Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty

Featured Replies

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The heat is on. The heat is on-on. The heat is on. It’s on the street.

Appropriate to quote a song by Glenn Fry.

 

(stfu, spell-check, I know what I'm doing)

Edited by Rimbo

  • Replies 28.5k
  • Views 3m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

Posted Images

4 minutes ago, GenXer said:

 

IMG_0391.gif

Did you... just... watermark someone else's gif of copyrighted content with your own username?

Doesn't really appear to be a Trump supporter based on the pamphlets he threw around. Just your average schizophrenic

image.thumb.png.18f09d5d16f180ea041167e017878604.png

image.thumb.png.bcc1130088ac41f0d55361ea41918c10.png

Well then, don't light yourself on fire.

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Doesn't really appear to be a Trump supporter based on the pamphlets he threw around. Just your average schizophrenic

image.thumb.png.18f09d5d16f180ea041167e017878604.png

\

The True History of the World (Haunted Carnival Edition) (Taylor's version)

  • Popular Post
2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Doesn't really appear to be a Trump supporter based on the pamphlets he threw around. Just your average schizophrenic=

image.png.59a3e34f736fbf98eea0c92bbaba7342.png

Just now, Goredho said:

Well then, don't light yourself on fire.

Well, you see, there was no time to wallow in the mire. 

Maybe the self-immolation dude was just lighting a match to mask the flatulence smell.  ? 

  • Popular Post

 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I would have to immolate myself as well.

I hope  he starts snoring

4 hours ago, Goredho said:

By the way, for all you snowflake conservatives that believe you'll get negged to death in the cloakroom if you don't march lock step with the "liberal hive mind" here, this conversation is proof that you are full of shit :D

 

A16D.gif

1 hour ago, GenXer said:

Maga self immolating? This is a trend I can get behind.

Now we will see who real Republicans and who are RINOs!

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

We’re done here. 

The hell we are

maxresdefault.jpg

He's crackling like a log!

5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

A16D.gif

Nice compact swing using the hips to generate force.  

Someone should get props for teaching her proper technique.  Kudos.

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Nice compact swing using the hips to generate force.  

Someone should get props for teaching her proper technique.  Kudos.

if she is 18, I have impure thoughts about her, but of course if she’s not, I don’t.

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

The judge should have his bailiff go grab a can of air freshener and instruct him to spray it in Trump’s vicinity every 10 minutes or so.

5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Nice compact swing using the hips to generate force.  

Someone should get props for teaching her proper technique.  Kudos.

 

also a good follow through

 

IMG_6163.jpeg.3e120bd27e329012c2c73a3981041990.jpeg

“Do you want to show our Lord and Savior Trump your unbridled devotion? For $199 (and a can of gas) I’ll show you how!”

Edited by Horn Dog

23 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

FB_IMG_1713472925117.thumb.jpg.fb29ec0418c140864e79bd595ef96bb6.jpg

One of you MFers better get this as a tattoo.

50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

"He farts just like I do!"

-An excited 47 year old Trump voter living in Keokuk, Iowa

23 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

FB_IMG_1713472925117.thumb.jpg.fb29ec0418c140864e79bd595ef96bb6.jpg


not enough farts

If the fart is not lit, you must acquit!!!

12 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

If the fart is not lit, you must acquit!!!

Maybe that’s what happened to the guy out in the park. 

It’s a tough time for Dotard, but at least he has his wife and five children by his side.

Oh wait none of them have spent one second there.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It’s a tough time for Dotard, but at least he has his wife and five children by his side.

Oh wait none of them have spent one second there.

They are busy planning Baron's graduation party.  

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It’s a tough time for Dotard, but at least he has his wife and five children by his side.

Oh wait none of them have spent one second there.

 

Couldn't have seen that coming from this bastion of empathy.

 

Boro-Trump-Indictment-Site.jpg

 

 

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

They are busy planning Baron's graduation party.  

Or relishing living in a house free of Trump's McFarts.

Edited by dcbc

Of course it was Florida Man, was there ever any doubt?

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

A16D.gif

wood

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I don't even like how that's being reported. He should be referred to as "the troubled former president" at the very minimum.

Criminally indicted former president

15 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Criminally indicted former president

or just Former President Dickhead.

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

Yeah uhm count me in on team "They won't actually do anything about it." More like that, fewer actual martyrs, please.

I mean, my point was that there are very few true believers. Most are just furiously typing away on their keyboards, and it's all a reality show to them. I wasn't was actually hoping for more martyrs (though, not too bothered by self-immolation).

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

If the fart is not lit, you must acquit!!!

If the fart can't be lit, it might be shit.

10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

or just Former President Dickhead.

91-time criminally indicted flatulent narcoleptic seditious bankrupt immoral rapist, industrial strength vaginal dehumidifier, and former president, Donald J. Trump.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.