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  • HillCountryBevo
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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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I may end up sleeping in airport parking garage as I plan on drinking on plane to celebrate!!!

I mean there’s a chance he will be indicted 3 times within the next year. 

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Somebody change the thread title to 45 Indicated.

See, it can be done.  You just gotta be dry about it.  Like "Swedish GDP grows by 0.04 in 2022." 

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2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

A Trump execution would be nice.

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15 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:


And a mugshot

I just wish we could somehow get him into prison orange.  We deserve this after all the bullshit we've had to put up with ...

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I literally picked the wrong week to quit drinking.  In a room full of old white people in energy and most folks are actually agnostic about it.   Very encouraging actually.  I’m gonna go score some drugs at valet and see what’s what. You can smoke meth through your butthole, right?

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Texags is incredible right now…0F4F393D-E674-4794-996A-44E9E172FC7E.thumb.jpeg.6d737e34ae2ee8964b05e945e37c8926.jpeg

owning the libz by actually getting indicted lol

On the next... Arrested Development 

Former President Donald Trump is taken under the wing of White Power Bill…

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While Melania finally discovers what’s been missing in her life with a dignitary from Wakanda

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I can't fucking stop laughing.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

20 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

See, it can be done.  You just gotta be dry about it.  Like "Swedish GDP grows by 0.04 in 2022." 

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This you?

 

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2 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Anybody wanna report back from Texfags?

No, bro. I'm here for a reason.

Just finished concentrating on a project. Come here. See this.

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I can't express the sheer joy in this humiliation for fuckface. I love you all right now.

 

 

Welcome to your new home, Donny boy.

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I think this is a mistake. It’s just going to make his idiot supporters like him more. 

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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2 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

It’s just going to make his idiot supporters like him more.

You mean like like-him like him?

5 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

I think this is a mistake. It’s just going to make his idiot supporters like him more. 

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17 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Anybody wanna report back from Texfags?

The general consensus is that this is all the evil doings of a Soros-backed, woke Mexican ANTIFA caravan.

One thing this does do is take some of the sturm und drang out of subsequent indictments for more serious and convictable shit, like Georgia, 1/6, and the documents.

If the country doesn't "burn" from this indictment, that issue is pretty much off the table as a concern for future indictments.

Fantastic.

7 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

I think this is a mistake. It’s just going to make his idiot supporters like him more. 

Oh fuck off.

20 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Anybody wanna report back from Texfags?

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34 minutes ago, South Austin said:

A Trump execution would be nice.

New York City?!?!

Get a rope.

21 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Anybody wanna report back from Texfags?

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10 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

I think this is a mistake. It’s just going to make his idiot supporters like him more. 

The right-wingers keep telling us this.   

I hope he gets the Charles Jeffries treatment when they go get him....

 

He will obviously monetize the shit outta this and skate away.  But pinning him into a geographic and legal corner is the long game.  We shall discuss for the next week or so.  Can confirm. 
 

also, I just took way too many fucking drugs.  This is gonna be fun as shit 

Yesterday I’m at work in the morning and I look over and three feet from me was Robert DeNiro sitting down in the corner of our bar. I would have enjoyed seeing him there today instead to see the reaction on his face to this news.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

One thing this does do is take some of the sturm und drang out of subsequent indictments for more serious and convictable shit, like Georgia, 1/6, and the documents.

If the country doesn't "burn" from this indictment, that issue is pretty much off the table as a concern for future indictments.

Fantastic.

Good album

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Gravy SEALS are organizing a rescue mission. Bringing God his ambrosia.


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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

34 fucking counts 😂😂😂😂😂

 

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I mean there’s a chance he will be indicted 3 times within the next year. 

40 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

I think this is a mistake. It’s just going to make his idiot supporters like him more. 

The important thing is that his idiot followers have to defend him paying off a porn star, and they have to do it publicly while trying to deny that he had an affair with her.  Or paid her for sex.

LBJ would be proud. 

Man, talk about a crossing the Rubicon moment! Pretty wild. 

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The important thing is that his idiot followers have to defend him paying off a porn star, and they have to do it publicly while trying to deny that he had an affair with her.  Or paid her for sex.

LBJ would be proud. 

And is so fucking broke/corrupt that he couldn't just pay her out of pocket and none of this ever sees the light of day.

Brilliant billionaire businessman.

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

The important thing is that his idiot followers have to defend him paying off a porn star, and they have to do it publicly while trying to deny that he had an affair with her.  Or paid her for sex.

LBJ would be proud. 

They’ve already moved on to how unfair this is. When he made fun of John McCain and didn’t catch any shit for it I knew there isn’t anything he can do that they won’t justify. I am sure he will grift the hell out of them with this. 

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