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50 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Anyone know what's up with the E. Jean Carroll bond?  

He posted a $5M and $83M bond in each of the Carroll appeals.  Probably has something to do with why he's low on cash.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm beginning to come around on YGIFS theory that this will end up killing him.  The very idea of him sitting through this day after day, realizing how many people actually hate him because he isn't surrounded by his yes men any longer has to eat at what's left of his brain.  

I wish I could have seen him reacting to all the memes while hearing the judge and attorneys read the memes out loud so seriously. Would have been worth the price of admission. 
 

id love for ygifs to be right about this. Not sure the cult dies with him but maybe

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6 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Someone needs to draw a dick on his forehead.

 

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18 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

He posted a $5M and $83M bond in each of the Carroll appeals.  Probably has something to do with why he's low on cash.

Ooops.  I meant the NY Letitia James bond.  The one where the California buy here, pay here dude was going to help him out.  

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Ooops.  I meant the NY Letitia James bond.  The one where the California buy here, pay here dude was going to help him out.  

Here’s the situation with that:

 

Just a moment to reflect that today sleepy Joe was in Pennsylvania, a swing state, hammering Trump on his tax breaks to the wealthy.

Drowsy Don is sitting in his criminal trial going nowhere, meeting with nobody, and only addressing his victimization involving the “I can’t be a criminal without consequences“ problem.    The mere fact that everyone is joking about Trump falling asleep two days in a row in his trial really helps diffuse the sleepy joe allegations.   

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Just a moment to reflect that today sleepy Joe was in Pennsylvania, a swing state, hammering Trump on his tax breaks to the wealthy.
Drowsy Don is sitting in his criminal trial going nowhere, meeting with nobody, and only addressing his victimization involving the “I can’t be a criminal without consequences“ problem.    The mere fact that everyone is joking about Trump falling asleep two days in a row in his trial really helps diffuse the sleepy joe allegations.   

Don’t kid yourself. Maga loves it.
37 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

What kind of rock did one have to live under to qualify as one of the 7 jurors? 

Dunno how it is in New York, but here in California, the question is NOT "do you know nothing," but rather "can you set your biases aside and be fair and impartial."

Just now, Rimbo said:

Dunno how it is in New York, but here in California, the question is NOT "do you know nothing," but rather "can you set your biases aside and be fair and impartial."

Correct. 

People underestimate how many people are completely out of the loop

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm beginning to come around on YGIFS theory that this will end up killing him.  The very idea of him sitting through this day after day, realizing how many people actually hate him because he isn't surrounded by his yes men any longer has to eat at what's left of his brain.  

It's like the El Paso sheriff told TLJ across the table in "No Country..."  It ain't just the one thing, it's the dismal tide.  What's it all coming to?  Never said a couple trials alone would kill him. Sooner or later, under enough duress, even the most full-of-shit narcissist sociopath's body can devour itself from the inside.    

But look at him, it takes him, even with his motorcade, an hour to get out of that chair and back to his bed to watch the news.  Then record grifting solicitations, a dozen Truth Social Posts, eat three dinners, and post/plot into the night.  He fell asleep 90 minutes into the first two days of the trial, that's not a great opening salvo.   And this is gonna be six more weeks of this.  Then off to Georgia and Florida for more appearances where he swears he's "going to testify."  He's having to hear/see all the stuff we've been saying about him for a decade on public record for all to know.  Plus he's gotta find time to actually campaign for President, keep up the grift, figure out how to meet bond obligations, pretend to run the Trump Organization, still fit in some golf club championships, pretend he hangs out with his family, raise money for his legal bills, undermine our efforts in Russia, never mind the wear and tear of travel between all said events and obligations.  Having loans called left and right by banks.  Having to wait on hold to call into "Fox & Friends."  Morbidly obese, turning 78 in less than 2 months time, finally realizing the ridicule that his inner circle has insulated him from all these years, no wife or close family to genuinely console him.  Speech is getting worse, cognitively on the decline for all to see, diet is still horrible, physically more feeble and awkward, and his right jowl looks like two siamese scrotums that Ben Carson is gonna have to separate.  

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:


Don’t kid yourself. Maga loves it.

Nobody gives a shit what Maga  thinks.  we only  need to break off 5% decent humans from the independent group and we are there.

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1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

What kind of rock did one have to live under to qualify as one of the 7 jurors? 

Unless there's something from social media or otherwise that indicates a clear bias, the magic words from a juror are "yes, I can be fair and unbiased."

Ah,(fake) ignorance.  Can’t prosecute for doing an illegal thing that he didn’t know was illegal!

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:


Don’t kid yourself. Maga loves it.

