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the introduction of random quotation marks makes me read it like Chris Farley's Weekend Update character.

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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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On 3/29/2024 at 4:45 PM, Brisketexan said:

Shit, he doesn't even have to sell all of it to Yass.  Sell $500 million to Yass, so he can post his bond.  Sell the rest to gullible rubes in flyover country.

If you can buy outright, with full legal title, the President of the United States for the low low low price, we must be CRAZY, we're practically GIVING THEM AWAY! of $500 million, you do that every fucking time the offer presents itself.  It's a no-brainer.  You just bought the most powerful asset on the planet for fucking pocket change.

Burisma BOD wants to know why you’d spend 50x the going rate. 

16 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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I'm sure his wife, children, and grandchildren all appreciate his warm words on this holiest of days. 

Think how numb we all are to this, that this absolutely insane diatribe won't even be news.

This bit where he says happy [holiday] to all, including [buzzword rant on Biden family and prosecutors] is getting pretty funny. 
 

I wonder if he just types up the rant, and someone who knows that it’s a holiday adds the preface. 

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Trump Grandkids:  WTF is up with the empty Easter eggs? 

Ivanka, Eric & Jr:  Pretty sure we put money and candy in them before hiding them....   Dad!

Hey, he figured out how to spell "indicted" so there's that.  

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

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unreadable...  did any of you get through this wall of shitty writing?

19 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Hey, he figured out how to spell "indicted" so there's that.  

So, can we change the thread title back to the original one, so that a V means victory?

7 minutes ago, locodos said:

unreadable...  did any of you get through this wall of shitty writing?

It just reads to me like the teacher voice in Peanuts.

10 minutes ago, locodos said:

unreadable...  did any of you get through this wall of shitty writing?

I always used to pair up the students and make them edit each others' work first.

13 minutes ago, locodos said:

unreadable...  did any of you get through this wall of shitty writing?

nope

51 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Hey, he figured out how to spell "indicted" so there's that.  

He fought valiantly against auto-correct, but it won out in the end.

I didn’t cry on my wedding day. I didn’t shed a tear when my kids were born. I’ll cry like a baby the day that piece of shit is thrown in a hole. 

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I didn’t cry on my wedding day.

A lot of us did cry on your wedding day since your wife temporarily took herself off the market and was sticking to one guy for several weeks.

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3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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I could eat a bowl of Alpha-Bits and shit out something more coherent.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He fought valiantly against auto-correct, but it won out in the end.

In his defense, he was initially under the impression it was "auto-collect".

6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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As a Christian this doesn’t bother me at all.  What does upset me is all those trans people wanting equal rights and ruining the sanctity of the holiest of days.

7 hours ago, Red Five said:

I'm sure his wife, children, and grandchildren all appreciate his warm words on this holiest of days. 

Think how numb we all are to this, that this absolutely insane diatribe won't even be news.

If the good guys win and MAGA is defeated, and our national politics return to some semblance of normalcy (a huge if), it's going to be absolutely insane to look back on Trump years from now. If we lose shit will just get worse, though perhaps never quite as bizarre as the Trump era. 

Either way, there are going to be a shitload of Trump movies and shows coming out for years. 

According to MSNBC this morning, the moron sent out 77 "truth" social tweets yesterday.  Seventy-fucking-seven.

Apparently, number 77 was Jack Nicklaus "awarding" him his club championship trophy.  Jesus fucking Christ. 

 

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Which is extra impressive when you consider how long Easter church services are plus spending endless hours with his grandchildren.  That thing grand-dads do on Easter.  

Do Trump supporters like it when he shows his bleeding vagina? 

Yeah, for such an ‘alpha male’ energy type; the guy spends a lot of money to bitch and complain about how mean people are being to him.  He’s like the Rex Kramer of politics.  

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

According to MSNBC this morning, the moron sent out 77 "truth" social tweets yesterday.  Seventy-fucking-seven.

Apparently, number 77 was Jack Nicklaus "awarding" him his club championship trophy.  Jesus fucking Christ. 

 

He's trying to tweet his age. 

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Which is extra impressive when you consider how long Easter church services are plus spending endless hours with his grandchildren.  That thing grand-dads do on Easter.  

Gotta admire his energy, he likely squeezed in a cognition test in there as well.

10 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

As a Christian this doesn’t bother me at all.  What does upset me is all those trans people wanting equal rights and ruining the sanctity of the holiest of days.

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14 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

If the good guys win and MAGA is defeated, and our national politics return to some semblance of normalcy (a huge if), it's going to be absolutely insane to look back on Trump years from now. If we lose shit will just get worse, though perhaps never quite as bizarre as the Trump era. 

Either way, there are going to be a shitload of Trump movies and shows coming out for years. 

Mel Gibson is probably salivating about doing a Passion of Christ type tribute to Trump.

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Is he the only American she knows?

Just now, Chewbacca said:

Is he the only American she knows?


him and joel osteen

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


him and joel osteen

1,2

7 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Any of you winners short the stock?

 

I wanted to.  Never shorted a stock in my life.  This was free money.  Yet another failure on my part to get in on the grift.

3 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Is he the only American she knows?

I assume she meant biblically

20 minutes ago, locodos said:

I assume she meant biblically

I doubt he’s 1 of 1 in that ledger either 

24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I wanted to.  Never shorted a stock in my life.  This was free money.  Yet another failure on my part to get in on the grift.

Something tells me we'll get another shot. It's not BK yet.

He’s literally just daring them to do something

13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Must’ve sold that stock.

I bet he shorted it.

Bond was covered by insurance company out of California.

5 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Mel Gibson is probably salivating about doing a Passion of Christ type tribute to Trump.

That’s a snuff film with Oscar potential.

23 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Bond was covered by insurance company out of California.

Knight Specialty Insurance Group, can't say I've ever heard of them, though if their website is anywhere close to accurate they are gigantic.  From just glancing around, they are big in the reinsurrance market, which I'll be honest, I really don't know anything about at all.  

All it means is that he’ll actually have to pay when he loses his appeals. Makes it a lot easier than trying to collect the hard way.

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