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54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


pump and dump 

 

 

 

It's a Meme SPAC stock, It's already a Pump and Dump. For him to make $500M at the current price he'd have to sell about 13.5M in stock. The current average volume is about 3.5M shares a day. There's just no way he can put that many shares on the market.  It just won't happen.

What WILL happen is that he'll try to collateralize his position by getting a loan on it.  No legitimate funding source is going to do that though.  Not for this turd burger.  The whole company isn't worth $500M, let alone $5B.

Some random billionaire or foreign source might give the cash as a Quid Pro Quo, but that's his only hope, and the SEC and federal prosecutors are watching.

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24 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

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No legitimate funding source is going to do that though.  Not for this turd burger.  The whole company isn't worth $500M, let alone $5B

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that’s pocket change for the saudis or china 

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True, but they've already bought him- At least the Saudis have. And, unbelievably, the financial judgment against him really doesn't impact his chances of getting elected.

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Just now, TexasHooch said:

True, but they've already bought him.  At least the Saudis have.


the saudis want nukes 

We should oblige them then, turn that sand haven of theirs into one big silicon orb. 

Without diminishing the classified document aspect of tfg’s legal baggage, I am much more interested in Smith’s prosecutions regarding Jan 6. Those crimes, should he be convicted of them, would (to a rational observer,) erase his claim to hold office. Cannon is fodder for legal discussion, sure. But, eyes on the prize, folks.

Is Smith able to get a jury’s decision before the election?

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

a rational observer

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11 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Without diminishing the classified document aspect of tfg’s legal baggage, I am much more interested in Smith’s prosecutions regarding Jan 6. Those crimes, should he be convicted of them, would (to a rational observer,) erase his claim to hold office. Cannon is fodder for legal discussion, sure. But, eyes on the prize, folks.

Is Smith able to get a jury’s decision before the election?

At this rate it seems the only case with a +50% of getting done is Alvin Bragg's. 

Fani's is too big and sprawling to get to Trump at the end.

J6 is bogged down in the SCs absolute immunity case, then jury selection . . .

The only way the MAL case gets tried is if Smith gets Cannon thrown off the case but even then she's probably locked it up for Trump with double jeopardy shenanigans.

I would love to hear Smith file some kind of Bedminster case but what I heard on the radio the other day was there wasn't enough probable cause to search for documents when the time was right.  So we have the hands we are dealt.

The bottom line according to MSNBC is that our justice system isn't going to save us, so it's up to the voters.

19 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

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Right. 
 

I must have missed the legal discussions which explain why the American people have no right to expect answers to the existential legal questions that arose 1537 days ago.

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3 hours ago, bluto said:

Yass is the man behind the money. It’s like when one covk sucker like adelson dies off just another one or two right behind 

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39 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Cannon is fodder for legal discussion

We were just gonna let this gem go by?

Brisket, make some room on the ledge. I have no faith in our legal system. And I'm a white guy.

7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

At this rate it seems the only case with a +50% of getting done is Alvin Bragg's. 

Fani's is too big and sprawling to get to Trump at the end.

J6 is bogged down in the SCs absolute immunity case, then jury selection . . .

The only way the MAL case gets tried is if Smith gets Cannon thrown off the case but even then she's probably locked it up for Trump with double jeopardy shenanigans.

I would love to hear Smith file some kind of Bedminster case but what I heard on the radio the other day was there wasn't enough probable cause to search for documents when the time was right.  So we have the hands we are dealt.

The bottom line according to MSNBC is that our justice system isn't going to save us, so it's up to the voters.

I guess I willfully have held out hope the legal system had balls; at least a sliver of respect for the cojones of Lincoln, circa 1861..

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Without diminishing the classified document aspect of tfg’s legal baggage, I am much more interested in Smith’s prosecutions regarding Jan 6. Those crimes, should he be convicted of them, would (to a rational observer,) erase his claim to hold office. Cannon is fodder for legal discussion, sure. But, eyes on the prize, folks.

