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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, like some of the other things, the prosecution may feel like the jury MUST hear from Stormy Daniels in this case, even though she doesn't know a whole lot germane to the actual charges.

For the peanut gallery, that's a real thing:  sometimes you put on a witness or testimony that has almost nothing to do with anything because the jury would be disappointed, severely, not to hear that testimony or from that witness.  You fear they may hold that against you in deciding the jury questions on the really relevant evidence.

Like the inventors on patents half the time have very little of substance to offer the patent infringement case.  But by God, if you can get em, you put em on the stand and try to have em tell a dazzling story about the invention.

It's window dressing.  Stormy may be window dressing, but she also has the potential ability to make Trump look like shit.

This.  There are often witnesses who you have to put on -- you don't need them to PROVE your case, but you damned well need them to WIN your case.

If they didn't put on Stormy, the jury would have wondered what they were hiding.  As an added bonus, she made Trump look like the piece of shit that he is.  Making the other side look like a piece of shit in the eyes of the jury is always a good idea, if you can pull it off.

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Like they've ever hit the left button.  

They tell themselves they do, after they hit the right button.

8 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Are you actually an American citizen who knows proper grammar?

100% guaranteed this troll is a “white” Latino.

35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  There are often witnesses who you have to put on -- you don't need them to PROVE your case, but you damned well need them to WIN your case.

If they didn't put on Stormy, the jury would have wondered what they were hiding.  As an added bonus, she made Trump look like the piece of shit that he is.  Making the other side look like a piece of shit in the eyes of the jury is always a good idea, if you can pull it off.

He sells merch too. She’s planted the seed that, hey, no matter what you think of me, yes I sell merchandise to make $$ the same way Trump sells merchandise to make $$. 

55 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Aw man, did I miss a troll/magat?

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Aw man, did I miss a troll/magat?

Welcome to Twinkytown Dinnah Theatah, where we enjoy RDCanecutter's one-person play, Who's Afraid of Virginia Libtard:

"Ah'm a proud man from the Hill Country, and my libtard landlord is too. That's why I give him money because he's the dumbass. No wait Ah tolt it wrong.

Anyway Ah used to be Burnt Ends but I quit because Ah don't like some other libtards (not my landlord) who say random things contrary to mah beliefs on a subsection of a Texas sports board. Mmmm.

And Biden, Biden's handlers, the Uniparty, and all the tarded libtards (also not my landlord) from Austin California will dance the Dance of Doomed Souls in Hell unless a multi-bankrupt New York real estate guy gets elected. Not that he didn't already (cuz he did) but THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM."

Lights dim.

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Welcome to Twinkytown Dinnah Theatah, where we enjoy RDCanecutter's one-person play, Who's Afraid of Virginia Libtard:

"Ah'm a proud man from the Hill Country, and my libtard landlord is too. That's why I give him money because he's the dumbass. No wait Ah tolt it wrong.

Anyway Ah used to be Burnt Ends but I quit because Ah don't like some other libtards (not my landlord) who say random things contrary to mah beliefs on a subsection of a Texas sports board. Mmmm.

And Biden, Biden's handlers, the Uniparty, and all the tarded libtards (also not my landlord) from Austin California will dance the Dance of Doomed Souls in Hell unless a multi-bankrupt New York real estate guy gets elected. Not that he didn't already (cuz he did) but THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM."

Lights dim.

This hits a bit too close to home for me.  I have a long time tenant that is a hardcore Trumper.  At one point he wasn't paying rent and so I went an visited and he offered to give me his 96 Grand Cherokee in lieu of rent.  I asked him how he was going to get to work if he didn't have the truck, his response floored me, "well it doesn't run, which is why I haven't been going to work, and also why I can't pay the rent.  Do you think you could give me a ride for a while after I give you the truck?"  Instead I offered to look at the truck and quickly determined the starter was bad, I went to the store, got it and put it in for him.  Eventually, I got my money back.  

Absolutely baffling.  This is what we are dealing with.  Also, if you are in the landlord game, this also is the type of lunacy you can expect.  

4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

This hits a bit too close to home for me.  I have a long time tenant that is a hardcore Trumper.  At one point he wasn't paying rent and so I went an visited and he offered to give me his 96 Grand Cherokee in lieu of rent.  I asked him how he was going to get to work if he didn't have the truck, his response floored me, "well it doesn't run, which is why I haven't been going to work, and also why I can't pay the rent.  Do you think you could give me a ride for a while after I give you the truck?"  Instead I offered to look at the truck and quickly determined the starter was bad, I went to the store, got it and put it in for him.  Eventually, I got my money back.  

Absolutely baffling.  This is what we are dealing with.  Also, if you are in the landlord game, this also is the type of lunacy you can expect.  

That’s a lot of words to say you passed up a ‘96 Grand Cherokee.

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3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

This hits a bit too close to home for me.  I have a long time tenant that is a hardcore Trumper.  At one point he wasn't paying rent and so I went an visited and he offered to give me his 96 Grand Cherokee in lieu of rent.  I asked him how he was going to get to work if he didn't have the truck, his response floored me, "well it doesn't run, which is why I haven't been going to work, and also why I can't pay the rent.  Do you think you could give me a ride for a while after I give you the truck?"  Instead I offered to look at the truck and quickly determined the starter was bad, I went to the store, got it and put it in for him.  Eventually, I got my money back.  

