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9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think Ted turner has those rights

Gucci Mane bought them off him.

 

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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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If nothing else, I guessing today was very expensive for lots of people.  

Of there’s one thing I like about the Trump era…it’s how much and how many attorneys are getting paid. Warms my heart.
27 minutes ago, dcbc said:

You guys could headline!

 

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Beat me to it.

That's a fucking bummer.  Of all the members of those bands what I went to see live at that festival, literally half of them are dead now.  

Also-what the fuck with Willis?  She had every base covered in this case, while her date was covering her third?  

Just now, Brisketexan said:


Of there’s one thing I like about the Trump era…it’s how much and how many attorneys are getting paid. Warms my heart.

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Just now, Brisketexan said:


Of there’s one thing I like about the Trump era…it’s how much and how many attorneys are getting paid. Warms my heart.

Trickle down economics in motion.  

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Wow.

I can smell the patchouli just looking at that picture.

6 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Trickle down economics in motion.  

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The bucks stop here.

42 minutes ago, dcbc said:

You guys could headline!

 

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Beat me to it.

yeah but you did it better

5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Cash Horde

 

 

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12 hours ago, The Dog said:

or raid the GOP coffers (once his daughter in law is there):

He’s absolutely going to siphon money from the RNC. Non zero chance it ends like this.

 

what time is Engoran supposed to drop that lump of coal in Trump's stocking? Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth commence. 

Just checking in once every few weeks to see if he's being held accountable yet by a corrupt criminal justice system?

Nope? Cash still gumming up the gears of justice?

 

Hoping to feel the BOOM from Judge E today. 

31 minutes ago, Player said:

what time is Engoran supposed to drop that lump of coal in Trump's stocking? Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth commence. 

Weird that you asked and I remembered, but according to Michael Cohen's "sources" on yesterday's MT podcast, between 2 and 3 pm today (I assume Eastern time). 

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20 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Just checking in once every few weeks to see if he's being held accountable yet by a corrupt criminal justice system?

Nope? Cash still gumming up the gears of justice?

 

You know that I am a high priest in the Church of Ain't Nothin' Gonna Happen.

BUT...I also have personal experience advising clients who have gone up a bigger, better-funded, bullying adversary, when we are dead-solid right on the law and facts.  I tell them that the other side is going to throw everything they have at us, and charge and bellow like an 800 pound silverback gorilla.....because THAT'S ALL THEY HAVE.  To win, all we have to do is....still be there, standing firm, just like we are, when the dust settles and the gorilla has run out of shit to throw.

Patience is our weapon, and it's a lethal motherfucker.  Sometimes it has taken a year.  Or two.  Or even four.   But in every such dynamic, the same outcome came to pass.  The gorilla ran out of shit to throw, we were still standing, and then we deployed our side of the case on OUR terms and beat the fuck out of them.....and they quickly surrendered, because they had nothing left (indeed, they never had anything at all, just money and bluster).

The system does allow bullies to take advantage of it and delay and cost lots of money.  It fucking sucks, and is bullshit.  But, the system is also still there when the bullies run out of money and shit to throw.  I expect that the experienced litigants and prosecutors on the other side of Trump in these cases all know that.  The legal positions of bullies like Trump fail as follows: not at all....then slowly....then all at once.

I sure as shit hope that pattern stays true here.

31 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

. . . by a corrupt criminal justice system?

This part reads like one of Trump's posts.

 

/no offense

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Patience is our weapon, and it's a lethal motherfucker. 

Absolutely this.  Back in my early days of practice, I had a hourly-billed client who would call every day for case-status updates.  He learned patience after the first billing cycle and only called every other day.  It was a lucrative way to enjoy my morning coffee as a young lawyer.  When we finally had the opposition by the balls and brought them to the settlement table, I wonder if he looked at our firm's chunk and thought about all those status update calls.

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29 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Just checking in once every few weeks to see if he's being held accountable yet by a corrupt criminal justice system?

Nope? Cash still gumming up the gears of justice?

