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1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He can't control himself, he will threaten jurors, prosecutors, witnesses, etc.,...do whatever the fuck he wants, and the judge will do nothing.  Guaran-fucking-teed. 

I remember the guy who represented himself in that wisconsin parade car chase guy case, she had to put him in a different room and forced him to participate over video whenever he got too disruptive

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1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

I remember the guy who represented himself in that wisconsin parade car chase guy case, she had to put him in a different room and forced him to participate over video whenever he got too disruptive

Yeah, as with most things Trump, it's an all-new situation.  Who knows what the judge will do, but he seems pretty sharp. 

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Trump forced to confront 8 years worth of memes poking fun at him? And you people said there'd be no justice . . . 

So he basically only wakes up to scream at jurors.  Seems totally normal for a person in control of their body and faculties.  

I've seen this done a number of times before.  Berate a juror you feel will be against you so you can order them gone from the pool for bias.  

And nobody can do much about it, because all he has to do is violate the gag order or judge's instructions on courtroom decorum, and Trump posts their family's addresses to his MAGA gun-toting acolytes.  And around and aroune we go.  

man, do I need to scrub my social media in case I ever need to be a juror against Trump? I mean, the chances are more than zero

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

How many warnings will he get?


more than anyone ever before

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Trump forced to confront 8 years worth of memes poking fun at him? And you people said there'd be no justice . . . 

It’s like the end of Seinfeld.
1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

man, do I need to scrub my social media in case I ever need to be a juror against Trump? I mean, the chances are more than zero

I'd be showing the best ones.

3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Just have someone sitting next to him with a spray bottle give him a couple of squirts every time he starts flapping his jaws.

Judge Lucius Desha Bunton of the Western District of Texas, RIP, had a number of rules about how lawyers could walk around the courtroom and how witnesses behave. He enforced the rules with a water pistol. At first. 

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Judge Lucius Desha Bunton of the Western District of Texas, RIP, had a number of rules about how lawyers could walk around the courtroom and how witnesses behave. He enforced the rules with a water pistol. At first. 

He replaced Judge John Wood who was murdered by Woody Harrelson's dad.

Twitter folks may be over-selling it a bit. there's a play by play on Threads has that Merchan noticed Trump's grumbling and then smacked him down. wasn't terribly dramatic.

6 minutes ago, dcbc said:

The penalty is, at the very least, he has to burn a peremptory strike on her.

apparently they did. 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Judge Lucius Desha Bunton of the Western District of Texas, RIP, had a number of rules about how lawyers could walk around the courtroom and how witnesses behave. He enforced the rules with a water pistol. At first. 

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

What did Dotard say to the juror?

This sounds like the beginning of a joke.

22 minutes ago, dcbc said:

The penalty is, at the very least, he has to burn a peremptory strike on her.

When we were being questioned as jurors, all the jurors were present. If a defendant confronted a prospective juror in front of me, it would’ve affected my impression of said defendant regardless of the judge’s instructions. It’s human nature to do so.

Is trump trying to affect the entire jury pool as another delay tactic?

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

This sounds like the beginning of a joke.

Look forward to hearing the punch line during jury selection tomorrow.

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Look forward to hearing the punch line during jury selection tomorrow.

*The Aristocrats!

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What did Dotard say to the juror?

Say "covfefe" again. Say "covfefe" again, I dare you, I double dare you fucking say "covfefe" one more Goddamn time!

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

#guilty

 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

TBH, other than the reasons he's there, nodding off during jury selection is about as humanizing as he's appeared in decades. 

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29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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27 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Trump forced to confront 8 years worth of memes poking fun at him? And you people said there'd be no justice . . . 

Seriously, I've always assumed that he has people protecting him from seeing anything negative about him online or elsewhere, like the episode of South Park where Butters goes crazy after being forced to protect Cartman from online negativity against him. 

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What did Dotard say to the juror?

Nearest I can tell, nothing. This was more about body language and possibly non-verbal grunts. I'm assuming this is more about him rolling his eyes or huffing slightly during the questioning. I also assume that the judge's warning did not happen in front of the prospective jurors.  

 

What did doTARd say to the juror?

A lot of people are saying I'm one of the "Best" Defendents ever, top two or three, maybe even THE BEST EVER. A lot of people don't know that. I know more about being a defendent than anybody. I'm the KING of DEFENDENTS! Other Defendents come up to me, big tough defendents, straight out of Central Casting, tears in their eyes. "SIR!" they say. They always call me sir. "Sir! thank you for being the Best Defendent Ever!". 

 

 

 

20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

TBH, other than the reasons he's there, nodding off during jury selection is about as humanizing as he's appeared in decades. 

"Oh! Look at his leg twitching! He's running from the cops!"

