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43 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I cannot vouch for this. I can only pray with all my heart that it is true.

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That didn't happen.  I'm part of a small chat group with a person that's inside the courtroom.  A legit dude who's name you'd certainly recognize.  if that had actually happened, I would have heard about it.  

Correction:  He's got a seat for the trial, but was in the overflow room during jury selection, watching a live feed. 

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51 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

That didn't happen.  I'm part of a small chat group with a person that's inside the courtroom.  A legit dude who's name you'd certainly recognize.  if that had actually happened, I would have heard about it.  

Correction:  He's got a seat for the trial, but was in the overflow room during jury selection, watching a live feed. 

That's a shame, but I'm still naming my next bowling team Shitgibbon and the Dead Ferrets .  

53 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

That didn't happen.  I'm part of a small chat group with a person that's inside the courtroom.  A legit dude who's name you'd certainly recognize.  if that had actually happened, I would have heard about it.  

Correction:  He's got a seat for the trial, but was in the overflow room during jury selection, watching a live feed. 

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I'm pretty sure "shitgibbon" was coined on this site, by a foul-mouthed Southern Lady

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm pretty sure "shitgibbon" was coined on this site, by a foul-mouthed Southern Lady

Living in Alabama brings one closer to shitgibbon awareness. 

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm pretty sure "shitgibbon" was coined on this site, by a foul-mouthed Southern Lady

That's just southern class and grace if you ask me.  

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

That didn't happen.  I'm part of a small chat group with a person that's inside the courtroom.  A legit dude who's name you'd certainly recognize.  if that had actually happened, I would have heard about it.  

Correction:  He's got a seat for the trial, but was in the overflow room during jury selection, watching a live feed. 

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5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Living in Alabama brings one closer to shitgibbon awareness. 

Dammit, is it 'Shitgibbon Awareness Week" already?  I gotta get to bed, got a 10k in the morning to rest up for.  Will a pair of depends fit discretely under my running shorts.  I think there's a meme for this somewhere.  

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Are the stupidest fucking people still thinking God is on Trump’s side?  If only a barrage of lightning would’ve ignited all that hair dye and blubber. 

15 hours ago, BamaATL said:

That's a shame, but I'm still naming my next bowling team Shitgibbon and the Dead Ferrets .  

Our team used to have the worst names.  The league threatened to not let us play when we signed up as "The Bowl Movements".  They liked "Bowl Durham", though.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Our team used to have the worst names.  The league threatened to not let us play when we signed up as "The Bowl Movements".  They liked "Bowl Durham", though.

The Bowl Movements is fucking gold Jerry! What loser sees that name and threatens to kick the team out of the league? 

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

The Bowl Movements is fucking gold Jerry! What loser sees that name and threatens to kick the team out of the league? 

They relented.  We won the league.  They had to print it on our trophies.

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"If the judge was really prejudiced, wouldn't that make him a Trump voter?"

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David Pecker, a witness in a trial about payments to a porn star 

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26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Oh, just trying to not get 12 innocent people killed. Because of you, you stupid fat fuck.

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

They relented.  We won the league.  They had to print it on our trophies.

We were happy with the Freeballers. But damn, Bowl Movements is top-shelf. Well done. 

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

They relented.  We won the league.  They had to print it on our trophies.

I hope they didn’t try to make you roll on Shabbos

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Trump supporters have united behind their man.

And then there's this:

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Acquiring Minds want to know...

Finally something we can all agree with Trump on.  A leaking pecker is no joke! 

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I think we've all had a salad with secreting mushrooms or other fungi that just ruin the overall vibe of the meal.  And/or Nation-State.  

Jokes aside, what’s this dick going to say?

10 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Jokes aside, what’s this dick going to say?

He's been holding it in so long there's no telling how much will spurt out.

So what limitations are put on defense attorneys once a trial is underway?  Can they bail if they know he's out of cash?

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So what limitations are put on defense attorneys once a trial is underway?  Can they bail if they know he's out of cash?

