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For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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9 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Let's check in on how the latest gag order is going...

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Is that fake? You would think calling the judge a monkey and telling people to use their guns would be violating the gag order. 

But I guess the simulation is hard to read sometimes 

10 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Let's check in on how the latest gag order is going...

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He is literally going for the South Park “I thought this was America” bit.  It was only a matter of time.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Is that fake? You would think calling the judge a monkey and telling people to use their guns would be violating the gag order. 

But I guess the simulation is hard to read sometimes 

It’s so obviously fake. But it’s easily believable 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s so obviously fake. But it’s easily believable 

 

It's such a fine line between fake and "did Trump really say that?"

 

 

It's the style of the writing that made it look fake. Not the ridiculousness of what he was saying. 

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's the style of the writing that made it look fake. Not the ridiculousness of what he was saying. 

Agree, it's missing the superlatives he always sprinkles in his screeds.

Plus, all-caps loses the effectiveness of Random Trump Capitalization.

To his credit, I guess, Trump is usually better at keeping his calls to violence and hatred behind a very thin veneer of coding.

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

To his credit, I guess, Trump is usually better at keeping his calls to violence and hatred behind a very thin veneer of coding.

Fuck giving him any credit for shit.  He stole that from a long line of mafiosi types.  That's learned behavior.  He's not smart enough to come up with that on his own.

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Agree, it's missing the superlatives he always sprinkles in his screeds.

Superlatives the likes of which has never been seen

Trump doesn't want to go to jail. Don't believe the bullshit at his rallies. 

11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Trump doesn't want to go to jail. Don't believe the bullshit at his rallies. 

Yup, Same for his mugshot, If Donny really wanted to have his mugshot taken he would not have posed like a rapist with bloodshot eyes.

15 minutes ago, linux said:

Yup, Same for his mugshot, If Donny really wanted to have his mugshot taken he would not have posed like a rapist with bloodshot eyes.

I'm willing for Trump to go to jail to protect democracy.

I'm willing to go to jail to protect democracy from Donald Trump.  I mean shit, I'm probably gonna get arrested the night he either dies or is hauled off to a literal prison sentence.  Based on all the dumb shit I'm gonna do that night, so may as well take one for the team proactively.  

I still don't see any of this putting him in actual jail cell.  Fines, probation, prohibited on certain states ballot to be a candidate, asset seizure, humiliation, etc.?  Yes, almost certainly.  But an actual prison cell?  No.  But the thought of it may cause him to stroke out or die of a heart attack.  And that'a a risk this country is willing to take.  Because dammit, I thought this was America.  And it sure as shit still is! 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Trump doesn't want to go to jail. Don't believe the bullshit at his rallies. 

Cbs What GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden

Alina/Trump needs that "We're the Millers" meme.  

"Wait!  You guys are getting juries?"  

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Even the crooked Never Trump so-called "judge" admits that this witch hunt is "poltically motovated." FREE SPEECH! FREE YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT- ME! The department of Injustice and the distracted attorney corporal were right in court! PEEKABOO! They heard the judge say the prosecution was poltically motavatec! Still, they persecute me. ELECTION INTERFERENCE! CRYING MANLY MEN COMING UP TO ME! SEND MONEY TO ME NOW! I'll be looking for your name at the top of the list of patriots who want to beat the socialist dumbocrats before they destroy our great country!

MONEY!!!!!!! 

 

 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I'm willing to go to jail to protect democracy from Donald Trump.  I mean shit, I'm probably gonna get arrested the night he either dies or is hauled off to a literal prison sentence.  Based on all the dumb shit I'm gonna do that night, so may as well take one for the team proactively.  

I still don't see any of this putting him in actual jail cell.  Fines, probation, prohibited on certain states ballot to be a candidate, asset seizure, humiliation, etc.?  Yes, almost certainly.  But an actual prison cell?  No.  But the thought of it may cause him to stroke out or die of a heart attack.  And that'a a risk this country is willing to take.  Because dammit, I thought this was America.  And it sure as shit still is! 

I will bring back this quote from you that may be the best thing you've ever written on this site.

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I am going to detonate an abandoned building.  Make an organic pomade out of sculpting cream and heroin with which to stye my hair.  I am going to shit in Dan Patrick's office (I have a key card).  I am going to going to have that mutual real estate guru from Mexico we know who is friends with Eric and Don Jr. invite them down to "hunt and relax" in the wake of their father's death.  And since I know how much blow they like to do, I am going to make sure it's 99% fentanyl.  I am going to jerk off into a high powered fan onto Ivanka's face.  I am going to steal animals from the Zoo and set them free at the airport.  I will eat one of everything from Waffle House's menu while I slam tepid Busch Lights off the oldest waitress' tits.  Then, and only then, we are driving to Oklahoma to face-fuck the cutest Trumper in the Sooner State while I make her mom slice up pineapple to shove into her own rectum as I force her to chant, "Mike Pence is the Holy Spirit.  Mike Pence is the Holy Spirit."  Then I burn the whole fucking south to the fucking ground using Wermacht ordnance because you always leave things better than you found them.  

 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I mean shit, I'm probably gonna get arrested the night he either dies or is hauled off to a literal prison sentence.  Based on all the dumb shit I'm gonna do that night, so may as well take one for the team proactively.  

 

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Are there any KFC's still open in Austin?  I could see myself ending up there after a very long night of bad decisions.  Asking the girl on fries if she'd like to partake in my biscuits, balls, and gravy...in an order that would surprise her.  

Interwebs bullshit aside, I've given serious thought to scouting out cow pastures where I could go look for 'shrooms for when he dies so I can party longer.  Maybe even get a Rx for Viagra.  I mean my wife will probably take the kids to her sister's in Fort Worth, but you never know?  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I'm willing to go to jail to protect democracy from Donald Trump.

