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“Gagging Boobert” would be a great title for one of those documentaries I can’t watch online in Texas 

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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

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17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

What is she even talking about?  Everyone knows what crime he's accused of committing.

Is she just saying that he's committed so many crimes that he's not sure which one this is?  

14 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

What is she even talking about?  Everyone knows what crime he's accused of committing.

Is she just saying that he's committed so many crimes that he's not sure which one this is?  

Just one of the talking points that is, obviously, not true. "Every legal analyst in the history of the world agrees that no crime was committed here!"

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Just one of the talking points that is, obviously, not true. "Every legal analyst in the history of the world agrees that no crime was committed here!"

There's a distinct possibility that Boobert doesn't know what crime he's accused of committing, simply because she's a fucking dumbass.

Asking her to sign the Beetlejuice playbill is fucking genius.

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Well the new John Grisham soft-core adaptation certainly looks like it has potential.  

Will somebody please help me convince myself that we are still in a reality on Earth.  I am freaking the fuck out right now.  

8 hours ago, texasdago said:

Was thinking of the comments above re: Rush Limbaugh.  I used to gobble up books and the drivel by Limbaugh, O'Reilly and their ilk.  Good God I was dumbass back then.  If there's one thing I can say Cheeto did that was a positive for me is he snapped me out of it.  When he came along, I was like, WTF y'all?  Are we not seeing this?  He caused me to reevaluate a LOT!

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Iraq snapped me out of it, but yeah, I don't want to think about how much Limbaugh, etc. I listened to in the 90s.

In an Uber with a boomer driver listening to Fox News Radio.  Apparently Cohen was pantsed today and the entire case is blown and Bragg should just give up now.  Jury clearly ready to acquit etc etc. Defense may not even need to bring a witness. 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Well the new John Grisham soft-core adaptation certainly looks like it has potential.

I see Shannon Whirry and Kari Wuhrer for this. 

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35 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

In an Uber with a boomer driver listening to Fox News Radio.  Apparently Cohen was pantsed today and the entire case is blown and Bragg should just give up now.  Jury clearly ready to acquit etc etc. Defense may not even need to bring a witness. 

One star. 

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

and Trump himself.

Over/under on how many times he perjures himself. 

Over/under on how many times he perjures himself. 

Well everything he says is a lie so…

But he won’t get held accountable
On 5/16/2024 at 8:55 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Not a WITCHhunt you moron(ess).  It's a warlock hunt.

 

 

If I was Trumps lawyer there would be no way I’d let him get within 100 miles of the witness stand.  I can’t imagine anyone having more material on them that would show they have a tendency to lie.  

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Trump himself

lol 

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On 5/16/2024 at 1:21 PM, HenryJames said:

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Two must buys at the book fair in late elementary were a sports car poster and  the new Guinness book of world records 

If I was Trumps lawyer there would be no way I’d let him get within 100 miles of the witness stand.  I can’t imagine anyone having more material on them that would show they have a tendency to lie.  

A lawyer can not stop his client from testifying if they really want to do so.

The judge just stated he expects closing arguments next Tuesday.  I presume that means the defense will have some witnesses between now and then.  

14 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

The judge just stated he expects closing arguments next Tuesday.  I presume that means the defense will have some witnesses between now and then.  

I think it mostly has to do with the calendar. They're letting the jurors take Friday off for vacation plans and you don't want closing arguments followed by a long holiday weekend before the jury deliberates. 

21 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Two must buys at the book fair in late elementary were a sports car poster and  the new Guinness book of world records 

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Dersh showing up just because Trump talked shit about him is so fucking funny.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Clyde is (thankfully) not from OH, but GA via Canada.

Chucky Pancamo is a good pull.

Trump pulling out the A-List

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1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Clyde is (thankfully) not from OH, but GA via Canada.

Chucky Pancamo is a good pull.

Well there you have it. If the president of Hell's Angels is supporting Dotard then I'm certainly changing my vote.

12 minutes ago, Hard Times said:

Well there you have it. If the president of Hell's Angels is supporting Dotard then I'm certainly changing my vote.

Biden just lost the meth distribution vote

17 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Trump pulling out the A-List

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I fully acknowledge my redundant posts about the Simulation, hatred for Trump, and Frank Stallone.  But come the fuck on people.  Put me on ignore, but that’s a younger Frank Stallone.  This isn’t real anymore.  This is insane. 

Oh sweet mother of Moses.  You all realize we are all collapsing in on ourselves?  This fucking guy is likely gonna be the next Secretary of the Interior.  And 70% of the country is gonna think, “yeah. That makes sense.  “

On 5/19/2024 at 12:54 PM, Sawbonz said:

Two must buys at the book fair in late elementary were a sports car Heather Thomas poster and  the new Guinness book of world records 

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44 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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One....hunnnert.....percent.

Had that badboy up in my room probably starting at age 15.

58 minutes ago, brakeman said:

More cow bell!

Rodney Terry is spending his free time in a really weird way

45 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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What elementary school did you go to where they were selling those?

Definitely wasn't in Texas

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Clyde is (thankfully) not from OH, but GA via Canada.

Chucky Pancamo is a good pull.

I LOLed really hard at "Alan Dershowitz (Alan Dershowitz)"

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What elementary school did you go to where they were selling those?

Definitely wasn't in Texas

Well, yeah.  Had to save up your money and pick that up at Spencer's with cold hard cash.  Had to carry it really carefully under your arm as you rode your bike home from the mall, but if you fell, you'd have scraped your face all to hell before you let anything happen to that treasured masterpiece.

Fuck marry kill: habba boobert luna

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Having to marry any one of those three would mean the answer to "kill" is "yourself."

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