MAGA thinks falling asleep at your own trial means your cool as a cucumber.

I just wish his body temperature was actually that of a cucumber.

Arguably the most famous U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, which is arguably the most prominent post of all the U.S. Attorneys.  And he just publicly proclaimed that "Ignorance of the law is in fact, a legitimate defense."  And he said it about a man running for President at the time.  And you can hear in his voice, that was excited to say it to a crowd and camera.  

At some point, after Trump dies, and we're all tripping our asses off on LSD...we need to compile a list of courses offered that will unpack all of this shit one day at Covfefe University.  I mean, Rudy basically just turned everything we know about the U.S. Code on its head, and somebody like him should know better.  

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Dunno how it is in New York, but here in California, the question is NOT "do you know nothing," but rather "can you set your biases aside and be fair and impartial."

 

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

Correct. 

 

39 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Unless there's something from social media or otherwise that indicates a clear bias, the magic words from a juror are "yes, I can be fair and unbiased."

This is all correct. I am not a lawyer, but I did get called for Jury Duty in Manhattan.  Still pissed it wasn't for this one, but whatevs.  In London avoiding the circus.  Trump Tower is between my house and my office, and the barricades have been up all week.  

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You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry
He's not much on talk and he's just too mean to die

I guess Trump only has one thing in common with Uncle Slaton, well two, he's cool with amphetamines.
Arguably the most famous U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, which is arguably the most prominent post of all the U.S. Attorneys.  And he just publicly proclaimed that "Ignorance of the law is in fact, a legitimate defense."  And he said it about a man running for President at the time.  And you can hear in his voice, that was excited to say it to a crowd and camera.  
At some point, after Trump dies, and we're all tripping our asses off on LSD...we need to compile a list of courses offered that will unpack all of this shit one day at Covfefe University.  I mean, Rudy basically just turned everything we know about the U.S. Code on its head, and somebody like him should know better.  
They still make quality LSD? I'm maybe ready to punch that dance card just one more time.

Well judging by his incessant napping the last two days in court, I'd say, "Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!"  /RIPmcroskey

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In 2018, RimjobSteve posts a meme on Reddit of Trump storing walnuts in his rectum.

The meme goes ignored until the pandemic when prospective juror #69 sees it while doomscrolling and shares it on Twitter. No one cares at the time.

In 2024, the meme is read into the court record during jury selection.

In 2117, as historians study the fall of the United States, the rectum/walnut meme is regularly cited in the most prestigious journals. RimjobSteve is a small but important player in history.

What a time to be alive.

Nobody gives a shit what Maga  thinks.  we only  need to break off 5% decent humans from the independent group and we are there.

True. What I wonder though is is anyone still on the fence about this fucking guy? By this point how come your mind not be made up?

HymenRoth's great-great-great-great-great grandson in 2117, "And that man's name was RimjobSteve.  This was a great man, a man of vision and guts.  And that meme he created was Trump's Rectal Walnuts.  And there isn't even a statue or a street named after him anywhere in America.  I said to RimjobSteve when we saved the Republic, this is the life we've chosen."  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

It's like the El Paso sheriff told TLJ across the table in "No Country..."  It ain't just the one thing, it's the dismal tide.  What's it all coming to?  Never said a couple trials alone would kill him. Sooner or later, under enough duress, even the most full-of-shit narcissist sociopath's body can devour itself from the inside.    

But look at him, it takes him, even with his motorcade, an hour to get out of that chair and back to his bed to watch the news.  Then record grifting solicitations, a dozen Truth Social Posts, eat three dinners, and post/plot into the night.  He fell asleep 90 minutes into the first two days of the trial, that's not a great opening salvo.   And this is gonna be six more weeks of this.  Then off to Georgia and Florida for more appearances where he swears he's "going to testify."  He's having to hear/see all the stuff we've been saying about him for a decade on public record for all to know.  Plus he's gotta find time to actually campaign for President, keep up the grift, figure out how to meet bond obligations, pretend to run the Trump Organization, still fit in some golf club championships, pretend he hangs out with his family, raise money for his legal bills, undermine our efforts in Russia, never mind the wear and tear of travel between all said events and obligations.  Having loans called left and right by banks.  Having to wait on hold to call into "Fox & Friends."  Morbidly obese, turning 78 in less than 2 months time, finally realizing the ridicule that his inner circle has insulated him from all these years, no wife or close family to genuinely console him.  Speech is getting worse, cognitively on the decline for all to see, diet is still horrible, physically more feeble and awkward, and his right jowl looks like two siamese scrotums that Ben Carson is gonna have to separate.  

