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Yeah this is pretty much the biggest thing to happen to the financial concept of “interest” since Islam.  

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  • HillCountryBevo
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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

This reminds me of a tv comedy where a random episode takes place in a courtroom, and all the crazy characters all do their typical crazy stuff, to the amazement of everyone there.

Or like Michael Scott in a deposition with David Wallace.

AG: Mr. Trump, do you realize you just contradicted yourself?
DT: "I did."

AG: Yes, you did.
DT: Can I go to the bathroom?

AG: No.

DT: I really have to. I've been drinking lots of water."

AG: You went five minutes ago.

DT: That wasn't to go to the bathroom, that was to get out
of a question.

AG: You still have to answer it.

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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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It’s like a trump lady bugs old man baby. 

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Van Gogh’s blue tie period is fucking horrifying. 

The scream Is Coming from inside the courtroom. 

Go ahead, give him the insanity plea he's looking for and be fkn done with it.

I watched a brief recap of this on the national news tonight (Lester Holt). No fucking wonder Dotard is leading in the polls. They treated this like "ho hum, just every day politics. Trump has his side and the AG has a different side. We'll see what happens. Btw, Trump is leading that old guy Biden in the polls. Anyway...."

That is a small exaggeration but not much.

I watched a brief recap of this on the national news tonight (Lester Holt). No fucking wonder Dotard is leading in the polls. They treated this like "ho hum, just every day politics. Trump has his side and the AG has a different side. We'll see what happens. Btw, Trump is leading that old guy Biden in the polls. Anyway...."
That is a small exaggeration but not much.
Legit media is just as culpable as Fox etc. NPR for 7 years: "What do you think president Trump meant when he shit himself and struck a female aid with a ketchup bottle?"

Nothing, really.  Just a Florida official who wants to use state revenues to help defray the legal costs of a private citizen in his court battle with another state:

 

 

 

 

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Why would a billionaire need help with costs for ...

You know what, nevermind.

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Social Media’s greatest accomplishment was revealing just how fucking stupid the majority of people really are. 

If only he knew Dutch, he could run around screaming "Ick pisse altyt tegen de maen"

In honor of Jimmy Patronis' compelling argument...I hereby make a motion we change "Florida Man" to "(Serious) Florida Candidate."  All in favor, say 'Aye'

9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

He's letting Trump talk himself into a corner, no reason to throw contempt at him when larger sharks are circling in the water.  This is brilliant, IMO.  No jury or TV crew from which to garner sympathy.  

Something something about getting out of your enemy's way when they are fucking things up themselves.

 

Found this quote while unsuccessfully looking for the one above:

If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.

James, Endrogon, Willis and Smith can learn a thing or two from the old general.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

If only he knew Dutch, he could run around screaming "Ick pisse altyt tegen de maen"

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

On the responsiveness to questions, that's usually something counsel will bring up first, making an objection.  At some point, the judge might take over in admonishing the witness to answer the questions, but it's the primary responsibility of the questioning lawyer.

Lawdogs call it "witness control."  It can be tough to do without looking to a jury like you're bullying the witness or being unfair.

Because this is a bench trial, though, Engoron didn't want to listen to a bunch of shit and took it  upon himself.  Apparently, though, he let up when he realized counsel wasn't really objecting.  Sometimes you just want to go ahead and let the witness prattle on.

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5 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

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It looks like he’s trying to sketch Lindsey Graham trying to look like Donald Trump trying to do the double ghost handjob dance upon request but is giving up like “I can’t just do it in cue.  I have to feel the vibe…”

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11 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He strokes out on the stand, shits himself and dies. 

and the cycle!

Trumps attorney printing up a the law firm name and logo and then taping it to her laptop, LOL

5 hours ago, Smax said:

Trumps attorney printing up a the law firm name and logo and then taping it to her laptop, LOL

I’m surprised she didn’t auction off the space for ad placement purposes. Or maybe she did and the only org that bid on it was the same org stupid enough to hire her dumb ass. 

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OPO Sale?  Is like the organ donor people?  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

OPO Sale?  Is like the organ donor people?  

Post Office, I assume the hotel in DC. 

