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51 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yesterday, MIL (who "doesn't watch Fox News" and "voted for Biden in 2020") calls up my wife just ranting about the world.  How everything sucks and no one raises their kids right and on and on.  I'm sure it had nothing to do with the events of this thread.

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2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

"Nobody wants to work anymore"

I've heard that one in the wild twice in the last week

56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yesterday, MIL (who "doesn't watch Fox News" and "voted for Biden in 2020") calls up my wife just ranting about the world.  How everything sucks and no one raises their kids right and on and on.  I'm sure it had nothing to do with the events of this thread.

I just realized that when the appraiser for my mortgage application came by yesterday, I was sitting on the couch in the middle of the day, watching Fox News.

Jesus, I think I was even wearing my Bourne Braves baseball cap, which is of course red.

41 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Now Trump wants Republicans to defund the FBI?

He really doesn't understand who he's in trouble with, does he?

and the DOJ

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yesterday, MIL (who "doesn't watch Fox News" and "voted for Biden in 2020") calls up my wife just ranting about the world.  How everything sucks and no one raises their kids right and on and on.  I'm sure it had nothing to do with the events of this thread.

Still and all, that's well within expected norms of "old man yelling at cloud" before Trump initiated the simulation.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

and the DOJ

But the DOJ is controlling Bragg.

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just imagine the reaction if we ever elect a gay president. 

Last time it happened we wound up in the civil war 

2 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

Took a 2 year break due to health issues.  Been around since Austin 360.  What I need to learn is to read.  

I was going to say, I've only been around here ten or so years and still feel like I'm pretty much a newb.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh this is a good find. never have to watch FN again

 

Damn, now I'm intrigued and want to see that speech.

5 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

As the freaks come to realize they can't rule the whole country, they're going to consolidate here and in Florida. 

The freaks are so bad they got their own dance 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yesterday, MIL (who "doesn't watch Fox News" and "voted for Biden in 2020") calls up my wife just ranting about the world.  How everything sucks and no one raises their kids right and on and on.  I'm sure it had nothing to do with the events of this thread.

What's her Surly handle?

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Last time it happened we wound up in the civil war 

But it was fucking fabulous! 

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

NBmisha

Now that is a name I haven’t heard in a long time

Listen to the insanity. From the Rolling Stone article: 

"The speakers included Focus on the Family founder James Dobson,Christian Nationalist worship leader Sean Feucht, former acting attorney general Matt Whitaker, and former congress member Michele Bachmann.

Feucht used his time to summon “prayer warriors” to “rise up” on Trump’s behalf. He then prayed directly to heaven: “We know that you got a plan God… You can take what the enemy meant for evil in this horrible, corrupt, disgusting, demonic situation with this case in New York [and] you can shift it — and turn it around for our good.”


These people literally believe that they speak to God and that people who don't hold the same political beliefs are "the enemy"   whose evil can only be explained by "demonic" forces.  You can't reason with somebody like this. There's no way to have a constructive dialogue with somebody who sees you this way, who thinks you're possessed by demons.  Of course, Sean Feucht doesn't actually believe this. He's grifting.  He's the MAGA preacher who has earned millions praising Trump and sticking it to the Libs and just bought houses in Southern California and Montana.  It's all about the grift. 


 https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/maga-preacher-sean-feucht-scored-millions-from-his-trump-loving-flock-1380126/

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1 hour ago, dcbc said:

What's her Surly handle?

Probably cheeseweasel

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Listen to the insanity. From the Rolling Stone article: 

"The speakers included Focus on the Family founder James Dobson,Christian Nationalist worship leader Sean Feucht, former acting attorney general Matt Whitaker, and former congress member Michele Bachmann.

Feucht used his time to summon “prayer warriors” to “rise up” on Trump’s behalf. He then prayed directly to heaven: “We know that you got a plan God… You can take what the enemy meant for evil in this horrible, corrupt, disgusting, demonic situation with this case in New York [and] you can shift it — and turn it around for our good.”