Is Smith able to get a jury’s decision before the election?

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15 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Normal guy doing normal stuff.

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10 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

the SEC and federal prosecutors are watching.

The dotcom bubble and 2008-2009 financial crisis have shown the SEC is the most worthless enforcement agency in the government.  Feds, led by dipshit Garland are just behind them in incompetence.  But the free markets will make sure capital finds its proper place, right?

fuck me, fuck all of us.

Someone is gruntled that his shot at an inheritance is disappearing. 

Also, in the history of American jurisprudence, there has never been a half a billion dollar judgment….

I’m sure the neck beards are nodding in agreement.

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Someone is gruntled that his shot at an inheritance is disappearing. 

Also, in the history of American jurisprudence, there has never been a half a billion dollar judgment….

I’m sure the neck beards are nodding in agreement.

I am disgruntled at your use of gruntled. 

3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Someone is gruntled that his shot at an inheritance is disappearing. 

Also, in the history of American jurisprudence, there has never been a half a billion dollar judgment….

I’m sure the neck beards are nodding in agreement.

Texaco would (have) liked to have a word with Eric 

 

The dick drawer probably has a couple that are close

1 minute ago, mantis toboggan said:

I am disgruntled at your use of gruntled. 

My voice recognition software probably picked up on ‘Eric Trump’ and assumed he would get everything wrong. 

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I know how to avoid a near-half billion dollar bond.  Don't commit a near-half billion dollars worth of fraud.

Did the two numbnuts come up with their penalties yet, or they out panhandling for a loan? 

Is Eric not used to people laughing at him?

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33 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Check out this article from USA TODAY:

Trump's legal fees are sky high. An elaborate PAC scheme is helping pay them — for now

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/03/24/trump-super-pac-funds-save-america-spending/73026734007/

From the article.  Each square is $10,000 so that's some kind of legal bills the past few years:

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10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

From the article.  Each square is $10,000 so that's some kind of legal bills the past few years:

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USA Today, not in color.  Does not compute.

I just spent a weekend with some hard core Trumpers. My lord. Let me sum everything up. "Both sides suck, but Hunter Biden! and Joe is old and senile and stupid and trans people are ruining this country and immigrants and Trump has done nothing wrong. But yeah, both sides you know? Because I'm reasonable." 

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Ain’t nobody taking cabs nowadays (but still funny, fuck trump in the goat ass)

1 hour ago, achooloco said:

Ain’t nobody taking cabs nowadays (but still funny, fuck trump in the goat ass)

I take a cab when I can find one.  Generally cheaper than Uber.

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I just spent a weekend with some hard core Trumpers. My lord. Let me sum everything up. "Both sides suck, but Hunter Biden! and Joe is old and senile and stupid and trans people are ruining this country and immigrants and Trump has done nothing wrong. But yeah, both sides you know? Because I'm reasonable." 

You spent the weekend with @Anastasis*?
 

 

 

*this is a joke. Anastasis doesn’t have a problem with trans people or immigrants, he just mostly agrees with people who do.

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This is what will enrage him, as his ego is built upon being a super-rich dude - and now people are mocking him for being poor.  There’s no string of expletives or fat jokes you could scream at him that will make him feel worse than people mocking him for being not-rich.  
7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You spent the weekend with @Anastasis*?

Not unless he was on the sidelines of various central and eastern texas soccer pitches. 

8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I take a cab when I can find one.  Generally cheaper than Uber.

Eh, that’s the rub. Much easier to be sitting closing out my tab, ordering the Lyft, then walk out when I need to get out instead of waiting in the rain/cold (not to mention more than once been denied for being brown). Not hating cabs, just been ages since it’s been preferred or over 50% use amongst my social circle. 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Not unless he was on the sidelines of various central and eastern texas soccer pitches. 

