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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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9 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

"I try not to think about politics. They are all the same." --SomeoneYouKnow

Someone Sounds Suspicious.

 

7 hours ago, Homercles said:

Has anyone seen Trump and Helobious in the same room?

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11 hours ago, 'stache said:

That Rudy isn’t the same as today’s Rudy. I seriously think he has dementia, or syphillis, or maybe even a tumor. I honestly can’t think of another famous person whose personality has changed this much in such a public way in such a short period of time without a medical explanation. He might also have been blackmailed. I just don’t understand it otherwise. America’s mayor, famous prosecutor (as you said in the most prominent US Atty position in the country), to the dumbest saddest most pathetic piece of shit imaginable. Just insane.

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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

His first wife was also his cousin.

So he’s always made bad decisions. 

7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I also like how Trump put "unlimited" in quotation marks like he got cut off from breadsticks at Olive Garden because he left the premises to go to Burger King and then came back for more breadsticks.  There's a John Pinetta joke in there somewhere.  

also, we know he may very well get convicted on a lot of this stuff but will never see the inside of a jail cell.  But to game it out, since the Secret Service never thought this could happen in a thousand years...what would his cell situation be?  Obviously he would not be placed in GenPop, he'd have a solitary cell.  But would an agent be in there with him at all times?  Or would two stand guard outside?  What's the protocol on having non-prison personnel packing heavy weapons inside a federal or state prison?  What's to stop 50 inmates from bum-rushing them all at once to grab their carry?  

He’ll buy a mansion, call it a federal prison, then get a shell company to manage the prison and let himself do whatever the fuck he wants inside

44 minutes ago, MrBig said:

He’ll buy a mansion, call it a federal prison, then get a shell company to manage the prison and let himself do whatever the fuck he wants inside

He’s no Pablo Esocar. 

20 minutes ago, Superhero said:

He’s no Pablo Esocar. 

He ain't dead.

I could see Trump trying to pull a Pablo Escobar by offering the government of our country or another billions to stay free. 

"Okay, President Trump...We're interested and can do what you need.  As a multi-billionaire, all we ask is $1bn for the trouble and logistics."

-Well you see, I'm between bail bondsman right now.  And I've got a lot tied up in real estate.  Would you take a 2-party out-of-state check from Slovenia?  I'm good for it, I swear.  Just ask my attorneys.  

Apparently he retweeted or retruthed or whatever the fuck it is something from Fox news that should be considered threatening the jury pool earlier tonight.  I'm sure the judge will issue a $14 fine and stern warning in the morning.  

He posted this earlier:

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump ·11h Crooked Joe Biden wants PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY to be protected perhaps more than any other living (barely!) individual because if it isn’t, and having absolutely nothing to do with me, he will surely be Indicted and Tried for many of his Dishonest, illegal, or Incompetent Actions (Afghanistan disaster, Southern Border catastrophe!). A President should not be placed in that position - MUST BE FREE TO MAKE DECISIONS, HOPEFULLY CORRECT ONES!

That makes less sense than most of the shit that comes out of his syphilitic mind.

18 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Apparently he retweeted or retruthed or whatever the fuck it is something from Fox news that should be considered threatening the jury pool earlier tonight.  I'm sure the judge will issue a $14 fine and stern warning in the morning.  

This?

“They are catching undercover Liberal Activists lying to the Judge in order to get on the Trump Jury,” Jesse Watters

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This?

“They are catching undercover Liberal Activists lying to the Judge in order to get on the Trump Jury,” Jesse Watters

Yep that's it.  Not huge considering all the nonsense the guy spews and retweets, but the way that reads and implies is threatening.  Though I have no doubt absolutely nothing will come of it.  

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9 hours ago, Superhero said:

If he goes to prison, will the Aryan Brotherhood be able to protect him from MS-13 and whatever other gangs who want to shiv him?

Let’s find out.  

35 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Yep that's it.  Not huge considering all the nonsense the guy spews and retweets, but the way that reads and implies is threatening.  Though I have no doubt absolutely nothing will come of it.  

The gag order that was entered specifically said he could not make comments about jurors or potential jurors.  some of his violations were dicey because the gag order was not explicit enough and was vague on the issue involved  this ain’t that.

I’m sure he will be hit by some monetary sanction. That’s so small it is not a punishment, but the way contempt sanctions work is they start off slow and then increase in severity.