These people literally believe that they speak to God and that people who don't hold the same political beliefs are "the enemy"   whose evil can only be explained by "demonic" forces.  You can't reason with somebody like this. There's no way to have a constructive dialogue with somebody who sees you this way, who thinks you're possessed by demons.  Of course, Sean Feucht doesn't actually believe this. He's grifting.  He's the MAGA preacher who has earned millions praising Trump and sticking it to the Libs and just bought houses in Southern California and Montana.  It's all about the grift. 


 https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/maga-preacher-sean-feucht-scored-millions-from-his-trump-loving-flock-1380126/

So if God doesn't "shift it and turn it around" then either there is no god, or Trump is guilty and he's being punished. Which is it? 

I know the running joke on political talk amongst family always surrounds Thanksgiving.  But we're having some family over for Easter on Sunday after church.  My cousin and her husband are both hardcore Trump; and she is beyond the pale-like Qanon, took a month off of work for clinical depression after the 2020 election kinda obsessed.  A day to celebrate our savior, and I gotta stay sober, but I got a real bad fucking feeling it's gonna be all about the figurative crucifying of Trump.  Her father, my 95-year old uncle is pro-Trump but he's also pro-soup and hates clouds.  Her oldest daughter is coming, she pretends to be pro-Trump in front of her parents but deep down, she doesn't give a shit about politics like most of her generation.  Then there's my other cousin who is bat-shit leftist insane.  And they fight constantly, especially after drinking.  Then there's my wonderful wife who leans conservative but shares my utter and total confusion with how good people got taken down a dark path by such a worthless, immoral cunt (much of both our families).  So yeah, should be good times.   

All that to say, I had Easter marked on my calendar.  Because it's important to my family.  And of course I've been following the Trump legal shit closely with you fuckers.  But it was today during Holy Week, that I stopped and read a bit and thought, fucking A---they're making this week of all weeks about his persecution and sacrifice for us.  Jesus, Lobo?  No, Trump.  Trump is what they're wailing about, he's the one suffering, he's the one whose Passion needs to be acknowledged so we can be redeemed as a country.  I've said it before for hyperbole, but this time I Mean it literally.  

Trump suffering for us the week of Easter?  Did not see that coming.  Lack of Imagination...that was my prize mistake.  As always.

 

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I know the running joke on political talk amongst family always surrounds Thanksgiving.  But we're having some family over for Easter on Sunday after church.  My cousin and her husband are both hardcore Trump; and she is beyond the pale-like Qanon, took a month off of work for clinical depression after the 2020 election kinda obsessed.  A day to celebrate our savior, and I gotta stay sober, but I got a real bad fucking feeling it's gonna be all about the figurative crucifying of Trump.  Her father, my 95-year old uncle is pro-Trump but he's also pro-soup and hates clouds.  Her oldest daughter is coming, she pretends to be pro-Trump in front of her parents but deep down, she doesn't give a shit about politics like most of her generation.  Then there's my other cousin who is bat-shit leftist insane.  And they fight constantly, especially after drinking.  Then there's my wonderful wife who leans conservative but shares my utter and total confusion with how good people got taken down a dark path by such a worthless, immoral cunt (much of both our families).  So yeah, should be good times.   

All that to say, I had Easter marked on my calendar.  Because it's important to my family.  And of course I've been following the Trump legal shit closely with you fuckers.  But it was today during Holy Week, that I stopped and read a bit and thought, fucking A---they're making this week of all weeks about his persecution and sacrifice for us.  Jesus, Lobo?  No, Trump.  Trump is what they're wailing about, he's the one suffering, he's the one whose Passion needs to be acknowledged so we can be redeemed as a country.  I've said it before for hyperbole, but this time I Mean it literally.  

Trump suffering for us the week of Easter?  Did not see that coming.  Lack of Imagination...that was my prize mistake.  As always.

 

 

Do what now?

 

1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

pretty sure i've been around longer than you.  which i guess is cringey in itself in some ways.  doesn't change anything.  

Okay, Karen.