Beats dance and cheer competitions

1 minute ago, achooloco said:

Eh, that’s the rub. Much easier to be sitting closing out my tab, ordering the Lyft, then walk out when I need to get out instead of waiting in the rain/cold (not to mention more than once been denied for being brown). Not hating cabs, just been ages since it’s been preferred or over 50% use amongst my social circle. 

You talking about Austin or NYC.  Those medallions didn't just disappear.

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Beats dance and cheer competitions

Oof. I've had an indirect glimpse into those universes. No thank you. Makes the alphabet soup of youth soccer leagues and jockeying club affiliations sound tolerable.  

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You talking about Austin or NYC.  Those medallions didn't just disappear.

Nyc. But even when I was in Austin I never saw a damn cab when I needed it just driving by unused. So in nyc while the medallions are around for sure, it is still easier to sit and drink then wait sobering up in the cold.

And that’s talking specifically in manhattan. If you consider the other 80-90% (geographically speaking of course and where most actual New Yorkers live), then yes it is uber/lyft/Revel/Via/etc by a country mile, easily. You’re not walking out and catching a cab in elmhurst, bushwick, PLG, Rego park or BX and Staten Island.

On 3/21/2024 at 8:29 PM, Gil Bang said:

In all fairness, I'll be holding my dick either way 

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On 3/22/2024 at 7:43 AM, dcbc said:

Please don't say that out loud again.  That absolutely is the strongest play for him.  It's already a religious experience for his ilk, and I don't even want to imagine a reality with him on TV (more than he is now) with people sending him tax exempt money instead of in a cell talking about crawdads and (deconstructed) hamburders.

 

 

Well, he's about to try to sell his social platform to some suckers... He's had a TV show and a casino. He's absolutely going to have a church.

On 3/23/2024 at 7:08 PM, Bullneck said:

The bottom line according to MSNBC is that our justice system isn't going to save us

All our faces are belong to leopard?

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I take a cab when I can find one.  Generally cheaper than Uber.

This.  And in Vegas, they can drop you off at the front, where an Uber at some places drops you off around back or wherever, because that is the designated rideshare spot.  

So, the financial downside for Trump that I haven’t seen discussed: the $500 million cash he claims to have. Let’s say that’s true (and he DOES have cash…both some already on hand, and cashflow from various properties and ventures). His problem is that said cash is necessary to service his debt. He needs many millions, monthly, to stay current on all of his debt. And coincidentally, cash is the easiest thing to execute on. All NY has to do is seize/freeze banks accounts, then Trump can’t use that cash to service his debt, and he defaults on loan after loan. Why is that risk not being discussed…am I missing something, or is NY law not structured to allow that?
But the financial upside: this Truth Social boondoggle/pump and dump will but billions in his hands, and he’ll damned well find a way to liquidate a big chunk of it ASAP. He’s built a cult, and cults make money.

What personal debts does he have to service with his cash?

57 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Beats dance and cheer competitions

This^2.  My only complaints about soccer and track were random gross weather (both hot and cold) and a certain amount of boredom between events on tournament/meet days.

My stepdaughter did Irish dance.  Holy Jesus, that was a beating.

So his Truth Social account is gonna be fun tomorrow.  Come back to this link later in the day.

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

A little preview from this afternoon

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Don’t Like the way FoxNews is reporting the Letitia James Election Interference Scam. They don’t want to discuss how ridiculous the Corrupt Judge’s fine of 450 Million Dollars is. It should be $ZERO. The only fraud was the valuation of Mar-a-Lago at $18,000,000 by the Crooked Judge in order to help his already fully debunked narrative. They should pay me damages for what they have done, and ultimately will. THESE ARE NOT THE PEOPLE THAT MADE AMERICA GREAT, THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE DESTROYING AMERICA!

And he’s linking to Lou Dobbs stuff in Breitbart about the $3.5 billion windfall he will get from the Truth Social merger.   Because 2 million active users are worth several billion.

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