 

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13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So what limitations are put on defense attorneys once a trial is underway?  Can they bail if they know he's out of cash?

No.

When the trial has started like this one has, jury selected an opening argument set for Monday, there could be no justification to allow defense council to withdraw while it’s going on.   Attorneys do not have the right to unilaterally withdraw whenever they want for whatever reason they want.  If the issue is fees not being paid, that is often grounds for withdrawing as a general matter,  but it would be a rare court to allow an attorney to withdraw with scheduled pending matters - and really a bizarre albino unicorn event to allow an attorney to withdraw the after trial has begun.   The jury would see that negatively.   Which is all to say that an attorney does not have a right to likely cause a mistrial for that selfish reason and put everything back at square one.  

And in this unusual case, when his attorneys accepted representation on a client who has a reputation for not paying attorneys - there is way less reason to grant withdrawal for nonpayment of fees.

12 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

And in this unusual case, when his attorneys accepted representation on a client who has a reputation for not paying attorneys - there is way less reason to grant withdrawal for nonpayment of fees.

Well yeah, that part seems obvious.  "Wait, you're surprised by this?  No."

I thought I read that for some of these matters his attorneys were charging him a flat fee to handle his case. Not sure if that was for some of the civil matters or criminal. Seems like regardless they would want to get as much as possible up front given his history 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

 he's out of cash?

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On 4/20/2024 at 1:01 PM, Sawbonz said:

I did the burn unit in parkland for my 3rd year elective in med school. We had a guy who doused himself with gasoline at thanksgiving dinner and lit himself in front of his family. Full thickness burns > 80% including all of his upper and lower lips but somehow not his eyelids. Heat ruined his vocal cords. He was coming up on 1 year in the burn unit when I arrived and was still alive when I finished the rotation. I would not wish that on anyone 

 

 

It ain’t cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving 

Every time there's a story of him running out of cash it's not surprising, the best part is what happens next.  You move to the anticipation of what the next grift will be, we've gotten sneakers, bibles, 5% cuts from down ballot folks, what's next?

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

Every time there's a story of him running out of cash it's not surprising, the best part is what happens next.  You move to the anticipation of what the next grift will be, we've gotten sneakers, bibles, 5% cuts from down ballot folks, what's next?

10%.  

I wonder what the cutoff date is where any odd campaign financial stuff is reported after the election.  August, September?

55 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I think we're going to find out that Trump, via Cohen, paid for an abortion ... maybe Shera Berchard's. 

 

So he's PRO ABORITION !!!!!!!

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

No.

When the trial has started like this one has, jury selected an opening argument set for Monday, there could be no justification to allow defense council to withdraw while it’s going on.   Attorneys do not have the right to unilaterally withdraw whenever they want for whatever reason they want.  If the issue is fees not being paid, that is often grounds for withdrawing as a general matter,  but it would be a rare court to allow an attorney to withdraw with scheduled pending matters - and really a bizarre albino unicorn event to allow an attorney to withdraw the after trial has begun.   The jury would see that negatively.   Which is all to say that an attorney does not have a right to likely cause a mistrial for that selfish reason and put everything back at square one.  

And in this unusual case, when his attorneys accepted representation on a client who has a reputation for not paying attorneys - there is way less reason to grant withdrawal for nonpayment of fees.

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24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

So he's PRO ABORITION !!!!!!!

Will not matter one bit, BECAUSE HE GETS ABORTION JUST LIKE THE REST OF US YOU LIBTARD SO SUCK IT BECAUSE MA AND PA ALWAYS SAID THEY'D WISH MA HAD ABORTED ME AND YOU JUST DON'T GET THE JOKE THEY ARE MAKING.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

What happens if he is actually fucked here? Shit seems to be getting real real fast. 

Fucked how? Most experts think he serves no jail time even if convicted. 

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5 hours ago, immamac said:

What happens if he is actually fucked here? Shit seems to be getting real real fast. 

Well that would be great. But what you’re experiencing is just the shock of seeing the process moving this far along without ole’ Donny wriggling out of it yet.

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