Absolutely baffling.  This is what we are dealing with.  Also, if you are in the landlord game, this also is the type of lunacy you can expect.  

1. Closest I got to the landlord game was teaching College Orientation for new students (who probably have a story about where the rent money went.) My first lesson to them was "Show Up," and everything else was padding so I could draw a check.

2. I also dipped my toe into that world a while back offering to buy gold and silver. You'd be amazed at how much gold and silver there is in the world. This steel chain is silver. Those Canadian dollar coins from last year are gold. Why do you want to cheat us.

3. How much does he want for the Grand Cherokee?

The MSNBC guy should troll him and say no way in hell dotard has the guts to get on the stand. 

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

1. Closest I got to the landlord game was teaching College Orientation for new students (who probably have a story about where the rent money went.) My first lesson to them was "Show Up," and everything else was padding so I could draw a check.

2. I also dipped my toe into that world a while back offering to buy gold and silver. You'd be amazed at how much gold and silver there is in the world. This steel chain is silver. Those Canadian dollar coins from last year are gold. Why do you want to cheat us.

3. How much does he want for the Grand Cherokee?

Well, he was attempting to trade for 2 months rent in 2022 dollars, so about $3500 I guess.  I have no idea if this would have been a good deal or not.   It wasn't to me, I don't want you to pay me once, I want you to pay me in perpetuity.  

16 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Also, if you are in the landlord game, this also is the type of lunacy you can expect.

I am, but my tenants are college students, usually engineering/science type majors. My experience is therefore... different.

5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Well, he was attempting to trade for 2 months rent in 2022 dollars, so about $3500 I guess.  I have no idea if this would have been a good deal or not.   It wasn't to me, I don't want you to pay me once, I want you to pay me in perpetuity.  

It sounds like y'all have a delicate ecosystem where any interference would result in collapse and extinction.

I should pass anyway. I am looking for a simple waterproof box that rolls so I can transport art. Something dripping sexxay like a Honda Element.

On 5/8/2024 at 7:26 PM, BamaATL said:

Nothing gets the ladies going quite like a little "Fuck Martinez"

The real classy broads are into "Face down, ass up"

I know it's been posted many times, and I don't give a shit.  Still one of the greatest moments in television history.

 

44 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The MSNBC guy should troll him and say no way in hell dotard has the guts to get on the stand. 

Stormy beat him to it

 

43 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The real classy broads are into "Face down, ass up"

I know it's been posted many times, and I don't give a shit.  Still one of the greatest moments in television history.

“Phil Donahue?  We thought this was a Phil Collins concert.”

17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Stormy beat him to it

 

"SHE CAINT SAY THAT-- THAT'S CONTEMPT OF COURT CUZ SHE'S TRYIN TO TIMIDATE HIM"-- the checkout line of a Northwest Georgia Walmart.

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WARNING! Drunk lawyer war story!

Trump‘s lawyer who crossed stormy reminds me of an attorney for Traveler’s insurance who attacked my very sketchy client in a jury trial when I was a young lawyer.   It is gospel among good plaintiff trial lawyers that you are never rude and in attack mode on a witness unless you have an unusually bad witness who’s done truly terrible things that you can easily prove.    Jurors do not like to watch you being mean to a witness. Period.  

This defense attorney’s demeanor was resting bitch face when she was at her best, but most of the time she was scowling and almost scream-spitting at my witnesses.   Let me repeat, my case was so friggin horrible that the insurance company took a meager cost of defense settlement off the table on the day of trial.  

During the direct of my client, she pulled out a deposition and started grilling him in a similar bunny in the pot/I won ‘t be ignored type manner - like stormy was grilled but worse. She exaggerated what my client had said, and not so subtly misrepresented some of his deposition testimony in questions. 

As the cross went on, I could see her thinking she had a killshot about his drinking before the accident happened. She bowed up, shoved the deposition in his face, and insisted that he read that she thought was different than his trial testimony.  He shook his head and declined, and before the judge could intervene to instruct him to answer, she went on a tear about not being honest with the jury and refusing to read the deposition to them.   At that moment, several big tears dribbled down his cheek.   He swallowed, turned to the jury and told them, “I’m sorry I never learned to read.”

I won the trial with a 9-3 plaintiff verdict.    I can honestly say I never could’ve done it without her.   I was getting some of that vibe as I read some of the transcript of today’s hearing.   Being Nasty to Stormy will make Trump very happy, but there is a fair to good chance that it pushes the jury away from Trump and his lawyers more than they needed. 

tl;dr

I think being mean to Stormy on cross today backfired Bigly

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we really can’t forget this one from earlier
 

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8 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Oh, let us count the ways.

 

 

It’s hard to counter them lying about “being led by the Holy Spirit” to support Trump.

3 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I don't know why y'all ran off immamac's friend like that.

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12 hours ago, HillCountryBevo said:

Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

Take a break everybody

 

 

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"I'm a patriot.

