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1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Being criminally guilty wouldn’t matter either.

Well, won't that technically make him ineligible for the office?

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2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

he doesn't know when to shut up.

That's a helluva loud, incriminating way to ask the clerk, "Now, who do I make the check out to?"  

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Just now, Red Five said:

You still don't know who she is, at the conclusion of your rape trial?

In his defense he's really fucking stupid.

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Well, won't that technically make him ineligible for the office?

Nope.

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

he doesn't know when to shut up.

 

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That's a helluva loud, incriminating way to ask the clerk, "Now, who do I make the check out to?"  

In fairness to DOTARD, he sexually harasses a LOT of women. Hard to remember them all.

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Well, won't that technically make him ineligible for the office?

only in the documents case where there is a specific line in the statute that says the convicted is ineligible to hold office. 

of course it's also hard to take office from a jail cell...

28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"

 

22 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

"I stood in a dressing room at Bergdorf-Goodman and raped somebody, and I won't lose any voters, OK?"

Bergdorf-Goodman’s on fifth avenue, no?

And he did shoot his load, no?

Man, the simulation is getting even more ridiculous with this shit

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41 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Fucker will fund-raise off the verdict and cover it.

He’d also fundraise off of it if he won and then go around crowing about how he was found innocent. 

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

You still don't know who she is, at the conclusion of your rape trial?

What makes you think he paid attention to the goings on of his rape trial?  It’s not like he was in court. 
 

and his mush brain probably doesn’t remember his deposition. 
 

actually, not remembering people you should know is a strong sign of dementia. So maybe he’s actually finally admitting to it. 

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33 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

something something... but her emails

something something... but Hunter Biden's laptop

something something... but protest not insurrection

Bill Clinton got a blowjob from an intern! Character matters!

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 A convicted con artist, a tax cheat, a traitor and a sexual abuser walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What are you having, Mr Trump?"
1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Bill Clinton got a blowjob from an intern! Character matters!


And then he LIED about getting a blowjob from an intern!

What's that? Trump lied about paying 130,000 dollars in hush money to Stormy Daniels?  He was trying to protect his wife's feelings!

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E Jean Carroll herself wasn't even 100% she was raped. She said she couldn't tell if his dick was inside of her or not, which would be really funny in any other context. 

14 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Nope.

Hell the Supreme Court had to be asked whether or not they could intervene on behalf of a federal judge who had been convicted and sent to fucking prison and still wanted to be a judge from the inside of his cell.

The House voted to impeach, Senate voted unanimously to remove, and this motherfucker actually wanted the SCOTUS to overrule the removal.

But the point is it took acts from both chambers of congress to stop that freak from being a federal judge inside a goddamn prison cell since there is no explicit rule against it. So of course a criminal conviction doesn’t preclude Trump’s run. 

And personally, I don’t want it to. I want Trump to be their nominee. He has no chance to win, and the more damage to the GQP his lingering in the mainstream of it, all the better.

As to Trump having a jury rule against him today…

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52 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Dude just loves paying for pussy. 

I winced, but I also laughed 🤷‍♀️

6 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

I want Trump to be their nominee.

I want him to die.

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I want him to die.

Pffft, like a dead Trump wouldn't pull at least 25% in an R primary. Maybe closer to 40 if we can spin up the Q tards that he's not really dead and this is a test of faith. 

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

E Jean Carroll herself wasn't even 100% she was raped. She said she couldn't tell if his dick was inside of her or not, which would be really funny in any other context. 

The Right's paragon of masculinity and swordsmanship escaped the rape rap b/c he has a tiny dick.  Perfect. 

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Pffft, like a dead Trump wouldn't pull at least 25% in an R primary. Maybe closer to 40 if we can spin up the Q tards that he's not really dead and this is a test of faith. 

That would be the best thing about it.  He'd pull in 25% of the POTUS vote for the next 3 elections...would be awesome. 

Only a matter of time until all the evangelicals renounce Trump since he’s now a proven sexual assaulter, right?

48 minutes ago, Red Five said:

E Jean Carroll herself wasn't even 100% she was raped. She said she couldn't tell if his dick was inside of her or not, which would be really funny in any other context. 

 

 

 

There is a huge likelihood of appeal here, of course.

My impression is that the judge is sharp and ran the trial tight but without getting too shitty with Trump and his clowns, so I'm not expecting much there.

And by failing to present a case in chief, I think any "sufficiency of the evidence" appeals are dead in the water.

There is, however, still the issue of the Westfall Act, by which a federal official enjoys official immunity for civil claims arising out of actions in office, which has been interpreted extraordinarily broadly. But I think by failing to develop any trial record of why this might have been connected to Trump as president, as opposed to Trump as person man woman camera tv, they may have fucked that off, too.

