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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

They need the ass buzzer that the cheating chess guy used

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  • HillCountryBevo
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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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Now gosh darnit guys, you need some decorum. A President's children should be off limits; until they take a lot of drugs and get on television; then fire away.
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And this is truthcasting.  By late 2026, Paxton will either be the US Attorney General, or the newly elected junior Senator from the State of Texas.

Supposedly Abbott is shortlisted for AG and team Paxton is gearing up to primary against Cornyn.  But the same person says the FIRST Texan on the list for a cabinet spot is Sid Miller for Ag Secretary.

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9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Supposedly Abbott is shortlisted for AG and team Paxton is gearing up to primary against Cornyn.  But the same person says the FIRST Texan on the list for a cabinet spot is Sid Miller for Ag Secretary.

All quite credible.  But Paxton would prefer AG, and he sucks Trump's dick harder than Abbott, and we know that's all that matters in Trumpland.

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

All quite credible.  But Paxton would prefer AG, and he sucks Trump's dick harder than Abbott, and we know that's all that matters in Trumpland.

In fairness, abbott has trouble with the whole getting on his knees thing

3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Frugal \= garishly cheap ass tight wad 

Grimy. Little. Pimp.

11 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He still won’t go to the graduation. 

 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 


Defense attorneys put a shock collar on him. Like a dog.

This is such low hanging fruit for the SNL cold open. Dotard is asleep. Defense attorneys concerned. Deliberate approach to wake him up. Reach down to red tie extending to floor and give it a tug. No reaction. Smelling salt. No reaction. Fart in a can. No reaction. Shock collar. No reaction. Picture of ivanka. Dotard pops awake alert and ready to get it on. Live from NY it’s saturday night. Fin.

10 hours ago, locodos said:

Judge called his bluff.  Nobody is madder about this than Trump, except possibly Barron. (what a fucking stupid name)

It’s even funnier because we’ve heard recordings from back in the 80’s of Trump posing as “John Barron,” his imaginary spokesperson, speaking with members of the media trying to promote himself. Then he fucking named his kid Barron. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/03/21/the-amazing-story-of-donald-trumps-old-spokesman-john-barron-who-was-actually-donald-trump-himself/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/04/20/reporter-recalls-trumps-alter-ego-amazed-didnt-see-through-ruse/537312002/

4 hours ago, Player said:

Have they considered placing a gently used South Dakota shock collar (RIP Cricket) around his neck? Maybe slide a few pics of a gravel pit across the table to keep him engaged.

Can’t help thinking about this scene:

 

23 hours ago, Bullneck said:

BONE CRUSHING.  

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Only acceptable response if you’re in Austin:

 

14 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Just let him sleep, then when court is adjourned, just leave his ass sitting there alone in the dark. 

With all his secret service guys.

5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Supposedly Abbott is shortlisted for AG and team Paxton is gearing up to primary against Cornyn.  But the same person says the FIRST Texan on the list for a cabinet spot is Sid Miller for Ag Secretary.

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

All quite credible.  But Paxton would prefer AG, and he sucks Trump's dick harder than Abbott, and we know that's all that matters in Trumpland.

Trump doesn’t want anybody in a wheelchair close to him - it’s a sign of weakness.

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

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I'm starting my toast to Trump like a drunken Bridesmaid, "Webster's Dictionary defines 'Devices' as a 'Stack of Paper' or 'Cocaine'."  

How can the judge sentence him to having to attend one of his kids’ graduations before he’s been convicted? Let the man golf already!

Only acceptable response if you’re in Austin:
 
This song is for my mother
13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Only acceptable response if you’re in Austin:

 

Long time since I heard this one---Get it, Frosty!!

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

irony is dead

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Gee, it's like he's projecting all the time, or something 

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I think he's losing his touch. 

Oh yeah well the jerk store called and they're all out of you.

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I think he's losing his touch

Oh yeah well the jerk store called and they're all out of you.

There's a "Trump's rally dance move" joke in here somewhere if the Village People have the courage to do what's right.  

1 hour ago, Tigersnake said:

Long time since I heard this one---Get it, Frosty!!

Every few months if I'm driving around Austin on a Friday around 5  or 6, I'll throw on the extended jam of bonecrusher and fade back to that era for a bit. Song still fucking jams.

 

 

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30 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

irony is dead

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I know you are but what am I

32 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

irony is dead

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Also, Sleep Joe wants to fuck his daughter!

12 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Every few months if I'm driving around Austin on a Friday around 5  or 6, I'll throw on the extended jam of bonecrusher and fade back to that era for a bit. Song still fucking jams.