My bad, Old Post Office.  I forget that's the tradename for the property.  I thought it was some legal real estate shorthand I was too dumb to recognize.  

Poe It Up assures us that yesterday was a good day for Trump due to his testimony coverage.  But when the bench trial's judge increases your damages by 47% in less than 24 hours.  Yeah, election cycle or not...that's not a good day for a self-made real estate billionaire guru mogul.  That's a worse day than WeWork had yesterday, and that's fucking saying something.

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

But when the bench trial's judge increases your damages by 47% in less than 24 hours.  

It was the AG, not the judge.

Also, my bad.  I'm so used to seeing posts from X and Truth Social about her, that "AG" doesn't register with my brain unless it's proceeded by "FRAUDULENT, RACIST, POLITICALLY MOTIVATED, NYAG LETITIA JAMES!" 

Anyway, shit-tastic result for Trump.  Who knew that while under oath, claiming your properties were undervalued while also being overvalued at the same time by the same banks and the phantom CFO wasn't the hot play you thought it was in the car ride over?

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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Even though it's not televised will their be a video recording I can fap to later?

*they're

35 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Your a butt.

duck butt

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This fuckstain just needs to become worm food. It's the only thing that will save us from him and his despicable family.

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This fuckstain just needs to become worm food. It's the only thing that will save us from him and his despicable family.

A secret service guy needs to take one for the country.

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"One" could mean one of anything. 

22 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

1 minute ago.  Trump just chided Wallace again.  "That's a nice shirt.  Do they make it for men?"

Did Wallace ask about his lady's gold watch?

She's clearly leaning into the "I'm not here to listen to what he has to say..." misrepresentation.

Funny though, can someone remind me how many questions his lawyers asked him when the prosecution was done?

I think they've literally shifted to a kind of fillibuster technique here.  If they can file motions to let Trump just keep talking from now until the convention, they can actually play the "political witch hunt" card.  Shit, it's all on the record though or so they keep forgetting.  Fuck it, wind him up and pull the cord and let him talk until his adderrall crash kicks in.  Would love to hear his inane ramblings one last time before he strokes out.

Just watched the video.  Holy shit.  This is so dishonest and is in such bad faith.  And I know, duh- of course it is, but still.  You declined to cross!!!! Everything that "he didn't get to explain", could have been remedied by your own questioning! You didn't ask questions because you wanted to get him out of the hole he was digging because, in reality, he was saying to much!

Trump would filibuster his own attorneys on cross

7 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Just watched the video.  Holy shit.  This is so dishonest and is in such bad faith.  And I know, duh- of course it is, but still.  You declined to cross!!!! Everything that "he didn't get to explain", could have been remedied by your own questioning! You didn't ask questions because you wanted to get him out of the hole he was digging because, in reality, he was saying too much!

Derp. Misunderstood your post. Carry on. 

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:

This fuckstain just needs to become worm food. It's the only thing that will save us from him and his despicable family.

No fucking worm with any semblance of invertebrate character would eat that poisonous glob of toxic blubber, stale urine, and Adderall...

Serious question---do you think he'll be buried in that lady's sportswatch?  

Or will it be like the Elvis A(a)ron grave tombstone where if he's not wearing it on his corpse, it'll prove that he's not really dead and operating our government in exile?  

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Hmmm


I thought forgiven loans were the devil and socialism 

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How does one get millions in loans forgiven by REFUSING TO PAY and not pay taxes on them?  Asking for myself, because if that is true, I'm going to rethink my life.

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That makes him smart according to him. 

I've known literally dozens of grown, somewhat intelligent adults in my lifetime that have made a creditor deal on everything from a large commercial loan default to a charge-off on a small in-store credit card; who didn't know you had to pay taxes on that "forgiven" amount.  They honestly, not criminally, thought, "Okay, I pay my income taxes and my payroll taxes and my sales tax and all that.  And then over here, I took out a $5k credit limit, and paid down half of it and charged off the rest but kept the $2500 in stuff I bought.  So it dings my credit for a few years, but otherwise I'm square."  It's actually a disfunction of how bad our financial literacy training in this country is, but that's another story for another time.  

And also, none of the people to whom I refer became game show hosts or President of the United States.  

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