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Trump’s own legal team telling their PR flack/“journalist” that they’ve got Haberman in their pocket sure is a unique legal strategy.

However, it’s perfectly in line with Trump’s habit of further and further humiliating his followers, so that they’ll debase themselves so thoroughly they’ve got no social or professional prospects outside the Trump umbrella.

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44 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Trump’s own legal team telling their PR flack/“journalist” that they’ve got Haberman in their pocket sure is a unique legal strategy.

Cannon?

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Cannon?

Yeah, sue me, i haven't had enough coffee yet.

Haberman has been in their pocket for years.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

2nd best use of her mouth...

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but it wasn't a twist-off /jerry

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Trump’s own legal team telling their PR flack/“journalist” that they’ve got Haberman in their pocket sure is a unique legal strategy.

However, it’s perfectly in line with Trump’s habit of further and further humiliating his followers, so that they’ll debase themselves so thoroughly they’ve got no social or professional prospects outside the Trump umbrella.

Funny. I guess no one told them she’s just a dumbass. 

On 11/11/2023 at 12:26 PM, nbmishoid said:

Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.   Trump in a nutshell.

"...to help other people at all times.  To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight."  

As if.

"Okay.  Hi.  How are you?  My name is Stormy and I'm with the Boy Scouts of America.  And we're blowing obese presidents to get to the Jamboree."  

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You don’t have your best today.

I watched True Romance again for the first time awhile.  Then I realized it was 30 years old this Fall.  And half the cast in it is now dead in real life.  

 


That is a thing. That actually happened. Every single one of those fuckers who tried to overthrow my government should have been shot. Gasping their last as they bled out on the Capitol steps, with a sucking chest wound. Just enough time to experience the fear and certainty of their rapidly approaching death, knowing that was the price they paid for their idiotic treason.
We should have finished this. Right then and there.
I'd prefer hanging or guillotine in front of the capitol and aired on tv. This is what happens when you commit treason and try to overthrow the federal government.

You have to send a message that this is unacceptable and the consequences are severe. But yeah, everyone convicted so far has gotten off easy.

So, last Monday was when Dotard promised to reveal this super awesome document that would prove his innocence (honestly, I don't remember which set of felonies it referred to). I wonder what happened. Maybe he misplaced it. 

I think he ate it.  Or flushed it.  Either way, Heinz outside shoulda told ya'! 

With all those other revelations 

35 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So, last Monday was when Dotard promised to reveal this super awesome document that would prove his innocence (honestly, I don't remember which set of felonies it referred to). I wonder what happened. Maybe he misplaced it. 

DAMMIT!  I was so ready for this.  Someone needs to remind him.  I'm sure he just forgot.

It's in the queue behind the health care plan and Lindell's explosive new evidence of election fraud.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's in the queue behind the health care plan and Lindell's explosive new evidence of election fraud.

Backup at the printer's office, I guess.  Thanks, Obama!

Could we make a like a bizzaro-world advent calendar?  Where it's the dates of all the shit that Lindell, Rudy, Trump, et. al. have promised us would come in two weeks (or I guess in this case the 22-28 days of the Gregorian Advent)?  And just like you can open the little date door and get a chocolate or small toy, this one would have all the broken promises and grifted dreams of their acolytes?  That could be marketable, right?  Just a constant, daily reminder of everything they told you never coming to fruition.  Kinda like a holiday of broken dreams and false messiahs.  Yet another thing we could make a fortune on but for the death threats on our loved ones.  We could even MSpaint the cover.

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

DAMMIT!  I was so ready for this.  Someone needs to remind him.  I'm sure he just forgot.

Look in the infrastructure or GOP healthcare plan folders.  Should turn up in two weeks.

 

16 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Look in the infrastructure or GOP healthcare plan folders.  Should turn up in two weeks.

 

I think it must have blown away in that Alabama Hurricane.

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On 11/12/2023 at 7:29 AM, Chad Fuck said:

I was at the ‘89 Jamboree. 

 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Backup at the printer's office, I guess.  Thanks, Obama!

PC load letter!?

On 11/11/2023 at 10:38 PM, Captainant said:

If it's anything like what he saw in Putins soul, debatable. Bush blew up a whole shitload of Arabs so that haliburton could make sweet sweet quarterly growth

That's not why he invaded Iraq.

Nope, wrong.

Jeb Bush invaded Iraq.

Trump defeated Obama in 2016 because of Afghanistan.  

Biden will start World War II if re-elected.

McCain wasn't a war hero in Vietnam. 

Washington won the Revolutionary War by defeating the British at the Airport Ramps. 

Orban is gonna lead Turkey out of NATO because of unjust Ukrainian aid by our current government.

 

you know he's got a fantastic quote coming up about the French and Indian War.  It's okay to not have a working knowledge of U.S. military history.  But when you've been and want to again be, a Commander-in-Chief of the most powerful Armed Forces in global history...a cursory knowledge wouldn't kill you.  But I wish it would.  