 

Just found out a friend of mine was in the jury pool for this damn trial. Crazy shit. Told attys he wouldn’t be able to be unbiased. 

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The gag order that was entered specifically said he could not make comments about jurors or potential jurors.  some of his violations were dicey because the gag order was not explicit enough and was vague on the issue involved  this ain’t that.

I’m sure he will be hit by some monetary sanction. That’s so small it is not a punishment, but the way contempt sanctions work is they start off slow and then increase in severity.

 

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Is retweeting something treated the same as saying it yourself? Considering that jurors have already been seated, that could be interpreted as threatening to them, I would think.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Is retweeting something treated the same as saying it yourself? Considering that jurors have already been seated, that could be interpreted as threatening to them, I would think.

I would think so. By reposting it he is adopting the content as a view he also endorses.  In his 10 billion posts you seldom see him posting things that he does not agree with.

See defamation as an example.  If I make some false negative things up about Twice, even though you don’t know if it’s true, if you pass on what I said, you can be sued for defamation. You have published it just as if it were the first time - even though it was not your idea and you just passed on juicy gossip. 

By someone repeating the thing that is read or heard, they are vouching for the validity of the content.  Not an exact fit, but an analogy.

This was solid gold.

 

His reasoning capability is stronger than ever.  If every defendant got “unlimited” jury strikes, across the tens of thousands of trials taking place all over the country at any one given time…wouldn’t that make even FoxNews?  That there were hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, of Americans just lined up around courthouses all over the country on any given weekday.  Even his minions would think, “I dunno, I drive by the courthouse everyday on my way to work and I ain’t see nothing like that.”  

When will Trump's attorneys argue that the Sixth Amendment requires a jury of white, six-time-bankrupt failed businessmen/reality TV stars who inherited their wealth? Will they seek an emergency stay/mandamus in the federal courts? 

It could be worse, folks.  Let's just hope the jury is nowhere close to being "a jury of his peers".

19 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

It could be worse, folks.  Let's just hope the jury is nowhere close to being "a jury of his peers".

Most of his peers are in prison on his behalf.  So . . .

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This?

“They are catching undercover Liberal Activists lying to the Judge in order to get on the Trump Jury,” Jesse Watters

More projection. Wasn’t a GOP rep telling MAGAs to do that?

10 hours ago, bluto said:

Just found out a friend of mine was in the jury pool for this damn trial. Crazy shit. Told attys he wouldn’t be able to be unbiased. 

You should beat that motherfucker with reeds. 

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You should beat that motherfucker with reeds. 

and my reeds, he means hammers…

2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

It could be worse, folks.  Let's just hope the jury is nowhere close to being "a jury of his peers".

Next argument will be that Trump has no peers and therefore cannot get a fair trial. 

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Next argument will be that Trump has no peers and therefore cannot get a fair trial. 

Counterpoint:  I give you The Jury of the DamnedJohn Wilkes Booth, Lizzie Borden, John Dillinger, Blackbeard, Benedict Arnold, Richard Nixon ("but I'm not dead yet"), and the starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.

 

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Seated jury down to 6 after juror says aspects of her identity were made public. Here's what happened in court

A juror sworn onto Donald Trump's jury panel Tuesday was dismissed Thursday morning after expressing concerns that part of her identity were made public by the media.

There are now six jurors empaneled. Juror No. 2 told Judge Juan Merchan:

"Aspects of my identity have already been out there in the public, yesterday alone I had friends colleagues and family push things to my phone questioning my identity as a juror," she said.

The juror’s concerns reflected the historic nature of the case and the intense pressure in a polarized political climate that will be on the panel of people who are called to do their civic duty to be fair and impartial.

Merchan then addressed the press in court, telling them "there's a reason this is an anonymous jury."

"We just lost what probably would've been a very good juror," Merchan said. The judge said the juror said she was "afraid" and felt intimated by the press.

Merchan said he agrees with the defense that it's important to obtain information about prospective jurors' employers. But he says he is going to have those answers to questions 3a and 3d redacted from the court record, and he is directing the press in the courtroom and in the overflow not to report those answers.

"It’s become a problem," Merchan says.

Questions 3a and 3d ask: Who is your current employer and who is your previous employer?