 

 

Soulhat at the Black Cat

4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Soulhat at the Black Cat

Easily my favorite spot on 6th street back in the day. One of those places where people would mix from all walks of life in Austin. Fun times. 

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Free hotdogs and cheap lonestar

eta they were either the first or one of the first to be told to turn down their music because the shitass carpetbaggers from California who moved down there started complaining 

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What was the bar/outdoor music venue on Guadalupe, north of 'the Drag' proper?  Like somewhere between 27th & 32nd?  It was across from the old Antone's and Centennial.  On the east side of the street.  they had some minimal food menu but for a few years in the late 90's/early 2000's...they'd have this sunset HH shot special on Wednesday or Thursday, like $1/shot just during sunset and I swear Soulhat played every one 'em for at least a year or two we used to bike over there from Cherrywood.  

Not following.  Antone's was on the east side of the street.  

Random guesses:  Nasty's, Austin Outhouse, Ruby's BBQ

Wait, wasn't Antone's on the West Side where that strip center is now with the shoes and used clothing and all that shit?  Or am I confusing my old ass with the record store?  

Anyway, this place wasn't Nasty's or Ruby's BBQ.  Maybe have been Austin Outhouse but I swear it was on the East side of the street with the backdeck stage facing west and Soulhat was there on the weekly.  

Fuck me, middle aged sober me has a worse memory than shitfaced 20yo me.  

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, wasn't Antone's on the West Side where that strip center is now with the shoes and used clothing and all that shit?  Or am I confusing my old ass with the record store?  

Anyway, this place wasn't Nasty's or Ruby's BBQ.  Maybe have been Austin Outhouse but I swear it was on the East side of the street with the backdeck stage facing west and Soulhat was there on the weekly.  

Fuck me, middle aged sober me has a worse memory than shitfaced 20yo me.  

Antone's was on the east side of the street right around 31st or 31st 1/2.  

Damn, I was way more fucked up/high than I thought biking to shows there then.  But the record store was across the street and slightly south of it, right?  I remember seeing Bobby Bland there when I first moved to Austin and thinking it was the coolest place.  It reminded me of sneaking out of the house in chicago as a mid-teen to go see shows at Buddy's Guy's Legends.  I knew enough from family from Texas about Willie, and country, and some other good music.  But I had no idea about the Austin blues scene and saw that show at Antone's.  

back to the thread topic.  Trump's coalition of "Black Blues Musicians for Trump" is not coming together as they'd hoped.  Sad.  Very sad.  Tremendously sad. 

24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Damn, I was way more fucked up/high than I thought biking to shows there then.  But the record store was across the street and slightly south of it, right?

Yes, Antone's Records was (and to my knowledge still is) on the west side of Guadalupe in that same general vicinity.

Are you somehow thinking of Spider House, or what was before Spider House?  It wasn't on Guadalupe, just east, but about that same bit north of campus.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Every few months if I'm driving around Austin on a Friday around 5  or 6, I'll throw on the extended jam of bonecrusher and fade back to that era for a bit. Song still fucking jams.

 

 

Got a notification from Kevin McKinney that Soulhat is having another show 7/27 at Antone’s. A couple buddies of mine went to see them last year in Austin at another reunion deal. Loved every minute of it, apparently.

Just now, C-Man said:

Got a notification from Kevin McKinney that Soulhat is having another show 7/27 at Antone’s. A couple buddies of mine went to see them last year in Austin at another reunion deal. Loved every minute of it, apparently.

Who's playing drums?

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Got a notification from Kevin McKinney that Soulhat is having another show 7/27 at Antone’s. A couple buddies of mine went to see them last year in Austin at another reunion deal. Loved every minute of it, apparently.

Yeah I posted in the "Concert your attending" thread in the music forum to not derail this any further. Its not on the  Antones website yet,so I emailed them to verify as I was planning to be out of town that weekend. 

Who's playing drums?
They had some young kid play drums when they played Cottonwood in Houston. He was fantastic.
33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Who's playing drums?

Conrad Chouroun of Banana Blender Surprise et al.  He's been playing off and on with Kevin since the S'hat Records days of the early/mid 90s.

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22 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
32 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:
Who's playing drums?

They had some young kid play drums when they played Cottonwood in Houston. He was fantastic.

That kid is in his late 40s.

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Conrad Choroun of Banana Blender Surpprise et al.

He's good, I've recorded him.  Nice guy, too.

*Choucroun

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Who's playing drums?

 

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's good, I've recorded him.  Nice guy, too.

*Choucroun

I knew him and David Beebe.  He was a year behind me in school, but he took several years off between high school and college to tour with BBS.  When I was a senior, he was a freshman at UT and we had a biology class together.  He's super nice and a great drummer.

 

/I was trying to fix the spelling when you replied. :) 

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