Also, the United States is literal hell."

Pretty solid stuff.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

"I'm a patriot.

Also, the United States is literal hell."

Pretty solid stuff.

45% of this country anytime a Democrat is in the WH.  Obama broke their brain. 

59 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

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Somewhere, what is left of Mr. Wellman’s decaying corpse is rolling in his grave. 

<lawdog joke….why unfunny>

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3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Welcome to Twinkytown Dinnah Theatah, where we enjoy RDCanecutter's one-person play, Who's Afraid of Virginia Libtard:

"Ah'm a proud man from the Hill Country, and my libtard landlord is too. That's why I give him money because he's the dumbass. No wait Ah tolt it wrong.

Anyway Ah used to be Burnt Ends but I quit because Ah don't like some other libtards (not my landlord) who say random things contrary to mah beliefs on a subsection of a Texas sports board. Mmmm.

And Biden, Biden's handlers, the Uniparty, and all the tarded libtards (also not my landlord) from Austin California will dance the Dance of Doomed Souls in Hell unless a multi-bankrupt New York real estate guy gets elected. Not that he didn't already (cuz he did) but THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM."

Lights dim.

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625 negs. Almost all from today.

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(625 negs... so far.)

13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

"I'm a patriot.

Also, the United States is literal hell."

Pretty solid stuff.

This.  Is.  Hell.

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8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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625 negs. Almost all from today.

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(625 negs... so far.)

Is that a lot? That seems like a lot 

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The real classy broads are into "Face down, ass up"

I know it's been posted many times, and I don't give a shit.  Still one of the greatest moments in television history.

 

How have I never seen this?

I have to say, I don’t normally watch Saturday Night Live much anymore, but there is zero chance I will not be watching this Saturday. I hope they do not disappoint.

Scarjo again? She can show off her range by playing Kristi and stormy 

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4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I have to say, I don’t normally watch Saturday Night Live much anymore, but there is zero chance I will not be watching this Saturday. I hope they do not disappoint.

Maya Rudolph is hosting. I’ll check it out.

 

6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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625 negs. Almost all from today.

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(625 negs... so far.)

Fatwa'd

10 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Stormy beat him to it

 

Sounds like cause for a gag order, but my extensive research indicates she likely lacks the reflex to make it effective.

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Fatwa'd

Somewhat sad is the fact that they will internalize this as another instance of unfair liberal censorship rather than someone being punished for outright trolling. And eventually you'll see reference to it in DT for the same reason. 

Rex Kramers rich yet reluctant friends won’t be happy.

Fatwa’d a Patriot, y’all should be ashamed of yourselves… tsk, tsk, tsk. 

9 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Somewhat sad is the fact that they will internalize this as another instance of unfair liberal censorship rather than someone being punished for outright trolling. And eventually you'll see reference to it in DT for the same reason. 

I mean, imma is completely fine with straight up propaganda getting reposted from election deniers and anti-vaxxers, so that's only gonna get worse. The seal is broken, and it's blacklabs revenge for putting the UT Palestine protest thread back up - he's just gonna give up and let it fester

14 minutes ago, &#x27;stache said:

Sounds like cause for a gag order, but my extensive research indicates she likely lacks the reflex to make it effective.

And for those women with that talent, may god bless them

11 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The real classy broads are into "Face down, ass up"

I know it's been posted many times, and I don't give a shit.  Still one of the greatest moments in television history.

 

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38 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Somewhat sad is the fact that they will internalize this as another instance of unfair liberal censorship rather than someone being punished for outright trolling. And eventually you'll see reference to it in DT for the same reason. 

And as always, the person who rolls in and says it will be literal hell if Biden wins never seems to be able to articulate any particular policy reasons why what he is saying is true. If you push them on it, he would just say, “everybody knows that.”     That’s the thing, I’m quite sure everyone at his church and the people where he works, and his neighbors who are Trumpers all shake their head and agree, and not one of them articulate anything besides ‘secure the border’.

We never got the chance to ask him why Trump killed the border deal after the Democrats leaned over backward and met the GOP more than halfway.

Who am I kidding? Trump fans do not really care about the facts - because they are not voting for Trump because of facts or policy.     We got ‘border’ and ‘businessman’ out of him, and that’s all we were ever going to get.

And as always, the person who rolls in and says it will be literal hell if Biden wins never seems to be able to articulate any particular policy reasons why what he is saying is true. If you push them on it, he would just say, “everybody knows that.”     That’s the thing, I’m quite sure everyone at his church and the people where he works, and his neighbors who are Trumpers all shake their head and agree, and not one of them articulate anything besides ‘secure the border’.
We never got the chance to ask him why Trump killed the border deal after the Democrats leaned over backward and met the GOP more than halfway.
Who am I kidding? Trump fans do not really care about the facts - because they are not voting for Trump because of facts or policy.     We got ‘border’ and ‘businessman’ out of him, and that’s all we were ever going to get.

In other words, their feelings don’t care about your facts.
20 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Chicken needed to be fried a little bit longer.

At least it wasn’t raw bacon, right @Pato del Muerto?

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