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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

She is officially dumb as fuck. 

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

She is officially dumb as fuck. 

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1 minute ago, safe sex said:

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It's more that than anything else. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Yeah.

I've been hearing y'all blather about how the Saudis, Russians, Chinese, Elon, etc are going to front this money for Trump and "buy" him.

And nobody's buying.

Why do y'all think that is? If he's up for sale (and he is) to these fuckers who have money to burn (and they do) and who can wreck America bad if (and they would), why ain't they buyin? In the words of the Fresh Prince, why don't they love him?

simple

because he ain't doing what anyone tells him to do and can't win in November and everyone knows it

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4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

She is officially dumb as fuck. 

So what's the recourse?  Because all I'm seeing is an extremely useful idiot in preventing any sort of judgement against Trump.

44 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Boo hoo!

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"nor do they have the ability to post such a bond, even if they wanted to."

No one has that much money!!

18 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

She is officially dumb as fuck. 

yet nominated by trump for a lifetime appointment

Can we rename this thread to 

“Broke Ass Bitch Indicated”?

24 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

She is officially dumb as fuck. 


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6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

yet nominated by trump for a lifetime appointment


she’s the next Supreme Court justice if trump wins 

29 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

She is officially dumb as fuck. 

 

34 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"nor do they have the ability to post such a bond, even if they wanted to."

No one has that much money!!

For a guy who 'made a living' off the capital stack of real estate, his knowledge of how bonds work is almost as impressive as his understanding of tariffs.  Truly mind-bottling.  

40 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

So what's the recourse?  Because all I'm seeing is an extremely useful idiot in preventing any sort of judgement against Trump.

There's nothing wrong with this per se. Jury instructions will have to be done regardless. 

But this evidences that she has no understanding whatsoever of the interplay between the PRA and 18 USC 793,which is none. 

She is trying to manufacture nuances where there are none, much like she did earlier because she's a fuckin dumbass. 

She has at least one clerk to help her make sense of this because she can't figure it out on her own and still fucks it up. 

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47 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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You've got a lot of money, Mark......

Go on and lead by example......

Except that you're not as fucking stupid as the people who listen to your show and buy your books.......

It would be easier if he just stated which political opponents of his that he won't put in jail.

Also, he's putting these people in danger, and he knows that. 

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

1af

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

petered out a little short

Trump in a nutshell.

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Seize his shit, but do not liquidate it. Hold drag queen parties in the MAL ballroom. Set up a free vaccination spot in the parking lot. Let the homeless and migrants live on the greens.  Set up a banned book loan library in the room he hid the documents. Give free Taco Bell to any guests and let them destroy the bathroom. Reconstruct the deconstructed burger.  

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

You've got a lot of money, Mark......

Go on and lead by example......

Except that you're not as fucking stupid as the people who listen to your show and buy your books.......

Lend Trump money? Hilarious.

Today is the day that Jr finally figured out there would be no inheritance:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

17 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

Seize his shit, but do not liquidate it. Hold drag queen parties in the MAL ballroom. Set up a free vaccination spot in the parking lot. Let the homeless and migrants live on the greens.  Set up a banned book loan library in the room he hid the documents. Give free Taco Bell to any guests and let them destroy the bathroom. Reconstruct the deconstructed burger.  

One of the kind of unfortunate things about execution in most states is that the judgment creditor rarely/never takes possession of the executed-upon property. The sheriff or other official seizes it for a "Sheriff's sale," which is quite similar to a foreclosure auction. So the judgment creditor doesn't have a lot of control over things. A lot of things can go wrong to prevent it from turning into a lot of liquid cash in a hurry. 

27 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

One of the kind of unfortunate things about execution in most states is that the judgment creditor rarely/never takes possession of the executed-upon property. The sheriff or other official seizes it for a "Sheriff's sale," which is quite similar to a foreclosure auction. So the judgment creditor doesn't have a lot of control over things. A lot of things can go wrong to prevent it from turning into a lot of liquid cash in a hurry. 

I think neither E. Jean Carroll, nor the state of New York, would be particularly bothered by this outcome.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

For a guy who 'made a living' off the capital stack of real estate, his knowledge of how bonds work is almost as impressive as his understanding of tariffs.  Truly mind-bottling.  

His knowledge is about as extensive as Elon Musk's knowledge of the First Amendment.

Elmo has no excuse - it's just 30 seconds on Google.

Trump doesn't either.

On 3/6/2024 at 9:21 PM, Bullneck said:

Welp, I guess it's time to dust off this classic and remind everyone who our playing field is named after:

 

This is probably what the old SWC meetings were like back in the day.

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

Boo hoo!

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25 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I think neither E. Jean Carroll, nor the state of New York, would be particularly bothered by this outcome.

Well if they spend a lot of effort "seizing" a multi million dollar property and get 10k out of it that tends to suck. 

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31 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well if they spend a lot of effort "seizing" a multi million dollar property and get 10k out of it that tends to suck. 

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6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And that Frankoma pottery ain’t bringing the prices it once was.

 

6 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Don't you dare besmirch my Dale Earnhardt collector plate collection from the Franklin Mint.

good thing i got all these thomas kincade prints sitting around just awaiting the right moment

3 hours ago, tx ind said:

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You'd fuck Trump AND Cassidy?

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Here's the most hilarious thing: Trump was gifted 500 million dollars by his dad and now, despite the fact that the dollars are inflated, he can't even come up with the money his dad gave him.

 

34 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

They're all missing the real issue here.

The #1 rule of buying someone out is they have to stay bought.

If you think the person is going to flake out or turn on you after you buy 'em? Better off spending that money elsewhere.

That's why the Saudis, Musk, etc haven't spent a dime to help him. (And Putin has his own problems.)

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's more that than anything else. 

If that were true, shouldn’t at least one of her questionable decisions serve to benefit the prosecution’s effort to see this trial to a speedy conclusion and not help Trump delay and muddy up the process? Just one?

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

They're all missing the real issue here.

The #1 rule of buying someone out is they have to stay bought.

If you think the person is going to flake out or turn on you after you buy 'em? Better off spending that money elsewhere.

That's why the Saudis, Musk, etc haven't spent a dime to help him. (And Putin has his own problems.)

Plus, while everything with Trump is transactional, it’s all on his terms - you give him money, he gives you what he wants to give you, which may not be what you want. Just ask all of the contractors who have taken him to court, the January 6 idiots who end up with jail time and felony records while he fundraisers off of them, the people who relied on his failed businesses for a paycheck,  etc.

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Putin and MBS (and Kim) know how to manipulate Trump with flattery and feeding his massive, fragile ego. Putin wants Ukraine and he already owns Trump. If Trump is elected, he’ll cut off aid to Ukraine and hand them over to Russia. If Putin bails him out trhough some back-channel means (no doubt aided by Manafort’s connections with Russian intelligence), the payback is already baked in. Nobody is expecting Trump to pay them back in cash.

I’m not saying that Trump will get bailed out by the Saudis. But the fact that it hasn’t happened yet doesn’t mean it won’t. It would have to be something that’s not easily traceable. And it wouldn’t be like a loan with a contract and terms for repayment. In fact they wouldn’t ask for repayment. They’d tell Trump how unfairly he was being treated and they just couldn’t stand seeing the injustice being done to such a great and powerful leader who did nothing wrong. 

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