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22 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Just imagine how many people would do anything to get off that jury, just like a jury for Trump.  

These days they’ll be thinking about book deals and trying to stay on the jury.

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

These days they’ll be thinking about book deals and trying to stay on the jury.

Just like they did for the OJ trial.  They probably had people auditioning for jury duty like it was a background role in a Hollywood blockbuster.

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Just like they did for the OJ trial.  They probably had people auditioning for jury duty like it was a background role in a Hollywood blockbuster.

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I dated a girl in HS whose best friend was a cheerleader.  She ended up cheering for the Rams and Raiders and at one point dated OJ, although none of us knew about that  I was watching trial recaps late one night and to my surprise she was on the witness stand.  She was the first person OJ called after he "didn't" kill Nicole and Ron.  That was unnerving.  She actually saved the answering machine tape and they played it in the courtroom.

Then she became an attorney and entertainment executive.

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On 4/13/2024 at 7:49 AM, bolverk said:

Trump Says He Intends to Testify in His Manhattan Criminal Case

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Donald J. Trump, having failed to fend off a criminal trial in Manhattan that begins on Monday, said that he planned to testify in the case stemming from a hush-money payment to a porn star.

Taking questions Friday from reporters at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Fla., Mr. Trump, when asked whether he would take the stand, responded that he would.

“I’m testifying. I tell the truth,” he said, standing just off a sunny patio of the private club with Speaker Mike Johnson behind him. “I mean, all I can do is tell the truth. And the truth is that there’s no case. They have no case.”

A spokeswoman for the Manhattan district attorney’s office, which has charged Mr. Trump with 34 felonies, declined to comment on his remarks.

Despite Mr. Trump’s comments, it is far from a sure thing that he will testify. Instead, his comments initiate a familiar two-step: It will not be clear whether the former president will take the stand until the moment he actually does.

Mr. Trump will most likely wait to see whether the prosecution presents a strong case — and whether the judge presiding over the trial plans to restrict prosecutors’ efforts to cross-examine him, according to people with knowledge of his planning.

In past cases, Mr. Trump has wavered after saying that he would testify, including during his civil fraud trial last year, when he canceled his defense testimony the day before he was scheduled to take the stand.

When he was called to testify by the New York attorney general’s office, which filed the case, it did not go well. The judge in the case, who found Mr. Trump liable for conspiring to inflate his net worth, criticized the former president for not answering directly and questioned his credibility.

Testifying in a criminal case would be even riskier. In the trial scheduled to start next week, Mr. Trump is for the first time facing the threat of criminal conviction. He will be at a disadvantage with a jury in Manhattan, a heavily Democratic county.

“Jury selection is largely luck,” Mr. Trump said in his remarks on Friday. “It depends who you get.”

The district attorney, Alvin L. Bragg, accused Mr. Trump of coordinating the hush-money payment to the porn star, Stormy Daniels, during the 2016 election. The $130,000 payment bought her silence as she was shopping a story about a sexual encounter with Mr. Trump.

Mr. Trump was charged with falsifying documents to cover up that payment.

Mr. Trump denies the charges, and having had sex with Ms. Daniels. He has cast Mr. Bragg’s case as a politically motivated witch hunt.

Jury selection is scheduled to begin Monday.

 

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On 4/11/2024 at 10:20 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Good lord those have to be Eric's kids.

Don't ask Trump. He has no idea what his grandkids look like.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He’s going to relish all the media attention and the free advertising of his rants about his victimhood. 

Bingo, and he doesn’t have to go ham it up and campaign with his supporters (everyone knows he can’t stand them)

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Don’t know.  Glad I’m flying to London tonight.

Semi-related, sent you a PM re London.  If you have time to check them.

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I dated a girl in HS whose best friend was a cheerleader.  She ended up cheering for the Rams and Raiders and at one point dated OJ, although none of us knew about that  I was watching trial recaps late one night and to my surprise she was on the witness stand.  She was the first person OJ called after he "didn't" kill Nicole and Ron.  That was unnerving.  She actually saved the answering machine tape and they played it in the courtroom.

Then she became an attorney and entertainment executive.

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I can only imagine how many stories she could tell over a night of drinking 

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On 4/13/2024 at 7:49 AM, bolverk said:

Trump Says He Intends to Testify in His Manhattan Criminal Case

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Donald J. Trump, having failed to fend off a criminal trial in Manhattan that begins on Monday, said that he planned to testify in the case stemming from a hush-money payment to a porn star.

Taking questions Friday from reporters at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Fla., Mr. Trump, when asked whether he would take the stand, responded that he would.

“I’m testifying. I tell the truth,” he said, standing just off a sunny patio of the private club with Speaker Mike Johnson behind him. “I mean, all I can do is tell the truth. And the truth is that there’s no case. They have no case.”

A spokeswoman for the Manhattan district attorney’s office, which has charged Mr. Trump with 34 felonies, declined to comment on his remarks.

Despite Mr. Trump’s comments, it is far from a sure thing that he will testify. Instead, his comments initiate a familiar two-step: It will not be clear whether the former president will take the stand until the moment he actually does.

Mr. Trump will most likely wait to see whether the prosecution presents a strong case — and whether the judge presiding over the trial plans to restrict prosecutors’ efforts to cross-examine him, according to people with knowledge of his planning.

In past cases, Mr. Trump has wavered after saying that he would testify, including during his civil fraud trial last year, when he canceled his defense testimony the day before he was scheduled to take the stand.

When he was called to testify by the New York attorney general’s office, which filed the case, it did not go well. The judge in the case, who found Mr. Trump liable for conspiring to inflate his net worth, criticized the former president for not answering directly and questioned his credibility.