 

Look, I’ve told every judge and lawyer I know to get this shit done quicker because Herminator has his own timeline to meet. All I can do, really.  

 

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Patience is our weapon, and it's a lethal motherfucker. 

Taking the patient approach with a cancer is how you let it metastasize and spread. That's exactly what's happened with trump, and is solely a consequence of the uniquely FUCKING SLOW modus operandi that trump exclusively gets. 

 

That's what I figured. I'll check back in another month or so

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Taking the patient approach with a cancer is how you let it metastasize and spread. That's exactly what's happened with trump, and is solely a consequence of the uniquely FUCKING SLOW modus operandi that trump exclusively gets. 

If you're looking for Brisket to tell you that the slow and methodical nature of our criminal justice system doesn't have a helluva downside, you're going to be waiting a long time.

I strongly believe that we should have shot insurrectionist by the fucking truckload on January 6th.  If you want to deal with a threat QUICKLY, there are tools to do so.  They involve hot lead, and Esso Stations.  They have their place, and their merits. They also have their downsides.

History will tell if we chose wisely in picking the rule of law path.  The jury is definitely still out.

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Look, I’ve told every judge and lawyer I know to get this shit done quicker because Herminator has his own timeline to meet. All I can do, really.  

 

Would be nice to clear the docket and get the cases of the presidential candidate who led an insurrection and stole and disseminated classified information expedited. But maybe they're going as fast as they can already. 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

History will tell if we chose wisely in picking the rule of law path.  The jury is definitely still out.

My frustration is that "the rule of law path" means doing fucking nothing for years and then frantically trying to get it all done before the election 

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3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Taking the patient approach with a cancer is how you let it metastasize and spread. That's exactly what's happened with trump, and is solely a consequence of the uniquely FUCKING SLOW modus operandi that trump exclusively gets. 

Sometimes when you move too quickly, you can overlook things.  As my wife's MD Anderson trained oncologist told us, "I know you want us to cut this thing out of you yesterday.  But the reality is that we're not as worried about what we can see as what we cannot see."  

 

Knock wood.  We are coming up on ten years cancer free.

 

With Trump, I'd rather have them do it right than right now.

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Would be nice to clear the docket and get the cases of the presidential candidate who led an insurrection and stole and disseminated classified information expedited. But maybe they're going as fast as they can already. 

 

I agree, and I hope so.

5 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Sometimes when you move too quickly, you can overlook things.  As my wife's MD Anderson trained oncologist told us, "I know you want us to cut this thing out of you yesterday.  But the reality is that we're not as worried about what we can see as what we cannot see."  

 

Knock wood.  We are coming up on ten years cancer free.

 

With Trump, I'd rather have them do it right than right now.

Our national cancer is not in remission. It is actively in control of the body politik and continuing to influence national and international policy so that it can have a better shot of becoming even more powerful in November. 

 

To follow your metaphor, this an active and spreading cancer that all the brightest legal minds are thrilled to be dragging their feet in treating. It's fucking ridiculous. 

11 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Our national cancer is not in remission. It is actively in control of the body politik and continuing to influence national and international policy so that it can have a better shot of becoming even more powerful in November. 

 

To follow your metaphor, this an active and spreading cancer that all the brightest legal minds are thrilled to be dragging their feet in treating. It's fucking ridiculous. 

It's not my metaphor.  And I'm not going to lump myself in with the "brightest legal minds," nor am I "thrilled" that this sort of thing takes time since I, like you, and other seemingly like-minded people, believe this to be an awful problem these criminals are for the survival of our country.  I want to see unlubed justice applied with vigor and without pity as soon as possible.

 

With that said, I am more familiar than many with how this sort of thing works, particularly on the appellate side of the coin.  And on that end, it appears to me to be moving with more exigency than I would have expected or for which I could have hoped.  I understand that it's frustrating and infuriating nonetheless.  But forgive my saying so, if you think this is slow, you ain't seen slow.

 

The rule of law path lacks the immediacy of the murderous rampage path (as Brisket noted).  But I suppose if I'm going down, I'm going down with lady justice.  It's the path I've chosen.