52 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Inside Trump's brain:

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50 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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I absolutely love this. Trump having to sit there and take this feedback from the populace rather than his cult.

Judge says “Mr GenXer, we found several  posts that you made on a site called surlyhorns that seem prejudicial to the defendant. The court will read several of them now..”

GenXer being dismissed as a juror.

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6 jurors sworn in, including foreperson, 6 to go.  This is moving along nicely it seems, quicker than I'd have expected.  

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3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Someone needs to draw a dick on his forehead.

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47 minutes ago, 'stache said:

 

Seriously, I've always assumed that he has people protecting him from seeing anything negative about him online or elsewhere, like the episode of South Park where Butters goes crazy after being forced to protect Cartman from online negativity against him. 

I can’t find the link now, but there was one live blog that said a juror had posted some joke about “the GOP expected to pick up 70 seats… In prison. “

The judge denied the for cause objection.  lol

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Pretty much everyone gets a warning before the hammer wiffle bat comes. 

FIFY

HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING.  THIS IS NOT FAIR AT ALL. PEOPLE NEED TO STEP UP AND SUPPORT THE MAN.

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what happens to this price when they add millions of shares? Does value of all previous shares get divided by new total number of shares or do the new shares get issued at the old price per share? 

HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING.  THIS IS NOT FAIR AT ALL. PEOPLE NEED TO STEP UP AND SUPPORT THE MAN.
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2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

^^^^
what happens to this price when they add millions of shares? Does value of all previous shares get divided by new total number of shares or do the new shares get issued at the old price per share? 

Market cap should remain constant.  Share price should drop accordingly.

5 hours ago, gernblansten said:

Someone explain this to me like I'm 5. The 11/8/21 Letter of Interest appearing to set out possible terms for $100M loan lists the collateral as 725 4th Ave., New York, NY, which I believe to be Trump Tower. The $175M bond filings say it is secured by collateral in the form of a Schwab account with $175M in cash. What does Trump Tower being used as collateral on a $100M loan a couple years ago have to do with a Schwab account being pledged to secure the $175M bond?

The accusation is that the account he put up as collateral is

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3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

^^^^
what happens to this price when they add millions of shares? Does value of all previous shares get divided by new total number of shares or do the new shares get issued at the old price per share? 

I assume it’s the same as when a company splits shares, except the stock holders don’t double their unit count as to remain whole. 

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

^^^^
what happens to this price when they add millions of shares? Does value of all previous shares get divided by new total number of shares or do the new shares get issued at the old price per share? 

They sell them at whatever the market rate is.  That's how companies raise money, the higher the price the more they raise.  It dilutes everyone else's shares though so the price drops when the annoucement of dillution is made.  

Pelosi gets a ton of criticism from the right regarding the substantial amounts of money she (her husband, really) has been making in the market. I would love to see all the magtards collectively lose their shit if the next reports shows she had a huge short position on DJT. 

I'm beginning to come around on YGIFS theory that this will end up killing him.  The very idea of him sitting through this day after day, realizing how many people actually hate him because he isn't surrounded by his yes men any longer has to eat at what's left of his brain.  

22 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

^^^^
what happens to this price when they add millions of shares? Does value of all previous shares get divided by new total number of shares or do the new shares get issued at the old price per share? 

The 'market' will work out a new price. Ideally, the business has now increased in worth by whatever value the company makes of the cash raised by the stock sales, which would be divided by the new (larger) number of shares, to work out the new per-share price.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm beginning to come around on YGIFS theory that this will end up killing him.  The very idea of him sitting through this day after day, realizing how many people actually hate him because he isn't surrounded by his yes men any longer has to eat at what's left of his brain.  

That's predicated on the assumption he gives a shit, and he doesn't.  He's a narcissist.  Anyone who isn't in line is worthy of nothing but scorn.  He can't process the concept that they might have a point.

Anyone know what's up with the E. Jean Carroll bond?  

Different than a split, and admittedly I haven't read the issuance filing nor will I.  But another play behind issuing more shares even though it fucks with the price even more and it doesn't need any help on that front.  It gives this insider group more voting power.  So that if in the off-chance enough of his minions, even by proxy, kinda notice their retirement account is getting wiped out and have had enough...they can vote in aggregate to change things up.  But this new group of trump insiders can out-vote them, cash them out at literal pennies on the dollar, and take the company private and sell it directly to a Saudi Prince or other shady character, immediately making Donald a liquid billionaire for the first time in his life.  I doubt that's the play, but that's how the structure could certainly play out...

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

Twitter folks may be over-selling it a bit. there's a play by play on Threads has that Merchan noticed Trump's grumbling and then smacked him down. wasn't terribly dramatic.

apparently they did. 

Good.  Hopefully they really need it later and don't have it.

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