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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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To be fair to Trump, that’s a pretty good character witness. It's not like they can actually interview a pile of shit 

Anyone who thought our Justice system was up to the task of protecting our Constitution from tfg was wrong. I point to the timing of the upcoming trials and the 14th Amendment as justification for my claim. The orange despot will not be precluded from the ballot.

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53 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Anyone who thought our Justice system was up to the task of protecting our Constitution from tfg was wrong. I point to the timing of the upcoming trials and the 14th Amendment as justification for my claim. The orange despot will not be precluded from the ballot.

NYT: Legal Professionals Have No Duty to Uphold the Constitution. Here’s Why We Should Feel Good About That.

by @TwiceHorn

42 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Trump will eat anything.

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Please just die. For the love of god, just die.

(not you @Francisco 2.0)

Hate fuels this POS.  This has to be a SIM, in any world that makes any sense at all he'd be dead 100x over.  I've given up at this point.  He needs to be beaten at the ballot box because the fat fuck will not die. 

On 1/12/2024 at 4:03 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

Genuinely remarkable what going full-MAGA does to a person.

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She's becoming Sarah Huckabee. I guess it's the result of surrendering your soul and integrity to align with the plague. Sad. She looks like a nice person in the before shot. In the second, she has the hollow eyes of a person with just a shred of dignity and soul who knows it will soon be gone.

She look like this in the end. The grim toady to a shit monster.

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On 1/12/2024 at 4:03 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

Genuinely remarkable what going full-MAGA does to a person.

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Her looks transferred over to Habba....

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Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes… 

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Hey DUMBASS,  maybe you should have nominated some Democrats for better results.

55 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

Played like the piece of ass she is. 

12 hours ago, Captainant said:

the big lebowski dude GIF

Trumps ability to indefinitely delay justice does make me question the how realistic it is that he will face any meaning consequence. 

 

 

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Interesting …

 

Fuck that bitch. Sweating an oath to orange limp dick instead of country. Fuck everyone in that cult 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Interesting …

 

This is the shit that the Qanon dumbfucks should be foaming at the mouth over - not imaginary basements in pizza parlors or Oprah Winfrey drinking the fluids of children to stay young.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Very good summary ….

 

Why is that guy talkin’ all faggy?

/maga

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15 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Why is that guy talkin’ all faggy?

/maga

Electrolytes 

He literally (literally) looks like an oompa loompa in that clip.

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16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Keep talking dumb ass 

 

How can they support him? Well, you see, it turns out that they are completely full of shit. 

how can that have been going on a million years if the Earth is 6,000 years old?

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

How can they support him? Well, you see, it turns out that they are completely full of shit. 

And because evangelical men want to, or already, do it.

And because evangelical men want to, or already, do it.

In fairness, a lot of those men say “whew….he wasn’t taking about me…because I prefer sexually assaulting young boys.”
58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


In fairness, a lot of those men say “whew….he wasn’t taking about me…because I prefer sexually assaulting young boys.”

 

all this, grabbing a pussy is a foreign concept to them. they want and crave molesting kids

Yeah, why is the most disturbing thing about that he clearly pauses to collect his thoughts and declares that we’ve had television stars on our planet for one million years?   

Yeah, why is the most disturbing thing about that he clearly pauses to collect his thoughts and declares that we’ve had television stars on our planet for one million years?   

It’s like you never even watched the famous documentary “The Flintstones.”

I remember at like 5 or 6yo watching an episode where Fred was changing channels.  And I was fascinated that he had a remote control which was a rock with a button he’d push and a little bird would fly out and go change the channel on the TV set.  I just accepted they had TV in their prehistoric world but the remote control didn’t make any sense because how do you get the bird back into the little cage device?  
 

I probably would have made a good Trumper but for after that show, I turned it off and went to crack a book.  

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


It’s like you never even watched the famous documentary “The Flintstones.”

I'll tell you, Barney Rubble never grabbed a strange woman by the pussy. He knew he outkicked his coverage when he landed Betty and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that.

51 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll tell you, Barney Rubble never grabbed a strange woman by the pussy. He knew he outkicked his coverage when he landed Betty and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that.

The story of the average Surlyite's life.

12 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll tell you, Barney Rubble never grabbed a strange woman by the pussy. He knew he outkicked his coverage when he landed Betty and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that.

Barney Rubble. What an actor. 

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Another ill-fated attempt to delay or a simple case of lawyer's shocked that the guy who notoriously doesn't pay people who work for him failed to pay them?

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-loses-three-lawyers-one-day-1860847

Sounds like it’s mostly about the Carroll case, but they also don’t want to represent him anywhere else.  Either he didn’t pay, or they are pissed that he’s not been taking their advice about speaking outside of court.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Sounds like it’s mostly about the Carroll case, but they also don’t want to represent him anywhere else.  Either he didn’t pay, or they are pissed that he’s not been taking their advice about speaking outside of court.


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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Sounds like it’s mostly about the Carroll case, but they also don’t want to represent him anywhere else.  Either he didn’t pay, or they are pissed that he’s not been taking their advice about speaking outside of court.


he didn’t pay <<< we all know it’s this one 

 

also, why is dumbass sitting there for jury selection 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


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Joe Tacopina?  What about DeOreo?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

also, why is dumbass sitting there for jury selection 

Heard a talking head this morning say that he now really wants to lean into his legal issues, as he sees that as a positive for his campaign.

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

Just now, Red Five said:

Heard a talking head this morning say that he now really wants to lean into his legal issues, as he sees that as a positive for his campaign.

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

his two largest fundraising days in 2023 by a fairly wide margin were the day he was arrested and indicted in new york and the day he was arrested and mugshot in atlanta.

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Heard a talking head this morning say that he now really wants to lean into his legal issues, as he sees that as a positive for his campaign.

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

They are for the GOP primary, but he should be coasting in that and focusing on Biden already, and leaning into his legal issues and whining that he's being unfairly targeted by the deep state won't help him in the general. That shit only appeals to his cultists, nobody else is interested in listening to him whine about how mean everybody is to him.   

8 minutes ago, sidis said:

his two largest fundraising days in 2023 by a fairly wide margin were the day he was arrested and indicted in new york and the day he was arrested and mugshot in atlanta.

If Biden got a jaywalking ticket tomorrow, Rs would hammer him for it every day until November. Unapologetically, and without irony. Just two different universes. 

 

4 hours ago, dcbc said:

Another ill-fated attempt to delay or a simple case of lawyer's shocked that the guy who notoriously doesn't pay people who work for him failed to pay them?

 

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-loses-three-lawyers-one-day-1860847

In the Carroll cases and Bragg indictment, I know Trump has other lawyers in habba dabba do and Susan Necheles, among others.

As you know, but the gallery does not, probably, presence of other lawyers makes withdrawal easier.  

It seems that over the last couple of years, particularly with respect to the criminal cases, Trump has been paying his lawyers.  So, I am going to guess that it's a combination of Trump not following his advice (and being undermined by habba dabba do), as well as losing every time he turns around in the Carroll case.

20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If Biden got a jaywalking ticket tomorrow, Rs would hammer him for it every day until November. Unapologetically, and without irony. Just two different universes. 

 

Now imagine Biden had flown on Epstein's "Lolita Express" seven times like Trump. Holy shit, that would be all you heard about.

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47 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Then I hopped into a bath and tossed a toaster in there with me because I can't take this shit anymore. 

You're supposed to plug it in, dumbass.

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