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9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Our national cancer is not in remission. It is actively in control of the body politik and continuing to influence national and international policy so that it can have a better shot of becoming even more powerful in November. 

 

To follow your metaphor, this an active and spreading cancer that all the brightest legal minds are thrilled to be dragging their feet in treating. It's fucking ridiculous. 

To follow the metaphor even further.....it may be that this cancer is going to kill us, no matter what we do (that's what Brisket thinks, by the way).

Move quickly?  It devastates the body, and we die.

Move slowly and deliberately?  It lets the cancer spread enough, and we die.

Option 1 - we die.  Option 2 - we die.  Bottom line, if Trumpism and its adherents want to kill the Republic, they have the numbers to do so.  It doesn't take a majority to kill the body politic.  Just a critical mass.  Yes, just like cancer.

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17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
To follow the metaphor even further.....it may be that this cancer is going to kill us, no matter what we do (that's what Brisket thinks, by the way).
Move quickly?  It devastates the body, and we die.
Move slowly and deliberately?  It lets the cancer spread enough, and we die.
Option 1 - we die.  Option 2 - we die.  Bottom line, if Trumpism and its adherents want to kill the Republic, they have the numbers to do so.  It doesn't take a majority to kill the body politic.  Just a critical mass.  Yes, just like cancer.

Fuck all cancer, both actual and metaphorical.

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7 minutes ago, dcbc said:
17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
To follow the metaphor even further.....it may be that this cancer is going to kill us, no matter what we do (that's what Brisket thinks, by the way).
Move quickly?  It devastates the body, and we die.
Move slowly and deliberately?  It lets the cancer spread enough, and we die.
Option 1 - we die.  Option 2 - we die.  Bottom line, if Trumpism and its adherents want to kill the Republic, they have the numbers to do so.  It doesn't take a majority to kill the body politic.  Just a critical mass.  Yes, just like cancer.

Fuck cancer.

This is what we've been saying, man.  Since 2015.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

This is what we've been saying, man.  Since 2015.

New metaphor.  Trump is like syphilis.  Discuss.

He spreads via genital contact and can infect and rot your brain if left untreated?

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He spreads via genital contact and can infect and rot your brain if left untreated?

based on who i know that is MAGA, it seems even worse.  it spreads through their daydreams of genital contact with him.

Mushrooms can't get STD's you fucking short-sided morons.  

However, he does seem to be faltering faster than we thought.  He will not live past 12 months.  Book it.  You have that much time to build up a tolerance to snorting thunder and shitting heroin.  

Like everything else in this dumb country, we are reactive not proactive.

We will not cut the cancer out. We are waiting to see if the crystals work because half this country is looney tunes. 

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Taking the patient approach with a cancer is how you let it metastasize and spread. That's exactly what's happened with trump, and is solely a consequence of the uniquely FUCKING SLOW modus operandi that trump exclusively gets. 

Not exclusively.  It's a time honored tactic just like brisket said.

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17 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

That litter box is going to suck royally to clean out.

29 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

We will not cut the cancer out. We are waiting to see if the crystals work because half this country is looney tunes. 

I prefer to think of it as neoadjuvant chemotherapy.  It interferes with Trump's ability to do more damage while destroying the unseen, potential for damage not yet irreversible.  Once we have him cornered, we cut him out.  No need to turn to crystals until the real weapons fail.

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Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

what about fake cancer?

 

I think he finally got kicked out of congress.

15 hours ago, BamaATL said:

If nothing else, I guessing today was very expensive for lots of people.  

poor, white people with red hats.

What time is this happening?

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2 hours ago, Captainant said:

Taking the patient approach with a cancer is how you let it metastasize and spread. That's exactly what's happened with trump, and is solely a consequence of the uniquely FUCKING SLOW modus operandi that trump exclusively gets. 

 

Trump's influence among the electorate is shrinking, not growing. Sure, his hardcore supporters are even deeper up his ass now than they ever were, but they are a shrinking group, and those who are not in that group - the majority of the country - are so done with his shit.

