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Just now, Brisketexan said:

Having to marry any one of those three would mean the answer to "kill" is "yourself."

hey if any thing habba is one loyal cunt . if you gotta do dirt that bitch be like "ride or die " so i will give her that respeck 

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Having to marry any one of those three would mean the answer to "kill" is "yourself."

Hey! Respect the game. We don't make the rules.

1 minute ago, mr.goodkat said:

hey if any thing habba is one loyal cunt 

It's because Trump hasn't grown tired of her.  When he does and ditches her (and me most certainly will), and likely stiffs her on her legal bill, we'll see how loyal of a cunt she is.

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11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is there a condition on length of marriage before dissolution?

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23 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Fuck marry kill: habba boobert luna

Sure. Although, is this a polygamy thing? Or do I have to do it one at a time?

I have a solution to the fuck, marry, kill.

Let Gary Ridgeway decide.  

A perfect storm of disastrous circumstances has led me to actually work today.

How did Cohen end up? Did the prosecutors redirect or nah?  

I have to say that the long string of red tie shit-flinging Gibbons that have paraded through the courthouse recently might not play well with jurors.  They might take it as Trump and Company trying to sway their opinion with their juvenile red tie support bullshit..

What Sayeth Lex Canum?

7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

A perfect storm of disastrous circumstances has led me to actually work today.

How did Cohen end up? Did the prosecutors redirect or nah?  

I have to say that the long string of red tie shit-flinging Gibbons that have paraded through the courthouse recently might not play well with jurors.  They might take it as Trump and Company trying to sway their opinion with their juvenile red tie support bullshit..

What Sayeth Lex Canum?

Cohen is done, and apparently the defense's second witness, Costello is making a complete ass of himself.  The first defense witness, was somehow Blanche's paralegal.  

Just now, BamaATL said:

Cohen is done, and apparently the defense's second witness, Costello is making a complete ass of himself.  The first defense witness, was somehow Blanche's paralegal.  

I'm sure this will play well with the jury.

 

 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

Fuck marry kill: habba boobert luna

too easy, now do it with Butch Body, Huckabee Sanders, and Sidney Powell

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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My mom made me take this poster down. 

True story. 

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*yesterday.

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

My mom made me take this stained poster down. 

True story. 

fift

9 minutes ago, tx ind said:

too easy, now do it with Butch Body, Huckabee Sanders, and Sidney Powell

That's a "puke then kill" trifecta.

Farrah > Heather

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. . . and Cheryl Tieg was in the competition (NSFW):

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11 minutes ago, tx ind said:

too easy, now do it with Butch Body, Huckabee Sanders, and Sidney Powell

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5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

fift

The poster was fine.

The increase in dirty socks was probably a tell though. 

11 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


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although in the field of live local home entertainment he’s a god. 

16 minutes ago, tx ind said:

too easy, now do it with Butch Body, Huckabee Sanders, and Sidney Powell

Fuck MTG, marry beef, kill Powell.

Look there's no easy answers here. 

40 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I'm sure this will play well with the jury.

 

 

can someone explain the implication here. you know, because of the implication...

51 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

red tie shit-flinging Gibbons

I prefer red beard guitar playing Gibbons

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12 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

can someone explain the implication here. you know, because of the implication...

Costello was brought in by Trump's team to be a fact witness to contradict Cohen's testimony.  I'm no lawyer, but having a witness get in a verbally combative situation with the judge (when the only goal is to get the jury to believe the things coming out of his mouth) seems less than ideal.

23 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Fuck MTG, marry beef, kill Powell.

Look there's no easy answers here. 

Huckabeef could still have a kid.  Powell is pushing 70 (although she might be of the type to live another 20 years).

fuck MTG, marry Powell, kill Huckabeef.

2 hours ago, mr.goodkat said:

f-boobert m- habba k-luna 

 

I'd swap boobert and habba. Because how many women go down on you in a theater AFTER you're married?

Just now, Rimbo said:

I'd swap boobert and habba. Because how many women go down on you in a theater AFTER you're married?

*with you, her husband, I mean

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But she doesn’t speak eloquently and we know she isn’t an excellent mother

Ironic, isn't it?

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48 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Fuck MTG, marry beef, kill Powell.

Look there's no easy answers here. 

kill, kill, kill and claim the instructions were not clear.

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

kill, kill, kill and claim the instructions were not clear.

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

I'd swap boobert and habba. Because how many women go down on you in a theater AFTER you're married?

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6 hours ago, Hard Times said:

Well there you have it. If the president of Hell's Angels is supporting Dotard then I'm certainly changing my vote.

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Steven Tyler changed his look? 

Isn't it ironic?  

There's got to be "Funny People" meme/gif in here somewhere with Seth and James Taylor but they're both Donald Trump. 

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5 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

My mom made me take this poster down. 

True story. 

Funny, I had two posters. This one was considered acceptable but the other one has to come down.  Trying to remember the actress's name but she was definitely naughtier 

Farrah was def the hotter girl, but Heather had the hotter poster

6 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I have a solution to the fuck, marry, kill.

Let Gary Ridgeway Craig James decide.  

FIFY

6 hours ago, tx ind said:

too easy, now do it with Butch Body, Huckabee Sanders, and Sidney Powell

 

 

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

counterpoint

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Deduction for posting pics from a movie with Chachi in it ...

Deduction for posting pics from a movie with Chachi in it ...

Yeah. But she shows her tits in it.

Yeah. But she shows her tits in it.

Like any of us can verify that
Huckabeef could still have a kid.  Powell is pushing 70 (although she might be of the type to live another 20 years).
fuck MTG, marry Powell, kill Huckabeef.
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