Testifying in a criminal case would be even riskier. In the trial scheduled to start next week, Mr. Trump is for the first time facing the threat of criminal conviction. He will be at a disadvantage with a jury in Manhattan, a heavily Democratic county.

“Jury selection is largely luck,” Mr. Trump said in his remarks on Friday. “It depends who you get.”

The district attorney, Alvin L. Bragg, accused Mr. Trump of coordinating the hush-money payment to the porn star, Stormy Daniels, during the 2016 election. The $130,000 payment bought her silence as she was shopping a story about a sexual encounter with Mr. Trump.

Mr. Trump was charged with falsifying documents to cover up that payment.

Mr. Trump denies the charges, and having had sex with Ms. Daniels. He has cast Mr. Bragg’s case as a politically motivated witch hunt.

Jury selection is scheduled to begin Monday.

 

 

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On 4/12/2024 at 5:30 PM, Bullneck said:

 

 

What little I saw of her on TV, I could tell she had wit.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Why would jury selection take weeks? 

So all those potential jurors can get paid pimp-rolls of jury duty money.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I dated a girl in HS whose best friend was a cheerleader.  She ended up cheering for the Rams and Raiders and at one point dated OJ, although none of us knew about that  I was watching trial recaps late one night and to my surprise she was on the witness stand.  She was the first person OJ called after he "didn't" kill Nicole and Ron.  That was unnerving.  She actually saved the answering machine tape and they played it in the courtroom.

Then she became an attorney and entertainment executive.

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She looks like a schemer

 

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5 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Just please let me live long enough to see this sorry bastard actually convicted of a major crime serve time.  Forty years is long enough to wait.

FIFY

Convicted doesn't mean a thing.  Jail time is the goal.  

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According to various tweets, Trump fell asleep and was drooling during the trial this morning.  According to others, he does not look good.

 



 

Maggie Haberman is on CNN and apparently tweeted that it appeared that Trump fell asleep at one point during this AM's proceedings.

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50 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

According to various tweets, Trump fell asleep and was drooling during the trial this morning.  According to others, he does not look good.

“Sleepy Donny. Sad!”

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did they dna test the man that walked into the courtroom today to verify it's the real dotard? I mean, sounds like he's playing the part well and all, just want to make sure we have the right guy

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Finally, a natural use for the drooling Homer reaction

I can't wait for him to not show up and reveal the arrest threat to be toothless

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Trump supporters just don’t want to work anymore

8 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I can't wait for him to not show up and reveal the arrest threat to be toothless

Seriously?

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Seriously?

I betcha a $20 donation to Burnt Ends that at least once in this trial, trump will no-show and get an after-the-fact exception or something else that that prevents him from getting frog marched into court

36 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

According to various tweets, Trump fell asleep and was drooling during the trial this morning.  According to others, he does not look good.

 



 

 

defense council slipped him a mickey in his morning diet coke to shut him up. 

 

 

7 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I betcha a $20 donation to Burnt Ends that at least once in this trial, trump will no-show and get an after-the-fact exception or something else that that prevents him from getting frog marched into court

In your experience, what percentage of bench warrants are able to be resolved without an arrest? In my experience, I would say about 80% of the time a defendant later voluntarily comes into court, the BW is recalled. So, unless you're willing to give me some pretty good odds, I'm not touching that bet.

20 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

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looks like Walter Brennan. But then, old Walt was a raging racist his entire life.

55 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

According to various tweets, Trump fell asleep and was drooling during the trial this morning.  According to others, he does not look good.

 



 

Those All-Caps All-Nighters don't come for free.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Semi-related, sent you a PM re London.  If you have time to check them.

You asked her to get a pair of the Princess of Wales panties, didn't you.

17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

looks like Walter Brennan. But then, old Walt was a raging racist his entire life.

He was pretty hard on Pepita.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I hope he dies in a puddle of his own drool.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Maggie Haberman is on CNN and apparently tweeted that it appeared that Trump fell asleep at one point during this AM's proceedings.

Low energy.  Sad.  

 

Sleepy Don

40 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

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Ironically, he looks just Stumpy...the Jailkeeper in John Wayne's 'Rio Bravo.'  I wonder if Jimmy Wah's been asking for photographs of him.  

Lmao @Rimbo yes, I'm serious. There is no way he gets arrested the first time he doesn't show up. That's not how things work for our Our Donald

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

“Sleepy Donny. Sad!”

Beat me to it

I submit “Drowsy Don”

58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Trump supporters just don’t want to work anymore

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“ Illegal aliens…animals really…. took our jobs as Trump supporters!!!”

54 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

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Damn, Captain Kangaroo shaved his moustache.

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46 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

defense council slipped him a mickey in his morning diet coke to shut him up. 

Strap ‘ole Don in, give 'em a lil bit of vodka inna cherry Cola….we're goin to Antifa, Manhattan…
to the porn poon payoff….a POTUS criminal trial for the first time in…years?

30 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You asked her to get a pair of the Princess of Wales panties, didn't you.

.....the panties that your mother laid out for you?

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

According to various tweets, Trump fell asleep and was drooling during the trial this morning.  According to others, he does not look good.

 



 

Dont let Lobo see this. I'm not sure the rest of the board can handle the dozens upon dozens of posts a day he will make about the plan to exhaust Trump to death is working. 

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

.....the panties that your mother laid out for you?

Let he who hasn't returned from foggy London town with a pair of "Mind the Gap" thong-panties for his wife cast the first stone.

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