Please feel free to get on with it, then :P

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He’s in court again today:

CNN — 

Donald Trump is scheduled to be interviewed under oath in New York on Tuesday for a lawsuit related to his time as president and the termination of a Russia investigation-era FBI official. 

The deposition is to be conducted by attorneys for the FBI official, Peter Strzok, and former FBI lawyer Lisa Page late in the day on Tuesday, sources familiar with Trump’s schedule say

55 minutes ago, Satchel said:

He’s in court again today:

CNN — 

Donald Trump is scheduled to be interviewed under oath in New York on Tuesday for a lawsuit related to his time as president and the termination of a Russia investigation-era FBI official. 

The deposition is to be conducted by attorneys for the FBI official, Peter Strzok, and former FBI lawyer Lisa Page late in the day on Tuesday, sources familiar with Trump’s schedule say

Is there a site somewhere keeping track of how many court appearances he makes before the primaries or the general?  It's going to be in the dozens right?

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is there a site somewhere keeping track of how many court appearances he makes before the primaries or the general?  It's going to be in the dozens right?

Yep.

https://www.justsecurity.org/75032/litigation-tracker-pending-criminal-and-civil-cases-against-donald-trump/

Specifically this:

https://www.justsecurity.org/88175/trump-trials-clearinghouse/

and more specifically:

https://www.justsecurity.org/88039/trumps-legal-and-political-calendar-all-the-dates-you-need-to-know/

 

8 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

It's such a fine line between fake and "did Trump really say that?"

 

 

There's a Venn Diagram for that.

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On 10/16/2023 at 5:42 PM, DDD Dad said:

Sir, it was not a bad beat.  It was a fantastic win, and having that cheater doubled up missing second made it oh so sweet.

Hahahaha!

 

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is there a site somewhere keeping track of how many court appearances he makes before the primaries or the general?  It's going to be in the dozens right?

Here’s their embedded PDF.  Scroll down in it for an actual visual calendar

https://www.justsecurity.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Master-Calendar-of-Trump-Court-Dates-Criminal-and-Civil-Cases-Oct.-16-2023.pdf

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Lender, “Man, Trump really “Larson’d” that last real estate deal.” 
 

Doug, “why does everybody keep saying it like that?!?”

5 hours ago, pacman said:

Oops

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That's some slick shit. 

Of course he told them (in a very loud club), "Yeah, go ahead and put my name on whatever, but when you get caught, I'm denying everything. Are we clear?"

59 minutes ago, Slacks said:

That's some slick shit. 

Of course he told them (in a very loud club), "Yeah, go ahead and put my name on whatever, but when you get caught, I'm denying everything. Are we clear?"

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1 hour ago, Slacks said:

That's some slick shit. 

Of course he told them (in a very loud club), "Yeah, go ahead and put my name on whatever, but when you get caught, I'm denying everything. Are we clear?"

Sounds more like:

Larson:  Do you want to dance?

Trump:  No way, you loser.

Larson:  No, I said "You look fat in those pants."

Put. Him. In. Jail.

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Former President Donald Trump lashed out at New York Attorney General Letitia James over the fraud trial currently playing out — then posted a link to her home address despite already being under a gag order in the case.

The most dangerous man in America. And potentially our next President.

44 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Put. Him. In. Jail.

The most dangerous man in America. And potentially our next President.

The truthtwatthing in question:

Her Fake Case against me should be dropped immediately! My Financial Statements are extremely conservative, and her numbers were way off, including the fact that she undervalued Mar-a-Lago and Doral by Billions of Dollars. She also didn’t reveal the 100% Disclaimer Clause at the front of the Financial Statements, and that she sued me under a Statute that was never used before. MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE AND ELECTION INTERFERENCE ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE!

 

Worth noting about the stupid fat liar, the statute has been used many times before, including, appropriately against Trump in the Trump U case.  

Also, why in the name of God would she drop a case in which she is currently kicking the shit out of you?

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The truthtwatthing in question:

Her Fake Case against me should be dropped immediately! My Financial Statements are extremely conservative, and her numbers were way off, including the fact that she undervalued Mar-a-Lago and Doral by Billions of Dollars. She also didn’t reveal the 100% Disclaimer Clause at the front of the Financial Statements, and that she sued me under a Statute that was never used before. MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE AND ELECTION INTERFERENCE ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE!

 

Worth noting about the stupid fat liar, the statute has been used many times before, including, appropriately against Trump in the Trump U case.  

Also, why in the name of God would she drop a case in which she is currently kicking the shit out of you?

Dude it's just about trying to convince someone to attempt to murder her

22 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Are there any KFC's still open in Austin? 

On the off chance you're serious, yes, on Lamar just south of Koenig, more or less in front of Half Price Books.

49 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Dude it's just about trying to convince someone to attempt to murder her

Remember when he talked about "his second amendment people taking care of" Hillary? 

Our media does such an incredibly horrific job of accurately reporting on how truly terrible this motherfucker is. Insane shit like that just gets lost. 

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Fake news in the name of further political persecution. Everyone knows this. Good grief.
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12 hours ago, pacman said:

Oops

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DIS-CLAAAAAAIM-MERRRRR!!

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19 minutes ago, Genco said:

DIS-CLAAAAAAIM-MERRRRR!!

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I'm waiting for the old "there was no Bible present."

30 minutes ago, Horndog said:

I'm waiting for the old "there was no Bible present."

If he starts talking about the fringe on the flags in the courtroom, admiralty, and maritime law then we'll know it's going well.

2 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Fake news in the name of further political persecution. Everyone knows this. Good grief.


the perfect appraisal. Some even say the best appraisal ever …..

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Is it bad? This seems bad. /frankthetank
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