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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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This was my favorite part of the testimony so far this morning.

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3 minutes ago, Goredho said:

So I'll ask you again

Please, I'm begging you, don't. 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

First post. He's been here a while.

"New poster, long time lurker from Llano TX I feel much better about Christian Jones being on this roster with banks and Campbell to come 🤘🏼 Just signed up for burnt ends"

Maybe he's the actual Confederate statue on the square in Llano. He might be relatively enlightened, and we are over here judging him.

3 minutes ago, Goredho said:

That the 2020 election was not stolen.  You asked me how Biden got 80 million votes.  Here was my response.

 

So I'll ask you again, on what basis do you believe the 2020 election was stolen?  Tell me how you arrived at that informed opinion, because Donald Trump is indicted and will be going on trial for his efforts to subvert the results of the 2020 election.

His basis is “fox news told me hurr durr.” That’s it. Conservative critical thinking is regurgitating Fox News and literal Russian propaganda 

5 minutes ago, Goredho said:

That the 2020 election was not stolen.  You asked me how Biden got 80 million votes.  Here was my response.

 

So I'll ask you again, on what basis do you believe the 2020 election was stolen?  Tell me how you arrived at that informed opinion, because Donald Trump is indicted and will be going on trial for his efforts to subvert the results of the 2020 election.

2000 Mules libtard, duh.  Also, Trump said so.  Seems way more credible than crooked news.

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8 minutes ago, Goredho said:

That the 2020 election was not stolen.

Of course it wasn't.

It was stollen

1 hour ago, HillCountryBevo said:

wants the best for our country

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PULL THE OTHER ONE!!! HAHAHAHA

yeah, you're... gravely misinformed. Or just stupid.

Synopsis of the morning so far:

Trump’s lawyer calls Stormy Daniels transactional. ‘Not unlike Mr. Trump,’ she replies.

A lawyer in Donald J. Trump’s criminal trial on Thursday sharply attacked Stormy Daniels over her account of having had sex with Mr. Trump, suggesting that she has continually sought to make money off their liaison.

Ms. Daniels had a simple retort: So has Mr. Trump.

Before Mr. Trump became president of the United States in 2016, he was more of a savvy marketer than a real estate tycoon, lending his name to all sorts of projects and products. There was Trump Ice Natural Spring Water, Trump Home mattresses, Trump steaks, Trump men's wear.

Even today, on TrumpStore.com, a blue Trump Signature Collection silk necktie sells for $125.

Mr. Trump’s lawyer Susan Necheles argued during cross-examination that Ms. Daniels wanted to make money from the outset, which motivated her to go public about her 2006 encounter with Mr. Trump.

Ms. Necheles noted to Ms. Daniels that she has “an online store where you sell merchandise.”

She mentioned a $40 “Saint of Indictments” devotional candle that carries an image of the porn star draped in a Christ-like robe. (Mr. Trump himself recently made news by hawking a Bible for $59.99.)

The lawyer characterized Ms. Daniels’s online commerce as “shilling.”

Ms. Daniels retorted: “Not unlike Mr. Trump.”

27 minutes ago, HillCountryBevo said:

You stupid fuck. I’m from a small town and enjoy the down to earth, logical conservatives who live there. Praying dumb liberals from Austin and Cali do not move here and ruin it

Uh, I like small towns.  I like the Hill Country.  There are certainly no shortage of dumb liberals from Austin and California all around us, not because they are liberal.  It just so happens that dumb people are everywhere and some are conservative, some are liberal, and some are in between.  I am getting more open minded in middle age, in many ways.  Due to me shedding some of my previous shit.  And I try not to sit in judgement anymore.  

But seriously, "logical"?  Your words, not mine.  I'm sure if we spoke for an hour, we'd find some common ground.  But there is less than 1% of your posting content that could ever be construed as "logical."  You think you're a pragmatist, a realist, a logician, the sane one in the room.  And admittedly, I have no idea how you are in real life as should be the case on a college football/MILF photo message board.  But prima facia, you appear to be anything but logical.  And that you think you are the most sensible one in the room is extra disturbing.  But you do you brutha.  

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49 minutes ago, HillCountryBevo said:

please tell me how Biden got 80 million votes?

There are 80 million people smarter than you in this country

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22 minutes ago, HillCountryBevo said:

This country is worse off since Biden took office?

Since Biden:

More jobs created than any other president in history

Murder rate lowest in over thirty years

Inflation at lowest point in a few decades

The only thing that's bad is that you're following a preacher who tells you the lies you want to hear.

Remember all those truckers who raced to the border, only to find there was nothing happening there?

Oh, right, the news you watch didn't show you THAT bit, did they? Almost like they didn't want you to know it...

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This seems like a good time to use the AI Generator...

A day in the life... 

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16 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

First post. He's been here a while.

"New poster, long time lurker from Llano TX I feel much better about Christian Jones being on this roster with banks and Campbell to come 🤘🏼 Just signed up for burnt ends"

Ok then I guess he’s dumb and also it must be difficult to post with a phone in one hand and a shovel in the other digging a ditch. 

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6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

There are 80 million people smarter than you in this country

Also, 155 million people voted and the republican nominee was a lifelong criminal conman who was an absolute fucking disaster as president. It's embarrassing Biden only got 80 million votes.

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok then I guess he’s dumb and also it must be difficult to post with a phone in one hand and a shovel in the other digging a ditch. 

Yup.

OK... this is it and I'm out

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3 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Yup.

OK... this is it and I'm out

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Chicken needed to be fried a little bit longer.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Chicken needed to be fried a little bit longer.

Should have just put a pile of bones or, better yet, a bunch of big macs.

