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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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Can a convicted felon run for president? Asking for a stupid fucking asshole.

 

Edit oh ok way late. Ads are taking over every post so can’t follow well on mobile

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Do they put him on a scale during the booking procedures?

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Why all the furor on the right? Trump finally won a popular vote. 

Yep, still just as funny the 8th time. Carry on.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The important thing is that his idiot followers have to defend him paying off a porn star, and they have to do it publicly while trying to deny that he had an affair with her.  Or paid her for sex.

LBJ would be proud. 

Are we sure that’s all this is?  I mean 34 counts in his indictment amid chatter that the Trump Org CFO might have flipped.  If that’s true, I’m guessing he at least knows of a lot more illegality than porn star hush money.

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Do they put him on a scale during the booking procedures?

Stop at a truck weigh station on the way downtown?

4 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Are we sure that’s all this is?  I mean 34 counts in his indictment amid chatter that the Trump Org CFO might have flipped.  If that’s true, I’m guessing he at least knows of a lot more illegality than porn star hush money.

I’m guessing tax fraud if Weisselberg flipped? 

7 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Can a convicted felon run for president? Asking for a stupid fucking asshole.

Yes, dammit.

Stormy Daniels still bringing the satisfaction.

One of the more difficult aspects of convicting Trump for this or other offenses is proving his personal knowledge of the "affair."

He could very well have said, "pay her off, do what you need to do" and left it at that.  Or, even if that didn't happen, it could probably be fairly credibly characterized that way.  Remember that paying her off, itself, is not illegal.  In this particular case, it's hiding those payments as payments of legal fees (falsification of documents), and for the benefit of the candidate/campaign.

A guy like Pecker or Weisselberg could establish that he knew the payments needed to be disguised and endorsed that plan. among other things.  Cohen could, but he's got credibility problems.

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36 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Yesterday I’m at work in the morning and I look over and three feet from me was Robert DeNiro sitting down in the corner of our bar. I would have enjoyed seeing him there today instead to see the reaction on his face to this news.

I guess it’s nyc but in the morning?

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

omg this is art right here im dying 🤣🤣🤣

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35 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good album

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I like my Sturm und Drang old school.

 

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

I may end up sleeping in airport parking garage as I plan on drinking on plane to celebrate!!!

Says the pilot

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39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

34 fucking counts 😂😂😂😂😂

 

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12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess it’s nyc but in the morning?

He wasn’t drinking. Just sitting in a quiet corner having an espresso. Same spot I sit in when I don’t want to hear much in the way of noise when I begin my day. The only people drinking in the morning are the Europeans. 

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30 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

That's a big twinkie. 

Sound on. 

 

I've made a terrible mistake.  I smoked the aluminum foil and shoved the meth up my butthole.  Dammit.  This is why we can't have nice things.  

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5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I've made a terrible mistake.  I smoked the aluminum foil and shoved the meth up my butthole.  Dammit.  This is why we can't have nice things.  

Sir, this is an Arby's.

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27 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Stormy Daniels still bringing the satisfaction.

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Just now, dcbc said:

Sir, this is an Arby's.

Well then fucking man up and squirt a packet up my butthole to take the edge off.  I got way too crazy once I read the news.  I am fucking freaking out right now! 

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

I've made a terrible mistake.  I smoked the aluminum foil and shoved the meth up my butthole.  Dammit.  This is why we can't have nice things.  

If this is true, your deed might have just surpassed Ashli Babbit’s January 6th protest as the dumbest act inspired by Donald Trump.

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1 hour ago, Clintonaldo said:

I think this is a mistake. It’s just going to make his idiot supporters like him more. 

The ultra magas will become super max magas

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I've made a terrible mistake.  I smoked the aluminum foil and shoved the meth up my butthole.  Dammit.  This is why we can't have nice things.  

I think I did that with my first home made bong in middle school.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Robert Costa...ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 


but soros !!!!!!

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

If this is true, your deed might have just surpassed Ashli Babbit’s January 6th protest as the dumbest act inspired by Donald Trump.

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Wait, it's all good.  I doubled back and checked everything out. I shoved my aluminum foil up your mom's butthole, smoked the meth, and called your Dad.  We're all good in the 'hood.  This is gonna be a fantastic weekend.  

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And on top of this unprecedented good news, Rush Limbaugh remains sober going on 772 days now.  

