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I still can't believe this is going to be bench trial.

34 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I still can't believe this is going to be bench trial.

Parking lot lawyers ain’t got time for paperwork.

17 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Scottie got busted on a vote fraud rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some Trumpkins
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous
But it sure beats Macon
But the next day he got offed
By the very same Trumpkin Bacon

These are Trumpkins who DIED DIED

They weren't my friends, and they all DIED

This is so great.  RIP Jim Carroll. 

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I love him looking like a cowering child at the table

I hope the motherfucker is miserable.

anybody have a still shot of him at said defendant table at the courthouse?  Because it would make for a fantastic Ruprecht meme from "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"

"Your honor, may I please go go the bathroom?..."

(sound of his mushroom dick leaking piss into his adult diaper)

"Thank you"  

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4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

anybody have a still shot of him at said defendant table at the courthouse?  Because it would make for a fantastic Ruprecht meme from "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"

"Your honor, may I please go go the bathroom?..."

(sound of his mushroom dick leaking piss into his adult diaper)

"Thank you"  

 

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

 

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You caught him in the act of pissing himself

6 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

You caught him in the act of pissing himself

It's not piss.

You can make fun of his hair, his small hands, or a million other things and it won't hurt nearly as bad as being proven he isn't as rich as he claims.  That will eat him up.

No red tie?

Also, that decal on whatsnername attorney; is that a gaming laptop?  

 

 

36 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

No red tie?

Also, that decal on whatsnername attorney; is that a gaming laptop?  

 

 

I thought it was the only fans logo

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

 

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Dumb ass really fucked up not hiring legit / qualified lawyers 

Who is Mr Hairplug next to him?

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And what is Brian Cashman doing in the gallery?

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And what is this guy's story?

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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

And what is this guy's story?

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Must have thought Nick Saban was on trial.

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

She looks very scared 

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11 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

Must have thought Nick Saban was on trial.

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Maybe we will get lucky and Al from Dadeville will call in today.  

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

She looks very scared 

You would be too if you knew that your legal failures meant that no less than 50,000 incel MAGAs armed to the teeth will hunt you down to rape, torture, and murder you if this case goes sideways on Donald.  And I appears that it will be.  

31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dumb ass really fucked up not hiring legit / qualified lawyers 

What legit, qualified lawyer would take the gig?

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!!!!!!!

 

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

She looks very scared 

Nothing in that courtroom looks like a parking lot.

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

!!!!!!!

 

Not really news bc the AG is going to call him and the other Trumps in its case in chief. 

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Nothing in that courtroom looks like a parking lot.

Parking garages don’t talk back 

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What legit, qualified lawyer would take the gig?

Nobody because he keeps firing them. At least Kise is smart enough to get paid up front...twice:

 

1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not really news bc the AG is going to call him and the other Trumps in its case in chief. 

If I am understanding this correctly, he has two options, neither are good

1.  Commit Perjury

2.  Attempt to use the 5th, which in civil court is essentially an admission.  Essentially speaking, the judge will look at your refusal to defend your practices.  Considering that he has already ruled guilty, I can't imagine that will help in any way.  

Do I have that right?

 

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

She looks very scared 

She looks like his loving and supportive wife Melania. 

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42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

She looks very scared 

Probably realized it’s her turn as Melania tonight. 
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5 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

She looks like his loving and supportive wife Melania. 

She's leaving for Slovenia?

Don Jr. and Eric's attorney:

“I vigorously on behalf of my clients disagree with just about everything Mr. Wallace said,”

Sounds like a fucking winner to me.  

17 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

If I am understanding this correctly, he has two options, neither are good

1.  Commit Perjury

2.  Attempt to use the 5th, which in civil court is essentially an admission.  Essentially speaking, the judge will look at your refusal to defend your practices.  Considering that he has already ruled guilty, I can't imagine that will help in any way.  

Do I have that right?

 

Yeah pretty much. In depos they all pled the 5th. I don’t bet we get any fireworks 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Who is Mr Hairplug next to him?

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He kinda looks like Frankie MacDonald

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

No red tie?

Also, that decal on whatsnername attorney; is that a gaming laptop?  

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I thought it was the only fans logo

LOL yep... ASUS ROG. Republic Of Gamers.

Now I wanna know her Steam handle

13 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Don Jr. and Eric's attorney:

“I vigorously on behalf of my clients disagree with just about everything Mr. Wallace said,”

Sounds like a fucking winner to me.  

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37 minutes ago, The Dog said:

!!!!!!!

 

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21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Don Jr. and Eric's attorney:

“I vigorously on behalf of my clients disagree with just about everything Mr. Wallace said,”

Sounds like a fucking winner to me.  

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

No red tie?

Also, that decal on whatsnername attorney; is that a gaming laptop?  

 

 


secret signal to sleepy joe - please help me 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

And what is this guy's story?

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Like Zack Mayo, he has nowhere else to go. 

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

LOL yep... ASUS ROG. Republic Of Gamers.

Now I wanna know her Steam handle

 

Sidebar for some nerd talk.

Goddamn, that's just perfect.  His attorney went to Best Buy to get herself a spiffy new laptop and got talked into some piece of shit gaming device running the Home version of Windows that weighs 9 lbs and has a battery life measured in minutes, but by God look at that display.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Sidebar for some nerd talk.

Goddamn, that's just perfect.  His attorney went to Best Buy to get herself a spiffy new laptop and got talked into some piece of shit gaming device running the Home version of Windows that weighs 9 lbs and has a battery life measured in minutes, but by God look at that display.

 

 

I can just imagine her giving her opening statement while the laptop lid is doing RGB foolishness lol

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