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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's just referring to the hit song by Siouxsie & The Banshees.

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"Companies are Fleeing! It". Ok. 

He's always over the top, obviously, but these are past comical now. "EVERYONE IN THE WORLD, ALL SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE, ALL AGREE THAT THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF PLANET EARTH!!". 

He apparently raised $45.5m in Q3. But how much of that ended up going to legal fees and grift?

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He apparently raised $45.5m in Q3. But how much of that ended up going to legal fees and grift?

Not enough.

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22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He apparently raised $45.5m in Q3. But how much of that ended up going to legal fees and grift?

At least $50M of the $45.5M

7 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

At least $50M $1.8 billion of the $45.5M

FIF Trump math.

8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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“ I’m not sure if you carry a phone, but by any chance, would you have even one dollar??”

Jesus definitely has the look of someone that didn't realize what they were getting themselves into and trying to process how to get out of there ASAP.

Why does Jesus look like Trump's younger brother, who took his trust fund and moved off the grid in Humboldt County to grow weed and do yoga? 

9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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“ I’m not sure if you carry a phone, but by any chance, would you have even one dollar??”

How the hell did Gary Peterson let someone beat him to this?

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1 hour ago, G650 said:

I'm reading a great book on the history of Lotharingia, so this hits close to home.

The Oaths of Strasbourg, where the brother in charge of (one day) France and the brother of (one day) Germany cut a deal to stab Lotharingia all up and down its back, are some of the earliest examples of French and German. Each brother swore it in the language of the other one's followers. So either both guys were bilingual, or it was Peggy Hill all around.

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Lol, they're going to look at how he hides assets and I bet they find the same assets on multiple balance sheets in order to multiply the collatoral

 

Nice signature, your honor. 
 

and, did he write JSC in himself after his typed name?

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4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

The Oaths of Strasbourg, where the brother in charge of (one day) France and the brother of (one day) Germany cut a deal to stab Lotharingia all up and down its back, are some of the earliest examples of French and German. Each brother swore it in the language of the other one's followers. So either both guys were bilingual, or it was Peggy Hill all around.

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Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.

 I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

8 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Lol, they're going to look at how he hides assets and I bet they find the same assets on multiple balance sheets in order to multiply the collatoral

 

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9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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“ I’m not sure if you carry a phone, but by any chance, would you have even one dollar??”

Jesus is a Hell’s Angel?

 

And is he wearing a hospital gown? You know the things with the open back?

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I feel like a Jesus that looks like that would eschew sleeves.

to show off his “reborn to kill” tat. 

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Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
 I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

what did you mean when you wrote, [reads from the pad] "Bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat. War, war!"?

This is how I picture Trump in his office every morning

 

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I feel like a Jesus that looks like that would eschew sleeves.
to show off his “reborn to kill” tat. 
Bro definitely lifts, while listening to Lamb of God.

I like how we're all so numb by now that him using a racial slur isn't major news.

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6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I lift while listening to Lamb of God

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17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I like how we're all so numb by now that him using a racial slur isn't major news.

I have not heard one word said about "Peekaboo" outside of this thread. 

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's just referring to the hit song by Siouxsie & The Banshees Devo.

 

I lift while listening to Lamb of God
Just the Sacrament needed for gainz?

That’s not Jesus.  That’s James Hetfield in the 80’s.  

Not sure I'm digging the Jesus heel turn.

1 minute ago, Stilicho said:

Not sure I'm digging the Jesus heel turn.

Got bad news for you, The Jesus Goose Step is just around the corner.

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

He apparently raised $45.5m in Q3. But how much of that ended up going to legal fees and grift?


Russian fake / stolen credit card farms are working hard 

58 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I lift while listening to Lamb of God

can't do it...every track is the same riff.

Elder, on the other hand...

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

The actual order, in full. https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/fbem/DocumentDisplayServlet?documentId=QTMYc/u0aKtvSXxU/ZmiiQ==&system=prod

Before we get too excited about this, Trump has already appealed the summary judgment (which may be premature), and it would be fairly SOP for the appeals court to stay this order pending appeal.

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48 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I have not heard one word said about "Peekaboo" outside of this thread. 


I think that's because it's a stretch to think that "peekaboo"  is an oblique reference to "jigaboo."  It's probably more likely that it's a sign that Trump's brain is dying.

 

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I think that's because it's a stretch to think that "peekaboo"  is an oblique reference to "jigaboo."  It's probably more likely that it's a sign that Trump's brain is dying.

 

Yes because people are called peekaboos all the time.

Didn't someone else use "peekaboo" recently, when jigaboo seemed to be what was intended?  

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Yes because people are called peekaboos all the time.


Correct.  People don't call others "peekaboos"  all the time.  That's why I say it's probably more likely that Trump's brain is dying. 

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I think that's because it's a stretch to think that "peekaboo"  is an oblique reference to "jigaboo."  It's probably more likely that it's a sign that Trump's brain is dying.

 

Urban dictionary disagrees 

Why would a genius need 500 shell companies ?

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Didn't someone else use "peekaboo" recently, when jigaboo seemed to be what was intended?  

rg3 made a slip on air w/ jig-a-boo 

“People said that Jalen Hurts couldn’t get it done. He could not operate from the pocket,” said Griffin. “He’s not the quarterback of the future. I think he proved all those jigaboos wrong.”                           

  he meant to say bug-a-boos 

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Took me a sec.  Well played.

I don’t know.  Doesn’t seem like much of a stretch to assume that Donald Trump was being racist when he called a black person a word ending in “-aboo”.

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Why would a genius need 500 shell companies ?

 

From the outside looking in, you can't understand it. From the inside looking out, you can't explain it

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and assume the obvious -- he knows "jigaboo" is too specific.  He dances around it by using a rhyming word.  He knows what he's doing.

20 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The actual order, in full. https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/fbem/DocumentDisplayServlet?documentId=QTMYc/u0aKtvSXxU/ZmiiQ==&system=prod

Before we get too excited about this, Trump has already appealed the summary judgment (which may be premature), and it would be fairly SOP for the appeals court to stay this order pending appeal.

Pretty sure there’s already been a court monitor assigned after Trump organized the “Trump Organization II” under Texas law and NY was concerned about them trying to move assets outside the control of NY state. So sure appeals and all that, but there’s already a court ordered mechanism in place preventing them from liquidating or otherwise moving stuff around 

7 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Pretty sure there’s already been a court monitor assigned after Trump organized the “Trump Organization II” under Texas law and NY was concerned about them trying to move assets outside the control of NY state. So sure appeals and all that, but there’s already a court ordered mechanism in place preventing them from liquidating or otherwise moving stuff around 

Right, but that order is geared toward the actual liquidation of the banned entities, which is, incidentally, all of them chartered or otherwise authorized to do business in the state.

But yeah, they already more or less couldn't move money or assets around thanks to the monitor.

Odd thing.  The order seems to directly reference only those entities having 'registered to do business" or filed an assumed name-type certificate under GBL 130.  That would seem to exclude any LLCs or corporations or other "chartered" entities under NY law.  I was under the impression that many or most of his entities were NY entities, although the Trump Org trust a Floriduh trust.

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