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4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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hahaahahahahahahahaha, I'm dead.

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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Surly is officially 3 degrees from this. A screenshot from a group chat I’m in lol 

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

Thank God Lowell Galindo wasn't there

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

It would have been better if they had the guys that do the Nathan's 4th of July hot dog eating contest.  

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Everyone is overreacting. This is just our distinguished former president signaling his support for the Floor Action Response Team.

Let's not forget what Adam Kinzinger recently said about Trump:

 . . . the Trump odor is “not good. The easiest way to explain it … take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that … in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's not forget what Adam Kinzinger recently said about Trump:

 . . . the Trump odor is “not good. The easiest way to explain it … take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that … in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

Surly is officially 3 degrees from this. A screenshot from a group chat I’m in lol 

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Gotta admit, I'm having trouble envisioning a dude who looks like Jesus with David Koresh's optometrist as being a NASCAR fanatic.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Criminally indicted former president


rapist former president 

1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

hahaahahahahahahahaha, I'm dead.

stole that from a Fella on Threads... told him I would, too

don't forget the "industrial strength" part

50 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's not forget what Adam Kinzinger recently said about Trump:

 . . . the Trump odor is “not good. The easiest way to explain it … take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that … in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.

Even though it was Alex Jones, I thought the Hillary smelled like sulphur thing was oddly to specific.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

Way upthread I said she was like Chick Hearn in his prime.  She is a real pro.

Trump is either going to have his lawyers deny that he’s farting or he’s going to have them say he has the best smelling farts of any client they’ve ever had. All the best farts.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

 

52 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Way upthread I said she was like Chick Hearn in his prime.  She is a real pro.

 

Laura Coates is a famous lawyer who worked for Bush and Obama. She even has her own show on CNN.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

That shit was the closest thing I'll see to the Hindenburg Disaster reporting in my lifetime.

 

"Burning flesh and accelerant . . . ."

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22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump is either going to have his lawyers deny that he’s farting or he’s going to have them say he has the best smelling farts of any client they’ve ever had. All the best farts.

I'm reposting this from the Shart thread. Don't care.

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He’s scared:

 

Surly is officially 3 degrees from this. A screenshot from a group chat I’m in lol 
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You gotta get Danica to send us those screenshots.
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If the stories about Trump's odor are true, that would actually explain the number of big, strong men out of central casting that have tears in their eyes when they are near him.

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5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

When you’re asleep in front of the judge 

And you start to feel some fudge….

39 minutes ago, The Dog said:

He’s scared:

 

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About time he faces the consequences of his own actions.

25 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

When you’re asleep in front of the judge 

And you start to feel some fudge….

Mens rea..Mens rea...

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16 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

When you’re asleep in front of the judge 

And you start to feel some fudge….

When you're in court in the morning

And your ass starts exploding..

 

 

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

When you're in court in the morning

And your ass starts exploding..

 

 

That don't even rhyme.

Booooooooo

55 minutes ago, The Dog said:

He’s scared:

“….As further evidence, movers assert that as Trump has lived in New York for most of his life, New Yorkers know Trump.   It is extremely unlikely that anyone actually knowing Trump would have a favorable opinion of him, rendering this venue too filled with potential prejudiced jurors for Mr. Trump to obtain a fair trial.”

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

He’s scared:

 

Perhaps he is scared but this has been the playbook all along for each trial.  Run out the clock until he wins reelection.  Must have been what basketball was like prior to a shot clock?  The fun part starts when he fails to get elected and switches to whatever half-cocked backup plan (russia) he has in mind.

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23 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

Mens rea..Mens rea...

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7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That don't even rhyme.

Booooooooo

The spring Trump trial brings

like cherry blossoms dead rot

foul covfefe gas 

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

The spring Trump trial brings

like cherry blossoms dead rot

foul covfefe gas 

You want haiku?

 

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3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

You want haiku?

 

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43 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That don't even rhyme.

Booooooooo

It's better than the diarrhea versus that 10 year-old me came up with.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

He’s scared:

 

All he needs is a Fair And Reasonable Trial

6 hours ago, immamac said:

Surly is officially 3 degrees from this. A screenshot from a group chat I’m in lol 

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Which psychopath put little "lol"s and "haha" comment nervous chuckles in a conversation about a crazy guy committing suicide?

 

haha

2 hours ago, dcbc said:

That shit was the closest thing I'll see to the Hindenburg Disaster reporting in my lifetime.

 

"Burning flesh and accelerant . . . ."


 

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Actually, for once in my life I'm proud of Trump.   If you're going down on a felony, go down farting.  You're paying those fucks at the defense table what...$800/hr each?  Let them earn their pay nasally. 

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Which psychopath put little "lol"s and "haha" comment nervous chuckles in a conversation about a crazy guy committing suicide?

 

haha

I thought it was funny that a dude set himself on fire and I thought it was funny that someone in my group chat knows someone who seemingly knew him quite well. 

haha indeed. It's why people in this thread are laughing and making jokes about it. 

30 minutes ago, immamac said:

I thought it was funny that a dude set himself on fire and I thought it was funny that someone in my group chat knows someone who seemingly knew him quite well. 

haha indeed. It's why people in this thread are laughing and making jokes about it. 

I actually thought for a moment Danica was Danica Patrick. After all it’s a NASCAR fanatic group chat. 
 

also, obligatory:
 

https://x.com/grgecantstandya/status/1769653509623075244

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Just now, DDD Dad said:

I actually thought for a moment Danica was Danica Patrick. After all it’s a NASCAR fanatic group chat. 

Shit...that was my assumption

FWIW, I don't "necessarily" believe the dotard farting story, but, I really really really WANT to believe it

35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Danica's pretty cunty.

 

and she cant drive for shit

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That CNN reporter is better than a whole lot of radio play-by-play announcers.

 

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Gotta disagree. She sounds like Frankie McDonald. 

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6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I'm reposting this from the Shart thread. Don't care.

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Given this... What the hell is going on in Eugene? 

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The self immolation guy didn't make it (probably merciful).   He finished his life well-done.  

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