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12 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
38 minutes ago, YGIFS said:
Arguably the most famous U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, which is arguably the most prominent post of all the U.S. Attorneys.  And he just publicly proclaimed that "Ignorance of the law is in fact, a legitimate defense."  And he said it about a man running for President at the time.  And you can hear in his voice, that was excited to say it to a crowd and camera.  
At some point, after Trump dies, and we're all tripping our asses off on LSD...we need to compile a list of courses offered that will unpack all of this shit one day at Covfefe University.  I mean, Rudy basically just turned everything we know about the U.S. Code on its head, and somebody like him should know better.  

They still make quality LSD? I'm maybe ready to punch that dance card just one more time.

This raises a good point.  There won't be time to find reputable/clean stuff when he dies, we're all just gonna make a buncha impulse buys and could possibly wind up with really garbage product.  But I'm not about to go do a "Prix Fixe" drug tasting menu in the leadup to it 'cause at my age, I won't survive to his actual death.  Can't answer a craigslist/darkweb ad for "Buy your Trump Dead Celebratory Drugs here...totally clean, I Promise!"  Shit, we gotta figure this out.  How does one, at the last minute, get untainted but potent narcotics to go on a bender with?  I guess I'm gonna have to start buying/stealing testing kits for each of the drugs I wanna try and just store them somewhere discrete for the T-Day+1.  I gotta guy for almost anything but LSD is a base I do not have covered.  Lemme think on this.  We still have some time.  We need a Cocoa Puff Man for the death of the Cocoa Puff Faced Man.  

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Was replying to Biff and I guess others through Biff.  You people wait your turn!  


True. What I wonder though is is anyone still on the fence about this fucking guy? By this point how come your mind not be made up?

Minds may be made up but you’re forgetting the much more important decision.

“Am I going to get up off my ass today or any of the days in the previous weeks of early voting and go to the polls to vote for the guy I made my mind up on. Or, am I just gonna sit here and bait while watching Ow My Balls”
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55 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

This is all correct. I am not a lawyer, but I did get called for Jury Duty in Manhattan.  Still pissed it wasn't for this one, but whatevs.  In London avoiding the circus.  Trump Tower is between my house and my office, and the barricades have been up all week.  

That said, jokes about it are hilarious.

https://www.theonion.com/eric-trump-only-potential-juror-uninformed-enough-to-se-1851410986

Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trial

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NEW YORK—Noting that the former president’s high-profile antics had made it exceedingly difficult to move ahead with the case, sources confirmed Monday that Eric Trump was the only potential juror uninformed enough to serve at his father’s trial. “While the majority of other individuals in the pool were immediately disqualified for having too strong of a bias either for or against the former president, Donald Trump’s son Eric was the most oblivious, ignorant person we’d seen,” said court clerk James Deacon, adding that out of hundreds of prospective jurors of all ages, genders, races, and incomes, Eric Trump was the only person who was unable to answer a single question about his father’s employment, his financial crimes, or his four years as president of the United States. “Despite being the president’s son, Eric could not say for certain whether he had ever attended a Trump rally, what Donald Trump did for a living, or what political party he belonged to. In fact, when we asked Eric if he knew his own first or last name, he just stared at us and drooled. Unfortunately, that makes him the most qualified potential juror in all of Manhattan.” At press time, Eric Trump had been disqualified from the jury after Donald Trump walked into the court, at which point Eric stood up, began to cheer, and repeatedly yelled: “That’s my daddy! That’s my daddy!”

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry
He's not much on talk and he's just too mean to die

I guess Trump only has one thing in common with Uncle Slaton, well two, he's cool with amphetamines.

You know he likes that money, he don’t mind the smell. 

1 hour ago, mooseoutfront said:

You know he likes that money, he don’t mind the smell. 

 

On 4/15/2024 at 1:24 PM, Gatorubet said:

Strap ‘ole Don in, give 'em a lil bit of vodka inna cherry Cola….we're goin to Antifa, Manhattan…
to the porn poon payoff….a POTUS criminal trial for the first time in…years?

 

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry
He's not much on talk and he's just too mean to die

I guess Trump only has one thing in common with Uncle Slaton, well two, he's cool with amphetamines.

Gentlemen: we have only seven likes between us.  I’ve been sad all day.  

And then I realized we could develop a sativa strain of marijuana and call it “Blue Duck - Will Fuck U Up” - and be sitting on the beach earning 20% after sales take off….

We call our indica, “The Ledge”.

”Being on The Ledge is always better!”

I need to work out some trademark things with Brisket. 