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

So, last Monday was when Dotard promised to reveal this super awesome document that would prove his innocence (honestly, I don't remember which set of felonies it referred to). I wonder what happened. Maybe he misplaced it. 

 

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I think he ate it.  Or flushed it.  Either way, Heinz outside shoulda told ya'! 

 

2 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

With all those other revelations 

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

DAMMIT!  I was so ready for this.  Someone needs to remind him.  I'm sure he just forgot.

 

Mike Lindell was in charge of releasing the evidence.  It's a rolling 2-weeks.

 

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They made Junior “sexy” in today’s courtroom sketch:

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Did he lose a tooth in a bar fight or has he moved on from coke to meth?

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Did he lose a tooth in a bar fight or has he moved on from coke to meth?

Donnie Jr. could be heard saying, “what, me worry?”

28 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

That's not why he invaded Iraq.

It doesn't much matter what George W thought he was doing or why he was doing it.

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Sometimes, it only took one hand to control the strings. Just like this. 

20 minutes ago, C-Man said:

They made Junior “sexy” in today’s courtroom sketch:

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36 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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They better be getting a lot more damning shit than that out of those twats.  Nothing in that article makes me think the plea deals were worth it to the prosecution.

42 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

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Bush enjoyed record high approval ratings during the first Gulf War. But he didn’t pursue Saddam’s fleeing army into Iraq because he (rightly) didn’t want to wind up in a quagmire. When hostilities against Iraq ceased, the elder Bush’s approval rating fell. Dubya wasn’t going to make that mistake. He was going to do something his dad didn’t do. He was going to invade Iraq and get re-elected. 

44 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Blah blah blah -- that lying, remorseless, treasonous chunk of fetid fecal sludge can burn in fucking hell.  She betrayed my country, and was a party to its attempted murder.  The sooner she eats a bullet or ODs like the pathetic cowardly shitstain she is, the better.

Sidney and Jenna didn’t kill themselves. 

19 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

They better be getting a lot more damning shit than that out of those twats.  Nothing in that article makes me think the plea deals were worth it to the prosecution.

Prepare for massive disappointment. All you're going to get is hearsay from wildly unreliable characters and the occasional text where we all know exactly what they mean, but we can definitely prove that that's exactly what they mean.

46 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Sidney and Jenna didn’t kill themselves. 

But we all hope they do 

Has it ever been mentioned in this forum that DJT is criminally insane?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/joewalsh/2022/03/23/gop-rep-mo-brooks-claims-trump-asked-him-to-reinstate-trump-presidency/?sh=10bca291edd2

In a statement issued hours after Trump un-endorsed Brooks in a Senate race, Brooks claimed Trump has asked him to “rescind” his election loss, return him to the White House and “hold a new special election for the presidency”—an unprecedented set of proposals that Congress has no legal or constitutional authority to follow through on.

 

The congressman says he told Trump this request was unconstitutional since any recourse to reverse the results of the 2020 election disappeared after Congress certified the Electoral College results on January 6, 2021, which angered the former president.

3 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Has it ever been mentioned in this forum that DJT is criminally insane?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/joewalsh/2022/03/23/gop-rep-mo-brooks-claims-trump-asked-him-to-reinstate-trump-presidency/?sh=10bca291edd2

In a statement issued hours after Trump un-endorsed Brooks in a Senate race, Brooks claimed Trump has asked him to “rescind” his election loss, return him to the White House and “hold a new special election for the presidency”—an unprecedented set of proposals that Congress has no legal or constitutional authority to follow through on.

 

The congressman says he told Trump this request was unconstitutional since any recourse to reverse the results of the 2020 election disappeared after Congress certified the Electoral College results on January 6, 2021, which angered the former president.

Angry Snow Monkey Mo Brooks eventually chose to live in reality...

Nah.

Gotta be some other reason.

57 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Sidney and Jenna didn’t kill themselves. 

Yet

Our next president is quoting Hitler and was openly talking about remaining in power after he lost. Sucks that Biden is three years older, though. Can't have that. So, goodbye America, I guess.

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He is openly telling people what he will do if he gets back in office and yet he's still as popular as ever with just under half of the country. I'm so tired of the left whining over Biden and some claiming they will stay home because of things like Gaza. Okay, well then you deserve the utter hellscape that awaits you if you think sitting home is better than pulling the lever for evil Uncle Joe. 

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Our next president is quoting Hitler and was openly talking about remaining in power after he lost. Sucks that Biden is three years older, though. Can't have that. So, goodbye America, I guess.

There was huge front page NYT article about how he plans to deport millions after sticking them in concentration camps and it didn't even get its own thread.

Sidney singing like a canary:

who leaked these anyway?

Sydney Fuckin' Powell.  Whether this influences the cases or not, I love that she's on tape admitting that Trump was told he lost.

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Sidney singing like a canary:

who leaked these anyway?

What is it with these Trumpy women and their fancy scarves?

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