If the dems had just ignored him, he probably wouldn't even get the Republican nomination.  So many people have moved on.

Fuck.

Hush money to a stripper?  That's the primary charge that's being talked about?  Not embezzlement of US funds, not treason, not any great crime empire? Business shenanigans related to an affair?   They better have more than that when they unseal the charges or this going to backfire. 

Before you scream that that it can't backfire and he's done, remember back to 2015.  You probably through he would never win, and you probably didn't know anyone who voted for him.  But he did win.

If he beats these charges, this validates any kind bat-shit they're-out-to-get-me story that they want to make up.

If they don't get a solid and swift conviction, (and unless the charges have some bombshells, they probably won't get either) this is going to be a fucking shitshow.

 

 

49 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Do they put him on a scale during the booking procedures?

Right after they make him spread his cheeks and shine a flashlight up his taint. 

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3 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

If the dems had just ignored him, he probably wouldn't even get the Republican nomination.  So many people have moved on.

Fuck.

Hush money to a stripper?  That's the primary charge that's being talked about?  Not embezzlement of US funds, not treason, not any great crime empire? Business shenanigans related to an affair?   They better have more than that when they unseal the charges or this going to backfire. 

Before you scream that that it can't backfire and he's done, remember back to 2015.  You probably through he would never win, and you probably didn't know anyone who voted for him.  But he did win.

If he beats these charges, this validates any kind bat-shit they're-out-to-get-me story that they want to make up.

If they don't get a solid and swift conviction, (and unless the charges have some bombshells, they probably won't get either) this is going to be a fucking shitshow.

 

 

The people who are going to vote for him because he's mired in a "witch hunt" criminal trial were already going to vote for him.

25 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

He wasn’t drinking. Just sitting in a quiet corner having an espresso. Same spot I sit in when I don’t want to hear much in the way of noise when I begin my day. The only people drinking in the morning are the Europeans. 

 

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6 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

If the dems had just ignored him, he probably wouldn't even get the Republican nomination.  So many people have moved on.

Fuck.

Hush money to a stripper?  That's the primary charge that's being talked about?  Not embezzlement of US funds, not treason, not any great crime empire? Business shenanigans related to an affair?   They better have more than that when they unseal the charges or this going to backfire. 

Before you scream that that it can't backfire and he's done, remember back to 2015.  You probably through he would never win, and you probably didn't know anyone who voted for him.  But he did win.

If he beats these charges, this validates any kind bat-shit they're-out-to-get-me story that they want to make up.

If they don't get a solid and swift conviction, (and unless the charges have some bombshells, they probably won't get either) this is going to be a fucking shitshow.

 

 

Want to know how I know you haven't been paying attention?

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3 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

If the dems had just ignored him, he probably wouldn't even get the Republican nomination.  So many people have moved on.

Fuck.

Hush money to a stripper?  That's the primary charge that's being talked about?  Not embezzlement of US funds, not treason, not any great crime empire? Business shenanigans related to an affair?   They better have more than that when they unseal the charges or this going to backfire. 

Before you scream that that it can't backfire and he's done, remember back to 2015.  You probably through he would never win, and you probably didn't know anyone who voted for him.  But he did win.

If he beats these charges, this validates any kind bat-shit they're-out-to-get-me story that they want to make up.

If they don't get a solid and swift conviction, (and unless the charges have some bombshells, they probably won't get either) this is going to be a fucking shitshow.

 

 

The “dems” didn’t do shit. Trump has committed a litany of crimes before, during, and after office. The law finally holding him accountable is a good thing. 

46 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Stormy Daniels still bringing the satisfaction.

She threw in the second f*cking for free !

heart of gold 

Alright, the bath salts are wearing off.  A lot of innocent people are gonna die this week from MAGA-inspired mass shootings.  We are so fucked.  At least Don, Jr. got a hot batch...so that's something....

So does the spineless weenie turn himself in or does he tell the state of NY - ‘come get me !’

Nothing like waking up in Asia to a Trump indictment and MAGA tears in my cup. This was seen as the weakest of the cases, 34 counts probably means they got more serious dirt than just the Stormy pay off not to talk about Trump's micro phallus.  Going to be funny to see the idiots he scrounges up to represent him in all these court rooms he will be inhabiting soon.

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