 

 

 

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In my mind, @NowThis is a potential juror declaring he hasn’t posted anything online for years because of his deep-rooted shame following the infamous Surlyhorns Kobe Bryant pegging incident of January 2020. 

On trial for his political life and facing possible incarceration, Trump fell asleep multiple times laying his throat jowls upon his SOFT BILLOWY chest.  And Mike Lindell didn’t seize upon the marketing opportunity for his new line of neck pillows?

my god, there’s been a crack in the simulation.  

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

#guilty

 

 

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Only part of the title showed, and at first I thought that video was titled, "President Trump on Death Row"

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12 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

What kind of rock did one have to live under to qualify as one of the 7 jurors? 

Well,

I'm really anti-trump, but I also like to think that I have integrity and a modicum of intellect (despite posting...   *waives arms around* here)  So as a potential juror, I could acknowledge that I don't like the man, but also hold the values of our country above that hate.  If I were sat on the jury, Trump would get a fair shake from me in regard whether or not he committed the alleged crimes.   If NY didn't prove their case, I would vote not guilty.

 

Rampant hypocrisy and lack of a moral compass are some of the things I loathe about the GQP/Trump.  I'm not about to join them.

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4 minutes ago, locodos said:

I'm really anti-trump, but I also like to think that I have integrity and a modicum of intellect (despite posting...   *waives arms around* here)  So as a potential juror, I could acknowledge that I don't like the man, but also hold the values of our country above that hate.  If I were sat on the jury, Trump would get a fair shake from me in regard whether or not he committed the alleged crimes.   If NY didn't prove their case, I would vote not guilty.

Your honor, the State would like to strike Juror Locodos.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Your honor, the State would like to strike Juror Locodos.

I read that in his voice

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12 minutes ago, locodos said:

Well,

I'm really anti-trump, but I also like to think that I have integrity and a modicum of intellect (despite posting...   *waives arms around* here)  So as a potential juror, I could acknowledge that I don't like the man, but also hold the values of our country above that hate.  If I were sat on the jury, Trump would get a fair shake from me in regard whether or not he committed the alleged crimes.   If NY didn't prove their case, I would vote not guilty.

 

Rampant hypocrisy and lack of a moral compass are some of the things I loathe about the GQP/Trump.  I'm not about to join them.

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11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Arguably the most famous U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, which is arguably the most prominent post of all the U.S. Attorneys.  And he just publicly proclaimed that "Ignorance of the law is in fact, a legitimate defense."  And he said it about a man running for President at the time.  And you can hear in his voice, that was excited to say it to a crowd and camera.  

At some point, after Trump dies, and we're all tripping our asses off on LSD...we need to compile a list of courses offered that will unpack all of this shit one day at Covfefe University.  I mean, Rudy basically just turned everything we know about the U.S. Code on its head, and somebody like him should know better.  

That Rudy isn’t the same as today’s Rudy. I seriously think he has dementia, or syphillis, or maybe even a tumor. I honestly can’t think of another famous person whose personality has changed this much in such a public way in such a short period of time without a medical explanation. He might also have been blackmailed. I just don’t understand it otherwise. America’s mayor, famous prosecutor (as you said in the most prominent US Atty position in the country), to the dumbest saddest most pathetic piece of shit imaginable. Just insane.

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That Rudy isn’t the same as today’s Rudy. I seriously think he has dementia, or syphillis, or maybe even a tumor. I honestly can’t think of another famous person whose personality has changed this much in such a public way in such a short period of time without a medical explanation. He might also have been blackmailed. I just don’t understand it otherwise. America’s mayor, famous prosecutor (as you said in the most prominent US Atty position in the country), to the dumbest saddest most pathetic piece of shit imaginable. Just insane.

I agree.  It does seem baffling.  Maybe that Rudy was always lurking under the surface, or maybe he had been doing batshit crazy things for decades that never made the press.  But Rudy v. The Mafia and Rudy v. Wall Street in the 1980s, and 9/11 Rudy, were commendable, even though not immune from criticism.  

This guy?  This guy is a fucking joke of a human being.

 

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With regards to Rude Dog, I just think its mostly a case of the higher the monkey climbs, the more of his ass you see. 

 

 

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Narrator: Says the guy with an avatar of himself climbing a mountain. 

 

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13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That Rudy isn’t the same as today’s Rudy.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I agree.  It does seem baffling.  Maybe that Rudy was always lurking under the surface, or maybe he had been doing batshit crazy things for decades that never made the press. 

His first wife was also his cousin.

15 minutes ago, 'stache said:

famous prosecutor

according to people around him, he was always a fraud and built his career by swooping in and taking credit for other people's hard work

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

His first wife was also his cousin.

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