He rode a blue-collar rust belt wave into office in 2016, because he spoke their language, and the Democrats had taken them for granted since Clinton without doing anything for them. And then Trump did nothing real for them. And now Biden has done explicit and effective things for them. He's completely reversed the advantage Trump had and brought them back into the fold.

 

2 hours ago, Captainant said:

My frustration is that "the rule of law path" means doing fucking nothing for years and then frantically trying to get it all done before the election 

 

It don't make a shit if it happens before or after the election, because Trump ain't winning the election.

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2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

Trump's influence among the electorate is shrinking, not growing. Sure, his hardcore supporters are even deeper up his ass now than they ever were, but they are a shrinking group, and those who are not in that group - the majority of the country - are so done with his shit.

He rode a blue-collar rust belt wave into office in 2016, because he spoke their language, and the Democrats had taken them for granted since Clinton without doing anything for them. And then Trump did nothing real for them. And now Biden has done explicit and effective things for them. He's completely reversed the advantage Trump had and brought them back into the fold.

 

 

It don't make a shit if it happens before or after the election, because Trump ain't winning the election.

My dude. Trump is actively torpedoing legislation that affects foreign and domestic policy. He is continuing to jeopardize Ukraine's national sovereignty and ability to defend herself, and throwing sand into the gears of our legislature for the sole sake of a potential campaign advantage. 

 

He is able to do all of this because our justice system has taken the rope a dope and appeasement approach towards this fucking fascist. History shows us time and time again that failure to promptly punish a fascist coup attempt only guarantees another one after a period of destroying the government from within. 

4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

My dude. Trump is actively torpedoing legislation that affects foreign and domestic policy. He is continuing to jeopardize Ukraine's national sovereignty and ability to defend herself, and throwing sand into the gears of our legislature for the sole sake of a potential campaign advantage. 

 

He is able to do all of this because our justice system has taken the rope a dope and appeasement approach towards this fucking fascist. History shows us time and time again that failure to promptly punish a fascist coup attempt only guarantees another one after a period of destroying the government from within. 

No, He is able to all of this because gop leadership after the 1/6 insurrection didn't want to take a hard L so they made statements that Trump was done and would/could never lead the party again, so impeachment was just a dem victory lap in their minds.  Shocker!  They lied.   Trump was on the outs for a year before they returned to him, hat in hand, to kowtow and suckle his orange power teets.

13 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Trump is actively torpedoing legislation that affects foreign and domestic policy. He is continuing to jeopardize Ukraine's national sovereignty and ability to defend herself, and throwing sand into the gears of our legislature for the sole sake of a potential campaign advantage. 

And by doing so, he's not only costing himself the election, he's costing the GOP.

Because of Trump's influence on the border deal, the Democrats can now use the border hysteria that the GOP created against them. That's exactly what just happened this week: A Democrat challenger in a heavily Republican district destroyed his Republican challenger by 7.5 points - by running on border security.

This isn't a hypothetical. IT JUST HAPPENED. And it's going to continue to happen because the GOP has become a one-man party with no issues, and that man happens to be a complete dimwit.

So, Eeyore all you want, but it has no basis in reality. You have to have your head buried pretty far up your own asshole to think Trump has a chance in hell at this point. Just like his supporters do.

I mean shit, listen to Brisket. Brisket isn't joking when he says he's been the leader of the doom n gloom club. But even he sees the trend now.

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4 minutes ago, locodos said:

No, He is able to all of this because gop leadership after the 1/6 insurrection didn't want to take a hard L so they made statements that Trump was done and would/could never lead the party again, so impeachment was just a dem victory lap in their minds.  Shocker!  They lied.   Trump was on the outs for a year before they returned to him, hat in hand, to kowtow and suckle his orange power teets.

 

And to go further, the RNC will soon be a subsidary of Trump Organization.

Not only did team GOP return (well, they actually never left) but they also just handed over the entire Republican party organization and appratus lock, stock and barrel.  

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