I'm sorry I replied to the troll.

It literally enrages me how stupid people can be.

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49 minutes ago, HillCountryBevo said:

I’m not a troll. I’m a patriot and want the best for this country. Stupid fuck. 

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, so although you said you're done posting here, just in case you come back.

What is your vision for America...why it's "what's best for the country".  

I'd also like to know, high level...what things that Biden is doing would you change?  Why do you think Trump, after a disastrous 1st term, is the best choice to lead the country a second time.

And finally, please give us your definition of patriot, and how do the rest of us not fit that definition?  Please include the number of years you served in the military...you know, since you're a patriot, and folks like me, who served 9 years are not.

 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

I'm sorry I replied to the troll.

It literally enrages me how stupid people can be.

It’s a cult. Unfortunately we haven’t reached the flavor aid stage but it’s coming. 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Man, that guy is just not funny.

Props on "snoratorium" though.  

1 hour ago, HillCountryBevo said:

Typical fucking liberal.

You started the day with around 300. You should have stayed with the FB board and baseball. You choose poorly.

Back to the trial

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(That sounds like Johnny Sack)

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39 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Man somebody woke up this morning and chose alcohol

 

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1 hour ago, HillCountryBevo said:

 

Trump may have skeletons in closet, but hell everyone does. He is a business man and wants the best for our country 

 

No he doesn’t. You just made this shit up.

If I were a jurist, that redirect showing the full context of the tweets from cross would piss me off bigly, that the defense was being intentionally disingenuous. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If I were a jurist, that redirect showing the full context of the tweets from cross would piss me off bigly, that the defense was being intentionally disingenuous. 

Essentially reinforcing what we already know to be true about tfg. 

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2 hours ago, HillCountryBevo said:

I asked my old man one day. What’s worse, debating a liberal or an aggy?

So - he’s stupid too?

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2 hours ago, HillCountryBevo said:

Seeing people on here who still support Joe Biden 🤮🤮🤮

Have you been swimming in stock tanks and eating undercooked pork?

30 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

No he doesn’t. You just made this shit up.

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1- He did bang her.

2- She ain't that hot.

3- He got caught, so he is not that smart.

4- No McDonalds in the NY Prison system.

5- If god-fearing GOP still vote for this fucker, damn,

6- As our ledge loving legal eagle reminds us, Liberals also have guns, and we know how to use them. I laugh at idiots who think their 15 rifles, all different caliber, are good for a civil war. Damn cleetus, I am taking them all, can you help carry ammo?

 

Lol, who'se the mushroom sucker?

56 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Lots of people are saying that @HillCountryBevo is a certified pedophile.  

ALL LEGAL EXPERTS AGREE!

Necheles will do more work in this case now.  Even if it was seen negatively by the jury, she took it to Stormy in Trumpian style, often unfair and childish, which I think will please him.  

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But if it weren’t true, Daniels replies, “I would have written it to be a lot better,” drawing laughter in the courtroom.

Lulz

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Pressing her on the details of the sexual encounter and repeatedly suggesting it didn’t happen is a really stupid tack and must have been done at Trump’s insistence and over the objections of his counsel. 

13 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

So - he’s stupid too?

Hey that's not nice!   This poor guy is doing the best he can, but he's up against woke ass Dunning Kruger.

I mean shouldn't we all trust the economic, global political, and sociological analysis of a guy who's worked hard to rent his own place?   He's supporting himself and his landlord.  Lazy woke libs could never do that!

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When they make the Stormy Daniels movie, the first scene will be Stormy on her back while some fat fuck six-time bankrupt failed businessman is on top of her with her thinking, "Well here I am, at the lowest point of my life." 

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Necheles will do more work in this case now.  Even if it was seen negatively by the jury, she took it to Stormy in Trumpian style, often unfair and childish, which I think will please him.  

Stormy gave back.  So much so, it's not even in question whether they had sex.  All she really needs to reiterate is I was paid to keep the sex part quiet.  We can disagree about whether both of us held up our ends of the bargain, but the sex part isn't in question.  As far as being rehearsed by the prosecution, she could ask why do you refer to your client as President Trump?  She very well could've said they had sex twice if she were making things up.  What was a pornstar doing at his place at all?  I mean, porn would make someone better at sex and the man was calling her all the time afterwards.  Maybe woulda helped if he had been a pornstar, too, at some point so that he would've been better.  Use that shit.  The defense should want her off the stage.   

7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Necheles will do more work in this case now.  Even if it was seen negatively by the jury, she took it to Stormy in Trumpian style, often unfair and childish, which I think will please him.  

It seems like that whole cross gives the prosecution carte blanche to go scorched earth on Trump in redirect if they want. I don’t know if that would help the prosecution’s case at all but I’m all for it 

14 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Necheles will do more work in this case now.  Even if it was seen negatively by the jury, she took it to Stormy in Trumpian style, often unfair and childish, which I think will please him.  

She knows, at the end of the day, she has an audience of one...and if they lose, she and he can just blame it on New York and the jury.

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33 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I Trump's defense, I also often have women, I've never slept with, sign NDA's and then pay them hush money.  He who hasn't cast the first stone...

5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I Trump's defense, I also often have women, I've never slept with, sign NDA's and then pay them hush money.  He who hasn't cast the first stone...

Think the other play was Cohen did this on his own to get ahead of it all, unbeknownst by Trump.  Trump is always the innocent, dumb ass that is unaware of all the nefarious activities committed by his personnel and rogue people he's given his private banking info to.  But sure, elect the guy surrounded by idiots and bad actors, to be leader of the free world.  

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2 hours ago, HillCountryBevo said:

Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

LitErAL HeLl !!!1!1

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

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