While having an empaneled juror excused is not common, the juror's concern about aspects of her identity being revealed is a byproduct of a high profile case with a lot of publicity.

 

 

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-hush-money-trial-04-18-24/index.html

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38 minutes ago, C-Man said:

It's just like a high-profile mob trial....except worse.  And the entire GQP pathetically wants a fucking mobster to be our president.  The entire party is a terrorist organization.  If it was based on foreign soil, we'd have destroyed its entire apparatus in drone strikes years ago.

There's some disingenuous bullshit being spouted right now by the media.

ALL Y'ALL ARE REPORTING THE WORK DETAILS OF THE JURORS NOT JUST FOX! 

I'm sorry, but that should be a crime of some sort.  It may be.  Putting jurors' safety at risk seems incredibly dangerous.

Considering that that network is a mouthpiece for the defendant, and that he can get them to say anything he wants....

There are no crimes anymore as long as you are GQP and operating in the service of saving our damn country!

6 hours ago, Bookman said:

When will Trump's attorneys argue that the Sixth Amendment requires a jury of white, six-time-bankrupt failed businessmen/reality TV stars who inherited their wealth? Will they seek an emergency stay/mandamus in the federal courts? 

never if you would shut up and stop giving them ideas

 

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55 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm sorry, but that should be a crime of some sort.  It may be.  Putting jurors' safety at risk seems incredibly dangerous.

NY Times, CBS, and MSNBC all reported the same information as Fox News. the jurors used that as an excuse to get out of jury duty. 

then the judge told them to all not report that stuff even though it's being stated in open court. 

bottom line is they are going to just have to sequester the jury once this starts.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

NY Times, CBS, and MSNBC all reported the same information as Fox News. the jurors used that as an excuse to get out of jury duty. 

then the judge told them to all not report that stuff even though it's being stated in open court. 

bottom line is they are going to just have to sequester the jury once this starts.

And then watch some of them get murdered if he's found guilty and gets jail time. 

53 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Witness tampering

Well, they're not witnesses, so I looked up the federal statute, and you may be right.  One aspect:

(2)cause or induce any person to—

(D)
be absent from an official proceeding to which such person has been summoned by legal process; or
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

And then watch some of them get murdered if he's found guilty and gets jail time. 

This.  I wouldn't serve on that jury.  No way, no how.  Hold me in contempt, I don't care.  Donald Trump and his minions are doing all they can to get me killed.

That's where we are, by the way.  One of our two parties and a criminal fucking gang are completely indistinguishable.  Shit, the party's even worse.  At least the mafia would try to buy a juror off before they subjected them to threat of death.  The GQP is too stupid (and greedy) to even try the first step.  They just go right to "juror intimidation."  Fucking.  Criminals.

11 hours ago, RPM said:

This was solid gold.

 

The government winds up... delivers the pitch... Trump swings... and misses!  That brings the count to two and three...

...million five hundred sixty eight thousand four hundred ninety three.

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

NY Times, CBS, and MSNBC all reported the same information as Fox News.

They even reported info on the juror's spouse? Why?

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

And then watch some of them get murdered if he's found guilty and gets jail time. 

my point is that it's not just Fox News who was spreading the information and point the finger exclusively at them is disingenuous. not that you specifically were but there's a narrative out there that only Fox was doing this to mess with the jury when all they and other media outlets were doing was reporting things they thought they could report (Waters editorializing aside - he'd say that shit even if he knew nothing about them). 

 

Just now, The Dog said:

my point is that it's not just Fox News who was spreading the information and point the finger exclusively at them is disingenuous. not that you specifically were but there's a narrative out there that only Fox was doing this to mess with the jury when all they and other media outlets were doing was reporting things they thought they could report (Waters editorializing aside - he'd say that shit even if he knew nothing about them). 

 

Yeah, I'm not sitting here going "WTF Fox News," at least, not about this specific thing. I'm sitting here going "everyone who is letting these details out, including reading them in open court, should be fucking fired/jailed/fined" etc. Why the FUCK wouldn't you read these details out in a closed session with just the teams invovled?

I don't care what media outlets are teasing this info, it's wrong and remarkably careless.  FOX, MSNBC, what the fuck ever.  Don't do it.

Seriously, what anchor at MSNBC read off a sitting juror's (and their spouse's) info like Jesse Waters did there? 

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