51 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 Of course, Sean Feucht doesn't actually believe this. He's grifting.  He's the MAGA preacher who has earned millions praising Trump and sticking it to the Libs and just bought houses in Southern California and Montana.  It's all about the grift. 


 https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/maga-preacher-sean-feucht-scored-millions-from-his-trump-loving-flock-1380126/

This whole thing makes me sick to my stomach, but the Sean Feucht thing is trippy for me. I’m one step removed from some of his relatives and have performed right before him on shows. At the time, he seemed like the stereotypical worship musician — a very limited musical knowledge, put on a good enough show, not openly rude but not all that welcoming or friendly (mostly stemming for insecurity for his lack of musicianship), and also REALLY into guns.

I never thought I’d see or hear about him again, yet every few months he bubbles up on MAGA circles. I have nothing to add; it’s just weird.

31 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Okay, Karen.

I am sure in your head that makes sense.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Probably cheeseweasel

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5 hours ago, South Austin said:

I just go for the cheap laugh with a gif or movie quote, asshole.


New surly motto?

 

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Oklahoma doesn't suck?  Does not compute. 

And replaced

43 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I am sure in your head that makes sense.

Everyone gets it.

Someone posted some of Melania’s nude pics in a political thread recently. It was either in one of the Trump threads or the LGBTQ thread. Maybe go track those down and share your sanctimony with them. 

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

About to be indicted by the Dept. of Justice/U.S. Marshal Service, State of Georgia/whatever GA stateys are called, and possibly State of New York/Albany AG. 

Not that I'm not all for it, but based on my sitting the fuck around waiting for them to act...

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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Probably cheeseweasel

Please.  Mr Cheeseweasel publicly stated today in DT that Trump is not "his guy" and never has been.   Cheesey is obviously a Bernie Bro.

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I just realized that when the appraiser for my mortgage application came by yesterday, I was sitting on the couch in the middle of the day, watching Fox News.

Jesus, I think I was even wearing my Bourne Braves baseball cap, which is of course red.

 

Mom?

 

Wait, nevermind, she doesn't gaf about baseball.

 

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So if God doesn't "shift it and turn it around" then either there is no god, or Trump is guilty and he's being punished. Which is it? 

Wait for it...

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You know it's coming...

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Almost there...

 

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In the future, when the AI becomes sentient and asks the value and relevance of human life, it'll look back at this time where, when presented with a new revolutionary technology.....humans used it to make pictures of former world leaders in jail looking like a geriatric Adonis. 

And I'm here for it. 

21 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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His milkshake brings all the boyz to the yard

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Been trying to figure out who these chumps reminded me of.

 

 

9 hours ago, South Austin said:

I just go for the cheap laugh with a gif or movie quote, asshole.

Star Wars Disney Plus GIF by Disney+

7 hours ago, safe sex said:

I mean...they would've been confederate if they'd been a state at the time

Wasn't the territory split between Indian tribes loyal to the Confederacy and Union? As I recall it was more of a tempest of partisan conflict like Missouri. Some tribes loyal to the Confederacy and some loyal to the Union with fighting crossing over into Kansas.

I get you are talking about modern day Okies and not Indian territory. But from what I recall there was an interest in annexation by the Cherokee/Shawnee into the Confederacy.

8 minutes ago, F250 said:

Wasn't the territory split between Indian tribes loyal to the Confederacy and Union? As I recall it was more of a tempest of partisan conflict like Missouri. Some tribes loyal to the Confederacy and some loyal to the Union with fighting crossing over into Kansas.

I get you are talking about modern day Okies and not Indian territory. But from what I recall there was an interest in annexation by the Cherokee/Shawnee into the Confederacy.

This is pretty close to true. 
 

The 5 Tribes split (not sure the exact dynamics), but the Cherokee and Waite went with the Confederacy on the somewhat thin promise that they would get their ancestral homeland in Georgia back. But the Cherokee did own some slaves. 

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13 hours ago, Homercles said:

I can’t even listen to NPR anymore because I sit there arguing with the radio anytime I hear a GOP or man on the street arguing how this is a political witch hunt or some education bill to put the Ten Commandments on walls or the bill to let preachers teach or…

I could never listen to NPR.  Not because I don't agree with their viewpoints...I do.  It's because they're so calm and copasetic, while they melt my brain letting me listen to the dumbest fucking assholes on earth explain why it's cool to be a troglodyte. 

I mean, when’s the next time I’m gonna be in Haiti? 
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