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So yeah, that fascist favoring justice system has handed Trump post-Presidency loss I don't know what anymore, because I've lost count.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

this is a pathetic attempt at spin:

 

An old joke about the Soviets from back in the day. The Soves and the US competed in a trackmeet with no other teams present. The US won. Tass reported:

Soviet Union finishes second in international trackmeet. USA finishes next to last.

There was actually a time when you could more easily tell the difference between the two places.

 

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

And it won't ultimately make a shit. Unless he's found guilty in a criminal trial, it won't fucking matter to the GQP. He'll spin this as a witch hunt, etc and the MAGATS will go on their merry, blissfully ignorant way and pull the lever for him in November 2024.

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39 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And by failing to present a case in chief, I think any "sufficiency of the evidence" appeals are dead in the water.

What's your reasoning here? I don't know New York's law on this, but certainly in Texas I can't think of any reason why a sufficiency of evidence argument requires presenting a case in chief. Now, if you're challenging factual sufficiency, you better have made a motion for new trial and/or directed verdict, but that is a different issue than presenting a case in chief. 

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

You know, back in my day, being found guilty of sexual assault might have been a hindrance in one's quest to be President of the United States.

In the current day, it pretty much disqualifies you from any job except being a GOP politician

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

And it won't ultimately make a shit. Unless he's found guilty in a criminal trial, it won't fucking matter to the GQP. He'll spin this as a witch hunt, etc and the MAGATS will go on their merry, blissfully ignorant way and pull the lever for him in November 2024.

 

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

he doesn't know when to shut up.

Second verse, same as the first ...

Could you lawdogs translate your sufficiency chief yada yada yada language for the rest of us?

  

55 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

There is, however, still the issue of the Westfall Act, by which a federal official enjoys official immunity for civil claims arising out of actions in office, which has been interpreted extraordinarily broadly. But I think by failing to develop any trial record of why this might have been connected to Trump as president, as opposed to Trump as person man woman camera tv, they may have fucked that off, too.

 

How fucking broadly do things have to be interpreted when the alleged acts occured decades prior to taking office?

 

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Could you lawdogs translate your sufficiency chief yada yada yada language for the rest of us?

  

 

How fucking broadly do things have to be interpreted when the alleged acts occured decades prior to taking office?

 

It’s hard to say what evidence was lacking when you have multiple claims/evidence essentially intermixed. Let’s the jury and appeals court have a huge margin to say what evidence could be relevant to which claims.

As to the second question, I’m unsure. I don’t know if “retaliation” because you later become a political official triggers it. But maybe? I’ll defer to him for that answer

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

If I were ever accused of rape, and the woman said she couldn’t tell if I penetrated, Exhibit A of my defense would be a report from my urologist (I can’t imagine the court would be too happy if it were a dick pic). What a weird, fucked up timeline this is. Kinda proves he has a micro-penis doesn’t it? Surely his defense would’ve done something to address that if possible
 

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36 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

If I were ever accused of rape, and the woman said she couldn’t tell if I penetrated, Exhibit A of my defense would be a report from my urologist (I can’t imagine the court would be too happy if it were a dick pic). What a weird, fucked up timeline this is. Kinda proves he has a micro-penis doesn’t it? Surely his defense would’ve done something to address that if possible
 

He doesn’t realize that he does…

 

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And you know he can’t see it

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19 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

If I were ever accused of rape, and the woman said she couldn’t tell if I penetrated, Exhibit A of my defense would be a report from my urologist (I can’t imagine the court would be too happy if it were a dick pic). What a weird, fucked up timeline this is. Kinda proves he has a micro-penis doesn’t it? Surely his defense would’ve done something to address that if possible
 

Exactly.  You'd think that he could get Ronny Jackson or Ted Cruz to testify that he doesn't have a micropenis.

Well this shows that a jury will find against him if the evidence is there. Hopefully that carries through to the criminal proceedings which I'm sure will be coming down the pipe. 

It's unfair to ask the court system to save America as it's the job of the American voter to ensure known criminal pieces of shit like this aren't elected. We know this will have Zero effect on the Trump supporters because they have never acted in good faith anyway. They want chaos and insanity even though it will also take them down with it too. 

The hope is that all of this over the next year and a half will have an even bigger effect than in 2020 of getting people that aren't supporters either way and usually don't vote to go out and vote against this piece of shit. That's all we can hope to see at this point. 

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19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He doesn’t realize that he does…

 

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3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

He'll raise 10 million tonight.   

lawdogs: what about attorney fees?

I’m in favor of them. 

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

And....Cornyn just got himself primaried.  Bryan Slaton is now available to run...he'll waltz through the primary.

44 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

It's unfair to ask the court system to save America as it's the job of the American voter to ensure known criminal pieces of shit like this aren't elected.

Friend of the Pod?

Just now, Pancho said:

I don’t see how Kaitlin is going to keep him from being even more unhinged tomorrow night on the cnn interview.

Well hopefully she's not going try to.

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